Knight of Tamriel, Warrior of Equis

by Sharp77

The 'questionaire'

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After the little confrontation in the Plaza, we asked Tia if we could borrow the dungeons. Her reaction was...well...

"You want to use it for WHAT?"

"For what us Tamrielens use them for! Torture, and all around brutal things!" Alyx said with a gleeful tone

"NO, we don't. We want it to have a...'chat' with our newly acquired, uhh...'friends?'" Kyra said nervously

"Okay, even I can tell you are lying...and I have been on the moon for a thousand years!" Luna said, emerging suddenly from the corner of the room

"Lulu your sister is being mean, she won't share the dungeons with us!" Alyx said in a childish tone

"Dear Mother, you are as childish as Pinkie Pie!" Celestia said, irritated

"Now Tia, why don't you let the Warriors from a warlike world have the dungeons for a little. After all, what kind of host would we be if we didn't share something with them." Luna said, her face in danger of colliding with Celestia's

"...good point. Well, you may use them on one condition. No killing." Celestia said in a stern tone

"Aww....take the fun out of everything." Alyx said, her arms folding in like a pouting toddlers would

"Don't worry, I know plenty of ways to get my information without killing the subject." I said "Now, if you could have a gua-"

"No need for guards, I have the fourth wall. It is that-a-way!" Alyx said, somehow grabbing all of us and running faster than any Mer or Man possibly could. Within a few short seconds we all fell to the floor in a heap. "We're here! Now to the fun torture time!"

It took us a few seconds to get each pirate into a separate cell. Once we knew who the ringleader was, we each decided to do our torture methods separately. Dances-with-Death, for whatever reason, decided that he would see what other info he could get out of the henchmen.

First up was Alyx. She lurked around in the shadows, just outside the pirates peripherals. "Well hello there little dove, it seems that you are a bit lost. You don't belong here, I'll show you where you belong." Alyx said, before suddenly rushing up to his side, holding a dagger to his throat. "You little dove, I have you all to myself. You have a choice, don't ya know. You can talk, and end this torment now." She said, casting a fear spell "Or we could get to know what a Gryphon's insides look like on the outside." She started giggling like a madwoman after that.

"I will never talk...DEMON!" He said, spitting in her face

"Ugh, how rude. Kyra I think I found your brother from another dimension!" Alyx called out "Oh, and it's your turn dove."

"Well, time to see just how cocky this guy is. I know only one Surefire way of getting him to talk...and if that doesn't work, then he is all yours." Kyra said to me before pulling a chair into the room with the captain. "Now, we can do this one of two ways. Easy, or Difficult...your choice."

"Ha, does the kitty not wa-" Kyra silenced him by cutting off airflow to his throat. She then threw the chair to one side, and unsheathed a dagger.

"Ever been circumcised?" Kyra asked, dagger inching dangerously close to the pirate's groin.

The pirate grinned slightly, before simply saying "Eunuch."

"...Well, he is all yours Reaper." Kyra said.

I walked in, and locked eyes with the scum.

"Let me guess you are going to kill me with kindness?" He said in a sarcastic manner

"No quite." I said before embedding my Grummite dagger into his thigh, and punching him in the beak. "Now, before we begin let me make one thing clear...I care little for your insignificant life, and I will kill you if you do not tell me what I want to know. Now, where is your prisoner?" I ask

"I ai-" I cut him off by punching him again

"Final warning, then I take things up a notch. Where is your prisoner?" I ask

"I ref-" Again, punched in the face

"Now, I'm going to take that knife out of your thigh, and I'm going to start cutting off strips of your flesh. I will then cook those strips of flesh, and feed them to you...unless you want to tell me where your prisoner is, then none of that happens." I said, seething hatred from every fiber of my being

"What the buck are you?" He asked, clearly afraid

"I AM THE SPEAKER OF THE BLACK HAND, THE NEW DAEDRIC GOD OF CHAOS! I. AM. THE. REAPER...and you? Hahaha, you are as insignificant as a grain of sand. Now, your prisoner...WHERE?"


Author's Note

Added dark tag...cause torture. More backstory on Reaper in the next chapter, and I really hope you all enjoyed.

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