Rarity waved goodbye to her last client leaving her boutique in a outfit that was from her latest line. The pony loved making the last piece wonderful, and for some strange reason, melody helped the whole making process a lot faster.
The posh unicorn hummed and trotted to the bathroom to wash up. She was tired, but alas, she had to finish a few last minute orders.
Rarity walked into the bathroom and turned on the light. She gasped at the sight.
"My oh my! Whatever happened to my crinière?" Rarity exclaimed, staring at her mane in the reflection of her mirror. Her mane was messy, stray hairs flying all over the place. The curls in the unicorn's hair had flattened, making the look of straight hair.
The purple maned mare levitated her brush via magic and began brushing through her hair. It still had no curl, but she figured that it can be curled in the morning.
Rarity trotted back downstairs after she put her mane in a high ponytail in order to keep the hair out of her face. The ivory mare had removed her eye-shadow for the night as well.
"Oh my, I think I may feel a thirst coming along!" Rarity exclaimed in a quiet tone. She trotted to her wine cabinet and got a glass of her favorite liquid. Sure, tea was relaxing, but wine, she hated to say it, it was the only way she could make her dresses so unique.
The posh unicorn, with wine in her magic, trotted to her sewing machine. She began to sew, but not before putting on some music.
She started her dress, every now and then glancing at the paper that had the sketch of the dress upon it.
Rarity hummed, singing a few words every now and then.
I will be there, beside you through the lonely nights that fall
So close your eyes, remember my embrace
I will be there like freedom; I will find you through it all
This do I swear, I will be there
Rarity closed her eyes, and burst in the most angelic voice ever heard.
In the harbor quarter
In the stone and mortar
In the star that we both share
In the sound of laughter
Now and ever after
Look for me, I will be there
I will be there beside you through the lonely nights that fall
So close your eyes
Remember my embrace
(Remember my embrace!)
I will be there
(Will be there)
like justice; I will find you through it all
She sighed, a few tears were shed.
This do I swear, I will be there
Rarity sighed and continued sewing. "This do I swear, I will be there..."
Pinkie Pie bounced to the door and put the 'closed' sign up. It was the end of the day, and she sadly had to close up the shoppe before heading upstairs.
The Cakes had made an arrangement with Pinkie a while back in order for her to live in the sweetshop. She cleaned after hours, in return she gets food and shelter.
Of course Pinkie always outdid herself, since she felt it was a bit unfair to the Cakes. The earth pony offers to get the shoppe started in the morning too.
Of course the Cakes help Pinkie out a bit some days. However, This was not one of those days.
Mrs. Cake, Mr. Cake, and the foals were all on a vacation, leaving the bakery to herself. Pinkie Pie didn't mind, that just meant that she could sing while cleaning.
In the echo of the ocean
In the hunting of the wind
In mysterious extraordinary ways
Through the darkest sky I will be like the shimmer of one small star
Out there, shining everywhere
I will be there, beside you through the lonely nights that fall
So close your eyes, remember my embrace
I will be there like freedom; I will find you through it all
This do I swear, I will be there
The pink mare trotted to the display case and started taking out the leftover treats. Not all of them were sold every single day, most days yes, but not every.
Pinkie was about to grab the last cherry chunga when there was a knock at the door. Curious, she stepped towards it to open the door.
"Why is somepony here at this time? I put the closed sign up for Celestia's sake!" Pinkie exclaimed.
She opened the door, only to find nothing. The mare stuck her head outside, finding nothing as well. Staring to get worried, Pinkie fully stepped outside.
"Hello? Show yourself!"
There was a quiet shuffle of hooves behind Pinkie. She turned around to see a cloaked, well, she's didn't really know. She didn't think it was a pony, the pink mare thought nopony in Ponyville would be like that.
"Who are you?" Pinkie shouted.
"Trixie can ensure you of safety, dear Pinkie Pie. It is just Trixie," The voice spoke, a magical aura revealing the hooded unicorn.
