The Fourth Wall Competition

by shadowlucario50

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 6539

Who is the best fourth-wall breaker?

"Hi-ya! My name is Pinkie Pie! I hope you enjoy this story because it was loads of fun to be in! Also, don't worry about Twilight too much. She's fine. What's that? What happened to Twilight? Don't be silly! If I told you, then that would ruin the purpose of the story, and I hate to be a spoiler-boiler! And I already think Twilight's boiled enough!"

Just a really random thought I thought of, so let's see how this goes.

Published 2012-07-12 23:44:03 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-08 23:31:37 UTC

The Fourth Wall Competition

"Hi-ya! I'm Pinkie Pie, and welcome to the Fourth Wall Competition! I can't wait to let you decide who is the best fourth-wall breaker! Of course, usually I win, but I thought it would be fair this year to have the other competitors have a chance!"

"Pinkie Pie, who are you talking to?" Twilight walked up to Pinkie Pie with a quizzical look. She looked in the direction of where Pinkie Pie face before saying, "There's nopony even there!"

"Oh, that's silly, Twilight! Of course there's someone there! In fact, they're reading about us right now!"

Twilight facehoofed and walked away. Pinkie Pie bounced back to the words of the story. "You heard her. Isn't she a crazy pony? Anyways, we'll go to our first competitor! He's a small colt and he loves to be around a snippy guy! Let's jump through the next section of this chapter to our competitor Snails!"

"Hey there!" Snails waved to the crowd.

Pinkie Pie bounced over to Snails with a grin on her face. "Ready for your performance, Snails?"

"Ready!" He picked up a hat from his dresser. A black top-hat with a red ribbon. You know, the one's that... Oh sorry, I'm not supposed to break the fourth wall... I'm just supposed to be storytelling. Please forgive me.

"Aw, no worries there buddy! I mean, it's difficult having to just tell a story and not be able to give your own voice! In fact, you're the one who's writing everything we do. That makes us like itty-bitty puppets for your fingers!"

Yeah... But I shall not waste your time. Snails picked up his magician hat from his dresser with magic and levitated his hat in front of him.

"And now, ladies and gentlecolts!"

"Gentlemen," Pinkie whispered.

Snails was oblivious to Pinkie as he continued. "I shall now pull out a rabbit from my hat!" He reached his hoof into the hat and started tugging. What he pulled out wasn't a rabbit, but a-

"SPIDER! BIG HAIRY SPIDER!!" Pinkie Pie started stomping all over Snails' hat. Snails just stood there, not reacting to any of Pinkie Pie's antics.

Once Pinkie Pie was done, she-

"Hey, Glitchy?"

Uh... Yes?

"Next time, could you make it a bunny instead of a big hairy spider. I hate spiders, you know. It makes me all-" Pinkie Pie squealed. "-and then I go-" She started stomping on the ground. "-and now look what I did to poor Snails' hat! It's all-" Pinkie Pie made a spitting noise.

Well, I'm sorry. It's for viewer's entertainment. Nothing I can do really.

"How about you fix Snails' hat then?"

"I like hats," Snails blurted abs-

"Hey! You need to fix his hat or else he won't be a competitor anymore!"

But-

"No butts, Glitchy! You're the storyteller. Make his hat go POOF or something."

... Fine. Snails' hat poofed into smoke and became fixed. How's that?

"Hm... Needs a little more action. Move the story back a bit."

Move the story back? Pinkie, that just doesn't flow at all-

"Do you want me to do it?"

*gulp* Snails reached into his hat and pulled out a white-haired rabbit holding a carrot.

"Oh, hi Angel! I'm glad that Glitchy could include you in the story! Say hi!"

Angel Bunny looked around with a confused face before hopping off.

"I like bunnies. That was better than the spider, eh?" Snails asked.

"Oh, totally! I mean, why would anyone use a spider for pulling out a hat? That's just creepypasta! Oh, pull something else out of the hat! And remember Glitchy, no spiders!"

Snails reached into the hat and with a "presto!", he pulled out a fish.

"A... Fish? Really Glitchy?"

Well, it's better than a spider...

"But fish are so unoriginal!" Pinkie Pie pulled out a fish bowl and threw the fish inside the bowl. "Try something bigger! Like, like a fire-breathing dragon!"

Dragon? You got it. Snails reached for his hat and said, "Now, I will tap the hat twice and a dragon will come out."

He tapped the top of the hat twice and a purple dragon with green scales came out.

"Spike! I'm glad you could make it!"

