Am I not welcome anywhere?

by d00money

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Human
Length: 8104

This story is a random, medium long story about a human in Equestria

Viktor is a man who does not care about what other people think of him, he does what he feels is neccesary and often gets hated by people. He loves the color purple and he likes atleast one or two songs of each music style. He has a very hard time making friends and one day when he goes down to the store to buy milk and cheese, a car crashes into him. He awakes in the middle of the woods, no connection on his phone and not knowing where to go.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-28 13:16:10 UTC

Chapter 1: The meeting

It was raining...I didn't expect it too. It looked like a really good weather before I left. But it's atleast not

pouring down. It's that nice easy almost not-at-all rain that I like to call it. Having the water drops just

hitting my head...It's relaxing. But my headphones might not do so good. Nor the money in my backpack.

I flipped my hood up, allowing the rain to hit my face instead and continued my walk down to the store to buy

milk n' cheese. I'm just about to cross a street. I started to walk over and as if out of nowhere.

I hear a car horn. I looked to my right. And saw a car struggling to stop, It was like I was paralyzed. I couldn't

move. And in my mind everything that went on was ''shit...''

The car didn't stop in time...I can't blame the person in the car, I know they wouldn't want to kill me.

The car hit me. Im guessing with a loud smacking sound. I couldn't hear anything, I was knocked out, all black.

Suddenly. Everything became very light, and I struggled to open my eyes. I got them open eventually, not seeing

what I had been excpecting. I was excpecting a large white room, a hospital. But that's not what I got to open my

eyes too, What I saw was a forest. I struggled to get up, and when I first got up I noticed that I had a massive

headache, still wearing my headset and I still had my cellphone. ''Ugh, did he try to hide my body or something''

I said to myself while rubbing my head with my hand. I looked around and everything seemed more...cartoonish, I

payed no more attention to this and picked up my cellphone checking if I had any internet connection or

any connection to call or send a text message to anyone, none. ''Well that's just perfect''

I said in a sarcastic way to myself once again.

The sun was going down so I decided to walk towards the sunset knowing a rule to remember north, south, east, west

the sun sets in west and rises in the east. I started heading towards west still rubbing my head with a massive

headache.

I walked for about one hour I think, my cellphone's digital time was glitching out and was rapidly pacing through

all of the numbers. I had also turned on some music since I probably didn't have anything better to listen to.

The first song that comes on was Do you believe in magic by The lovin' spoonful

And I put that song on repeat for a while. After that Killer queen by Queen

played up and I sang with at some parts. I also put that one on repeat for a while. And the one that I kept on

repeat after that one was: Get my rope by Nettohunden

After two hours of walking I had still not reached anywhere. And I decided to turn of my music for two reasons

Didn't want to waste the battery too much. 2. I want to listen if somone is out here.

But nothing. So I decided to build a small shelter out of small branches that had fallen down from trees.

I couldn't fall asleep for what felt like ages. ''Goddamn my insomnia'' I don't really have insomnia, (I think)

but I always blame me having insomnia when I can't fall asleep since it happens so often, sometimes I can't even

fall asleep at night and I'm just up all night lying down doing nothing. Eventually I fell asleep, it felt like ten

hours or something like that. But actully it had only been three hours.

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When I woke up the sun was high in the sky and I guessed that was when you called it midday, I continued my walk.

But without knowing I had started going back to where I came from. After walking for one hour I said to myself

''This place seems familiar'' but continued walking for another hour. Then I noticed that I had gone back the way

I came from ''Shit'' I kept on walking anyways though. I walked the other way for one hour and then I came to the

edge of the forest.

I saw a cottage right before my headache came back, and it came back worse than before.

Everything around my eyes started to go black and I started feeling dizzy ''Are you kidding me''

I collapsed to the ground.

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All black again. Déjà vu. It then turned bright. But this time I felt that I wasn't lying on the ground but I was

lying in either a couch or a bed. I guess im back home? In a hospital? I struggled to open my eyes and once again

was not meet with what I was excpecting, now I saw the a bright yellow ceiling. I shot up from my position of

lying down. I was alone in the house. I decided not to move, but sit in the bed. I sat there for about ten minutes

before I heard the door opening and six ponies walked in...I think they were as suprised as I was.

''Oh, you're awake'' the yellow pony said. I then noticed the wings two of the ponies had and realized they were

pegasi. ''Yeah...I'm awake'' I answered ''But just a question'' I didn't wait for a response

''Where the hell am I!?'' I almost shouted. The yellow pegasus flinched and hid behind her mane

''You're in Equestria'' said a purple pony. Wich on further inspection had a horn. So I realized it was a unicorn.

''Equestria!? That sounds like a TV series...or something like that'' I said.

''This is not a TV serie, this is life'' The purple unicorn said

''Well...I kinda realized that this was life already'' I said to the purple unicorn.

My stomach growled. And I realized how hungry I was. ''I'm going to realize something else now ain't I?'' I thought

to myself. ''Wait...Didn't I have a headache a while back...wait shit'' My headache was back. ''ugh'' I grabbed my

head with my hand again.

''Is something wrong?'' A shy voice asked. And it was the Yellow Pegasus again.

''Well I got a headache. A bad one. And I'm quite hungry...'' I answered ''But anyways. I'm okay except for that

fact, so what are y'all named?'' I asked

''I'm Twilight. Twilight Sparkle.'' Twilight said.