Pinkie let her guard down and burst into a smile. "Well hiya, Trixie! Next time, don't go scaring me. Okay?"
Trixie chuckled and nodded. "Best apologies, Pinkie. Trixie is just seeking some shelter. The storm is coming already and Trixie's wagon is not the safest place."
"Oh, okay! But why me? Why not go to Twilight's castle and sleep there with Starlight?"
Trixie knew she would ask this. Luckily, she had already thought of that answer. "Why, don't you want to have a sleepover? Trixe was sure you'll be up to it!" Trixie plastered a fake smile upon her face and winked.
Pinkie got the hint and hugged the blue unicorn. "Of course, you silly filly! The Cakes are gone, so lemme just finish cleaning up while you get your stuff. Ohmygoshthisisgonnabesoawesomeamazing!"
Trixie blinked and tried to interpret what the hyper pony had just said. She knew that she talked fast, but not that fast.
"Okay..... Trixie will go get some essentials while you finish your chores. Trixie will be back soon, Pinkie," Trixie waved goodbye and trotted back into the abyss.
Pinkie waved as well, but went inside the shoppe instead of the streets. She went back to the display case and continued taking the leftovers out.
She started singing again, but a different song this time.
Would you let me, lead you
even when you're blind?
In the darkness, in the middle
of the night
In the silence, when there's no one by your side
Would you call,
in the name of love?
She placed the leftovers in the kitchen for her to eat later. Pinkie bounced to the sink, where she graves a rag that was hanging from the faucet and turned the water on.
She let the water soak into the rag, squeezed it to get the extra water out and began wiping the counters down.
Some ponies were messy eaters, and there was globs of sticky baked goods, now hardened and almost impossible to remove, everywhere.
Pinkie sighed at the mess but begun scrubbing anyways. She began humming the songs' melodies from before to pass the time.
She finished the counter and moved onto the table. There was a few tables and about six chairs at each one, so a lot of ponies could fit and eat their baked goods.
Of course there was many small takes for one or two ponies to sit, but those ones were outside and the front. They can enjoy the weather since they don't really talk much.
"I really don't get this. How can ponies just leave all of this here? Don't they know that somepony has to clean it up?" Pinkie grumbled and a annoyed tone.
The pink mare usually was so hyper and talkative, but when it comes to cleaning, she was a different pony. Sighing, grunting, sometimes even cursing.
She did sing when she was alone, that was about the only thing left of the mare.
"Curling bit che e. .... Being messy and not even bothering to clean it up," She cursed while grunting.
Pinkie finished cleaning the tables just as there was another knock at the door. This time, however, she knew who it was.
"Come in, Trixie!" She called.
Trixie opened the door and stepped inside. She had a bag, about the size of a filly. "Hello again, Pinkie."
"Are you ready to P. A. R. T. Y? Cause I am ready to party!" Pinkie shouted, bouncing up and down.
Trixie sighed and rolled her eyes. "Pinkie Pie, please keep it down a knotch. Trixie is not a hyper pony."
The pink earth pony nodded and gestured for the unicorn to follow her. "I just have to finish a few more things then I am done." She picked up the leftover treats and put them on the counter next to the blue pony. "Feel free to have some while I'm cleaning."
Trixie nodded and levitated a cupcake to her mouth and bit into it. Pinkie nodded and grabbed the rag she used to scrub and went in the back.
Trixie, however, had a smirk upon her lips. Her plan of getting revenge was falling into perfect place. She was reformed, yes of course. But, the unicorn wanted one last revenge.
"Oh this will be marvelous," Trixie murmured.
She picked up a cherry chunga, a couple cupcakes, and a brownie. Trixie levitated her bag over to her and opened it, via zippers.
The mare pulled out a potion bottle, about the size of a perfume bottle, over to the desserts. She pulled the cap off and poured the liquid onto the cupcake.
It seeped in to the frosting, then the cake part. The whole cupcake sparkled for a moment, then it looked as if it was never touched in the first place.
