'Til Death do us Part

So that's how it was. The gorgeous Bon Bon living with a dull figure like me. Is she crazy? Well.. even if she is.. I would still love her. Love and tolerate, everypony, love and tolerate.

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"Good morning, Ly-Ly!" Bon Bon came bustling into my room in a merry manner. "It seems like you should be getting up," she tore the satin curtains away from each other, "for I have breakfast all laid out!"

I groaned and turned over, only to find my tail being pulled on for me to get out of bed. Shakily and unsteadily I got myself up, asking for Bon Bon's assistance for walking down the stairs. She gladly helped me out, being very careful and gentle with myself.

Once we entered the kitchen, my eyes popped out. There it was, a breakfast that seemed like a feast fit for a queen. My eyes shuffled about the table, seeing all sorts of things like a fruit bowl neatly decorated with hay and straw, a bundle of sweet orchids stacked high on a plate, and even my 2 old barrel-shaped cups filled with cider. My mouth began to water, I looked at Bon Bon in that way of "Are you sure you want to eat such a masterpiece?" She just nodded, her smile beaming about.

We trotted to the table simultaneously, me assuring her that I can get there without help. We sat down at each end of my stand and starting to dig in to the appetizing orchids, sipping cider between mouthfuls. Once we finished chowing ever-so sloppily, I reach for the fruit bowl...

Turns out Bon Bon had done the same and our hooves touched in that special way. We both pulled away and looked down, trying to hide our blush.

"N-  you.." We both croaked out at the same time. We sighed and I insisted she take half the bowl and I take the other half.

"A great idea" she said while I shuffled the bowl across the table to her. Once she made her pick, I just dumped the fruit onto my plate. We mowed the delectable food and I got up, taking my plate in my mouth.

"Wurnf meh t' tek vyur plert?" I mumbled out through the object. Bon Bon did her adorable giggle, taking her plate and inserting it into my mouth. I walked them over to the sink and accidentally dropped them in instead of setting them in gently. Bon Bon came over to help wash them. I turned on the water, setting it in between warm and hot, while she grabbed a wash cloth. I walked out to the living room and sat in my goofy fashion, flipping on the T.V.

A news story about Rainbow Dash came on, Bon Bon told me to turn it up. I did so and she came in, ignoring the dishes, to lay by me. We listened carefully and intently-

"Good afternoon, everypony," the voice said, "It appears that the young flier, Rainbow Dash of Ponyville, has recently gone missing. Let's go speak with a few friends of hers.."

"Now how in the hay could anypony be able to catch such a speed-demon as 'Dash?" AppleJack questioned with a complaining tone in her voice. "Whoever they are better give her back! Or Ah'll buck 'em right into next week!"

Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy gave similar testimonials to AJ's, Rarity was bawling her eyes out with her makeup smeared and running all down her perfectly white face.

Something was odd about this, though.. In each shot, Pinkie Pie was curled up on the ground in front of Sugarcube Corner (for they had filmed in front of it) just laughing hysterically, seeming to be in an unbreakable faze. Bon Bon's eyes and mine caught each other's with the same expression, both of us had noticed her...