It takes a certain type of mare to score some crazy tail! I can't say I'm Celestia herself, but I can tell you I'm not the average pony.

A Little bit of leg goes a long way in my story... well... that and a little extra under the skirt--but having a big dick and a lustrous feminine body wasn't the only thing that got me where I am. Believe it or not, I had to fight for it. Real fighting. With a sword and spilled blood. What I'm about to tell you is the adventure I took which ended me up nailing some of the cutest damn ponies I've met.

Being a member of the Crystal Guard got me long ways in life and I took a little different path than most and with a little bit of luck, it brought me victory, fame, and a whole lot of ass! Take a seat, light a cigarette, it's a long story.

(An Original Cover by my good friend Mercy http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24360683/ )