Trixie smiled and poured the liquid upon the rest of the treats. She put the cap back on the bottle and stuck the potion in her bag just as Pinkie trotted back out.
"There we go! I'm all finished, so whadda wanna do?" Pinkie asked.
"Hm, how about you and Trixie play some boardgames?" Trixie suggested.
"Sure! Lemme just grab them first," Pinkie trotted upstairs to her room and grabbed her favorite game - Dungeons And Dragons.
Ever since Discord, Spike, and Big Mac had played that game and herself and Rainbow Dash joined in, it has been her favorite game.
She trotted back downstairs and started talking. "Okay, I brought down Dungeons And Dragons. It takes a while so this might be the only game we play."
Trixie observed the game box and smiled. "This looks like a promising game. Trixie shall play."
Pinkie nodded and set up the game. "Aw, too bad that Discord isn't here to make the game come alive. That was really fun."
Trixie shuddered at the remembrance of saving Equestria with the chaotic draconequus. "He made this game come to life?"
"Yeah! It was really fun!" The pink mare exclaimed.
Trixie nodded and Pinkie continued setting up the game.
Once all set, the earth pony grabbed a sheet of paper and scribbled a drawing upon it. She then colored it and wrote a name under the messy art.
"Uh, what is that?" Trixie narrowed her brow in question.
"Oh right! You don't know how to play!" Pinkie exclaimed while the unicorn nodded. "Well this is my character. I am Madame Pinkamena, unicorn princess of Mondo Dorado!"
Trixie rolled her eyes at her pink friend's antics. "Alright then. Who is Trixie?"
"You get to choose, silly! Make up a name and character!"
Trixie pondered for a moment. "Hm, how about "Ariel Mae Lulamoon of the Merponies?"
Pinkie's jaw dropped. "What?"
"Ariel Mae Lulamoon, Queen Unicorn Of The Merponies," Trixie repeated.
Pinkie thought for a moment before shrugging. "Sure, I guess. Nopony has ever wanted to be a character like that, though."
"Well Trixie is not a nopony. Trixie is the Great and Powerful Trrrrixe!" She exclaimed, rolling her rs.
Pinkie began to write the name down. With the pencil in her muzzle she asked what Ariel looks like.
"Here, let Trixie," The unicorn said, levitating the slobbery pencil over. Pinkie nodded and slid the paper in front of the unicorn.
After a few minutes of silence Trixie finished her merpony character and set the pencil down.
"Okay, now what?" Trixie asked.
"Well first...."
Trixie sighed. With Pinkie explaining, this just got an hour longer.
"I win!" Pinkie shouted, much to the tired unicorn's annoyance next to her.
"Ugh..... How long did that take?" Trixie muttered.
The earth pony glanced at the clock. "About an hour and thirty minutes."
Trixie's eyes widened. "An hour?!" Pinkie nodded happily. "Uh... Trixie need some coffee for the rest of the night."
"Okie dokie lokie!" The hyper mare bounced into the back room to make Trixie coffee. She poked her head out of the doorway. "What kind of creamer? Sugar?"
"Make it however you want," Trixie replied.
Pinkie beamed and vanished from sight. She went to the coffee maker and began making the coffee.
"Do you want Trixie to get the treats?" She heard Trixie call.
"Sure!" The earth pony replied.
Trixie smiled smugly as she levitated the treats she infected over to the chair Pinkie was sitting in.
"The plan is almost done" Trixie murmured.
"What was that?" Pinkie wondered as she carried a tray that held a coffee cup for Trixie and hot chocolate for herself.
Trixie's eyes widened a bit when she realized Pinkie might have heard some of what she said. "Uh, Trixie said nothing. Yes, she was just admiring how good these pastries are."
She levitated a non infected cherry chunga over to herself and bit into it. She forced a smile after she swallowed, even though it tasted pretty bad compared to the cupcake.
"Thanks! Some ponies were complaining about my cherry chungas, saying I need to improve it," Pinkie explained. She set the tray down and grabbed the coffee and gave it to the unicorn. Once Trixie accepted it she picked her own drink.
