The Great Mushroom War: AFTEREFFECTS
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Alexei Yugoai
903th Sat. Watch
"THE GREAT MUSHROOM WAR"
Houston: We have confirmation of a Thermonuclear war.
Alexei: What now
Houston: You heard us, Iran launched a nuke to it's 'Ally'
Houston: Russia, they are doomed.
Alexei: Wait what now, WHAT?!
???: WHAT IS ALL THE FUCKMESS GOING ON?!
Alexei: Thermonuclear war sir, it started...
Johnson: Oh this is great, VERY great.
Alexei: No need for sarcasm sir, this is serious.
Alexei: The human race cou-
Johnson: FUCK THAT HUMAN RACE SHIT, LAUNCH SOME NUKES TO IRAN!
Houston: Are you out of your mind?! It's their shit, not our shit!
Houston: You could get us all killed, besides, the president wouldn't approve of a random nuclear launch...
[if you don't speak Russian, use google translate you dumbfucks C:]
Moscow, Russia.
"Te, chertovski persov!"
"Chto nam teper' delat' ? My trakhalis' !"
"YA ne mogu poverit', my govorim eto, no nam nuzhna pomoshch' iz Ameriki!"
"DA!"
Back at NOAA
Houston: Did those Russians say they needed our help!?
Johnson: Unveliabable, they forgot we have nukes.
Johnson: Nuke launch to Iran, Main?
Main: Alliance is valid, launching nuke
After 20 years of great conflicts and wars.
After 1 year of the thermonuclear war known as the 'The Great Mushroom War'
After 600 years of Earth recovering from the Nuclear Radiation
Most countries have been obliberated, 1/2 of the human population still remains.
Remains of Atlanta, Georgia
Year 2621
Vladimir Pander
Forget about those wars, we've got enough dead humans, I don't need this shit anymore
Fuck off with the army, without armies in the entire world, this would not happened
I'm resingning...
[30 minutes later]
Holy shit, lots of Juggernauts everywh- what the hell.
Are those horses? Why are they talking? Bah! Radiation is getting into me.
Wait, they are talking! Wait what! HNG! NO! HELP!
*signal loss*
Central Intellegence Agency.
CIA Host 1: Yep, he got molested by one of em'
CIA Host 2: Dem' Sentient Ponies, I'm afraid they will take over our planet.
Johnson Alex: The world we destroyed
Johnson Alex: This soil is useless, our plants have died, let them take care of our planet and see how good they do.
CIA Host 10: What the hell! There are some people there that look like those characters from the 2010 show 'Adventure Time'
Johnson Alex: What are you talking about!? Of course they look like em' Radiation got their DNA mutated.
Alexei De' Madrid[Madrid]: Let them fight against each other, let them take care of themselves, hell they might do better than us.
1,000 years later
Captain Pander.EXE
Year 1621 B.A.T[Before Advanced Technology]
Captain Pander.EXE: WE CAN'T LET EQUESTRIA TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE FOREVER!!!
Celestia: ATTACK THOSE PITIFUL HUMANS! ATTACK!
Buzzkill: Yeah, right.
*LOUD BOOM* *BULLETS* *CANNONBALLS*
Captain Pander.EXE: We got a recent update, The Land of Ooo is getting invaded by Imperial Equestria.
Task Force 242: We are going to have to withdraw your units to The Land of Ooo, Hang on in-*STATIC*
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sat2: Um, apparently Central is telling me to look at the dark side of Earth.
Central: Yeah, uh, USNMDF is telling us to get some kind of feed from your HelmentCam
Central: There it is Sat2, keep tracking the bogey
Sat2: Looks like some rocket.
ISS Control: Yeah, we have no Satellite launches today, now do we.
Sat2: That is no rocket.
USNMDF: EMP Launch from Equestria, LAUNCH THE FUCKING ANTI-ROCKET MISSILES!!!
Sat2: Readying-
*BOOOM!*
*Most lights near the EMP go out.*
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Part 2 will be finished, someday.
