The Bad Chapter (only read if riffing)
Author's Note
Fun Fact: This was published on December 14, 2015. I only now got to post it here. Trust me, more is coming.
The Bad Chapter (only read if riffing)
Author's Note: I love boobs. Also, sorry for all the ellipsis.
Rain...again. I looked into the gray and black clouds and the seemingly endless rain. 'It only just started pouring, so it's gonna be a while for it to clear up,' I think to myself. Rain always takes too long. I am glad the animals are getting drinking water and showers too. I may like lightning, but rain sometimes can be too much. Fortunately, I always have something to take my mind off of it. Thank you, video games. As I'm about to sink my metaphorical teeth into Pokemon Alpha Sapphire, I hear a knock at my...window?
"Hey! It's raining cats and dogs. Could ya' stand to let a girl in?" I knew it was her the moment she made a snarky remark. I turn to the window and see a very arousing sight. My friend, Rainbow Dash, soaking wet, wearing latex sports clothes. Her generous H-cup breasts bounced on her cyan body, her long rainbow hair matted to her back and her tight behind...eh...not really an ass person, but it was cute. I could tell from the look she gave me that I was dead in a few seconds if I didn't let her in, so I used a very easy open spell on the window and let her in...oh yeah...
I should mention that since my home is a two story building, you might be wondering how she got up to the window. See, this world is full of anthropomorphic equines/ponies. I was thrust into this world at around 17 years old and have grown alongside Dash and her friends, who are roughly the same age as me. Earth Ponies, like our friends Applejack and Pinkie, had a knack for produce/confection selling as well as strength to boot. Unicorns, like our friend Rarity, have magical abilities channeled through their horn on their head. Pegasi like Dash and our friend Fluttershy can fly using retractable wings and control the weather. Alicorns like Twilight and I have all three. And that's it...wait...Am I forgetting anything....OH SHI...
I levitate a towel to Dashie. "Thanks...I totally forgot they scheduled a shower," she said drying herself off, her breasts bouncing with every rub. My little friend was getting excited.
'SHIT! Not now! I hope she doesn't notice.'
"Dude, can I use the shower?" she asked. I snapped out of my staring contest with her tits.
"Yeah. Go right ahead," I reply. So I went back to playing Pokemon AS...
"Can you wait outside for me?" I wasn't even able to finish my narration before she threw me another curveball.
"Why?" I rightfully ask. She goes quiet.
"I get nervous about people seeing me naked. I worry people I don't want seeing me naked will and, worst case scenario, try to rape me. I know I look sexy, but even I have fears." She gets close to me. "I trust you because you are my friend and would never be that cruel...and thankfully this isn't a rapefic," she winks at me. Did she break the fourth wall again? I really need some 4th Wall Tape from Pinkie...'in case of 4th Wall emergencies,' she said. I nod and solute in agreement. She turns and heads for the shower and I sit next to the door, hear the shower go on, mute Pokemon and play for two minutes until I hear a moan...oh shit, I'm getting aroused again.
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I turn on the shower and head inside. 'Green. I'm so grateful we became friends,' I begin to think. 'Ever since he showed up in my life, everything has been so awesome...'
I start to remember last week. When he was, once again, there for me when others weren't.
-
"Where is he?" I talk to myself and try not to tear the menu in two while doing so. 'The least he could do is have better insight on his schedule. Worse yet, he's stood me up four times in a row already. Why do I do this to myself? ...No. I shouldn't have to put up with this. I gave him a chance, but I can't take it anymore.'
"Waiter. I...uh..." He looked at me and I could tell he knew just by looking.
"Stood you up? I understand. I'll put it on his tab" I smiled at that.
"Thanks." I snached my handbag and headed to the exit. As if on cue, he texted me...and here came the one recurring reason why this kept happening. He's busy at work and "forgot." I could forgive once...maybe twice, but four...five times now. This is unacceptable. I know he's a captain in the Wonderbolts, but Soarin really did it this time. I text him something I should have two "dates" ago: "It's over."
I followed up with: "I understand you have a busy job, but you should be able to make time for me. After five stood ups, I can't take it. I hope we can still be friends though. I hope you understand." I may be rash or crass, but I'm not a jerk. I think we can all agree this was for the best.
Anyway, I land at our house...Green, Scoot's and I's (Twi would kill me if I didn't use proper grammar). I open the door and sigh. I could already feel the tears begin to build. But I can't look like this in front of Green. I have an image...kinda...maybe...eh...idk. "I'm home" I exclaim...that doesn't seem right...how about holla...too 80's...shout...there we go. Green was playing Bioshock as he paused it and looked at me.
