Discord's had a near death experience, and is riding the weirdest sort of high and depression from it. He puts the matter to a vote with two of himself, and decides that Celestia is the pony who most needs his attention.

Celestia, on the other hand, is having a rather mundane luncheon with rather mundane ponies who think highly of themselves. Discord is honestly a rather nice diversion, until he oversteps his bounds to 'spice things up'.

Canterlot won't be the same when the Sun Queen ascends.

Written as part of a challenge of meeting a certain word count of written content in a month.