This, Is The Way The World Ends.
Think.
What do you love most?
Life?
Love?
...Money?
What if I told you, that it will be gone, if I dont do this right?
Even now, when I'm here, facing almost certain death, I know. All of this ment nothing to me. I had oppertunitys to have every one of them. I threw them away. Let me go back a bit, we'll start at the beggining... Where all of this started.
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I was sitting in my house, browsing the internet for more ponys. It was a time when I still had joy. Hell, what kind of joy can a 14 year old loner have other than ponys? I was in the middle of writing one of the best storys I could ever think of. I was going to call it, "Wild colonial colt" But thats another story. As Im wrtiting this story, I get up to grab some cider. Im wearing a plain white undershirt, stained with mustard and soda. Im also wearing sweatpants, and old dingy socks. The one thing I'm wearing that's probobly NOT utterly shitty, is a black leather fedora hat. My favorite article of clothing that I've ever had.
I pick up the jug of cider, and drink it straight from it. I walk back down the hall, and sit back down at my desk. I load up Paheal.net and browse around. I find this really... detailed... picture, and save it to my favorites for later. Right now, its time for some TF2! I load up steam and try to play TF2. When I hit the 'Play' button my computer screen goes black, and I smell smoke and burning fur.
"Damnit!" I yell as I kick the computer box down the hall. I then falcon punch my fist through the computer moniter.
"Ive had it with this shit!"
I go down the hall, practically dive down the stairs, and zoom out the door. I grab my bike, and drive down to the Apple store. I go straight in and start yelling at the cashier.
"My damn Laptop broke. Again!" I scream in his face.
"Is it still under warrenty?" He asks completely calmly.
"Yes!" I say. "It was still under the warre- What the flying fuck is THIS?!" I pick up a small white device and press the button.
"Dont touch that!" The cashier screams as he lunges forward and grabs it from my hand.
"Why no- Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" I am suddenly being lifted off of the ground by a purple aura.
The cashier is indeed saying something, but I cant hear him. His voice is sounding like Pinkie Pie's when she said "Chocolate Chips!" In that one episode. Suddenly I'm being sucked into this pink wormhole and its all dark. Suddenly everythings quite silent. Im just floating through a strange wormhole in outer space.
Then, Im falling.
Im in the sky, and I'm falling down towards what looks like a... what? Is that a tree? I cant quite see what it is bu-
Suddenly, unforgiving blackness.
My vision slowly fades back in, but all I can see is a Me-shaped hole in a cealing of- Wait... am I in a library?
I look around, and I'm in a strangely fammilier library. There are books everywhere. Books about Hairstyles, books about birds, books about mythological creatures. There are even books about books! Then, I see a purple flash out of the corner of my eye. and im flung againsted one of the bookcases, and hit the ground.
As a ton of books (Heavy ones) Fall on top of me, I hear a faint singing...
Trololololol...
Damnit, the universe hates me so much...