Author's Note

Starring Princess Celestia, Keeper and Gilded Shield. The story contains the following themes: Scat, Spanking, Humiliation, Public Use, Watersports, Anal.

Double Duty

It was another long day in Canterlot, the sun was hanging high in the midday sky and there wasn't even a single speck of a cloud to be seen. The birds were chirping, the bees were abuzz and a certain Royal Guard was sweating bullets down below in the Royal Garden.

"Where's that damn relief, he's late... and I really need to go," Keeper murmured to himself as his eyes scoured down a particular white cobblestone path. No sign of the Royal Guard who was suppose to take over his patrol. His teeth dug into his bottom lip as he flexed his hindquarters, tightening his puffy black fleshy pucker that was on the verge of disgorging the remnants of last night's dinner and today's breakfast. Just from how it felt, Keeper could tell this one was going to take a little effort. Though that wasn't the problem, but the real issue was the fact the nearest proper facility for handling such things was at least a five minute trot. He wasn't sure he'd even make that if he was going slow.

Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock

The seconds ticked by like minutes, Keeper found himself unable to even continue his patrol route and now remained still in front of the small guard house. He let out a whimper as he felt his anus pucker ever so slightly, the small sound of air escaping through the tight crease with an almost inaudible poof made him blush hotly. His white fur did nothing to conceal the humiliating redness that tinted his cheeks. His eyes widened as now something nudged and then pushed against his tail hole. He clenched his rump tight, face twisting up in much discomfort as he forced the thick log of pony dung back into the recesses of his rump. He certainly wasn't going to be able to keep doing that, as it was only compacting the contents of his rump into what would eventually be one enormous log of pony poo that'd leave his tail hole hurting when he did get to handle his business.

It must've been thirty minutes and still no pony had shown up to relieve Keeper of his post. Keeper went absolutely scarlet in the face as he abandoned his post and try to make a move toward the nearest lavatory, but that's when everything went south. His pucker surrendered, now stretching amply over the thick moist and warm log of dung as it was squeezed out. He was no longer in control and could do nothing as he instinctively squatted, tail arching up. The stallion whined, feeling is tail hole being pushed out to lengths that he had never before experienced. It felt as though he was squeezing out a foal's hoof and leg. The log itself seemed intent on punishing Keeper, not only violating his anus, but only taking it's time in doing so.

Keeper gasped in deep relief as finally the thick chunk reached it's tip and fell to the cobblestone with a soft mushy thud. Keeper then groaned as several baseball size chunks of poo followed afterwards, each one leaving his tail hole gaped. Unfortunately for Keeper, two ponies had been quietly observing the scene. One of those ponies was right behind Keeper, his face locked in a gawking expression as he watched Keeper relieve himself right there in front of him!

"That was... really bucking hot," Gilded Shield spoke just as Keeper finished pushing out a few little nuggets to join the pile now obstructing the pathway. Gilded Shield's black and pick splotched cock was standing to attention and he was doing nothing to hide his arousal. "Stay just like that, I want to buck your dirty hole," Gilded exclaimed as he went to mount Keeper who now blushing even more furiously than before.

Keeper groaned as Gilded Shield made his presence known. Could he be anymore humiliated? Much to Keeper's chagrin, Gilded Shield delivered an answer as if Fate had heard his thoughts. "No, not now, Gilded," exclaimed Keeper as the yellow fun unicorn's weight suddenly fell on his back. He yelped in pain as Gilded Shield's teeth bit into the nape of his neck, taking a mouthful of his silvery mane with it. "By the Sun and Moon, this isn't a good time for rutting, Gilded," pleaded Keeper.

Those pleas fell upon deaf ears, Gilded Shield's thick tip jabbed beneath the base of Keeper's tail till finally he found that filthy hole. His friend whined in defeat as Gilded gave a mighty buck and filled his friend's loosened rear with a good nine inches of pony meat.

Keeper yelped, his ears laid back as he felt his horny friend's cock jam into his backside. His anus and insides offered little resistance, quickly yielding as Gilded Shield practically speared him with his cock! His fore hooves planted firmly against the cobblestone, grunting at Gilded Shield buried himself to hilt. He heard Gilded Shield grunt as his nuts lustily smacked against his small brawny derriere. "Just... just finish, before somepony sees us."

