Guilty fantasies, guilty actions

Everypony stared at Pinkie in confusion, since Equestria had been lucky enough to have never had such horrible things as inquisitions or Spaniards. This didn't deter her. She let out her best diabolical laughter.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

She then started angrily yelling at Rainbow Dash.

"How could you, Rainbow Dash?"

"I... I don't know what you're talking about." Rainbow feigned ignorance

"I know what you did to Scootaloo!"

Of course she knew. Pinkie's abilities to know everything her friends were borderline supernatural. Rainbow Dash lowered her head. She was feeling down before this public outing and being exposed before the whole town was too much. It broke Scootaloo's heart to look at her.

"You have been accused of perversion on three counts. Perversion by thought, perversion by word, perversion by deed and perversion by action. Four counts! Do you confess?" Pinkie Pie continued her attack.

"I confess." Rainbow Dash answered, dejected.

"Well... erm.... Time for your punishment then!"

Pinkie Pie pulled out a soft pillow and started repeatedly poking Rainbow Dash with it while laughing diabolically again. Rainbow just stood there with her head down and took it. The other inhabitants had harsher punishments in mind.

"She should be kicked out of the wonderbolts" one of them whispered.

"We should kick her out of town." another chimed in.

"And to think this craddlerobber was my hero once!"

"Enough!" Scootaloo shouted.

She angrily started walking closer to Pinkie Pie.

"I came onto her. I seduced her. I took every step. Call me a pervert that's into older mares. Call me anything. But, Don't. You. Dare. To insult Rainbow Dash."

"Oooh. Why should I? I was only trying to protect you, silly. I didn't want you to get hurt."

"I'm not a filly anymore. I can take care of myself. I can make my own decisions."

"Okie-dokie-lokie!"

Pinkie Pie disappeared just as suddenly as she had appeared. Scootaloo felt like the wind was taken out of her sails a bit by how understanding Pinkie Pie proved once things got explained to her. But she still had a bit of work to do. She turned to the crowd that had gathered to watch the spectacle.

"This goes for all of you." she shouted at them as they started to disperse.

"That was awesome of you." Rainbow Dash remarked.

"It was alright. That's what friends are for."

"If... if the offer still stands, I wish to be more than friends."

Scootaloo kissed her deeply in response. Some disapproving eyes were still pointed at them, but neither of them cared.

"By the way, you left your coat at my house."

"I'll pick it up tonight."