Bathtub Goodness

“BAAAH!” Fusions yelled out as he collapsed through the door, wearing a formal looking suit and tie

Fusion was finally done with the first day of his brand new job as a math teacher, cause he got fired from his old job as a bartender for drinking all of the gin and stealing some of the bottles for himself. Shiny trotted to the hallway to see Fusion laying on the floor, breathing heavily and his eyes closed.

“Um.. how was the first day at work?” Shiny said softly, looking at him with a both confused and concerned expression on her face

“Well…”

~Flashback~

“Alright class, today we will be learning the beauty of mathemat- AAAH!!” Fusion suddenly yelped out, dodging a paper airplane “WHO THREW THAT?!”

Everyone pointed at Scootaloo, Fusion’s judging red hot eyes staring at the homeless filly.

“W-what? I didn’t throw that.. heh..hehe…” Scootaloo said silently, slowly getting out of her seat, ready to bolt out of the classroom

“Scootaloo... get on your fucking knees in front of me…” Fusion ordered

Sweetie Belle blushed and Scootaloo slowly followed his order and got on her knees in front of a pissed off looking math teacher, scared of what would happen if she didn’t do as she was told.

“Open your mouth…” Fusion gave out the next order

Scootaloo slowly opened her mouth, shaking in what horrible thing would follow.

“This is just like the thing that I saw Rarity do with that stallion last week! I wonder what horrible thing she did to deserve that…” Sweetie Belle thought to herself

“And now….moo like a cow for the rest of the lesson” Fusion said firmly, the whole class gasping in horror

Scootaloo’s ears dropped and gave out a quiet moo.

“Louder!” Fusion yelled, picking up a apple from the teacher's desk and throwing it at Scootaloo’s head

“..Moo!” Scootaloo moo’ed, a bit louder this time

“Fucking…. LOUDER!”

“MOO!”

“Finally! Good girl” Fusion said, patting her head as she continued moo'ing

“Sir, what does fucking mean?” Apple Bloom asked, tilting her head to the side

“It’s the thing that mommy and daddy do in bed” Fusion answered as calmly as he could, his ears releasing hot steams of anger

“Oooooooh… so it’s another word for sleeping” Apple Bloom proudly said to herself “I AM FUCKING TONIGHT!” She yelled out as she wrote her new found word on a piece of paper

Fusion facehoofed as he watched Scootaloo moo’ing in front of him, today was gonna be interesting…

~Back to now~

“..Lets just say it was a stressful first day at work” Fusion said, slowly getting up and throwing his disgustingly formal looking tie across the hallway

Shiny blinked a couple times, trying to recollect her thoughts from what the fuck she just heard. She shook her head as Fusion started heading upstairs.

“And where are you going now? I made bacon especially for you” Shiny asked, looking up at him

“I’m gonna go take a shower, I feel like Micheal Jackson… so pretty much covered in children and dead” Fusion plainly said, going into the bathroom and shutting the door behind him

Shiny tilted her head and went back into the kitchen, picking up Fusion’s tie with her magic on the way.

“Ugh, kids nowdays just don’t understand the amazing word of numbers and mathematics” Fusion said to himself, filling up the bathtub with steamy hot water

Fusion took off his scarf and placed it on the sink next to the bathtub. His scarf was a special part of him that he couldn’t go even a day without, it was just that special. His scarf contained many amazing wonders, such as different flavoured condoms, a knife and special glasses that allow him to go to a special place called “Bacon Land” which is a world completely made out of bacon.

As the bathtub was close to full, Fusion turned the water tap off and started to climb into the bathtub. The water was hot, but it was the perfect type of hot. It was hot, but not scolding hot, it was just right.

“Ahhhhh, that’s some gooooood shiet” Fusion sighed as he laid down, his whole body being submerged in relaxing hot water

He closed his eyes, breathing softly as his body was finally able to relax and float free. He laid like that for hours and hours, he was finally free. No more children, no more stress, no more hiding his boner in front of kids because he was thinking of the playcolt magazine that he was reading last night, just… freedom

*KNOCK KNOCK*

“WHYYYYYYY?!?!?! WHO IS IT NOW!??!?!” Fusion screamed out, sitting up and staring at the door with narrowed eyes

“U-um.. it’s just me, Shiny” Shiny said slowly, backing away a bit “I-I can come back later, its oke”

“No it’s fine” Fusion said, shaking his head “Come on in”

Shiny slowly opened the door and peeped inside, looking at Fusion laying in the bathtub, her cheeks going a little red.

“O-oh, you’re already in the bathtub.. u-umm..” Shiny looked down a bit, trying to think of the right words to say, her cheeks progressively growing redder and redder “I-I’ll just come back later”

“Nahnahnahnahnah, say it” Fusion said, smirking a bit

“I was going to take a bath after you, b-but you’re still… um..I’ll come back later” Shiny forced out, turning around and heading back out of the bathroom

“Wait, how about you take the bath with me” Fusion said, winking

Shiny’s whole face went red, her eyes looking at Fusion.

“U-ummm.. O-oke”

Fusion grinned as he watched Shiny climb into the bathtub and sit down infront of him.

“Isn’t the water amazing? Its soooooo niiiiice” Fusion said, stretching a little bit

“Mhm” Shiny hummed, starting to relax whilst her cheeks were still hot red

“Common, let me clean your mane for ya” Fusion said, grabbing the nearby shampoo bottle

“Um, oke..” Shiny quietly said, getting closer to Fusion and turning around so he was facing her back

Fusion soaked up her mane with water and started to apply the shampoo, slow swirls of shampoo landing on her golden yellow mane. Once there was enough shampoo on her mane, Fusion started to slowly rub the shampoo into her mane with slow circular hoof motions. Shiny sighed in relief, closing her eyes as she was able to relax more. Fusion enjoyed the feeling of her mane, it was so smooth and beautiful, but at the same time Shiny’s whole body was smooth and beautiful so it didn’t come that much of a surprise.

“Would you like me to clean you somewhere else?~” Fusion whispered in her ear, one of his hooves trailing down her belly

Shiny looked down on his hoof and began blushing again, they both knew where this was going.