Sandlestia

The sun shines down on the beach of Canterlot. The ocean roars across connecting to the brown mushy sand. The sand burns from the heat of the sun. And the seagulls soared through the beautiful blue sky with big puffy white clouds.

Princess Celestia and Discord were enjoying their vacation at the beach as a date. Discord was sitting on a chair and Celestia was on her towel with the colors of her flowing mane and tail. She had her eyes closed as the sun beamed down on her fur, the shine making her mane brighter.

Discord used a paw to block the sun from his eyes. "It's pretty bright out here.", he said.

"Well, Discord, it won't be a great day at the beach if there's no bright sun.", Celestia said. "The sand needs to be hot. But, not too hot. It was warm when we stepped on it."

"I feel like I want to do something around here.", Discord said. He grinned, scheming. "Something dangerous."

"Now, Discord.", Celestia said. "We had an agreement. I brought you over here to spend some time together, not so that you would cause trouble on the beach."

Discord was disappointed. "Yeah, I guess you're right, I take it too far with chaos.", he said. "But, we need to do some fun, you're just sitting on your towel relaxing in the sun."

"Well, I am the princess of the sun.", Celestia stated. "But, I guess we can do something fun, but nothing chaotic, you hear me?"

"Yes, whatever you say, Princess.", Discord said. He scratched his chin as he thought of ideas. After a while, he finally got one. "I know what we can do that is fun."

"What is it, Discord?", Celestia asked.

"I can bury you in the sand.", Discord said.

The two went silent, until the white princess broke it. "Bury me... in the sand?", she asked. "Doesn't that mean you cover up somepony's body with sand?"

"Of course it is.", Discord said. "And let me tell you, it will be so relaxing for you."

Celestia gave Discord a sheepish smirk. "Ha. Who needs sand when you have to relax?", she scoffed. "The sun's hot enough where it helps you relax even more. You know, I have heard of burying before. I've seen fillies get buried in the sand, but I'm not a filly."

"Please, Princess.", Discord said. "One time when me and Fluttershy took a vacation here, I told her all about being buried in the sand, I did it and being stuck in the sand didn't even bother the sweet mare. I'll assure you'll be like her if you accept my request, yes? Do you trust me, Princess?"

Celestia knows that she's the princess of the sun, and the sun is all she need to help her relax. But, if Discord's going to assure she'll be like Fluttershy when she was buried, she's going to have to submit what's coming to her. "Ok, Discord, if you think I'll be like Fluttershy when you buried her, then it will be fine that you bury me.", she said. "I trust you."

"Thank you, Celestia.", Discord said. "You'll have no idea how much of a great experience it will be for you."

Celestia found a spot on the sand and laid down on her back. Discord sat on his knees next to Celestia's body. He hovered his claws over the princess's belly to make sure she's completely laying down. He snapped his fingers for a sand bucket. He scooped up some sand in his bucket and poured it on Celestia's smooth plump white belly. He scooped three more scoops of sand and put the first scoop on her chest and made a huge mountain on the belly, before Celestia lifts her head up and speaks to him.

"You're burying me in the sand, Discord.", Celestia said, leaning her head back into the sand.

"That's right, Celly-Belly.", Discord said, scooping sand and pouring it on Celestia's waist.

Celestia lifts her head. "This is relaxing, Discord.", she said, leaning her head back again.

"Well, this sand is relaxing, is it?", Discord said, scooping sand and pouring it on Celestia's flanks. It took four large scoops of sand to cover up Celestia's hooves.

Celestia lifted her head once more. "The sand is pinning my hooves down, Discord.", she said, putting her head down once again.

"That's right, Sunny. And I'm pressing the sand down to pin your legs even more.", Discord said, patting the sand down on Celestia's hind legs. He didn't want to forget the princess's flowing tail, so he covered it up for the fun of it. Well, it won't even flow anymore if it was covered by sand. He scooped loads of sand and poured them on Celestia's front hooves.

The sand was making it hard for Celestia get out of it. She lifts her head up another time. "I can't move, Discord.", she said, laying her head down. The sand was like a hard blanket on the ground.

"That's because this mountain of sand that's on you is getting bigger and bigger. It'll pin you down easily.", Discord said, scooping more sand and patting it down on the sun princess.

Celestia got her head comfortable in the sand and relaxed. "I'm falling asleep in the hardened sand, Discord.", she said. This time, she didn't lift her head up to look at him burying her. She kept her eyes closed. "So, keep burying me."

"Alright, Celestia, you sleep while I cover you up with sand.", Discord said, brushing sand to the top of the hill and patting it down. He pushed the sand down with his tough strength. He wanted to make it hard for Celestia. He sure is a troublemaker at times, but being buried in the sand is a fun activity, a great feeling of relaxation.

Celestia began to snore. She was nearly gone. "I'm snoring, Discord.", she said. She continued the snoring as her head sank in the soft sand. She was doing some kind of snore that Pinkie Pie snores like all the time. As for the snoring, it wasn't high-pitched. In fact, Pinkie Pie's the one who's high-pitched her whole life. Celestia's voice is much deeper than Pinkie's. But, what gives? Celestia and Pinkie Pie both have different voices, which means they don't sound alike.

"Well then, you're the snorer in the sand.", Discord stated, brushing more sand onto Celestia.

"It feels good to be stuck in the sand, Discord.", Celestia said, feeling more relaxed than she ever was in her life.

"Is that so?", Discord asked, raising an eyebrow.