The Jestor: Equestria

by Nightingalehound

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 2405

A crazy man trapped in the Void is mysteriously transported to Equestria.

A man known as The Jester, or The Jestor, is sent to Equestria after having been transported to a different dimension, getting trapped in the void on his way back home, then being sent to this current dimension. Chaos ensues as he is turned into a pony cyborg. This is part of the Time Lords, Daleks, Aliens, Ponies, and a little bit of Chaos! storyline and is based off of The Jestor: Audio journal.
which has now been cancelled but I no longer need it for ideas. Improvisation ability activate!!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-16 02:18:10 UTC

The Jestor: Equestria: Day 1

"jestor..Jestor....Jestoor....JESTOR!""What? Where am I? All I remember is a bright light and a voice."Jestor said as he came to and looked around at his surroundings. "Why am I in a lab?" He said as he noticed all the equipment in it and that he was on a metal table in the middle of it.

"Jestor!"Yelled a white mare wearing a black and red jester outfit and hat. "I'm so glad your awake my little thief!"She said as she rushed over and hugged him. "Tardis?"Jestor asked before looking down at his own body which was that of a cyborg pony. "Yep, its me! I got a new body now!" The mare said as she helped Jestor off of the table.

"Well, well, it seems your awake finally." Said a mare who stood over the rest of the ponies in the room, she was a bit dark looking and when she walked over to Jestor, he noticed he was only a little bit shorter than her. "I am Princess Luna." She said as she put out her hoof for a hoofshake.

"Nice to meet ya Princess." Jestor said as he shook the Princess's hoof with one of his wings and then he looked to his side in surprise. "I have wings!!" He yelled as he fell onto the ground and tried to scoot away from the wings as if they weren't his. "Why do they act like my arms!?" He yelled in confusion as he moved his wings in a fashion that allow him to examine them like a human would their own arms and hands to make sure they were theirs.

"You look funny Jestor!" Tardis laughed as she fell onto the ground pointing a hoof at him. "The look on your face!" She continued before being cut off by Jestor who was using his arm and hand like wings to choke the life out of her. "Enough!! You two stop fighting right now!!" The princess yelled as she separated the two with her magic.

"You two will be sent to Ponyville where my sister's protege, Twilight Sparkle will watch over you two!! I expect you two to be on your best behavior, am I clear?!" Luna yelled before getting some vigorous nodding in response. "Good. You will be arriving there on Nightmare Night so you will be dressed in costume, well you Jester will be at least." She continued as she floated over four boots, a piece of chest armor, a gas mask, and tinted goggles.

"Thank you princess." Jestor said a bit shakily before running off with his costume to go change in the bathroom. "Honestly, why does he always gotta change in the bathroom." Tardis sighed before walking out of the room with the Princess who led her to a train that was waiting for her and Jestor.

"Amazing!" Tardis exclaimed as she rushed up to it and began inspecting it. "Yes, it is my personal train, it will bring you into ponyville. You and Jestor will need to use different names though. Yours is Harlequin while Jestors is Mechaheart." Luna said as Jestor rushed over to them. "I'm back." He huffed as he leaned his head down as he tried to breathe. "God this stuff is heavy."

----30 minutes later----

"So this is Ponyville?" Mecha said as he stepped off of the train with Harly on his back. "Oh, look at this place, races of all kinds." Harly piped up as she jumped off of Mecha's back and looked around the town, their were all kinds of people their, ponies, minotaurs, cows, griffons, diamond dogs, and changelings.

"Who knew a less evolved race could get over racial differences so quickly." Mecha said as he walked past a group of kids who were dividing there candy among one another. "Oh man!! This is just like Halloween!!" Harly shouted as she zoomed around and looked at everything in awe.

"Come on Harly. We don't have time to be goofing around." Mecha said before being dragged over into the center of the town, where people were playing many different games, by the pinkest pony he had ever seen. "Mechas!! Where did you go?" Harly said as she looked around the road she was on and noticed that she was all alone.