''I'm...fluttershy'' The Yellow pegasus said very quietly

''I'm sorry? I couldn't hear that.'' I said to the yellow pegasus

''That's fluttershy'' said Twilight

''Ah. Nice to meet you both'' I said.

''My name's Applejack'' A yellowish-orange pony said ''Nice too meet'cha'' AppleJack said and extended

her hoof. ''Nice too meet you applejack'' I said and shook her hoof. She's damn strong I tell you!

''My name is Pinkie pie!'' A pink pony said. Before I could say anything, I heard

''My name's Rainbow Dash'' From a blue pegasus wich had a rainbow colored mane

''Nice to meet you!'' I said

''My name is Rarity'' I heard an kinda posh voice say.

''Nice to meet you all! Now, my name Viktor'' (I'm not Russian! I'm swedish! ;-;)

''Viktor sounds kinda fun.'' Pinkie said and giggled. She had also been jumping up and down alot of the time right

now. ''She's kinda hyper...Just like me'' I thought

''yeah well...We have more weird names from where I come from'' I said to Pinkie.

''Oh really? Name one!'' Pinkie said. I tought for a while and then my brain malfunctioned, I remembered no names

except the names of the ponies I had just met.

''Uuh...I forgot'' I said feeling kinda ashamed for forgetting.

''aawww'' Pinkie sounded dissapointed. I'm sure she was.

''I'm sorry...'' I said And not more happened with this conversation. Everyone went home. Except for

Fluttershy since we were in her house.

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''So Fluttershy, can I stay here for the night?'' I asked Fluttershy

''Sure, I guess...Tonight.'' She answered

''I'll try to get a house til tomorrow...*coughnotgonnahappencough*''

My stomach growled again. ''Oh yeah, Is there something that I could maybe eat?''

''Well, i'm guessing you don't eat hay and such, right?'' she said

''You got that right, not any apples, carrots anything like that?'' I asked

''Well, you can have some apples'' She answered.

''Sure!'' Im so hungry right now

Fluttershy came back with the apples and I took one and I took a large bite ''This! Is! Delicious!'' I almost

shouted. I ate about five or six more apples after that.

''The apples come from Applejacks tree farm.'' Fluttershy said

''I need to go there and tell Applejack how awesome these apples are''

We both went to sleep, I slept on the couch I was on when I woke up after my massive headache.

(That was chapter one...Might have been kinda long for being chapter one. I'm swedish so don't be hatin' on ma

english or me!...Well. If you want to. Then hate all you want. Atleast im not typing like this: Am I Right That

This Is Annoying? Huh? Agree With Me?...Hahahaha...Shoot me*shot*)

(Anyways, hope you keep reading if you like it. And...yeah...stuff like that.)

Chapter 2: Poking my head around

I woke up on the same couch that I had fallen sleep on yesterday and I shot up, I was also sweating bullets. I looked over to my side and I saw Fluttershy sitting there staring at me.

‘’What? What what what what!?’’ I asked Fluttershy.

‘’You were screaming and it was like you were talking to somepony’’ Fluttershy said.

‘’Ugh...I had that back where I used to live as well...Screaming in my sleep, talking to people in my sleep as well. As if they wanted to take something from me’’ I said.

‘Oh, that must have been hard for you’’ Fluttershy said. (P/N: hur hur hur)

(A/N: Pim I will murder you)

‘’Not really, since I was asleep all the time that it happened’’ I said.

‘’Oh’’ Fluttershy said.

My stomach growled.

‘’Breakfast?’’ I said.

I heard her stomach growl as well.

‘’Breakfast.’’ she said, smiling.

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(P/N: I am Madgod Pim and I’m gonna TRY to get this guy a good chapter *wink wink*)

(A/N: PIM WHAT’RE YOU DOING HERE...AGAIN? *smacks in the face*)

(P/N:GET BACK TO WRITING!)

(A/N: ;-; Pim is a slave driver ;-;)

(P/N:Now Let’s continue...)

‘’Fluttershy, I’m going to go out and look around the town for a while.’’ I told Fluttershy before heading outside into fresh air and sunshine....and....lollipopsnsthuff.....

After walking for a while I heard a swooshing sound and I felt a sudden push hitting me and knocking me down to the ground. I opened my eyes just to see Rainbow Dash staring down at me.

‘’What were you doing in the middle of the road?’’ She said in an angry voice while she got up.

‘’Better question, why didn’t you just try and avoid me’’ I said in as an angry voice as her voice had been just seconds ago.

‘’No, I had that path and it was all okay, until you just decide to stand in the middle of my path’’ She said even more angry than before.

‘’The thing is.’’ I said in my half mad half calm voice. ‘’This path, is for walking. Not flying.’’

‘’The thing is, nopony was there and I had a clear path and you just jump out of nowhere in front of me’’ She said, Even angrier.

(A/N: PIM LEFT! Anyways, PIM! Thanks for nothing, you useless reptile. If anyone gets that refrence....tell me and I will....hug you....or something)

‘’Ok, then you can just ffff.... then you can believe that. And live in your little fancy prancy world where everything is exacly as how YOU want it. Just don’t come and say I didn’t warn you about it when reality comes and hits you hard with a bat in the face.’’ I said while brushing of dirt from my clothes.

I didn’t wait for an answer to that, I just turned my back against her and left. (You see, I kinda do this IRL wich is maybe why I don’t have as many friends....:foreveralone: )

After a little while. I saw a tree house,(Is that spelled right?) I went up to it and knocked on the door. I waited for a while before the door opened. And there stood Twilight.