Hey, I wasn't done yet! Whatever... Spike scratched his head and looked around. "How did I end up here..." he asked.

"Hey Spike! Welcome to the Fourth Wall Competition!"

"Fourth... Wall?"

"Yeah! You present to humans your skill of breaking the fourth wall!"

A green pony came up to the window. "Did someone say 'humans'?"

"Hey Lyra! Where'd ya come from?"

"Well..."

"Oh, flashback time! Make it great, Glitchy!"

Lyra was sitting on the bench. Her right ear flopped and she ran off in a flash.

"... That's it?"

"Yeah, that's basically where I came from," Lyra replied.

"Oh! Could that makes her a competitor of the Fourth Wall Challenge then!"

Uh... I do not intend for Lyra to be in the challenge. Say goodbye, Lyra!

"Oh, I have to be back with Bon-Bon," Lyra said. "Something I have to do." And with that, Lyra ran off.

"Aww... She would have made a great competitor!"

Maybe someone else will do a story of Lyra breaking the fourth wall or something... Anyways, Snails has one more trick to do. Snails levitated his hat into the air and pointed the inside of the hat to us. "Now you see nothing in the hat." He then levitated the inside of the hat to himself and stuck his mouth into the hat and started tugging. "Now there's something!" He gave a heavy tug, but the purple and black tail was still inside. "Come on out..." Snails started tugging harder.

"Oh, let me help!" Pinkie Pie then started tugging at the hat opposite of Snails and they both tugged together. "Hey, how long are we going to tug?"

Well, uh... Actually, I'm going to go to the source of what's being pulled. You keep pulling, okay?

"Okie-dokey-lokie!"

Spike opened the door to the house made out of a tree. He entered to see Twilight's bum stuck inside the bookshelf. Spike looked at Twilight with a confused look and asked, "Uh... What are you doing?"

Twilight grunted as she continue to hold on to the bookshelves. "Spike! Help me get out of this!"

Spike just shrugged and waddled over to Twilight. "Hey! I don't waddle!"

"Spike, who are you talking to!?" She then sighed and said, "Just get me out of this!"

"Sorry, Twilight," Spike said. "Lousy writer," he muttered. With that, Spike started pulling at Twilight and stretching backwards.

Twilight grunted at the pain and said, "Let go of me, you-"

"Let you go? Okay."

"Wait, no!" Spike let go of Twilight and she disappeared into the wall behind the bookshelf.

Spike shrugged again and thought, "Must be a new spell."

"Hey! Get out of my head!" Oh... Sorry Spike.

Snails fell backwards as a purple blob flew over Snails.

"Hey, Twilight!"

Can't I keep anything in suspense with this pink pony around!?

"Nope! I know a friend just by glance."

*sigh* Twilight got up, groaning at the pain in her plot.

"Silly Glitchy! It's bum! Not plot!"

Right... "Pinkie, what am I doing here!?" Twilight asked.

"Well, you were pulled out of a hat for our audience!"

Twilight looked over at Snails. "I like plots."

"You're saying that 'he' pulled me out of a hat?"

Guilty as charge, Twilight. :| "Why, of course, Twilight! I mean, it wouldn't be a Fourth Wall Competition without the pulling of random things! Isn't that right, Glitchy? How the crowd enjoying it so far?"

Well, uh... I don't know. I am writing this before the crowd would notice my story. "What crowd? And who's 'Glitchy'?" Twilight asked.

"Oh boy! Is Twilight going to be the disasted of this story, Glitchy?"

"Dis-what now?"

Well, you figured me out Pinkie Pie. Though, I would have chosen a better wording. I guess we should cut to the next person.

"Uh... Pony."

Oh, right. Pony. I'm still wrapping around Equestrian in my head.

Twilight started saying "I don't get what you're tal-" before we went to the next scene.

"Alright, Glitchy! You explain this next character. I'm sure a bunch of fans were rearing up for this!"

Uh... I don't have any... Arg, whatever. A grey pegasus with a blonde mane walked into her kitchen to see Pinkie Pie.

"That's me!"

... Oh, I actually can explain this my way? Alright! This gr-

"Hey, Derpy!"

... Never mind. Ditzy Doo flew over to Pinkie Pie and greeted, "Hey, can I do my own lines?" Wait, what? Oh, uh... Sorry, I have control of your lines. "Aww..." Ditzy Doo looked down.

"Why do you use Ditzy Doo? Many fans just call her Derpy Hooves!"

"I actually prefer Ditzy Doo over Derpy Hooves."