"Oh no, oh no. This ain't a good part of town now is it." Harly said as she looked around at the dark lane, there was no lights, no ponies, no anything. "DELETE!!" Yelled a deep voice from behind Harly. "Please tell me its not what I think it is." Harly sighed before turning around in time to see a giant metal minotaur make to grab her. "Not today big boy!" yelled a brown earth pony who jumped onto the back of the minotaur. "Let me help!" Harly yelled before turning around and bucking the beast in the chest, getting the satisfying sound of crunching metal and causing the beast to fall to the ground.

"How do ya like them apples!" Harly said before being grabbed by the earth pony from earlier. "What are you?! What did you  do?! How did you get here?!" He yelled as he scanned her with some metal device that glowed with a blue light. "Okay, to answer those as seeing how you know more than these people, one, I am a tardis, two, I killed a Cyberbull or is it a Cybertaur, and lastly, Princess Luna brought me and The Jestor here." Harly said as the ponies eyes bugged out. "Now a question for you, who are you to know what questions to ask and to have such advanced technology as a sonic screwdriver?" Harly asked as the pony cleaned himself off and tried to gather his wits. "To answer your question love, I am The Doctor! Now come along Miss Tardis!" The earth pony said before grabbing hold of Harly's hoof and running off in the direction of the local library. "The name's Harlequin!!" Harly yelled angrily as the doctor led her away.

-----Elsewhere in an unknown location------

"It seems The Doctor has a new ally." a voice bellowed through the dark of the cave which had only one source of light, a single monitor showing the Doctor at all times. "Good for you dear Doctoor! But another time lord on this planet changes nothing, not even if he is the greatest mind you may find." It continued before letting out a loud, scratchy laugh.

The Jestor: Equestria: Day 2

"Where are we going!!" Harly yelled as the doctor weaved through the crowds of ponies playing games, dancing, eating, and all around having fun, while Harly on the other hand wasn't having any fun what so ever as she bumped into yet another person dressed up as a zombie and got more fake blood on her.

"We're going to library of course, we must alert the others that the cyberponies have started inducting other species." The doctor said before grabbing Harly once more and pulling her through an ally and out into a clearing that had a giant tree in the middle of it, or was it a house.

"Brilliant ain't it. A house made inside a tree. A true tree house." The doctor said as he looked over at Harly's face which was of pure wonder. "How did they build this, it is impossible with any technology used to date without killing the tree, and this one is still alive." Harly said as she rushed up to the house and began examining some of its limbs.

"Well this world does rely on magic." The Doctor said as he walked over to the front door but was stopped by Harlequin who pulled him toward the center of town as a familiar song began to play. "Come on Doctor! I have a feeling your gonna like what's about to happen!" Harly said as she stopped infront of  a stage that had a rock band standing on it. There were two griffons playing guitar, a diamond dog playing bass, a minotaur on drums, and the one on vocals was Mecha himself.

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Mechaheart was about to sing into the mike when a pegasus identical to him swooped down and took the mike and began singing into but not before throwing Mecha another mike.

(Mecha will be the layed back singer, with the griffons as back up, and his look-alike will be the one with higher more intense voice, you know, the guy who sings the first part. as for the concert. let your imagination come up with it.)

"I got a girlfriend

Only she don't know it yet

I got a six string best friend

Who sleeps with a broken neck

I want to make my mark

change the world, with this flow

But, all this doubt in my head

It won't let me go"

"Can't you see I want to lock my door and shut out all the world surrounding me

Safe from the problems and the pressures caused by insecurities"

"Get up! Get up!

Let the good times roll!

Get up! Get up!

Take my heart and my soul!

Get up! Get up!

Let the good times roll

On and on and on.."