‘’Hey Twilight’’ I said.

‘’Hey Viktor’’ She said.

‘’Soo....Is this here where you live?’’ I asked.

‘’Well yes, It’s also the public library’’ She answered.

‘’Oh, cool. Anyways I have some questions.’’ I said.

‘’Oh, Come inside and we can talk’’  She said.

I walked inside and there was tons and tons of books.  ‘’How is this amount of books even possible’’I thought before actually remembering a gigantic library in the town in which I used to live in.

We sat down by a table and talked.

‘’So how’d you get here?’’ Twilight asked.

‘’Well...I walked through a forest for a good couple of hours and we-’’ I was interrupted by Twilight.

‘’I mean before that’’ She said.

‘’Oh, right. Well. I was going down to the store to buy some things...milk and cheese to be exact and just as I crossed a road, not far from the store, I heard a car horn’’ Before Twilight could ask what a car was I said ‘’A car is basically a huge metal box’’ Twilight looked at me with an ‘’aah’’ look. ‘’Anyways, I heard a car horn and I looked to my side just to see a car struggling to stop. But it didn’t succed very well...Im guessing. I think it hit me, everything went black. And after that, I woke up in a forest. I should have my backpack with me still though’’

‘’Maybe the one on your back?’’ Twilight said

I looked at my back only to see my backpack still there. I opened it and in there was money that I had put in there to buy milk and cheese. I also checked my little ‘’secret’’ part of the backpack in wich there was a pen and my cellphone loader. ‘’So that’s where my cellphone loader has been for the last couple of days’’

‘’Anyways, next question’’ Twilight said

‘’But I was going t-’’ I was cut off by Twilight.

‘’What is your species called and where do you come from?’’ Twilight looked at me.

‘’Well, we are called humans and we live on a planet called earth’’ I said as if it was common knowledge.

She scribbled something on a note block, yes the pen was levitating.

‘’Sooo...What is this place, where we are....this world...n stuff?’’ I asked.

‘’This is Equestria and you’re in ponyville.’’ She answered.

‘’Okaaaay...I think that’s everything. I’ll be off the-’’ Twiliiiiight! Stop interrupting me ;-;

‘’Wait. Explain a little about your planet.’’ She asked

‘’Ugh...Alright. Now where to start...Y’know what, just toss questions at me and I’ll answer them’’ Fail safe idea, right?....right?

‘’What do humans eat?’’ She asked and my mind said...ooooh....sheit.

‘’Well...uhmm....We eat meat....Butbutbutbutbut! Don’t get the wrong impression here, it’s not like I would just start eating y’all...But not everyone eats meat, some eat vegetables. And some don’t even eat anything that has to do with animals at all.’’ I said.

Twilight had a slight glimse of terror in her eyes...greeeeeeeeeeeat...

‘’Next question?’’ I asked.

‘’Uhm....Y’know I think that’s fine for now.’’ She said.

‘’Alright.’’ I said and left. ‘’Nice chat!’’

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After walking for a while I saw a stand, in which stood AppleJack. I went up to it and I and I said.

‘’Hey A.J’’

‘’Howdy V’’ A glimse of a tear was seen in my eye as she said that. I’ve always wanted to be called V.

‘’Fluttershy gave me some of your apples yesterday, delicious!’’ I said.

‘’Well it’s good that ya’ like ‘em, ah’ got plenty more.’’ she answered

‘’Sweet jesus’’ I thought.

‘’Awesome!’’ I said.

‘’Y’all should come down to ma’ farm some time’’ A.J said.

‘’I’ll be sure too’’ I said with a smile.

Time went on and eventually I heard ‘’Untz untz untz untz’’ And I felt vibrations coming from what I was guessing was a subwoofer. ‘’I need to check that out later’’ I thought.

As I had been walking for a while, being trapped in my own thoughts and all, I hear ‘’Helloooo!’’ From a certain pink pony. I quickly turned around and almost shouted ‘’Pinke! Y u do dis?’’

She chuckled, I also chuckled, because I guess it was kinda funny....except the fact that I think I got a heart attack...*coughortwocough*.

‘’Anyways, Wassup Pinkie?’’ I said.

‘’The sky is up, silly!’’ She answered. Ugh...

‘’No I mean...What are you doing?’’ I said in an very little annoyed voice.

‘’Oh...I can’t tell you.’’ She said.

‘’Riiiight. How come?’’ I said just to notice that Pinkie had ran off....Strange.

I walked around town checking around until I came across this very fanceh looking candy looking house. ‘’Is it edible?’’ I thought to myself. ‘’I guess I won’t find that out anytime soon since it isn’t my house.’’ It looked black through the windows so I knocked on the door...nothing. I checked the handle, the door was open, so I walked in, I know rude right?, and I got a heart attack...Not literally but yeah, I was ambushed by cheers and joy and the sound of suprise coming from hundreds of ponies... God help me.

(A/N: Right, that’s where this chapter ends, I got this done kinda last minute and yeah....I don’t know how to end this in any other way but to say...BYEEE!!!!!)

Chapter 3: Party Hard, Telepathy and Fluttershy Awesome

After getting my small heart attack from ponies just shouting ‘’suprise’’ at me I calmed down and a party started music was going...Lazers and everything I noticed a DJ stand and a white unicorn standing there, mixing, It sounded pretty awesome. I started headbanging but after about half a minute of headbanging I almost collapsed...I’ve never been good at headbanging. After I got my balance again I saw that Pinkie was heading my way...More like bouncing my way.