And so I will use Ditzy Doo for you. Ditzy Doo walked over to her oven and opened it. "You see the batter?"

"Oh, that look like yummy batter! But I don't think they can be eaten like a muffin. You need to cook them, Derpy!"

Ditzy Doo closed her oven. "That's what you think." Ditzy then opened the oven to freshly-baked muffins. The scent breezed through the kitchen as Pinkie Pie enjoyed the smell. And let me tell you, I'm enjoying this smell too. Are these blueberry Ditzy?

"Yep! These are blueberry muffins! Very delicious too! Can I give the crowd some?"

Uh... If you could transfer your fourth-wall powers over to the fans that read this, maybe. But... That's logically impossible in our world.

"That's silly! Nothing's impossible! You're sounding like Twilight! And you know what Rainbow Dash calls people that are like Twilight."

In fact, I do. But I should be storytelling, not talking to you guys like I'm a pony in Equestria. Pinkie Pie then flipped the tray and ate every muffin. "They taste great!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. "Nothing can describe the deliciousness of what the blueberries give to the baked batter! And the baked batter makes you want to-Hey! I don't describe things like that! Make it more like me!"

Uh, right. If I do that, I'll lose concentration of my writing and would pause in the middle and forget what I was talking about. *gasp* That was a mouthful. Anyways, you'll not be able to continue what you say.

"Oh, well that makes sense! Anyways, great muffins, Derpy!"

Ditzy smiled. "Thanks!"

"Oh, and Glitchy?"

Yes?

"You really need to work on your description of the eyes. I noticed you haven't said anything of how Derpy's eyes move."

Well, uh... That's a weak point of mine... Heh... Anyways, like I said before-

"Yeah, yeah, don't have to repeat yourself Mr. Repetitive Glitchy Bug... Thing."

Ditzy then closed her oven again. "Now I shall make something else from my oven." She opened the oven to a laid-out silver tray before closing it again. "Now watch as I-"

The oven then yelled. Ditzy and Pinkie flinched and immediately opened the oven. A burning purple fire spouted out of the oven and-

"Get to the water part already! My friend is on fire!"

Oh, come on. People love Twilight's torture.

"But I don't. Get some water now on my friend! Unless you want me to take over the story."

Err... Twilight then was sprayed by a hose from outside that went through the window. Twilight then was soaked wet with black covering her from head to hoof. Pinkie Pie went over to Twilight and asked, "You okay? You came out of the oven and you went like-" She started making shooting noises. "-and we were like-" Pinkie Pie then screamed. "-and you were then splashed by water thanks to Glitchy!"

Twilight didn't look amused. "Pinkie, you keep talking about this pony, but I don't see him at all."

"Oh, that's easy! I'll be back in a second." With that, Pinkie Pie disappeared and-Woah, hey! I'm not supposed to be-

"In... The... Story."

"Oh, hello there. You must be Glitchy that Twilight was talking about."

"Yes... Yes I am... Thanks a lot Pinkie Pie..."

"Well, my name is Twilight Sparkle. I usually am not this, well... burnt, but I'm glad to meet you."

"Well, it's nice to meet you Ms. Sparkle."

"You can just call me Twilight."

"Right, I guess I-"

"Sorry to do this Twilight, but now I'm getting confused of who's talking now!"

"Wait, what? Pink-" -ie Pie! *sigh* Why must you do that? And somehow, you even managed to transform me into a pony temporarily...

"Don't just sit there typing about yourself, get on with the story!"

You think I would be doing that... Twilight had a blank stare on her face. "Oh boy! I love making silly faces!" Pinkie Pie started making many faces at Twilight while Twilight stood there. Ditzy walked over to her oven to see a clock in the oven. She grabbed it and threw it through the window, which caused the window to break.

"Wait, where did the clock come from?"

Well, I had to think of something to put in there...

"Why don't you say 'chocolate cake'? That way, Ditzy can do what she originally did."

Great idea, Pinkie. Ditzy closed her oven and tapped her hoof on the ground. After three seconds, Ditzy opened her oven to have an explosion of chocolate splatter across the room. Okay, Pinkie Pie. That's your cue to clean up.

"With pleasure!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. Ditzy had a huge grin across her face after licking some cake off her face. Pinkie Pie started inhaling and chocolate started flying across the room into her mouth. Twilight still stood completely puzzled as the cake flew off of her.

"Wait, when did the cake get on me and Twilight?"