"Aren't you home early, Ms. Dash," he quipped. "Let me guess: stood up again?" I nod and walk to the couch. "I never liked him. Seems too wrapped up in his work to see the beautiful opportunity in front of him," he said looking at me. I blush...why did I blush?
"I just...I...I..." And here come the waterworks. "Waaaaaaaahaaaahaaahaah" I whale as I grab onto Green and hold him close to my chest. My face is covered in tears...I feel so helpless...and useless. "Why did I try another time?! He's always too busy for me. I never learn?! I just want somepony reliable. Is that so much to ask?" I continue to sob. Suddenly, I hear a levitation spell cue.
"Here," he levitates a box of tissues next to me. I wipe away some tears and notice his cheeks are tinted red.
'He's blushing?' I think to myself. 'And he's not denying my breasts being in his face. Usually, when he has a face full of breasts, he tries to get out of them asap. Why not now?'
"That jerk!" he starts, grinding his teeth. "Treating you like an afterthought! IF HE KNOWS WHAT'S GOOD FOR HIM, HE'LL NEVER SHOW HIS FACE AROUND HERE AGAIN! IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN, I'LL-"
"STOP!" I shout, grateful Scootaloo is at the Apples place for a sleepover so she can't here us yelling. "It's not all his fault. Being a captain of a militia for Celestia, captain of the W Force squad of the Air Force and Captain of the Wonderbolts leaves him very little time for anything. I know, five times is really shotty for missed dates, but I can understand why he couldn't make it. I just can't rely on someone with so little time for others. I made the mistake to not take that into account."
"Even with all that said," he began. "He should make time for you." He hugs me. I suddenly am reminded of one of the last track meets I had in College. Scoots was there on the edge of the bleachers, cheering me on. I remember he ran up to her, most likely trying to catch up on what happened while he was away getting snacks. With that memory, I realize that he is incredibly reliable, even if he is away, he makes time not just for me, but for Scootaloo. He's almost always at her races. Even if he misses a few, he always tries to make up for it. He's kind and reliable...wait...
I...I...am SUCH AN IDIOT! I've been looking for love in ponies like Soarin...my idols...but now I realize how blind I was to not look in my best friend for companionship...compassion...I...love him.
-
I start to feel warm...not the water...but near my breasts and my clit.
'He helps everypony no matter the scale of the problem, he shows up to my track meets, he cheers me on when I'm doing sports, he loves video games and doesn't let me win.'
"...ohhhhhhhh."
I feel up my breasts...soft and perky...big and round...plush and...sexy...the jiggling, bouncing titflesh and...sensitivity is turning me on.
'He always loved my breasts...but he cares about me more...one time, he picked me up from practice when it got rained out...he clearly saw my soaking wet breasts...but I don't mind when it's him...'
"...ohhhhhhhhhhh!"
I pinch my nipples and moan once more. 'I know he loves my breasts...and he doesn't think I'm a whore...He loves me the way I am...He treats me like an equal...not like an object...he doesn't see me as a tomboy, but as a person...'
I lower my hand to my clit and rub the nub. I moan loudly...I'm sure he heard it now.
'He loves me. I know he does. I can't take it anymore...I need him...his touch...his fur...his penis...'
-
"Grrreeeen. Can you come in here...please?" Dash says in the sexiest voice I've ever heard from her. I put down my New 3DS and hesitantly open the door. The smell was the first thing that got my attention. Fresh air and grass sents were lightly sprinkled in the air, but the dominant smell caught me off guard...green apple? Yeah...I'd recognize it anywhere. My shampoo and lots of it apparently was being used. I could roughly distinguish a cyan and rainbow blob in the shower. I mentally put "Replace Shower Door" in my mind as I tread carefully.
"Dash..." I said hesitantly.
"I know you like me." I blush. "I like you too...a lot actually." She blushes.
"I trust you...I know you would never hurt me," she continued. "I want you to...touch me." Whoa...that is forward...but if she's ok with it, so am I. "Come in here, please." She has to be very nervous...she's being formal. She's usually confident and cocky. Speaking of, my cocky is almost at full attention. I didn't want to keep Dashie waiting too long, so I quickly undressed and opened the shower door and closed it behind me. The sight was sexy beyond words, but I shall try to describe it.
Regardless of the previous rain on her, she was even more beautiful than before. Her long hair was even more matted and flowed down her back. Her skin was wet and clean. Her butt looked as smooth as a fillies. And her breasts...oh man. Her H-cups were pillowing, but somehow generously perky. I never would have imagined such an athletic mare would be overendowed with such oversized pillows, but she flaunted the records to prove they were genuine when I asked. Her nipples, meanwhile, were thimbles, harder than usual as far as I could recall. The overendowed mare looked at me with a lust that would rival a hungry tiger. "Touch them," she said.