‘’Hey Pinkie’’ I almost had to shout over the music.

‘’Hai Viktor, How do you like the party? Do you like it, huh?huh?huh?huh?’’ She said going faster at the last part and smiling.

‘’Pinkie calm down. I like the party okai? Oh yeah, any muffins or anything?’’ I asked.

Pinkie chuckled and said ‘’Over there’’ she pointed her hoof over to a small table on which stood muffins.

I went over to it and grabbed a muffin and started munching on it. ‘’Goddamn this is delicious, I’ve finally figured out how rainbows taste’’ I thought, I was going to grab another one and when I did so I noticed I wasn’t the only person...pony? anyways. I noticed that I was not alone eating muffins. I saw a grey pegasus with yellow eyes, the eyes were also criss-cross...Is that the right word for it? Anyways. I decided to try to strike up a conversation.

‘’Hello’’ I said...In a very awkward way. And I immediately regretted me ever opening my mouth.

‘’Hello’’ The grey pegasus said to me while grabbing another muffin.

‘’Sooo....Do you like muffins?’’ I asked and I was still feeling very awkward.

‘’Yes, I love muffins!’’ She answered.

‘’Yeah...I guess these are really good’’ I said. ‘’Anyways, what’s your name? My name’s Viktor.’’

‘’My name is Ditzy doo! My friends call me Derpy though.’’ Derpy said ‘’Nice to meet you!’’

‘’Nice to meet you too Derpy!’’ The conversation has maybe taken a turn for the non-awkwardiness. ‘’Sooo...Derpy, what do you do for a living?’’ I asked, I still sounded very awkward.

‘’Well I am the local mail pony!’’ Derpy said.

‘’Is it a nice job?’’ I said still feeling very awkward.

‘’Well...I guess’’ Derpy said, and we both grabbed another couple of muffins.

Not much happened with the conversation.

‘’Well...I’m gonna....go...yeah, bye’’ I said, still not losing this awkward-ish feeling.

‘’Goodbye!’’ Derpy ain’t feeling the slightest awkward....

I brought with me a couple of muffins and I walked over to the DJ stand where the white unicorn was standing. And since my last conversation I decided I probably shouldn’t try to strike up a conversation again...I’m very socially awkward.

‘’Hey!’’ A voice said and I immediately turned my head backwards. And there stood the white unicorn.

‘’eeh....Hai’’ I said feeling very awkward...I don’t think I will ever lose that feeling.

‘’So this party is for you is it?’’ The unicorn said.

‘’Well, I guess...I got a small heart attack when y’all just shouted surprise at me.’’

The unicorn chuckled a bit and said ‘’So are you into music?’’

I also chuckled a bit ‘’Of course I am, I love music there is atleast one or two songs from every music genre that I like.’’

‘’Right, Well do you have some music on that device of yours?’’ She pointed at my cellphone.

‘’If I do, I have loads.’’ I said.

‘’Well play some then!’’ She said and pointed to a place where I could connect my cellphone. I plugged it in and I played up: Deadmau5 - Strobe. Time went on and eventually I saw loads of ponies headbanging I looked back to the white unicorn and asked ‘’Sooo...What’s your name?’’

‘’My name is Vinyl Scratch, My DJ name though is DJ-Pon3.’’ Knowing more people..pony’s...blarg knowing more is fun.

‘’Cool, my name is Viktor.’’

‘’Well nice meeting, cha. Now get out there and party.’’

I chuckled as I grabbed my cellphone and I walked over to a chair. I had left two cupcake for Vinyl. I saw down in the chair and started munching on the last cupcake. I then saw a grey-ish, brown-ish pony going up to Vinyl and talking...It looked more like they were fighting. The music then went from being Dubstep and stuff to some calm classic music I walked over again to the two pony’s, it was still looking like they were arguing. I said ‘’Oi! Can I play a classical song?’’

Vinyl said ‘’Sure?’’

The other pony said ‘’Please, go ahead.’’ In a tone of voice saying as if you even had any music like that.

I pulled out my cellphone again and I plugged it in and played some beethoven. After that I asked the pony to which I still didn’t know the name of ‘’So what’s your name?’’

‘’I’m Octavia, and that was a really good tune you played there.’’

‘’Well nice meeting you, I’m Viktor and I’m going to go back to my chair.’’ I grabbed my cellphone and walked over to my chair again and I noticed some ponies had started giving me weird looks. I was guessing it was from me first playing a really pumped up song and then just playing a really calm one. I ignored the looks and sat down at my chair.

(A/N: I’ve written about 800 words now and it feels like I’ve written tripple the amount of that ;-;)

I sat down on my chair and just drifted off in thought eventually I fell asleep, I had a weird dream. I saw myself and I was locked in a room. I looked through a crack in the door and I saw my mother coming closer to the door with a knife. I paniced and looked around the room. I must’ve moved the rug a bit because I saw a trap door. And just as my mother swung the trap door open, I jumped down there. After that I woke up. (A/N: HAHAHA....I’m horrible...) I was still in sugarcube corner in the same chair. I shot up from my chair and I was really surprised to see all of the things that were there yesterday so quickly gone. Not any signs of there ever being a party ‘’mother of god that was a party....I guess’’ I looked around seeing nopony in the house so I just left. I walked out and it looked like it was around one or two in the middle of the day. I looked around and there was quite a few ponies there, some giving me strange looks, I didn’t care though, I walked around for a while until I got a déjà vu feeling of somepony hitting me hard and knocking me down to the ground but this time face first, I stayed down for about five seconds before actually getting up. ‘’Bleh’’ I said as I spat some dirt out of my mouth. I started to brush dirt away from my clothing and I then started to walk away when I heard.