Gilded Shield didn't need Keeper's words of encouragement. He immediately started to ravage his friend's still relaxed backside which still managed to embrace his length with a modest amount of strength. The sinewy muscles of his hind legs and hindquarter could be shifting beneath his flesh as he'd pound his spire of pony meat with a steady consecutive momentum. His friend's rump felt so great as it milked around his cock, practically sweet talking to his loins to empty their abundant white, warm and sticky nectar.

All the while this was happening, a large silhouette was perched atop one of the higher towers above. It was keeping low, to obscure it's much larger form. Though there was no hiding that enormous horn enveloped in a golden aura of magic. There was nothing around to reveal what precisely the magic was focused on. Whatever the case, those lovely light lavender eyes seemed to have care for the two stallions rutting down below.

Gilded was the first to come, sinking his teeth into Keeper's neck through his mane as he gave one final heave! His cock twitched with each thick heavy gooey rope of seed that squirted out as he painted his friend's insides white. He was sweating immensely, now settled on just relaxing on top of Keeper as he made sure that every drop of seed would coat the inside of Keeper's rump.

At the same time, humiliatingly so, Keeper gave a pleased whine as his own black rod beneath his belly gave a few spasms before erupting in copiously thick ropes of spunk. They sprayed out and glazed the pile of still warm pile of pony dung. He had entirely forgotten about that mess until the sight of it brought reality crashing down. He felt his vigor leaving him as his cock went flaccid, his balls spent as the last bit of seed came out as droplets. "C'mon, get out," Keeper wearily moved back, grunting as he felt the nearly dead weight of his friend offer little cooperation.

Gilded whimpered, but did little to stop Keeper as he pushed him backwards then forced his dismount by kneeling down so that his weight made him slip off. He felt the flared head of his cock slip out with a wet little pop. As tired as his friend was, Gilded Shield felt as though his legs wouldn't support him for long as he tried to catch his breath. "Two bucking weeks without hoofing off or getting laid, I really needed that," Gilded Shield said between lightly gasping breathes. He then slowly trotted forward, eyeing his friend's somewhat gaped tail hole that was trickling with his cum which ran down the back of his fat nut sac.

Keeper groaned, looking back at his friend neared him once again. There was still a hunger in his eyes, but he quickly deduced what precisely he was so fixated on. "And the sight of me embarrassingly relieving myself was what set you off," Keeper asked with a bit of sarcasm. "Glad you're going to clean up the mess you made back up there," Keeper murmured with a grin as swayed his rump side to side.

Gilded Shield found himself with renewed vigor. He wasted no time, shoving his fat wet tongue into that loosened hole. His palate found itself savoring a strong saltiness with a sliver of pony dung as his tongue explored his friend's insides. His tongue swirled, swished and scoured every inch of what it could reach. His rewards were bitter sweet, but he loved it nevertheless! He was particularly vocal about his pleasure as efforts were rewarded with a small clod of shit that wasn't pushed out with the rest of his friend's pony pie. His tongue coaxed it, groaning in success as he lapped it out with his tongue. He took it into his muzzle, running his tongue of the nugget of shit while pungent flavor and aroma overtook his senses of taste and smell.

Keeper suddenly found his dominance, even if it was a bit late, as he turned and grinned at Gilded Shield as he savored the dirty little apple. "Eat it, you filthy buck."

Gilded Shield blushed hotly. Once satisfied, he chewed it up and swallowed the mess like a good little colt, "That was good, but I could... certainly go for something to wash it down," Gilded hinted to Keeper with an unnecessary wink.

Keeper laughs, "Well, just so happens I have just the thing, get down and wrap your lips around my cock."

Gilded Shield, furiously red now, crouched to the ground and moved to Keeper's side where he'd have the best access. He saw his friend's flaccid cock sliding out once again, to which he took the tip between his lips as if it were a straw.

Keeper just relaxed now, sighing contently as his bladder did the rest of the work. Soon enough, Keeper felt the liquid warmth of pee rushing through his soft member, which emptied into Gilded Shield's muzzle.

Gilded Shield was a little surprised as the hot piss hit the back of his throat. Like a good dirty stud, Gilded swallowed practically mouthfuls of his friend's extremely potent yellow piss. Even when it was becoming too much, leaking out the creases of his lips, he continued to gulp down what he could. It was only when he started to choke a little that he gave up. He pulled his head away, supporting Keeper's cock with a hoof so that the rest of it doused his face. He closed his eyes, moaning as the hot liquid warmth ran down his face till at last it was just a few little spurts. By the end of it, he was absolutely drenched.

