
Moonman's Wrath
The stars have once again aligned to aid in the arrival of an ancient Lunar being. His name is Moonman, and he seeks purity.
Moonman is brought to equestria by the same stars that helped Nightmare Moon escape her lunar prison. His goal: to cleanse the planet of its festering sickness. To purify the lands and their inhabitants. Moonman will not stop until all the gay is wiped from the face of equestria.
OL OL OL!
Moonman has returned, the stars gave him a way
To march upon equestria and slay away the gay.
the moon is back, his mighty whip a'cracking
Hunting Down minorities, to give the filth a lashing.
With a Cat O' Nine tails made of dreadlock and brick
All the feminists in the world shall bow to the dick.
Nobody will survive, when the moonman comes knocking,
He'll promptly detach all your limbs and give your skull a cocking
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1023 words: Estimated 5 minutes to read
4 Chapters:
- The purification begins 2017-07-08 22:25:16 UTC252
- Rated Triple K 2017-09-11 17:55:31 UTC240
- Moonman Cometh 2017-09-11 18:36:30 UTC412
- And he don’t stop coming 2017-12-04 00:30:28 UTC119