Trixie rose an eyebrow when she saw what Pinkie was drinking. "Why are you drinking hot chocolate? It is the middle of summer!"
Pinkie stared at the unicorn like she said the craziest thing in Equestria. "It doesn't matter. I have hot chocolate anytime and anywhere. It has chocolate in it for Celestia's sake! Of course I'm going to have it!"
Trixie sighed and rolled her eyes. "If you say so. Most ponies drink it in the winter, though."
Pinkie shrugged and continued drink the liquid chocolate. Trixie picked up the last uninfected treat and bit into it, hoping Pinkie would take one too.
Fortunately for Trixie, the pink mare did. However, instead of putting the cupcake in her mouth she observed the treat, as if checking to see if it had flies.
Trixie prayed to Mother Faust that she would not find the potion in the cupcake.
Trixie was about to fire a spell when she saw Pinkie opened her mouth to talk. Thankfully, she said something completely different from what she thought.
"Doesn't this look like this tastiest cupcake ever!?" She exclaimed.
"It does," Trixie sighed for her relief of not getting caught. Not yet, anyway.
"Did you do something to it?"
Trixie froze. She was caught. Pinkie Pie knew she did something.
"Trixie..... Um..." She stammered.
She only talked in a full sentence when Pinkie gave a reassuring look to her. Trixie sighed at her failure and began to speak.
"Trixie, uh, put this in it," The unicorn admitted, levitating the potion bottle over too the earth pony.
Pinkie grabbed it in her hoof and examined it. What she did next, however, was not what Trixie had expected.
"Oh Trixie! You could have told me you wanted to add a secrect ingredient! I had no idea you're into baking!"
"Wha?"
"I'll taste it. Who knows, maybe it is the best secrect ingredient ever!" Pinkie elbowed Trixie with a promising look.
Trixie allowed herself to let her guard down. She watched intensely as Pinkie ever so slowly advanced the infected cupcake to her mouth.
She saw Pinkie was a little tensed up. Clearly the earth pony wasn't fully trusting the treat. However, she would try it for a friend.
"Come on Pinkie, what are you waiting for?" Trixie heard Pinkie murmur.
Soon enough the tiny cake was centimeters away from her muzzle. Trixie watched, a fiery look in her eyes, as Pinkie opened her mouth.
Trixie smirked as Pinkie bit down. She chewed, then swallowed. Finding nothing so far, she continued eating.
"Hey, this is really good!" Pinkie said with frosting around her mouth and the cupcake in her mouth.
Trixie beamed like a filly that just got their cutie mark. "Thank you, Pinkie. Trixie wanted you to taste test her special ingredient."
The unicorn waved the bottle back and forth in her magic. Pinkie stared at it wantingly.
"Can I put the rest of that stuff on the rest of this?"
Trixie couldn't help but laugh. "Of course. Just please don't make your stomach hurt. You don't know what this does."
Pinkie didn't show that she heard Trixie as she snatched the bottle out of her hooves. Trixie rolled her eyes as Pinkie dumped almost half of the bottle on the next cupcake she was going to eat.
Pinkie chucked the whole cupcake in her mouth and swallowed in one bite. Trixie gaped, wondering how in Equus the mare did that. She shook it off in the end though.
Soon enough the whole bottle was gone, and its contains were in Pinkie's stomach. Just as they were about to go to bed, Pinkie screamed in agony and dropped to the ground while clutching her stomach in her hooves.
"Oww! What in~ URRGG!" Pinkie coughed and sickenly stared at Trixie, who smirked back.
"Aw, what is wrong Pinkie?" She asked mockingly.
"What did you do?" Pinkie asked defensively.
"Nothing really," Trixie replied.
"I thought you were reformed! Wait until Twilight hears about this."
Trixie sadly smiled. "Oh, I'm pretty sure she might not here about this. You will probably have suicide thoughts right about now." Trixie finally dropped her third pony 'accent'.
