Knight of Tamriel, Warrior of Equis

by Sharp77

Q&A

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Hi there, now before we begin I need to clarify who is speaking, afterwards it's time for the Q&A!
Reaper
Kyra
Dances-with-Death
Alyx

You done yet? Can we start now?

I guess we can Alyx. Kyra, is Dances-with-Death done with his mental breakdown?

Yes, he seems to be fine.

Okay then, onto the questions!

Hunter Redflame asks: Where, on the ye olde D&D character disposition square, would each of you be?

Chaotic good, you little dove.

Neutral good, mostly.

True Neutral.

Believe it or not, Lawful neutral.

kingmoonwar85 asks(?): all hail Sheogorath and a ... I have had a brine fart were am I agen

Reaper, I think this one was directed towards you.

Though I may be the new Prince of Chaos, it does not mean I would understand Chaos...however I like your style sir. Also you are in one of many realities.

flufpufhuf asks: Fish on a stick?

No thanks

Who do you want killed? How? And when?

Sure, why not?

I LOVE FISH! I SHALL CHERISH THIS GIFT!

Pladimir Vutin asks: Why does Sheogorath hate me?

Reaper, another for you I think.

Well, Sheo is...was the Daedric Prince of Chaos, so it's hard to tell with him. Maybe you gave him bad cheese...or good cheese.

zoruatrainer66 asks: Are you guys going to introduce tamrielan holidays

You mean like the New Life festival?

Well Yes! Of course we are! Like in the next chapter we are going to be-

Alyx, sweetheart...don't spoil things for the readers. Yes we will be bringing some Tamreilen Holidays in.

And last one. shadowgod3211 asks: hey are you guys gonna kick blueballs in the dick?

I'd rather a duel. More honor that way.

Dove...you gave me an idea.

No no, I'm a thief. Besides, he's actually a very nice individual outside of public view.

Yes, I have to agree with Dances-with-Death. But if he steps out of line? He'll be called 'Noballs' for a while.


Author's Note

Well that's all she wrote folks, HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAY!

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