As I stared at her beautiful visage, something in me changed. All the shyness melted away and my primal instincts kicked in. 'I'll do her one better' I thought. I lunged at her, putting my lips to hers...and cupped her breasts. She moaned in my mouth in ecstasy. I've never kissed her before...at least as far as I know, so this kiss meant the world to me, and it did not disappoint. You know how peo...ponies say fireworks go off when kissing your lover or something like that...well, this was millions of Electrodes and Banzai Bills going off, it was so amazing. Judging by her moans, I think it was mutual. As the water cascaded on us, we kissed passionately as I held her right breast in my right hand and felt my hand through her long hair in my left. Silky smooth...It feels so good.
Our lips parted, I took my left hand and put it on her other breast and fondled it as well as her left one. Her moans got more erratic and louder with every squeeze. Those milk bags were amazing on my hands. She got a hungry look in her eye and quickly connected out mouths once more. As I kept squeezing her boobs, she moaned more and more hungrily, wanting more. The constant rubbing of her paradoxically perky bosom and thimble like nipples intensified her moaning every second. "I...I'm gonna cum..." She said breathily. I decided to do a quick position change. I put my mouth in her clit and went at it like a kid with ice cream. I licked more than I ever thought I would lick anything in my life. I looked up at her. She was smiling and moaning in ecstasy the whole time. I couldn't help but smile too. All I wanted to do was make her happy...hopefully I can continue to do so.
And at that last thought, she came, squirting her cum all over my face. I tried to swallow as much as I could, but most of it got washed away in the water in about 30 seconds. "Green," she began. "Now it's your turn." She picked me up and put me to the shower wall. "You've done a lot for me, Green. Now I can be a good marefriend and make things fair." Wait...marefriend...we're a couple...Sweet! Suddenly, she inserted my meat in her mouth like a popsicle junkie, licking and sucking it like no tomorrow.
"Aahhhhhhhhhhhhh," I couldn't help but eagerly moan. It felt so good. She licked it up and down, with just as much precision and energy as her flying and sports. I groaned, moaned loving every minute of it. Every lick felt better than the last...so good. Never have I ever felt this good before. But I didn't want to leave her out. I caressed her bosom with both hands. She moaned in pleasure as I grunted and moaned as well. The pleasure built...rising...climbing ever higher...until... "I'm...gonna....CUUUUMMMMMM!!" Her mouth, filled of cum and...she swallowed all of it...in ten seconds?! I'm still surprised.
"Time for a big finish," she said. She laid down, water pouring down on her lower body. She looked at me expectantly, but I decided to exceed expectations once more: I slowly traced my fingers near her clit for a bit before tracing it with my penis. She moaned and groaned. "Hurry...up...alread-AAAAAAAAH!" She suddenly moaned loudly as I inserted my dick in her.
"Too fast?" I joked. She pouted.
"It's gonna take a lot more tha-AHH!" She stopped to moan as I caressed her right breast in my right hand, playing with her nipple as my mouth sucked on the left nipple. I thrusted harder and harder, faster and faster, Dashie moaning all the while. Her bosom, plush and soft. The titflesh felt like putty in my hands. The lust I feel is outweighed by how much I want to give Dashie pleasure. I want to satisfy her and give her the best sex I can. "Yes...more...Keep going..." I glad she's happy...time for the big finish. I grab her mounds with both hands as I give her the longest, most passionate kiss I can muster. We moan and scream loudly in ecstasy as we cum together. Semen and vaginal juices flowing from her hole as we soak in all the pleasure we just made. "ha...ha...that...was...awesome...and hot..." she says breathlessly. Suddenly, I felt weak in the knees and began to sway...I couldn't keep balance anymore...I felt sleepy. I collapsed. "Green.....g...ree...n.........." I blacked out.
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"ugh..." My eyes open as I see only a cyan blob at first.
"...G...green? You ok?" She asked. I shook my head and saw Dashie there beside me...in bed..."You ok, stud?" She asked coyly.
"What happened?" I asked.
"Passed out...Did I make you feel too good?" she said mock sympathy on her face. I blushed.
"heh...heh," I laughed unenthused.
"Well...to be honest, after I turned off the shower and dragged you to bed, I passed out too. So I guess we're even there too," she
chuckled. I begin to blush.
"You said... you were my marefriend in there..."
"...If you'll have me..." I could only do one thing in response. I grabbed her and planted my best kiss in her mouth. Even she was shocked, judging by her widened eyes. I pulled out of it.
"Only if you'll have me as a coltfriend." We laughed an kissed until Scootaloo came home. Boy, do we have stuff to tell her.
