The Jestor: Equestria

"jestor..Jestor....Jestoor....JESTOR!""What? Where am I? All I remember is a bright light and a voice."Jestor said as he came to and looked around at his surroundings. "Why am I in a lab?" He said as he noticed all the equipment in it and that he was on a metal table in the middle of it.

"Jestor!"Yelled a white mare wearing a black and red jester outfit and hat. "I'm so glad your awake my little thief!"She said as she rushed over and hugged him. "Tardis?"Jestor asked before looking down at his own body which was that of a cyborg pony. "Yep, its me! I got a new body now!" The mare said as she helped Jestor off of the table.

"Well, well, it seems your awake finally." Said a mare who stood over the rest of the ponies in the room, she was a bit dark looking and when she walked over to Jestor, he noticed he was only a little bit shorter than her. "I am Princess Luna." She said as she put out her hoof for a hoofshake.

"Nice to meet ya Princess." Jestor said as he shook the Princess's hoof with one of his wings and then he looked to his side in surprise. "I have wings!!" He yelled as he fell onto the ground and tried to scoot away from the wings as if they weren't his. "Why do they act like my arms!?" He yelled in confusion as he moved his wings in a fashion that allow him to examine them like a human would their own arms and hands to make sure they were theirs.

"You look funny Jestor!" Tardis laughed as she fell onto the ground pointing a hoof at him. "The look on your face!" She continued before being cut off by Jestor who was using his arm and hand like wings to choke the life out of her. "Enough!! You two stop fighting right now!!" The princess yelled as she separated the two with her magic.

"You two will be sent to Ponyville where my sister's protege, Twilight Sparkle will watch over you two!! I expect you two to be on your best behavior, am I clear?!" Luna yelled before getting some vigorous nodding in response. "Good. You will be arriving there on Nightmare Night so you will be dressed in costume, well you Jester will be at least." She continued as she floated over four boots, a piece of chest armor, a gas mask, and tinted goggles.

"Thank you princess." Jestor said a bit shakily before running off with his costume to go change in the bathroom. "Honestly, why does he always gotta change in the bathroom." Tardis sighed before walking out of the room with the Princess who led her to a train that was waiting for her and Jestor.

"Amazing!" Tardis exclaimed as she rushed up to it and began inspecting it. "Yes, it is my personal train, it will bring you into ponyville. You and Jestor will need to use different names though. Yours is Harlequin while Jestors is Mechaheart." Luna said as Jestor rushed over to them. "I'm back." He huffed as he leaned his head down as he tried to breathe. "God this stuff is heavy."

----30 minutes later----

"So this is Ponyville?" Mecha said as he stepped off of the train with Harly on his back. "Oh, look at this place, races of all kinds." Harly piped up as she jumped off of Mecha's back and looked around the town, their were all kinds of people their, ponies, minotaurs, cows, griffons, diamond dogs, and changelings.

"Who knew a less evolved race could get over racial differences so quickly." Mecha said as he walked past a group of kids who were dividing there candy among one another. "Oh man!! This is just like Halloween!!" Harly shouted as she zoomed around and looked at everything in awe.

"Come on Harly. We don't have time to be goofing around." Mecha said before being dragged over into the center of the town, where people were playing many different games, by the pinkest pony he had ever seen. "Mechas!! Where did you go?" Harly said as she looked around the road she was on and noticed that she was all alone.

"Oh no, oh no. This ain't a good part of town now is it." Harly said as she looked around at the dark lane, there was no lights, no ponies, no anything. "DELETE!!" Yelled a deep voice from behind Harly. "Please tell me its not what I think it is." Harly sighed before turning around in time to see a giant metal minotaur make to grab her. "Not today big boy!" yelled a brown earth pony who jumped onto the back of the minotaur. "Let me help!" Harly yelled before turning around and bucking the beast in the chest, getting the satisfying sound of crunching metal and causing the beast to fall to the ground.

"How do ya like them apples!" Harly said before being grabbed by the earth pony from earlier. "What are you?! What did you  do?! How did you get here?!" He yelled as he scanned her with some metal device that glowed with a blue light. "Okay, to answer those as seeing how you know more than these people, one, I am a tardis, two, I killed a Cyberbull or is it a Cybertaur, and lastly, Princess Luna brought me and The Jestor here." Harly said as the ponies eyes bugged out. "Now a question for you, who are you to know what questions to ask and to have such advanced technology as a sonic screwdriver?" Harly asked as the pony cleaned himself off and tried to gather his wits. "To answer your question love, I am The Doctor! Now come along Miss Tardis!" The earth pony said before grabbing hold of Harly's hoof and running off in the direction of the local library. "The name's Harlequin!!" Harly yelled angrily as the doctor led her away.

-----Elsewhere in an unknown location------

"It seems The Doctor has a new ally." a voice bellowed through the dark of the cave which had only one source of light, a single monitor showing the Doctor at all times. "Good for you dear Doctoor! But another time lord on this planet changes nothing, not even if he is the greatest mind you may find." It continued before letting out a loud, scratchy laugh.