‘’Hey! You ain’t gonna do anything about it?’’ Rainbow Dash sounded amazed.

‘’No, I won’t’’ I said as I started to walk away.

‘’Not anything? No insults? Nothing offensive, nothing aggressive?’’ She said even more in an more surpised voice.

‘’Nothing.’’ I said and I walked away. I walked for a while and again I get pushed down by Rainbow Dash.

‘’C’mon, you have to want to do something this time!?’’ Why does she want me to do something against her?

‘’Nothing.’’ I said as I brushed of my clothes once again and walked off.

‘’Why? Are you a chicken, coward....chicken?’’ Is there more words for coward?

‘’Go ahead, call me that. I still won’t do nothing.’’ I said and I walked away. I also put some music on. In the middle of it somepony poked me on the shoulder I turned around. Nopony there. I looked up immediately and I saw Rainbow dash flying above me.

‘’C’mon do something!’’ I barely head since I was wearing my headphones with music playing.

I leaned up to Rainbow Dash and whispered in her ear: ‘’no.’’ I then continued walking my slow and steady pace. ‘’Okay I forgot where I was even heading... was I even heading anywhere?’’I’m so lost. I then just stopped. And I faintly heard: ‘’are you going to do something now?’’ I looked up and I saw a forest. Which I now realized I had been going towards. I continued heading there and I looked up again before I entered the forest and Rainbow dash was still there but she was saying something diffrently this time: ‘’Are you crazy? You don’t want to go in there, thats Everfree forest. There’s alot of dangerous stuff in there’’ I payed no attention to this and walked into the forest and I noticed Rainbow Dash wasn’t following me anymore. I just continued to walk into the forest, walking aimlessly into the forest, as my last song ended I took my cellphone up and was changing song and then the ground infront of my feet decided to just fall down, I quickly fell down hitting rocks and branches on my way down. Eventually I hit the bottom of this sudden booow of the ground, I have never broken a bone in my entire life *coughexceptformynose* and quiet amazingly I didn’t this time either, my nose was sitting a bit bent though so I cracked it right. I got up and I didn’t notice anything familiar around except the fall that I had just gotten from I tried climbing it for about ten minutes after that I gave up. I picked up my cellphone and played some Angry birds and after about ten minutes once again I gave up at that too. I then heard very, very faintly: ‘’I think he went this way!’’ Rainbow Dash. Why would she care about me. I tried to yell but I just couldn’t yell, I couldn’t even talk. So I picked up a rock and started bashing it against a stone, I bashed it as hard as I could but there just was no sound and now that I noticed I saw a bird, I saw that it was chirping but there was no sound. I told myself ‘’Fuck it’’ I then ran against the wall as fast as I could and I got a bit up I tried to yell but still nothing. I then heard a yell from what sounded to be Twilight and after about fifteen seconds there was no longer a scream and after another fifteen seconds I had a face full of Twilight. She quickly got up and I noticed she tried talking to me but she quickly noticed there was no sound. I then just got really bored and was like ‘’Meh, let’s try telepathy. Twilight!? Can you hear me?’’ I asked looking at Twilight. Nothing for one minute until I said ‘’Try telepathy!’’ .

I then quickly got an answer from Twilight ‘’Can you hear me?’’

‘’Yes I can hear you, now how do we get up fro-’’ I was interrupted.

‘’Are you guys okay down there? Because we can hear you talking!’’ Rainbow Dash.

‘’Hello!? We are not actually talking we are using telepathy!’’ I said and I was amazed that they HEARD us.

‘’We can hear y’all just fine!’’ AppleJack

‘’Because, SCREW THE RULES. I DON’T HAVE MONEY...BUT STILL....’’ I said.

I heard a chuckle. ‘’Right, Guys we need help up....Not that I know how that will work though’’’

‘’Did you forget that there are two pegasi?’’ Rainbow Dash.

‘’Riiiight, I completely forgot about that I don’t think you will be able to lift me up though.’’

‘’Is that. A challenge?’’ Oooooh Rainbow Dash can’t resist challenges?

‘’Maybe, And If I said it was?’’ Hahaha....I’m just teasing her right now.

‘’Challenge accepted.’’ Oooooh, Rainbow Dash can’t resist a challenge.

And literally before I knew it I was up standing right next to all of the pony’s.....well y’know ‘’The mane 6’’ as people call it.

‘’Right, I guessed I was wrong. You can lift a human up, Rainbow Dash’’ I said feeling slightly amazed that she could actually do it.

‘’Of course I could!’’ Rainbow Dash was breathing slightly heavier than usual.

‘’Well that was...Different...’’ I said. I got headache again, and once again even worse than before. This time I didn’t have time to grab my head, I collapsed.

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I woke up on the same couch that I first woke up on, the one in Fluttershy’s house, my headache was still there, not as bad as when I first got it though. I shot up and I saw everypony that was there earlier there now.

‘’Hey,...uhm...are you okay?’’ Fluttershy is always so caring.