"Feel like everybody else just needs to see through different eyes

From the outside looking in we shout the anthem of our lives

Come on and let me go

and just like everybody else

I feel the pain each time I try

But I'll fight the bitter end

to shout the anthem

the anthem of our lives"

"I got a heartache

She's my insecurity

I got all these on my tongue but they escape me

I want to breakout, Carpe Diem,

I know, but all this doubt in my head It won't let me go"

"Can't you see I want to find my own direction on this busy one-way street

Where all the influential people never bother helping me"

"Get up! Get up!

Let the good times roll!

Get up! Get up!

Take my heart and my soul!

Get up! Get up!

Let the good times roll

On and on and on.."

"Feel like everybody else just needs to see through different eyes

From the outside looking in we shout the anthem of our lives

Come on and let me go

and just like everybody else

I feel the pain each time I try

But I'll fight the bitter end

to shout the anthem

the anthem of our lives"

"This is the Anthem

Out to all the misfits

If you feel you don't belong

If you don't give a shit

About authority

About majority

About conformity

Shout it out

Let us go! [x7]"

"Get up! Get up!

Let the good times roll"

"Everybody else just needs to see through different eyes

From the outside looking in

we shout the anthem of our lives

Just like everybody else

I feel the pain each time I try

But I'll fight the bitter end

to shout the anthem of our lives"

"Feel like everybody else just needs to see through different eyes

From the outside looking in

We shout the anthem of our lives

Just like everybody else

I feel the pain each time I try

But I'll fight the bitter end

to shout the anthem

the anthem of our lives..."

"the anthem the anthem of our lives..."

"the anthem of our lives"

----an hour later after countless number of songs---

Mecha and his look-alike walked off of stage as a dj duo took the stage."That was awesome!" shouted an orange pegasus filly who was hanging out with two other fillies, one was a white unicorn with a purple and pinkish mane, and the other was a yellow earth pony with a red mane. "Thanks kid." Mecha said as he grabbed a bottle of water and ate the whole thing. "Umm, bro? I think you just ate a water bottle." Jestor said as one of the guitarists motioned for the two. "Yeah, well, I don't care and it looks like the crowd loved us cause we're up again!" Mecha said as the screen behind the band had an anarchy symbol appear on it. "Lets get started!"Jestor said as he took the mike while Mecha grabbed an extra guitar and plugged it in.

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"YEAH!!!!!"

-A picture of Blueblood speaking infront of a crowd appears alongside that of King Sombra-

"Some people live that selfish desire

Some choose to shout when they speak and they’ll be the stars

Caught in the flame of those deep in fire

Seeking out those with a voice

One for tomorrow"

-Pictures of Nightmare Moon and Discord float past as Mechas eyes glow gold as he sings-

"They say we’ve lost our minds, we’ve just gained control

Search endlessly, fight till we’re free

Fly past the edge of the sea

No bended knee, no mockery

Somehow we still carry on"

-A group of changelings land on stage and begin dancing-

"(fear, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear)

Silence your fear, we’ve got to move higher,

High like the stars in the sky

Guiding us all

Battle the will of those who conspire,

Take back the passion to live, relish the sorrow"

-Pictures of all the greatest enemies of Equestria appear as one as an anarchy symbol burns behind them-

"Destroys their perfect crime, watch the power fold

Search endlessly, fight till we’re free

Fly past the edge of the sea

No bend in me, no mockery

Somehow we still carry on"

-Mecha changes into a beast with the maw of a wolf, bone spikes running along the back of his neck and the top of his head in a straight line, his body and tail now that of some type of dragon with the same wings and no mane and his tail ending in a flame as chains began to appear across his entire body-

"Search endlessly, fight till we’re free

Fly past the edge of the sea

No bend in me, no mockery

Somehow we still carry on

Carry on"

-the song ends as fireworks rapidly go off, covering the stage in smoke-

An explosion of screams of excitement ring through out the town square, until the smoke clears revealing what happened to mecha was not part of the show. "Ladies and gentlecolts, may introduce to you, the former ruler of the Under!! Prince Comet!!!" Jestor yelled just as Harly and the group reached the crowd....