Derrius Guice In Equestria

"You're a human!" gasped Twilight.

"Yeah.. wait, how do you know what I am? Have you been spying on me?!", said Derrius.

"No, it's because there are humans from this world's human world. Although I don't think I've seen one like you before. Where exactly are you from?", said Twilight suspiciously.

"I'm from a 'world' named Earth", in a city named Baton Rouge, Louisiana, in a country named the United States of America", said Derrius.

"So... what kind of outfit are you wearing?", asked Twilight. "I play a sport called football for the LSU Tigers. I am a running back, an offensive position. My job in the game is to carry the ball as far as I can before getting tackled.

"Ooh, I like the color scheme you have there!", said Rarity. "But that hair of yours needs a makeover. It's simply awful!".

"Oh, um, thanks, but I won't be needing that. I'm fine." said Derrius. Suddenly, Derrius's phone buzzed. It was a text from D.J. Chark. Baton Rouge was under attack! "I have to get back home!", said Derrius abruptly.

"What for?", asked Twilight. Suddenly, Twilight saw what he meant. King Sombra was back, and he was attacking the city of Baton Rouge, with no-one able to stop him! Twilight casted a interdimensional travel spell and sent Derrius there. When he arrived, the sky was as black as night. He heard an evil voice,

"GOOD EVENING, CITIZENS OF BATON ROUGE! I AM KING SOMBRA, AND I SHALL TAKE OVER YOUR CITY!!!"