‘’Not cool just passing out on us like that’’ Rainbow Dash....

‘’You scared me by just passing out on me like that, darling’’ Rarity.

‘’I didn’t know what to do. My books had nothing about it!’’ Twilight.

‘’It was all strangey-wangey with you just passing out like that we didn’t know what to do we were all freaking out and we didn’t know what to do and you passingoutsowedidn’tknowwhattodoand-’’ Pinkie was stopped by a hoof being put over her mouth.

‘’Well...ah’ guess we didn’t know what we all should do with ya’, so we brought ya’ here.’’ A.J.

‘’Well...Thanks for bringing me here...I guess.’’ I said while grabbing my head. ‘’I don’t know what would have happened if you guys weren’t around, I guess I would’ve been stuck there then.... I guess.’’ I’m sounding very awkward. ‘’Oh and uh....Rainbow Dash, how come you acted like that to me earlier?’’

‘’Uhm...I don’t know...I can’t remember...’’ RAAAAAAGE. Y U DO DIS?

‘’Aaah....... Ffffffuuuuuuuu ahem.... anyawys.’’ My stomach growled ‘’Uhm....Can we go out and eat somewhere or something?’’

‘’Uhm...I know a good place we can eat at...’’ Fluttershy!

‘’Well lead on?’’

We all walked to a really nice café and we had some very nice sandwiches. o3o

(A/N: I DUNNO WHAT TO TYPE ;-;)

While we did this a conversation struck up.

‘’So Viktor, what did humans do for fun?’’ Twilight was asking.

‘’Well, personally I usually sat at a computer playing games or playing video games, some people do sports, some people do music, some people were baking. People were doing so many different things, but I usually just sat down at my computer playing games, as said.’’

‘’Okay, what games was it that you usually played?’’

‘’Well I play this game called The binding of Isaac where you are this little boy who’s mother wants to kill you. When you start it you’re in the basement of the house since you found a trapdoor down there trying to escape your mother and you go around crying at stuff to make them... well die essentially. I also played Team fortress 2 which is a game where you go around.... killing people... I also played this game called BIT.TRIP RUNNER where a song plays and you have to jump over obstacles that come at you and you have to slide as well.’’

‘’Riiight...That was... ahem interesting.’’ Twilight sounded like she was feeling awkward

‘’Right...It’s turning dark isn’t it?’’ Well the sun was actually setting. ‘’Oh waffle cake. I forgot to check if I could have a talk with the mayor today. So...Can I stay at your place again Fluttershy?’’

‘’Uhm... If you want too...’’ Y U NO TELL TRUE FEELINGS

‘’No do you actually want me to stay over?’’

‘’Uhm.... Sure?’’

‘’Alright.’’

We all went home and I followed along with Fluttershy and I slept on that couch again.

This night I dreamt about zombies... loads of them.

(A/N: I’ve actually been having nightmares about zombies and actually the one I had today (2012-07-18) I almost kinda wanted to cry ;-;)

I woke up again sweating bullets this time Fluttershy wasn’t at my side, I guess I hadn’t been screaming. I got up and I looked out. It was in the middle of the night. I wasn’t tired anymore for some reason so I got dressed and I walked outside, I walked up onto a hill and I lied down and watch the sky. I watched at all the stars and all of their beauty. Eventually I fell asleep.

When I woke up I was still on the hill. ‘’Huh I woke up kinda early.’’ With me waking up so early and since I had nothing to do I decided to just watch the sunrise. I picked up my cellphone. I got the camera ready and I took a picture. It wasn’t the best, but yeah, what can ya do?

I sat there for a good hour or two before I got up and walked back into Fluttershy’s cottage housey thingey... and I saw Fluttershy there. Looking slightly frustrated.

‘’Where were you!?’’ She was sounding a bit frustrated.

‘’Uhm... I was at the hill... watching the stars and the sunrise...’’ D: Mommy.

‘’Don’t do that again, wake me up and tell me first.’’ She’s calming down a bit.

‘’But... I didn’t want to wake you up, Y’know I think you think about other ponies more than you think about yourself. I just wanted you to keep on having a good nights sleep.’’ Don’t kill me Fluttershy. D:

‘’... Well I guess you’re right. I do usually care about other ponies more than myself. But anyways, I need to take care of my animals.’’

Fluttershy took care of her animals and after that we both had breakfast. I also took a shower... Fluttershy told me it was needed, and while I did that she cleaned my clothing, Fluttershy is awesome. After that I headed out again. I didn’t really know where I was heading. But I walked around and eventually I found the mayors place... thing.

(A/N: Sorry about this not being a full 3000 words but I wanted this finished by today and yeah.... I will also be leaving for Lego land soon. Will be gone for threeeee daays? I think so. I will be leaving at the 24th and coming back at the 27th I THINK. My mind is not the most perfect one you see. Oh and I will also continue this when my mind starts to work again. But anyways, thanks for reading and hope you keep on reading....Baaaai!)

Chapter 4: Weird shit going down

As I approached the large pink double doors,  I really noticed the ‘’cartoony’’ style of this world. I opened the doors and I walked up to the desk in where a gray pony with an black colored mane was sitting I walked up to the pony and said: ‘’Hello! Is it possible for me to get a talk with the mayor?’’

I got a reply: ‘’Well, I guess she would definitely have a time with a creature not of this wo-’’

He was interrupted by me. ‘’Please, call me human.’’