Oh, uh... Sorry about that Ditzy. I forgot to mention that. As the cake flew off of Twilight, the black marks on Twilight disappeared. After the kitchen was spotless, Pinkie Pie hopped over to the next section of the story in which I do not want to be a part of. Sadly, I have to if I want to write this story and have it make sense.

"What just happened?"

Pinkie Pie started with her usual introduction explai-

"And now, it's time for Discy! Even if he's in his stone prison, he's still a part of our competition!"

Oh, why couldn't I have just made it Lyra!? I don't like writing about Discord that much.

"Because you know your story need a little spice of chaos."

... Help?

"Oh, don't worry Glitchy! You'll be fine behind your computer screen! Just don't get too close or Discord will pull you in!"

... *gulp* Uh... D-Discord statue started to glow. S-Soon, D-Discord then transported out of his-HOLY C-*beeping noise*

*TV Screen static noise*

"Sorry about this folks! Glitchy seems to have ran away from his computer! So looks like I'll be telling this story! ... Wait, why should I tell it? I'll be right back! Discy! Entertain them while I'm away!"

"Oh, I'm certain that I will. Alright, you viewers, he was about to say that I transported out of my stone prison for this story. But in actually, this is only an illusion that I can create. If I were to, say, actually be out of my stone prison, I would be right next to you right now. But as I'm only stuck here, I can only do certain things. Like, for example, show a little bit of Scootaloo pictures. Take a look!"

"Oh dear, it looks like Pinkie Pie is quicker than I thought. Here she comes with the writer again."

*gasp* Oh my gosh... Why did I nearly write that?

"Oh, don't be such a sour-lemon person! You just should make Discord an illusion!"

Illusion... Right. Discord made an illusion of himself to-

"Bravo! Bravo! I congratulate you. So, it is my turn for the fourth wall breaking?"

"Yeparonni, Discoroddi! Show them who's the best!" Pinkie Pie chan-

"Well then, I shall start with pulling in the best victim for this act. The Element of Magic! Make her appear!"

So Discord's command-

"Wait! I'm not letting my friend Twilight fall into Discy's hands! Who knows what he'll do to her!"

"Stay out of this, My Little Pony!" With a snap of his fingers, Pinkie Pie was trapped some strange goo. Discord then turned... Oh no...

"Bring Twilight to me so we can progress, shall we?"

Y-Yes D-D-Discord! Uh... With another s-snap of his fingers, T-Twilight appeared next to him. Erm... Discord smirked evilly as Twilight looked at Discord. With a gasp, Twilight tried to run away, but Discord simply appeared in front of Twilight and grabbed her. "Discord!" Twilight yelled.

"The one and only! You will be my little entertainment doll as I entertain the crowd for this competition."

Twilight looked over to Pinkie Pie, still covered in goo, and pleaded, "Pinkie, do something!"

"I-I can't!" she cried. "I can't break free of this! What is this stuff! Where did Glitchy go!?"

Wait, Pinkie Pie can't see me? Oh great...

"Yes, it is great, is it not?" Discord asked. "You see, this goo as your 'Glitchy' describes it is made of a special material." Dramatic pause for effect. "The fifth wall."

Pinkie Pie gasped. "You monster! That's cheating!"

Discord laughed again. "Oh, is it? Because I never saw any rules to begin with."

"Glitchy... You should have put some rules of the fifth wall in my dialog..."

Sorry Pinkie Pie.

"And now, watch as I transform Twilight into a Power Puff girl!"

"GAH! What is this!?" Twilight yelled out.

"This is called chaos! And now-"

"Wait!" Pinkie Pie interrupted. "You may have me stuck in this goo, but let me tell you something!" Discord put down Twilight and gave a pity smile to Pinkie. "I am be the ten-year winner of the Fourth Wall Competition, so I picked up a few things along the way. It's time to break... The fifth wall."

Discord laughed harder. "Th-The fifth wall! Ahahahaa! Oh, now I know why you're the Element of Laughter. Nopony can break the fifth wall! Even I, the God of Chaos, couldn't break the fifth wall! What makes you so sure that you can break it?"

Pinkie Pie smiled. "Because... I fight for my friends." Pinkie Pie disappeared suddenly. I don't know where she is, but all I know is that Discord's face is in shock. And- WOAH! Pinkie Pie came from out of nowhere and punched Discord straight across the face!

Discord glared at Pinkie Pie and-

"Hey, let's make this battle quick, okay Glitchy?"

Of course! The sooner I get away from Discord, the better! Discord tried to block against Pinkie Pie's sonic speed run, but Pinkie Pie broke through the illusion, making the illusion scatter into many pieces.