Pinkie let out a blood curling scream, both in agony and fear. Trixie dropped her ears in attempt to make the scream any quieter.
"Bon sang Pinkie! Shut up!"
Rarity had just finished the last dress and drop of her wine when she heard a voice she knew like her own scream bloody murder.
"Pinkie Pie?!" She exclaimed.
Dropping everything she was doing, Rarity galloped out of her house to Sugarcube Corner. She got there just in time to see a cloaked mare dash past her.
The unicorn didn't have the time to be curious about the mare, though. She had to get to Pinkie.
Rarity ran to the door of the bakery and shoved it open. She gasped and froze at the sight of what Pinkie was doing.
Her mane was deflated and her eyes were dull. But in her hoof was a knife, and it was centimeters away from her neck.
Rarity wanted to cry so hard. She didn't hold back too many tears, and half were held back.
"P-pinkie?!" She exclaimed, still not moving.
Pinkie's ear flicked but she did not move, other than the advancing of the knife faster than before.
Rarity watched as her best friend attempted to kill herself. There was several cuts already upon herself, almost all of them were severe too.
Seconds away from Pinkie killing herself, Rarity finally remembered she could move. She unfroze herself and dashed toward her friend and knocked the knife out of her hoof, but she was not left undamaged.
Pinkie now had a huge gash on her throat, while Rarity was cut along her arm and hoof. She sighed a sigh of relief that she was not badly hurt.
She turned to the rapidly bleeding mare with a fearful and disappointed look. "Pinkie Pie, why did you try to kill yourself?"
Pinkie, who was crying along with Rarity, glanced at the rapidly approaching crowd. "Because of Trixie."
Rarity fell into a confused gaze for a moment before realizing something. "Was she the cloaked mare who ran out of this shoppe?"
Pinkie nodded, much to Rarity's disappointment. "Do you know where she is heading?"
Almost as if on cue, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash walked in, one side of each mare was the very cloaked pony who made Pinkie kill herself.
"Dash found her running out of town and thought she was suspicious and got me," Twilight announced.
"But why bring her here?" A pony from the expanding crowd wondered. "Not that I don't think you shouldn't have of course, your Majesty."
"We heard Pinkie scream and thought maybe she had something to do with it," Dash replied. "Not to mention we saw Rarity running here too."
Both ponies finally turned their heads to Pinkie and Rarity and gaped. They saw the blood everywhere and the knife, now bloody, thrown across the room.
"Did Pinkie try to do what I think she did?" Twilight nervously asked, afraid for the answer.
Rarity sadly and slowly nodded. Twilight tried to hide her tears, but to no avail. Tears flowing freely, she walked to Pinkie and collapsed.
"Why, Pinkie? I thought you loved your life? Loved us!" She cried.
Dash was next to Pinkie as well. She began to speak up. "Uh, hey guys? Sorry to interrupt your emotional cries, but we might want to get her to the hospital," The pegasus pointed to Pinkie, who was loosing blood rapidly.
Twilight and Rarity nodded and Dash placed Pinkie on her back. They galloped to the Ponyville hospital, ignoring the gawks from ponies and shrieks when some blood was thrown onto them.
Though they didn't worry about it now, Twilight levitated the still cloaked pony with her and galloped. Once at the hospital they can figure out what the pony did.
"Can you please let me down?" The cloaked pony asked.
"No!" Many of the ponies running shouted.
The mare grumbled and glanced at Pinkie, who stared at her in return. Pinkie gave her a death stare and mouthed "I hate you".
The ponies came to a stop, much to the ponies who were on a back of a pony's annoyances.
Dash glanced back at Pinkie and gained a speed through the doors of the hospital. Twilight followed close behind, as well as Rarity.
The ponies went to the front desk, only to not be noticed. Twilight cleared her throat, to no avail. The pony sitting there was to busy in his work.
"Um, hello? We have a real emergency here!" Twilight exclaimed. The pony finally glanced up from his work and his eyes widened.
