Hugh Mann is a man of his word. A Masseuse who was happy to move in with a mysterious girl friend had wound up getting cold feet. Sadly, he's overestimated his ability to put himself in another pony's shoes. Now he is stranded in a land where magical accidents are common occurrence, celestial bodies don't move themselves, and the only way to get home, when he's not giving clients a massage, is by delving into dungeons and going on perilous fantasy adventures. Trying to build his rep as a good masseuse in Equestria has gotten synonymous with wandering hero.