Sandlestia

by CAPTAIN YOSHI HD

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Discord, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance
Length: 2208

Discord buries Celestia in the sand.

Discord and Celestia go to the beach and Discord asks Celestia if he can bury her in the sand.

Published 2017-10-30 06:50:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-10-30 06:50:06 UTC

The Plot Of The Story

The sun shines down on the beach of Canterlot. The ocean roars across connecting to the brown mushy sand. The sand burns from the heat of the sun. And the seagulls soared through the beautiful blue sky with big puffy white clouds.

Princess Celestia and Discord were enjoying their vacation at the beach as a date. Discord was sitting on a chair and Celestia was on her towel with the colors of her flowing mane and tail. She had her eyes closed as the sun beamed down on her fur, the shine making her mane brighter.

Discord used a paw to block the sun from his eyes. "It's pretty bright out here.", he said.

"Well, Discord, it won't be a great day at the beach if there's no bright sun.", Celestia said. "The sand needs to be hot. But, not too hot. It was warm when we stepped on it."

"I feel like I want to do something around here.", Discord said. He grinned, scheming. "Something dangerous."

"Now, Discord.", Celestia said. "We had an agreement. I brought you over here to spend some time together, not so that you would cause trouble on the beach."

Discord was disappointed. "Yeah, I guess you're right, I take it too far with chaos.", he said. "But, we need to do some fun, you're just sitting on your towel relaxing in the sun."

"Well, I am the princess of the sun.", Celestia stated. "But, I guess we can do something fun, but nothing chaotic, you hear me?"

"Yes, whatever you say, Princess.", Discord said. He scratched his chin as he thought of ideas. After a while, he finally got one. "I know what we can do that is fun."

"What is it, Discord?", Celestia asked.

"I can bury you in the sand.", Discord said.

The two went silent, until the white princess broke it. "Bury me... in the sand?", she asked. "Doesn't that mean you cover up somepony's body with sand?"

"Of course it is.", Discord said. "And let me tell you, it will be so relaxing for you."

Celestia gave Discord a sheepish smirk. "Ha. Who needs sand when you have to relax?", she scoffed. "The sun's hot enough where it helps you relax even more. You know, I have heard of burying before. I've seen fillies get buried in the sand, but I'm not a filly."

"Please, Princess.", Discord said. "One time when me and Fluttershy took a vacation here, I told her all about being buried in the sand, I did it and being stuck in the sand didn't even bother the sweet mare. I'll assure you'll be like her if you accept my request, yes? Do you trust me, Princess?"

Celestia knows that she's the princess of the sun, and the sun is all she need to help her relax. But, if Discord's going to assure she'll be like Fluttershy when she was buried, she's going to have to submit what's coming to her. "Ok, Discord, if you think I'll be like Fluttershy when you buried her, then it will be fine that you bury me.", she said. "I trust you."

"Thank you, Celestia.", Discord said. "You'll have no idea how much of a great experience it will be for you."

Celestia found a spot on the sand and laid down on her back. Discord sat on his knees next to Celestia's body. He hovered his claws over the princess's belly to make sure she's completely laying down. He snapped his fingers for a sand bucket. He scooped up some sand in his bucket and poured it on Celestia's smooth plump white belly. He scooped three more scoops of sand and put the first scoop on her chest and made a huge mountain on the belly, before Celestia lifts her head up and speaks to him.

"You're burying me in the sand, Discord.", Celestia said, leaning her head back into the sand.

"That's right, Celly-Belly.", Discord said, scooping sand and pouring it on Celestia's waist.

Celestia lifts her head. "This is relaxing, Discord.", she said, leaning her head back again.

"Well, this sand is relaxing, is it?", Discord said, scooping sand and pouring it on Celestia's flanks. It took four large scoops of sand to cover up Celestia's hooves.

Celestia lifted her head once more. "The sand is pinning my hooves down, Discord.", she said, putting her head down once again.

"That's right, Sunny. And I'm pressing the sand down to pin your legs even more.", Discord said, patting the sand down on Celestia's hind legs. He didn't want to forget the princess's flowing tail, so he covered it up for the fun of it. Well, it won't even flow anymore if it was covered by sand. He scooped loads of sand and poured them on Celestia's front hooves.

The sand was making it hard for Celestia get out of it. She lifts her head up another time. "I can't move, Discord.", she said, laying her head down. The sand was like a hard blanket on the ground.

"That's because this mountain of sand that's on you is getting bigger and bigger. It'll pin you down easily.", Discord said, scooping more sand and patting it down on the sun princess.

Celestia got her head comfortable in the sand and relaxed. "I'm falling asleep in the hardened sand, Discord.", she said. This time, she didn't lift her head up to look at him burying her. She kept her eyes closed. "So, keep burying me."

"Alright, Celestia, you sleep while I cover you up with sand.", Discord said, brushing sand to the top of the hill and patting it down. He pushed the sand down with his tough strength. He wanted to make it hard for Celestia. He sure is a troublemaker at times, but being buried in the sand is a fun activity, a great feeling of relaxation.

Celestia began to snore. She was nearly gone. "I'm snoring, Discord.", she said. She continued the snoring as her head sank in the soft sand. She was doing some kind of snore that Pinkie Pie snores like all the time. As for the snoring, it wasn't high-pitched. In fact, Pinkie Pie's the one who's high-pitched her whole life. Celestia's voice is much deeper than Pinkie's. But, what gives? Celestia and Pinkie Pie both have different voices, which means they don't sound alike.