"Best apologies, your highness. Now what seems to be the trouble?" He glanced over to Pinkie, who was on the edge of losing consciousness. "Oh! Um, I see she is the emergency."
The stallion lifted his hoof to his ear, where a small head piece with a microphone was. "Nurse Redheart to the waiting room please. I repeat, Nurse Redheart to the waiting room. We have a real emergency!"
Twilight furrowed her eyes in confusion. "Is the speaker on your ear?"
The stallion nodded. "We did this so anypony in the hospital can call anypony at the exact moment instead of coming to me," He explained.
Twilight nodded in a understanding way.
The young alicorn turned to Rainbow and Pinkie and back to the stallion. "How bad does it look?" She asked as she pointed.
The pony examined Pinkie and produced a sad look. "There is a chance she might not make it, but I am not a nurse or doctor so I cannot say for sure."
Twilight, Dash and Rarity nodded sadly. Rarity looked at the still cloaked mare. She was about to say something when Nurse Redheart came running in with medical items.
"I came as fast as I could. Now, get Pinkamena on here!" She exclaimed.
Pinkie grunted at the use of her real name, but not full. At least she didn't say Pinkamena Diane Pie.
"It's gonna be okay, Pinkamena Diane Pie," Redheart ensured, but did nothing for the murderous mare. It only made her even more annoyed.
Rarity, Dash and Twilight got Pinkie onto the bed and followed the nurse to the room their friend will be.
Unfortunately, right when they were about to enter the room, the nurse closed it on them.
"Uh hey! We kinda wanna be in there for our friend!" Dash exclaimed.
"Sorry dear, but we can't allow visitors yet," She replied.
"Oh that is quite alright, darling," Rarity said.
They left the door and went into the waiting room. Twilight glanced at the still cloaked mare and stared at her friends.
"Should we just go to the castle and check her out while we wait?" Twilight asked, which she got an answer by Rarity nodding and Dash shrugging.
They went out the door, but not before asking if the stallion at the desk could send somepony to get them once they were allowed in Pinkie's room.
Twilight closed the door to her castle after everypony was in.
"Go to my study room, girls," She ordered.
Rarity and Dash gave blank looks instead of doing what she said. Twilight facehoofed and sighed.
"Right, you have no idea where that is," She grumbled.
Twilight took the lead and trotted through her castle. Ever since she got it, she's gotten better at memorizing where what is where.
"Do you know where anything is besides the cutie mark table room?" Twilight asked sarcastically.
"No, why would we?" Dash replied.
"Well maybe it'll help you when you need to find me," Twilight said as she used her magic to open the door to the room she needed to be in.
The alicorn, pegasus, and unicorn trotted in, while the cloaked mare was levitated. Twilight closed the door, causing the room to be without light.
The mare turned on the light, allowing light into the room. Twilight then approach the still cloaked mare cautiously.
"Now, who are you?" Twilight asked.
"I will never tell!" The unicorn exclaimed back.
"Wait.... That voice sounds familiar... Is that who I think it is?" Dash questioned, approaching the unicorn as well.
"Only one way to find out," Twilight used her magic and levitate with the hood of the cloak off the mayor. Everypony gasped, Rarity not as much.
"Trixie!" Rainbow exclaimed.
"I knew it!" Rarity shouted.
Twilight was flabbergasted. She couldn't believe it. "Trixie?! I thought you were reformed! You're friends with Starlight!"
Trixie sighed, as she was caught. "I am reformed, I just... Felt the need to kill a pony. Y'know, have fun like the old days."
She didn't bother speaking in third pony. It was a lot of work even though she loved doing it.
Twilight was still shocked. Her apprentice's friend had attempted murder on one of her best friends. Her Best Friend!
Dash elbowed the alicorn in the whither. She snapped back to reality, shook her head, and continued to stare at Trixie.
"Trixie Lulamoon, as a princess I have the right to sent you to jail for attempt of murder. Unfortunately, when a victim is charged of murder by a princess, there is a trial in front of Princess Celestia, not the mayor of Ponyville."