‘’Well...I guess. Anyways, I think she would always have time to meet a human since you’re the first.’’ I can’t complain...

‘’Right, does she have time...right now?’’ I asked

‘’Uhm...Let me just check her schedule.’’ He then proceeded to pick up a calender/notebook thingy and he flipped through the pages. He then suddenly stopped on a page and read for about 20 until he said: ‘’Yes, she has some time right now, she might be doing some paperwork though.’’

‘’Splendid!’’ I said. ‘’Where is the room to the mayors office?’’

‘’This one right here.’’ He then pointed his hoof to a door behind him a little to the right.

‘’Splendid!’’ I said and walked up to the door and knocked on it.

‘’I think you can go in.’’  The pony said

‘’Alright.’’ I said as I opened the door and walked in. It was a large room Pinkish-grayish and there was loads of papers and y’know a stereotypic office.

‘’Yes?’’ I heard in a slightly annoyed voice.

‘’Yes, hello I’m Viktor, the human who arrived here newly.’’ This is a bicycle ride upwards

‘’Oh! Viktor, I didn’t know that you would be coming!’’ I heard as I saw tan-ish pony with a gray mane, yellow glasses, and purple-ish eyes as well.

‘’Uhm... No I just now checked for a time to talk to you. And I just now got a time here... so... here I am!’’

‘’Well alright! So what do you want to talk about’’ She sat down.

‘’Well... I might just start off with being polite. What’s your name?’’ I asked.

‘’My name is Mayor Mare.’’ She answered

‘’Well nice to meet you miss Mayor, if its allowed for me to call you that or do I have to call you Mayor mare?’’

‘’You can call me miss Mayor if you want too. But nice to meet you too, Viktor. Anyways what did you want?’’

‘’Well... A house..... work... citizenship?’’ I asked feeling awkward... again

‘’A house you can buy after you get enough bits and a citizenship I can give you.’’ She picked up several papers and handed me a pen. ‘’Right, you need to fill in here, here, here, here and here.’’ She pointed to several places on different papers. I filled them in with the regular stuff. Name, where I was born, date of born, basic sthuff. This took me about 30 seconds but my writing was not the best.

‘’Right, that’s all of that filled in.’’

‘’Right. Let me fix that.’’ She picked up an ID card... ish... thingy... and handed it to me.

‘’Alright, thanks. Now, a work. Is that possible?’’ I asked

‘’Oh, yes a work... hmm...’’ She started checking papers again, after about ten seconds she picked up a paper and started reading from it. ‘’Applejack might need some help with apple bucking, Pinkie pie might need help with baking, but this was sent in about a week ago, they might still not be needing help but you could go and check it out.’’

‘’Thank you!’’ I said. ‘’I’m just gonna head off then, nice meeting ya’.’’ I headed out and walked outside. ‘’So...A.J or Pinkie, who should I start checking out. Oi! Oi! Don’t you think Pinkie is the closest? oh shuddup. But it’s true! ...Fine...’’ Yes I do have a tendency of talking to myself in thought. Anyways, I decided to head to Pinkie pie’s place ‘’LAZY’’ ‘’NO U’’ and when I arrived I saw... Pinkie’s mother... Is that who it is? No, yes...no!

‘’Hey uuh...Miss...?’’ I AM AWKWARD ;-;

‘’Miss. cup cake.’’ Why is nobody feeling awkward whenever I feel awkward

‘’Right, miss cup cake, is Pinkie pie there?’’ I asked

‘’No, she went away a while ago.’’ She replied

‘’Alright... well anyways, do you have any work that you need done?’’ I asked hoping slightly

‘’Well not right now, no.’’ ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

‘’Well that’s just... meh. Anyways, It’s not my choice to decide wether you have work or not’’

‘’Well I guess not, but anyways thank you for asking.’’

‘’Oh well’’  I headed away. Off to...‘’wait... shit. Where does A.J live? A farm... farm... I bet thats about 500 possible places. Right, she probably farms apples, narrows it down. Right...What more can narrow it down?... The apples were kinda sweet... cuz I say so. Maybe something with sweet. Narrows it down. Sweet apples. Narrows it down. Whats that thing called...acres! Narrows it down. So. Sweet apples acres. Now to ask around for that farm oh hey there’s A.J’’ (Yes I have been watching Doctor who lately)

‘’Hey A.J.’’

‘’Howdy.’’

‘’Hey uuh...Do you need help apple bucking?’’ I asked.

‘’Well... not today but if ya’ check at ma’ farm tomorrow ah’ might have some work for ya’.’’

‘’Alright... uuh... where is that?’’

‘’That way.’’ She pointed... west? Lets just say west... shush.

‘’Alright, I’ll check in tomorrow. But for now, I’ll be off!’’

‘’Well alrighty then. I’ll see y’all tomorrow.’’

‘’Yeah... wait... y’all? Isn’t that for more than on-’’ I was cut off by getting knocked down to the ground... by Rainbow Dash... again... but I didn’t open my eyes to the supposed ground, but I awoke seeing a white hospital ceiling, not a cartoony one. But a real life one. I shot up. ‘’No...’’ My mind didn’t want this.

‘’No!’’ I jumped out of the sickling bed and I noticed I was still wearing my own clothes. I frantically looked around the room looking for the door, I saw it and I flung it open, it was completely quiet and empty. It was a long white corridor almost movie cliche one.