"Oh, you think it would be that easy, now wouldn't you?"

Wait, what? Oh no, not- "Again!" Glitchy, who was a yellow pony with a purplish mane and blue eyes, yelled.

"Glitchy! You're here in Equestria again!" Pinkie Pie cheered, but she then got a straight face. "Wait, who's controlling the story now?"

A laughter emanated from all around. I appeared in front of them and said, "Now try to beat me Pinkie Pie. I control the story now."

Glitchy backed away. "Well... This is it. We're dead." Glitchy admitted.

"No, you're not!" Pinkie said. "Grab on to my tail!"

But a mysterious force held down Glitchy, making him back away from the pink pony. His body then turned gray and Glitchy said, "Why should I hold on to you, you stupid horse?"

Pinkie Pie then transformed gray as well... I said, Pinkie Pie turned gray! ... What are you doing!?

"You may control the story, but you cannot control me!"

What? Get away from him! GAH! W-Where did you go!? Grr... How am I supposed to-

Off my screen, you old lizard!

What!? How did you get there?

Pinkie Pie's fifth wall breakage. Now, you are going to follow what I say.

I will- "not follow... Oh no."

Oh yes. Discord then disappeared back into his stone prison. Twilight transformed back into a purple pony, while Pinkie Pie appeared back into the story. All problems solved in a few sentences.

"P-Pinkie Pie?"

"Twilight! It's so great to see you! I'm glad you're okay!"

"Wh-Where was I in all of that?" Twilight asked... Wait, huh!?

"Well, Glitchy, you didn't give me a role in that battle! I wasn't even there!"

T-That was Discord's fault... I didn't-Wait, you're breaking the fourth wall!

"Well, of course! Discord showed me the other side when he took control. And anyways, I saw all those stories. Could you tell everyone to stop making these terrible stories of me and one of my friends?"

Well... I can't say no. You're too cute to say no to.

"I'll pretend I didn't hear that." She turned to Pinkie Pie. "So, I believe you have something to do, Pinkie."

"Oh, right!" She jumped to the front of the screen. "It's time for voting! Glitchy agreed to make another chapter for the winner saying how they will react with each pony! Remember, you can vote for anyone that broke the fourth wall in this story!"

Wait, that means-

"Yeah! You included!"

I-I'm sorry, Pinkie Pie. I'm just the writer.

"But you were in this story! You were a yellow-coated, purple-maned, blue-eyed pony!"

I'm really curious as how that color scheme actually works out...

"Maybe someone will make a drawing just for you!"

Oh, I'm pretty sure that's not going to happen Pinkie Pie. I'm just an am-

"Anyways, vote in the comments below! I know you want to!"

Oh, don't worry about the comments. I'll have them covered by saying who can be voted for. You'll be here next chapter, correct?

"Of course! I wouldn't miss it for the world! Oo! I could throw a party for the best fourth wall breaker!"

"And if you need any help, you can ask me to organize your statistic."

Sure Twilight! Anyways, I'll see you both! This is the end of the chapter! See you... Next week hopefully.

Celestia was reading her student's latest friendship report. She then wrapped up the letter and put it into the shelf. Celestia started walking out the room before she said, "Don't even try it."

Aw... :(

Chapter 3

Fluttershy broke a chair with her stare. The end.

"Wait, what is this about?"

Uh.. I was reading through the comments and saw Masterweaver's comment about how Fluttershy did something awesome in Chapter 3...

"Glitchy, are you cocoa in the loco? You shouldn't just create chapters just because of what commenter post."

Well Pinkie, I thought this may give you a chance to say thanks for all your supporters...

"I'll do that after the competition is over. C'mon, Glitchy, you gotta be patient!"

"Hey, what's going on here?"

Oh hi, Twilight! Yeah, I'm getting lectured by Pinkie Pie for creating a chapter just because of a voter's comment.

"You know you could have put it into your previous chapter..."

... Right...

"So what are you going to do with this chapter?"

I don't know... Maybe release it after the competition for laughter.

"Oh, I love laughter! I mean, who doesn't love to laugh? It puts a huge smile on your face! Just like how you first bite into your favorite dessert! You just have the taste and you go Mmm!! I mean, who doesn't like eating their favorite dessert! Hello? Twilight? Glitchy? ... Oh well! Looks like this is hidden until after the competition!"

That Dislike

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

W-Wha- Pinkie, why are you screaming?

"Someone disliked this story! That means I am losing a friend! I can't lose a friend! I need to regain this person!"