Rarity was impressed by Twilight's regality she gained suddenly. Trixie gaped and her eyes widened. "Pr-princess C-ce-celestia!?" Twilight nodded, Trixie fainted.
The three hovered over the unconscious unicorn. "Well, that tasked care of that problem. When's the trial, Twi?" Rainbow stated.
Twilight pondered this for a moment. "Well I have to tell Princess Celestia about this first. Then she deciders when," she answered.
Rarity and Rainbow nodded as a knock was heard throughout the castle. Twilight led the way as the three of them went to see who knocked.
Twilight's aura surrounded the doorknob as she opened it with her magic. On the other side was the pony from the hospital counter.
"Princess Sparkle, we are allowing visitors now. But first, our exchange doctor will like to speak with you three about what happened exactly," he said.
Dash rose an eyebrow. "Exchange doctor?"
"Of course. All hospitals for ponies enjoy doing a exchange for different doctors that know different things for different cases," the stallion explained.
Dash nodded and Twilight stepped forward. She cleared her throat before speaking. "If you don't mind, may we see our friend now?"
"Of course, your Majesty. Please, follow me." He waved a hoof and began walking in the direction of the hospital, the three other ponies following close behind.
The four ponies entered Pinkie's room after having the directions to the area. Inside, the doctor that treated Pinkie was next to the bed, staring at a clipboard.
She looked up and her eyes widened when she saw the princess. "Princes Timothy Spatule! Kg la suite thé plaquée tout meet hou," the mare doctor announced in a thick Prench accent.
Twilight gave a blank face. In all of the years she's studied, not once had the alicorn bothered to study different languages.
"Um... Excuse me?"
This time the doctor gave a blank stare. "I bec tour pardon? I la artaud I do notamment speaker Équestre an, Déat."
Rarity pushed through Twilight with a confident look. "Please, allow me. I can speak Prench, Twilight."
She made delicate coughing noise and turned to face the Prench exchange doctor. "Nos la Pin kam en à coing? De have heard hou née des thé assistance le Princes Timothy Spatule."
"Hou speaker Prenne? Thann thé grabens avive! I Thouret et étymon y spike Équestre an hère. Hou la i glas hou dont."
"Ondées. I hache pixies thé langage il singe i have bas pluies Côme info m'y Manhattan stoppé chat came trop tour country ans i décidée tout Leach kg. Huis la prairial ou a second langue d'or me, darling." Rarity explained.
"Nice tout Knox. Nos, hou allemand are here tout sée Pin kam en à?" The French doctor asked.
"Tes, liesse. De soule love tout Knox nos que la, ans if hou Greaves here neck créatif. Chat pont means a lot tout us."
"I sée, Damé Raleigh, follow me, liesse." She motioned to the door and headed out. The ponies followed her down the hall to a room none of them have ever seen before.
It was different, seeming to be for the more severe accidents. In the room was Pinkie Pie, gauze and bandages wrapped upon her neck.
When she saw her friends, Pinkie hid her face in shame. She was obviously guilty, just by the way she was acting.
"Pinkie, Darling, why did you do it?" Rarity pressed slightly.
Twilight shook her head. "Now now, don't go pressing her about it as soon as we walk in, Rarity."
Rarity nodded while Twilight opened her mouth again. "Anyway, can you ask the doctor to tell us her conditions?" The alicorn asked.
The unicorn nodded once again before tapping the Prench pony on the shoulder. "Excuse me, darling, but mât I ans, état are Pinkamena's conditions? Princes Timothy soule l'île tout Knox, liesse."
"Le course! Princes Spatule mât do Anthony she santé i présumé, since I la trop Orange, i do notamment réally Knox," she said.
"Thann hou Miss.... Un... Corrigé me, but shah le tour Bâle?"
"Vanillé," Vanillé replied.
Rarity nodded and motioned her hoof to the clip board. Vanillé nodded and stared at it and began naming Pinkie's conditions.
