The Great Mushroom War: Aftermath

by PanderEXE

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Crossover
Length: 663

When Humans go too far with the art of war.

The subliminal messages in Adventure Time about 'The Great Mushroom War' make me write a fan-fiction.
At the first couple of chapters, it's mostly humans, then Ponies, then those somewhat-mutated people from Adventure Time.
I don't know how many chapters this will go. Anyways, i'll hope you like it.

Also, when you hear '.EXE'
They are NOT humans, FYI.

More info:
I'm a noob fanfic writer, so I really could use some tips C:

Had to borrow some names from MW2, and I couldn't think of my own so I just put in random names.

The ponies will appear later on. so don't think they already exist in the human Earth in 2011.

Sadly, Spike won't appear here.

Chapters added until further notice.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2011-12-04 14:22:54 UTC

Mushroom War.

The Great Mushroom War: AFTEREFFECTS

=================================================================================================To the Adventure Time fans: this is fake and is not to be taken seriously

Bronies: this is fake and is not to be taken seriously.

MW2 Fans: This is fake and NOT to be taken seriously. how many times do i have to say this god damnit.

COMMON SENSE PEOPLE

also

copyright copyright blah blah bah

enjoy this crap

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Alexei Yugoai

903th Sat. Watch

"THE GREAT MUSHROOM WAR"

Houston: We have confirmation of a Thermonuclear war.

Alexei: What now

Houston: You heard us, Iran launched a nuke to it's 'Ally'

Houston: Russia, they are doomed.

Alexei: Wait what now, WHAT?!

???: WHAT IS ALL THE FUCKMESS GOING ON?!

Alexei: Thermonuclear war sir, it started...

Johnson: Oh this is great, VERY great.

Alexei: No need for sarcasm sir, this is serious.

Alexei: The human race cou-

Johnson: FUCK THAT HUMAN RACE SHIT, LAUNCH SOME NUKES TO IRAN!

Houston: Are you out of your mind?! It's their shit, not our shit!

Houston: You could get us all killed, besides, the president wouldn't approve of a random nuclear launch...

[if you don't speak Russian, use google translate you dumbfucks C:]

Moscow, Russia.

"Te, chertovski persov!"

"Chto nam teper' delat' ? My trakhalis' !"

"YA ne mogu poverit', my govorim eto, no nam nuzhna pomoshch' iz Ameriki!"

"DA!"

Back at NOAA

Houston: Did those Russians say they needed our help!?

Johnson: Unveliabable, they forgot we have nukes.

Johnson: Nuke launch to Iran, Main?

Main: Alliance is valid, launching nuke

After 20 years of great conflicts and wars.

After 1 year of the thermonuclear war known as the 'The Great Mushroom War'

After 600 years of Earth recovering from the Nuclear Radiation

Most countries have been obliberated, 1/2 of the human population still remains.

Remains of Atlanta, Georgia

Year 2621

Vladimir Pander

Forget about those wars, we've got enough dead humans, I don't need this shit anymore

Fuck off with the army, without armies in the entire world, this would not happened

I'm resingning...

[30 minutes later]

Holy shit, lots of Juggernauts everywh- what the hell.

Are those horses? Why are they talking? Bah! Radiation is getting into me.

Wait, they are talking! Wait what! HNG! NO! HELP!

*signal loss*

Central Intellegence Agency.

CIA Host 1: Yep, he got molested by one of em'

CIA Host 2: Dem' Sentient Ponies, I'm afraid they will take over our planet.

Johnson Alex: The world we destroyed

Johnson Alex: This soil is useless, our plants have died, let them take care of our planet and see how good they do.

CIA Host 10: What the hell! There are some people there that look like those characters from the 2010 show 'Adventure Time'

Johnson Alex: What are you talking about!? Of course they look like em' Radiation got their DNA mutated.

Alexei De' Madrid[Madrid]: Let them fight against each other, let them take care of themselves, hell they might do better than us.

1,000 years later

Captain Pander.EXE

Year 1621 B.A.T[Before Advanced Technology]

Captain Pander.EXE: WE CAN'T LET EQUESTRIA TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE FOREVER!!!

Celestia: ATTACK THOSE PITIFUL HUMANS! ATTACK!

Buzzkill: Yeah, right.

*LOUD BOOM* *BULLETS* *CANNONBALLS*

Captain Pander.EXE: We got a recent update, The Land of Ooo is getting invaded by Imperial Equestria.

Task Force 242: We are going to have to withdraw your units to The Land of Ooo, Hang on in-*STATIC*

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sat2: Um, apparently Central is telling me to look at the dark side of Earth.

Central: Yeah, uh, USNMDF is telling us to get some kind of feed from your HelmentCam

Central: There it is Sat2, keep tracking the bogey

Sat2: Looks like some rocket.

ISS Control: Yeah, we have no Satellite launches today, now do we.

Sat2: That is no rocket.

USNMDF: EMP Launch from Equestria, LAUNCH THE FUCKING ANTI-ROCKET MISSILES!!!

Sat2: Readying-

*BOOOM!*

*Most lights near the EMP go out.*

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------End of Chapter 1

Part 2 will be finished, someday.