//-------------------------------------------------------// The Great Mushroom War: Aftermath -by PanderEXE- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Mushroom War. //-------------------------------------------------------// Mushroom War. The Great Mushroom War: AFTEREFFECTS =================================================================================================To the Adventure Time fans: this is fake and is not to be taken seriously Bronies: this is fake and is not to be taken seriously. MW2 Fans: This is fake and NOT to be taken seriously. how many times do i have to say this god damnit. COMMON SENSE PEOPLE also copyright copyright blah blah bah enjoy this crap ================================================================================================= Alexei Yugoai 903th Sat. Watch "THE GREAT MUSHROOM WAR" Houston: We have confirmation of a Thermonuclear war. Alexei: What now Houston: You heard us, Iran launched a nuke to it's 'Ally' Houston: Russia, they are doomed. Alexei: Wait what now, WHAT?! ???: WHAT IS ALL THE FUCKMESS GOING ON?! Alexei: Thermonuclear war sir, it started... Johnson: Oh this is great, VERY great. Alexei: No need for sarcasm sir, this is serious. Alexei: The human race cou- Johnson: FUCK THAT HUMAN RACE SHIT, LAUNCH SOME NUKES TO IRAN! Houston: Are you out of your mind?! It's their shit, not our shit! Houston: You could get us all killed, besides, the president wouldn't approve of a random nuclear launch... [if you don't speak Russian, use google translate you dumbfucks C:] Moscow, Russia. "Te, chertovski persov!" "Chto nam teper' delat' ? My trakhalis' !" "YA ne mogu poverit', my govorim eto, no nam nuzhna pomoshch' iz Ameriki!" "DA!" Back at NOAA Houston: Did those Russians say they needed our help!? Johnson: Unveliabable, they forgot we have nukes. Johnson: Nuke launch to Iran, Main? Main: Alliance is valid, launching nuke After 20 years of great conflicts and wars. After 1 year of the thermonuclear war known as the 'The Great Mushroom War' After 600 years of Earth recovering from the Nuclear Radiation Most countries have been obliberated, 1/2 of the human population still remains. Remains of Atlanta, Georgia Year 2621 Vladimir Pander Forget about those wars, we've got enough dead humans, I don't need this shit anymore Fuck off with the army, without armies in the entire world, this would not happened I'm resingning... [30 minutes later] Holy shit, lots of Juggernauts everywh- what the hell. Are those horses? Why are they talking? Bah! Radiation is getting into me. Wait, they are talking! Wait what! HNG! NO! HELP! *signal loss* Central Intellegence Agency. CIA Host 1: Yep, he got molested by one of em' CIA Host 2: Dem' Sentient Ponies, I'm afraid they will take over our planet. Johnson Alex: The world we destroyed Johnson Alex: This soil is useless, our plants have died, let them take care of our planet and see how good they do. CIA Host 10: What the hell! There are some people there that look like those characters from the 2010 show 'Adventure Time' Johnson Alex: What are you talking about!? Of course they look like em' Radiation got their DNA mutated. Alexei De' Madrid[Madrid]: Let them fight against each other, let them take care of themselves, hell they might do better than us. 1,000 years later Captain Pander.EXE Year 1621 B.A.T[Before Advanced Technology] Captain Pander.EXE: WE CAN'T LET EQUESTRIA TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE FOREVER!!! Celestia: ATTACK THOSE PITIFUL HUMANS! ATTACK! Buzzkill: Yeah, right. *LOUD BOOM* *BULLETS* *CANNONBALLS* Captain Pander.EXE: We got a recent update, The Land of Ooo is getting invaded by Imperial Equestria. Task Force 242: We are going to have to withdraw your units to The Land of Ooo, Hang on in-*STATIC* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sat2: Um, apparently Central is telling me to look at the dark side of Earth. Central: Yeah, uh, USNMDF is telling us to get some kind of feed from your HelmentCam Central: There it is Sat2, keep tracking the bogey Sat2: Looks like some rocket. ISS Control: Yeah, we have no Satellite launches today, now do we. Sat2: That is no rocket. USNMDF: EMP Launch from Equestria, LAUNCH THE FUCKING ANTI-ROCKET MISSILES!!! Sat2: Readying- *BOOOM!* *Most lights near the EMP go out.* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------End of Chapter 1 Part 2 will be finished, someday.