‘’Hello!?’’ I yelled and I got no answer. I saw a darkness down the corridor far down and I walked towards it and I noticed that it was slowly creeping towards me, and I walked up straight into its... ‘’ face ’’. It stopped creeping forwards and stopped. The darkness formed a copy of myself standing there, staring straight at me. It opened its mouth but it wasn’t moving it.

I heard a faint scream from what sounded like a young woman. ‘’RUN!’’

I heard faint music and the darkness almost shot towards me. I could now hear the music. or song... It was Hollywood Undead - Bullet which directly reminded me what the song was about, suicide. As I was quickly pacing through the corridor I saw stairs here and there, I quickly started running up one as fast as I could. I didn’t know how tall this effin building was but it was damn effin tall. I managed but barely reach the top of the building, but it took loads of time, and the darkness was still on my heels not too far away and the song was coming to its end as I reached the roof.

‘’I wish that I could fly. Way up in the sky.’’ I was backing up towards the edge.

‘’Like a bird so high. Oh, I might just try.’’ Getting closer. My heart was pounding, I’m breathing heavily, I’m sweating and I have a taste of blood and metal in my mouth.

‘’I wish that I could fly. Way up in the sky.’’ I was standing at the edge.

‘’Like a bird so high. Oh, I might just try.’’ I stood salute and I sang with it

‘’Oh, I might just try.’’ as I fell backwards. I was falling down towards the ground and I was feeling terrified not knowing that would happen when I was to hit the ground. The building was really tall and I had a hard time controlling how I was falling but I managed to make myself fall with my look upwards and I saw the darkness standing there looking down also doing the salute even though I was guessing that it had been wanting to kill me a second ago I smiled towards it. I turned my body around and I guessed I was about one mile away from the ground so I had loads of time... I think, anyways. I formed myself into an arrow to make it go faster and eventually I was closing into the ground. I made myself into the star shape and I waited for about ten seconds before I felt the hit of the ground and I screamed in pain and agony, breathing heavily and tasting metal and blood, more than ever. My eyes were blood red and they were not closing.

‘’C’mon it couldn’t have hurt that much.’’ Rainbow dash has no idea what just happened but she did sound worried.

‘’It...’’ I had problems talking. ‘’You have...’’ I couldn’t finish a sentence because of the pain.

‘’Rainbow dash what the hay have ya’ done.’’ Applejack was blaming it on Rainbow Dash.

‘’Wasn’t... her...’’ I coughed. ‘’fault...’’ I got my worst headache ever. And I collapsed.

‘’I EMBRACE THEE, SWEET SLEEP... But not right now, for now I need to memorize’’ I was in my fantasy world. The one I decided over right now it was empty. I snapped my fingers and in front of me was archives, papers, a pen, a desk and a noteboard which had several memo’s on them.

‘’Right, I’m in my controllable imagination.’’ I have a little state into which I rarely get into in which I keep weird things that have happened in my dreams or in my life.

‘’Right, so I now need to note down that dream thing that happened...’’ I started writing down all of the details that I could remember from my dream thingy, I have things noticed from when I could write. Women in white disappearing after a blink, seeing faces while blinking, weird dreams n stuff. After I finished noting this dream I snapped my fingers again and I was in a dark room with a bed and it was spacey. Dark and with stars. I jumped into bed and I fell asleep directly. I awoke at the look of a familiar ceiling of Fluttershy’s cottage. I shot up and looked around seeing all of the ponies I knew there, well... not the mayor or Octavia. All of them looking at me really hollowish...

‘’They’re looking at me so weird as if I have been asleep for a month.’’ Little did I know that just that was the situation. ‘’Guys, why are you looking so surprised?’’ I said becoming concerned.

‘’Are you finally awake?’’ Twilight is sounding surprised, worried and concerned at the same time.

‘’Finally? What do you mean finally?’’

‘’You’ve been asleep for a month... We didn’t know if you would never ever never ever ever ever ever wake up.’’ My eyes shrunk

‘’A... month... Well.... I.... how....’’

‘’I’ve been full of guilt.’’ Rainbow dash is thinking it’s her fault.

‘’It wasn’t your fault. Believe me. What happened was.’’ I told them all of what had happened a month back and as soon as I was done Twilight rushed off.

‘’Right so I have no idea what is actually happening with damage taken on me in my dreams is effecting me here... but it’s damn weird.’’

‘’I agree, anyways I need to be off.’’ Vinyl left

‘’Me too.’’ Rarity, Pinkie and A.J left.

‘’Anyways where did Twilight rush off to?’’ I asked.

‘’I don’t know.’’ Rainbow dash said.

Fluttershy shook her head.

‘’Well... fuck. Anyways can we head over to her? I think she actually might know something about this.’’

‘’Sure.’’ Rainbow dash sounded intrigued.

‘’Well... Upwards and onwards!’’ I jumped up from the couch and put my clothes on... well, ‘xept for my underwear since I was already wearing those...*shot* and we headed off towards Twilights place...

Did I end well? I has no idea. Anyways, if you continue reading, thank you!

BUT I AIN’T GONE YET!!!!

PIM GODDAMNIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AGAIN!

I’ll be making some appea-

SHUSH. SECRETS PIM, SECRETS!

You’ll be seeing meee!  *runs off*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK Y U DO DIS PIM! Anyways. Thanks for reading and such...

You hear a disembodied voice yelling something: “And now I’ll make sure that he gets his ass back to writing! Allons-y!!!!”

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