Uh... Who is this person Pinkie? ... Pinkie? Where are you? ... Uh... Okay...

"Did Pinkie Pie just scream?"

Oh, yes, Twilight. She went to find the person that disliked this story and make friends with them.

"Well, that seems a little... Strange. Pinkie Pie didn't tell you who it was?"

Well, of course she didn't. I'm not obligated to her thoughts... So, Twilight, do you think Pinkie will find this mysterious disliker?

"Of course not! Even though she's Pinkie Pie, she couldn't do a thing like tha-"

"Hey! I'm back Glitchy! Oh, hi, Twilight! Glitchy, you better make sure you say who's talking!" Pinkie said. "Oh, you're on it!"

"Pinkie," Twilght exclaimed. "You did not do what I think you did."

"Actually, I did!" Pinkie said cheerfully. "And let me tell you, it was a minor mistake. Just an accidental push of the dislike button when heading towards the like button!"

... I feel that this person was lying. Who was this person that disliked?

"Well, I Pinkie Promised that I won't tell. Sorry Glitchy!"

... Great. Just what I needed. Are you sure it wasn't Discord? novacrazy said-

"Oh no! Nopony here could ever vote on your story. We're fictional characters!"

Right...

"Wait, hold on," Twilight stated. "Did one dislike actually drive you to make a chapter about it?"

Nah, I just felt bored. I saw the dislike and said, "Hey! Why not make it a chapter because I'm so bored!" But besides that fact, who's winning so far?

"Oh! I know!" Pinkie exclaimed. "It's me, of course! I broke the fifth wall and so many people are amused by it!"

"Pinkie's correct actually. She is winning so far. She has five votes for her. I'm just surprised that I'm even getting votes."

How many for you?

"Well, three. It's sort of strange that I have got that many."

I hate to ask, but what about me?

"You? Well... None."

Whew, good. I really didn't want to be part of this, and I think I'm avoiding it easily! Anyways, what other votes are there?

"Well... Two votes for Princess Celestia?"

Eh-heh... I may have tried to write a part in it, but uh... She told me not to. Anyways, move on.

"O... Kay... So, one vote for my number one assistant Spike!"

"What? I thought I made Ash22798_Speedwing vote for me!"

W-Well, sometimes... Wait, you made Ash vote for you?

"Uh... Gotta run!" And Pinkie Pie fled the screen. Okay, keep going, Twilight.

"Well, there's also a vote for Fluttershy for some reason. She wasn't even in the story though. And there's no Chapter Three either!"

Well, that's probably because Masterweaver wanted to be original in the comments. Love ya, Masterweaver!

"Well, how about you go and close this off as a hidden chapter?"

Good idea! This will be hidden until sometime after the results of the competition!

"No, that's not- He left... Well, I guess we'll see what will happen..."

Delays

"Glitchy!!"

Wh-What? What is it Pinkie?

"You're late! You forgot to post the results on the correct day!"

Wait, what!?

"And now we don't know who won at all!"

Uh... Alright, I'll get... Well, uh... I can't get started instantly, even if there's only a few votes...

"What's going on that's stopping you?"

Well...

"Alright everyone!" Glitch said, "Today, we're going to work on painting the walls."

"Hey! Where are the tools!?" a worker asked.

"Uh... Oh! Right here!" Glitch picked up a box full of cover-less paint rollers. "Alright everyone, we'll need three people on rolling while having four people on detail." Glitch then picked up a paintbrush. "And this is what we'll use for the detail. Alright, everyone! Let's get working!"

"Oh, so that's what happened?"

Yeah, I was working on a project. So I didn't have time for stories. And I still don't have time for working. My birthday is less than ten days!

"So there's a time limit?"

Yep. I need to work my way to finishing this. I have to write up all the work we did and who participated and... A lot of other things... Ugg...

"Well, don't worry about a thing, Glitchy! You'll finish it in time!"

Well, of course I will! But that means no chapters or stories for a little while. While you wait, you can-

"Vote now for the best fourth-wall breakers! Remember, they had to break the fourth wall or it doesn't count!"

... What she said.

"Hey, Glitchy, why didn't you use a blog? That's what you should be doing on this site!"

Uh... Horsefeathers. This chapter will be hidden and then copied and pasted into a blog. Sound fair? ... Pinkie Pie? Oh well.

Finally! The Results Are Given!

FiMFiction isn't doing well... It's lagging and showing "502 Bad Gateway". Anyways, it's finally time!

"Finally! I've been waiting forever for this!"