"Well then, you're the snorer in the sand.", Discord stated, brushing more sand onto Celestia.

"It feels good to be stuck in the sand, Discord.", Celestia said, feeling more relaxed than she ever was in her life.

"Is that so?", Discord asked, raising an eyebrow.

Good End

"Let me do one last scoop and you're done.", Discord said, as he made one last scoop of sand and poured it on the top of the hill that's on Celestia's body. He laid the palms of his claw and paw and pressed it down, making the mountain extremely hard. He went over to Celestia's head and petted the side of her head. He whispered in her ear. "Oh, Sweetheart.", he said.

Her eyes fluttered opened. "Yes, Discord?", she asked.

"What do you think?", Discord asked, making Celestia look at all the sand that's been poured on her body by him.

"This does feel... good.", Celestia said. "But, I can hardly move. I'm still breathing though. But, can you at least help me out of here, Discord?"

"Oh come on.", Discord said. "I thought you said this feels good." Instead of waiting for Celestia to answer him. He made a feather appear in his claw and stroked Celestia's neck up and down, making her laugh.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH! OH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DISCORD, STOP! NO TICKLES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", Celestia laughed.

"Ok.", Discord said, making the feather disappear.

Celestia caught her breath. The amounts of sand was making it hard for her to get her lungs filled with a lot of air. As soon as they were full, she took a long deep breath.

"So, you still want to get out?", Discord asked.

Celestia was about to say 'yes', but she felt like she was getting used to it. She leaned her head back and closed her eyes with a loving smile on her face. "Actually, not now.", she said. "I think I need a little more time before getting out."

"Take your time, Princess Sand-" Discord covered his mouth as he was about to say the wrong word that fits the princess's name.

"We're you about to call me 'Sandlestia'?", Celestia asked.

Discord had a blush on his face. "Um,... yes.", he said.

"I actually kind of like that name, it really fits me, now that I'm covered in sand.", Celestia said.

"Glad to hear that.", Discord said, leaning down to Celestia's face to give her a kiss on the nose. "I love you, Sunny."

"I love you too, Discord.", Celestia said. "Now if you'll excuse me, Sandlestia is going to... sleep." She closed her eyes and went to sleep.

After Discord patted her on the head, lovingly, he stood up on his legs and walked over to the ocean to swim.

Celestia made a thought in her head before she could go into deep sleep. "I know this wasn't what I wanted to do, but this is pretty splendid. Lets see if I can be a sand princess for once."

Bad End

Discord made an ideal smirk on his face. Since Celestia said it feels good to be stuck in the sand, he could cover up the face too. But, when you cover the face up with sand, there's no way to breathe, the mouth and nose are the only way to breathe. But, if Celestia wants to be completely stuck, then the face must be covered up, you'll be put to sleep for a while and won't be able to get out. The draconequus lifted Celestia's head and got close to her face. "Okay, my dearest sunrise.", he started.

Celestia's eyes fluttered open slightly. "Yes, Discord?", she asked.

"You said it feels good to be stuck in the sand, right?", Discord asked.

"Yes...", Celestia said. She sounded slightly sleepy.

"I going to cover up the rest of your body, which is your head.", Discord said. "I will also get your nose and mouth. You won't be able to move, you won't be able to see, and you won't be able to breathe. You will be put to sleep for a long time. Do you trust me, Princess?"

Celestia slowly nodded her head. "Yes I do, Discord.", she said, as Discord laid her head back down softly on the sand. He scooped a huge chunk of sand with his paw and claw and poured it on Celestia's neck.

"You're putting sand on my neck, Discord.", Celestia said. She didn't lift her head up this time. If she did, then the sand will slide off her neck. Celestia's head sunk a little deep as another chunk of sand was dumped on her neck by Discord.

"Of course I am.", Discord said, pouring a third scoop of sand on Celestia's neck. After he poured the fourth scoop of sand on the princess's neck, he patted down on Celestia's neck, making the sand hard.

Celestia felt like she was being taken down by the sand for good. Huge amounts of sand being pressed down on ponies is hard to get out.

Discord put sand around Celestia's head and on her flowing mane until it was completely covered. It took him a few scoops of sand to cover up her horn.

The sand was starting to make it for poor Celestia to breathe. She tried to suck in air while her lips were an inch open. "I can't breathe, Discord.", Celestia said.

"That's because the sand is being pressed down on your neck and belly.", Discord said. He made a small mountain of sand on the right side of Celestia's head and brushed it over her eyes.

All that Celestia had that was above the surface was her snout. She let out a small laugh. "Hey. I can't see, Discord.", she said.

"Just relax, Princess.", Discord cooed. "All I need to cover up is your snout, then you're all done." He slightly touched Celestia's nose. "I just need to get the sand to the right level of where the tip of your snout is." It took him about a lot of scoops of sand to get to the right level of Celestia's snout. The more sand that gets on Celestia, the more it makes it harder for her to breathe. Discord made his last scoop of sand and prepared to pour it on Celestia's snout. "Alright, Celestia, your snout is about to be covered up. Say your final words and close your mouth immediately."

Celestia slowly opened her mouth to say her last words. "Discord,... you're burying me.", she said. She abruptly closed her mouth before Discord brushed the last scoop of sand on her snout and patting it down.

"Have a nice snooze, Princess Sandlestia. Now, that Celestia is covered, I'm going to the water." He ran off to the water, leaving poor Celestia buried alive in the sand. He thinks hopefully that all ponies will enjoy being buried alive.