"Sir, are you sure about this?" My Man-At-Arms asked, clearly nervous.

"Well so far this gate has not followed any of the rules of a normal Oblivion Gate, there are things upside down out there for Azuras sake!" I say

"I still think that hitting the Sigil stone with a rock is a bad idea." He replied

"Well what should we do? This gate needs closed, or Bruma will surely dall, just like Kavatch." I say

Now, I know you are all confused, you did just come in after all! Let me get you up to speed, the Imperial in steel armor is Florentius, he is not who we are gathered here to see today. Now the Dunmer in that odd armor, he is called by many name...but for now we shall refer to him as Reaper. Reaper has been assigned to close an Oblivion gate outside of Bruma, as it would surely be destroyed by the Daedra. So far the gate itself has been unlike any other he has ever encountered. Things were distorted, and Daedra were actually helping him to get to the Sigil Stone. It was total chaos, and thus earned the name The Chaos Gate. We are at the point in which Reaper decides to throw a rock at the Sigil stone, a man after my own heart.

After I throw the rock, the gate becomes unstable and collapses, however when my vision returns I find I am not in the middle of a field near Bruma. I am in the middle of a town, filled with anthropomorphic horses...I take a good look around, and spot a forest. Something in my mind is telling me to go to the forest, and away from these horses, and I proceeded to do just that. As calmly as I can, I do a full 360, and walk directly towards the forest. I was about 2 meters away from the forest, when I felt a spell bounce off my shoulder, I calmly turn around to see an anthro purple unicorn glaring at me.

"Do we have a problem?" I ask

"Yes, you used dark magic to teleport into Ponyville!" She says

"Excuse me? Are you accusing me of using that accursed magic?" I ask, slightly offended

"I'm not accusing you of anything, I'm telling you what you did!" She says casting another spell at me via her horn

I put up a Ward to block it (Yes I know, Wards are a skyrim thing...just bear with me) "So, instead of coming with backup, you decided to charge head-first at what you assume is someone who can use dark magic?" I ask, questioning her logic

"Ye-" she starts to reply, suddenly realizing her error

"You are very lucky you were wrong in your assumption, now if you'll excuse me I must find a way to get back to Tamriel." I say turning back around, and attempting to walk away. As I do so I feel another spell hit my shoulder. "Now, you attack a man who has not attacked you in any way, while his back is turned. You are not very bright, are you?" I asked as I turn around

"I'll have you know I'm the princesses personal protege, an-"

"you attacked without provocation or a justifiable reason, which could be considered an act of War for most species I know, you are attacking somebody who is wearing armor, and is armed. Tell me, did your princess teach you these things... or is your species naturally this thick?" I ask, shutting her up indefinitely. " I would like to meet this princess of yours, so please do tell her to meet me here tomorrow, and if any of your species follows me or attempts to attack me they shall perish. Good day." I say before again turning around and walking into the forest. No spell hit me this time, and I heard rapid footsteps heading in the opposite direction of me, hopefully she is getting her princess.

Whilst in the forest I noticed wolves made of pure wood, and for some reason they were afraid of me.I also saw what seemed to be a striped tribal pony, and she spoke in rhyme. We had a nice little conversation regarding the idiocy of ponies, and I found that she was a Zebra. After the chat she warned me of the other dangers in this forest, such as Hydras, and Manticores. It mattered little to me, as all I was focused on was finding a tree to sleep in, that and I had armor that prevented most types of natural attacks, like claws for example. It took a while, as I had to test a few branches till I found a tree that I could climb safely, and by the time I found one the sun was starting to set. It would have taken longer without Zecoras help. It took very little time for me to fall fast asleep, and oddly enough I dreamed of cheese.

Author's Note

The first of hopefully many chapters, I say hopefully because writers block. Feel free to tell me whats wrong with this story, or if I am trash at this and need to stop. Anything really, I could care less if it was hate.