Sixteen authors, one story. I foresee precisely zero problems.

This story is the result of a round-robin event, wherein each author only got to read the chapter immediately previous to write their own. Updating every day until completion, it is pretty much the same as the previous Ponemurdered, but this time, there was an epic twist for the writers, and quite possibly the readers too. No one knew who had written what.

It went about as well as you would expect with a project like this.

Within are many authors you may or may not have read the horse words of in the past and present, including a few original authors from the first Ponemurdered! This is the story that they wrote, and these are the people who wrote it:

Doctor Disco
All Art Is Quite Useless
ChappedPenguinLips
FamousLastWords
JackRipper
Whatever Seven's Name Is
The 24th Pegasus
Majin Syeekoh
Flutterpriest
Celesti Lateo
Dreadnought
Dawnscroll
Pen Stroke
Cold in Gardez
Lise Eclaire
Dave_Bryant

There are still no elephants

Updates everyday for ten days.