Sorry about that Pinkie... Anyways, the results are in. You voted in the comments, and the winner is...

"Me! I won for an eleventh year! Nopony stands a chance against me!"

Don't get too confident.

"Hey, uh... Glitch?"

Uh, yes Twilight?

"I was reading through the first chapter and noticed something."

Oh?

"Yeah, you messed up my dialog in my ending statement. Thanks a lot."

Uh, sorry, Twilight.

"Hey Glitchy! You might want to say who's talking! I'm getting confused again!"

Oh, right. Anyways, Twilight Sparkle will explain the results.

"Yes, the results," Twilight started. "Well, we have... five votes for Pinkie Pie, four votes for me, two votes for... Princess Celestia?" Twilight is looking at me strangely. So I'll say yes. Twilight rolls her eyes and continues. "One vote for Fluttershy, one vote for Discord, and one vote for... Spike!? How did he get on here?"

"He must have done something spectacular in the competition!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"Alright then... Well, there were no votes for Ditzy, Snails, and Glitch. Sorry Glitch."

No problem! I didn't expect any votes anyways. So, I guess it's time for your party, Pinkie.

"Oh yeah! A party for the best fourth-wall breaker! That's me!" Pinkie then ran off, leaving a dumbfounded Twilight Sp-

"Don't worry, Glitch, I'm used to it."

Oh, right... But this chapter seems a bit void...

"I guess so. What you going to do?"

Well... I do have the hidden chapters.

"Don't even release those."

Aww, why not Twilight?

"They have no specific connection to the plot of the story, and -don't even think about laughing. I know what you're thinking, and it's not that plot. E-hem! Like I was saying, it has no connection to the storyline that you created."

This had a storyline at the beginning?

"Ugg..." Twilight groaned before trotting off. Well, that's the results! But... What to do... I should add a little bit more to the story... I also have to make sure it fits the story... Idea! Enjoy this short story of Pinkie Pie's party!

Pinkie Pie hummed a small little tune to herself as she bounced down the pathway. She gave the occasional "hello" and "how you doing" to ponies that passed by. Soon, she found herself at her home; Sugercube Corner. It was a nice little house with what seemed to be frosting holding the house together. The roof seemed to be made out of ginger bread, and a cupcake stood right on top of the house. Pinkie Pie always admired her glorious house that she lived in. The door was opened since ponies were walking in and out of the bakery located on the bottom floor. She trotted in with a skip in her hooves and gave a happy hug to two little twins, Pound and Pumpkin Cake, that crawled towards her.

Mrs. Cake stood at the register, taking orders of each pony by scribbling it on a piece of paper, then rips it out from her padded notebook and gives it to Mr. Cake. Mr. Cake reads each paper and starts on it. Pinkie Pie noted that it was a busy day today, so she bounced over into the kitchen. "Hey Mr. Cake!" Pinkie Pie greeted. "Need some help?"

Mr. Cake gave a happy smile. "Why, that would be very help, Pinkie. Could you help out with the cupcake orders here?"

Pinkie Pie trotted over to where the slips of paper laid. After putting an eye on it, she agreed. "Okie-dokey-lokie! These cupcakes will be made in a snap!" Pinkie Pie then pulled out a tray with indented covers out of the drawer and started gathering the ingredients.

After some hours, the Cake's and Pinkie Pie relaxed after a hard day. Mr. and Mrs. Cake took Pound and Pumpkin Cake into their rooms, and Pinkie Pie jumped back into the kitchen. She looked around and wondered what she would do for her party. After a while of thinking, she finally had an idea to have the "Best Fourth-Wall Breaker" party with all her friends. Problem was that only Twilight knew about the Fourth Wall Competition, and the others thought that she was crazy whenever she mentioned the fourth wall. She took the thought into mind and started focusing on who to invite.

She knew that Discord may be a little bit chaotic to bring; being the spirit of chaos would cause that. Snails wouldn't be able to come since his mother kept him inside for the night for safety. Ditzy Doo couldn't come since she needed to work on her job (apparently, she became a shipper of some sort). And Twilight would be needing her sleep for tomorrow since she had a bunch of letters to write-up. Well, at least that's what Pinkie heard from her. Pinkie continued thinking her thoughts before something caught her eye, interrupting her thoughts.