"L'été sée... Ah! Here kg le. Pin kam en à us suite fine, thé Lily major thing Washington thé neck part" The doctor read.
Rarity nodded, telling Vanillé to continue. "Howe ver, Pinkamena la un critiqual condition, ans nerfs Domfront tout Darcy acter her."
Rarity thought for a moment. She nodded to herself when she made her choice. "I'll Falk care le here. IBM notamment tant bush, i canot manage."
"What did she say, Rarity?" Dash stepped in and asked when she was too impatient.
Rarity turned to face her friends. "Vanillé - this doctor's name - said Pinkie is pretty good, but still is in critical condition and said somepony needs to watch over her. Since the Cakes won't be home for almost a month, I have volunteered to have Pinkie stay with me," Rarity announced.
Twilight gasped. "But your shoppe! Can't there be somepony else? I can do it!" She protested.
Rarity only held a hoof up and response. "No, darling. Pinkie can't stay with Rainbow because, well the whole house issue. She can't stay with you because of your princess duties. Fluttershy has no room because of her animals, and Applejack has her chores, she'll be too busy."
"What about somepony else in town?"
"I would think Pinkie would want someone she's close to watch over her. Besides, I have plenty of spare time, I can do it." Rarity stamped her hoof down to show she wasn't going to change her choice. Slowly, Twilight finally agreed.
"Hope you know what your in for once Pinks is able to talk again," Dash joked, which gave a smile upon Rarity's face.
"Yes, indeed. This shall be an interesting experience."
Author's Note
I have no regrets.
And yes, "crinière" means "mane" in French. I looked it up.
And "Curling bit che e" translates to "Fucking bitches" in Italian. 
"Mondo dorato" means "Golden World" in Italian. I know, weird name for a country. But this is Pinkie Pie so...
"Bon sang" is "dammit" in French.
"I Will Be There" song is here, a My Little Pony version of course.
{Lyrics}
EDMOND {Rainbow Dash}:
In the light that falls at moonrise
In the rhythm of the rain
In the miracle of ordinary days
In the hush of night I will be in the whispers of lovers
Everywhere, you will find me there
In the rustle of a curtain
In the bustle of the world
In a thousand little unexpected ways
When you lift your gaze I will be like the shimmer of one small star
Out there, shining everywhere
I will be there beside you through the lonely nights that fall
So close your eyes, remember my embrace
I will be there like mercy; I will find you through it all
This do I swear, I will be there
MERCЙDИS {Fluttershy}:
In a language never spoken
Live the promises we’ve made
In the endless love that owned me heart and soul
In the certainty I will always be true
And as near as my next prayer, you will find me there
In the echo of the ocean
In the haunting of the wind
In mysterious extraordinary ways
Through the darkest sky I will be like the shimmer of one small star
Out there, shining everywhere
I will be there beside you through the lonely nights that fall
So close your eyes, remember my embrace
I will be there like freedom; I will find you through it all
This do I swear, I will be there
In the harbor quarter
EDMOND {Rainbow Dash}:
In the stone and mortar
BOTH:
In the star that we both share
MERCЙDИS {Fluttershy}:
In the sound of laughter
EDMOND {Rainbow Dash}:
Now and ever after
BOTH:
Look for me, I will be there
I will be there beside you through the lonely nights that fall
So close your eyes
EDMOND {Rainbow Dash}:
Remember my embrace
MERCЙDИS {Fluttershy}:
(Remember my embrace!)
EDMOND {Rainbow Dash}:
I will be there
MERCЙDИS {Fluttershy}:
(Will be there)
BOTH:
like justice; I will find you through it all
EDMOND {Rainbow Dash}:
This do I swear
MERCЙDИS {Fluttershy}:
(This do I swear)
EDMOND {Rainbow Dash}:
I will be there
MERCЙDИS {Fluttershy}:
This do I swear, I will be there
BOTH:
This do I swear, I will be there
So yeah. If you liked that video and the song, go to Ink Potts on YouTube to find more of The Count of Monte Cristo Animatics.