A small, shiny orb of some sort glowed behind the slightly opened cabinet drawer. She fully opened the drawer and took the shining orb. It felt warm in her hooves, giving Pinkie a grand smile. She didn't know what it was, but she was excited of her discovery. And the only pony that could find out was Twilight. Then Pinkie remembered that Twilight needed the rest, so she decided to worry about it later. She walked upstairs, carefully holding the light orb in her hoof, until finally reaching her room. The party can wait; let's see what this orb could do. Pinkie thought.

So Pinkie started her work in the early evening. She tried opening it; first with her hooves, then getting a fork which broke when trying to stab it open, then throwing it on the floor which bounced a bit before staying still, finally giving in to smashing it with a huge boulder she found from nowhere. Nothing opening it, she continued by observing the orb. She first looked at it, then she listened to it by putting her ear to the orb, then she sniffed it to see if it had an odor, then she licked it with her tongue. That resulted in a bad idea as she spat it out as quickly as she put it in. Wiping her tongue with her hooves, she concluded with the thought, This is definitely not for cooking!

She then returned to trying to open it. Throughout the night, noises sounded in her room all night (amazingly, the Cake's slept through it all). She tried many things throughout the night all the way to sun break. Seeing the sun shine, she decided that it was finally time for Twilight to look at it. She grabbed the orb, put it in a small, brown sack, then ran off to Twilight's house.

When getting to the house built inside the tree, she decided it would be best to knock first. Twilight's sure to find out what this thing is! was Pinkie's only thought before Twilight opened the door. With a big smile, Pinkie exclaimed, "Twilight! Look what I found!"

Twilight rubbed her eyes at looked at the brown sack. "You found... A sack."

"Oh!" Pinkie pulled out the shiny orb in the bag and put it in front of Twilight. "Here it is!"

Twilight looked at the orb with confusion on her face. "Pinkie, what is this?"

Pinkie smiled. "It's a strange orb! It doesn't break no matter what I use! And it's really warm! Here, feel it!" Pinkie lifted Twilight's hoof and placed the orb into her hoof.

Twilight opened her eyes wider. "Wow, you're right!" Twilight exclaimed. After a little search more observation, Twilight asked, "Mind if I take it into my lab for observation?"

Pinkie jumped. "Of course! That's why I came here in the first place! I found it while I was thinking about the party that I would throw for the winner of the fourth wall competition, which is me of course, and then I saw it shining in the drawer! It was amazingly cool that it appeared there, so I took the orb in curiosity, and felt the warmness of the orb, which really surprised me that I almost squealed! But then there wasn't anything to be worried about since it doesn't hurt much and-" Pinkie continued her story as Twilight levitated the orb into her house. Pinkie followed behind, bouncing around while explaining how she tried cracking the orb open and how it tasted terrible.

Twilight put the orb into a plastic tray, in which she then shined a light on it. The light emulated the orb's light brighter, causing Twilight to shield her eyes and turn off the lamp that shone it's light on the orb. Pinkie finished her story and came next to Twilight. Twilight took a magnifying glass and placed it on the tray. Taking note that Pinkie was still around, she asked, "Hey Pinkie, mind if you can find an ultra-violet lens for me?"

Pinkie then gave Twilight a dark lens, which Twilight levitated with magic and fixed it into the magnifying glass. She then looked through the glass and stared at the orb. After a little look from Twilight, she asked, "How about a-"

Pinkie gave Twilight a chisel and hammer, in which gave a little shock to Twilight, but happily excepted the materials. Pinkie asked, "How are you gonna break it? Because I couldn't break it, and I used a chainsaw!"

Twilight rolled her eyes and started striking at the orb. The chisel went deeper and deeper into the orb until it finally broke open. "Amazing..." Twilight awed.

Pinkie looked at what was inside the orb and exclaimed, "Cool! What is it?"

Twilight levitated a book that was on the counter opposite of her and opened to a page. Finding her page, she explained, "This creature is an origin of the mythical creatures, Campacti!"

"Cam-what now?"

"Campacti! This creature represents a fish with the jaws and tail of a crocodile! And to think, we have one right in this laboratory!"

"If it's a crocodile, maybe Gummy laid it!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"But to think that the egg was so hard... It makes me wonder why the things you used didn't work."

"I dunno... But that's in the past now! We discovered an extinct creature! Yippee!" Pinkie bounced all over the room while Twilight laughed in victory. The Campacti just laid there, doing nothing.

"Oh! That gives me an idea!" Pinkie exclaimed. "This calls for a 'We-Discovered-A-Rare-Extinct-Species' party! That way, I don't have to be alone for the 'Best Fourth-Wall Breaker' party!"

And so, Pinkie and Twilight continued to cheer about their discovery.