As both of them were in a reverie, it was then the pony whom had been spying on them revealed herself. A tall and beautifully sculpted alicorn of white, with a multi-colored mane and lavender eyes that seemed to regard both Gilded Shield and Keeper with more than just a mild interest and curiosity. "Hello, my little ponies," her motherly voice addressed them. By the looks of it, they were both in absolute shock. There was no misidentifying this pony, it was none other than Princess Celestia!

"I must say, publicly rutting is high on the list of rules of things you shouldn't do," the princess said as she circled around their still and frightened forms. "Also, while I appreciate the efforts... fertilizer doesn't do any good if you don't put it in the right place," she addressed a hoof toward the pile of cum glazed dung. "As a Princess of Equestria, I see to many things as is required by my station. So happens... corporal punishment is one of them," the white alicorn seemed more than happy as she informed this of this tidbit. Using her magic, she manifested a two long black crops, the ends which were used for striking decorated with her Cutie Mark. "All right, gentlecolts, please be so kind as to present yourselves for your punishment."

Both stallions eyed each other, then sulked as they hung their heads low. They offered nothing in their defense as they slowly turned away from the Princess. They lowered their front end low to the ground, their hind legs spreading as they offered their rumps to the Princess as they were commanded. There seemed to be an exchange of murmurs, perhaps as to whose fault this was, though both knew it didn't matter at this point.

As she had done a thousand or same times before, Celestia exercised precision and potency as she enchanted both crops with an animation spell. The weaving of such a spell was quick and soon the crops took a life of their own as they zipped over to the stallions' upturned derrieres. Celestia smiled with satisfaction, this allowed her to free up her horn for another matter as the instruments would not need her constant feeding of magic. An aura of gold once again flared up over her horn as she began to weave a silent manifestation spell. The air behind her ignited with a few gold sparks before the object she was conjuring took corporeal form. It was long and thick disembodied cock. She licked her lips and pushed it's flared tip into her heavily damp and winking marehood as the crops started their predesignated command.

Crack, crack, crack, crack! The sounds of the crops in their fast tempo and the melodious whimpers, whines and yelps of the two stallions was beautiful music to the alicorn's ears. Her eyes feasted on the sight of those rumps as they jiggled with each lick delivered, the pink bruising getting darker and darker along with the prickly stinging heat as the crops made sure not an inch of their bottoms went unpunished. Faster and faster, she felt herself nearing an orgasm. She paid no mind to noisy slurping sounds that now joined the air with the cries of the two stallions and the crops still raining down their punishment on their hindquarters.

"Aah... haa," Celestia's entire body trembled as an immense wave of pleasure crashed over her loins then flooded into the rest of her body. Her tail moved, her back arching as there was a sudden eruption of thick yellowish liquid that poured out and further dirtied the cobblestone beneath her. Five minutes, the duration of the animation spell ran it's course and the crops themselves dissolved into a golden glitter as they fell. She eyed her Royal Guards' hindquarters... both were reddened and extremely sore, much to her satisfaction. Her magic ceased, the toy in her loins vanishing as quickly as she had constructed it. Her marehood was still dribbling and winking heavily.

The two stallions were sobbing heavily as they turned around to face their Princess, but she seemed to be offering them no comfort by her expression. Though they both noted how strangely exhausted she looked, but failed to see the mess she had made after pleasuring herself to their punishment. They waited to see if there would be further punishment.

Celestia, a bit weak, moved a hoof to the still quite fresh pony pie, "I want you to each take a mouthful, no swallowing till I say so."

Gilded and Keeper both regarded each other in shock. Surely it was a joke, their princess wouldn't make them do such a thing, even if it a turn on for Gilded Shield. Then again, she had just witnessed their dirty deed. Plus, neither seemed interesting in challenging the status quo today. Obediently, they both moved over and leaned their head down. Each of them took one of the thicker sour apples into their muzzles and held it there as commanded as they moved back to in front of Celestia.

"What I'm about to do is a secret between us. Anypony finds out, I'll have you both drawn and quartered," Celestia warned them with a stern scowl. "However, if you manage to keep your muzzles shut, maybe next time I'll let you both the royal muzzle as a toilet," she flashed a wicked grin much to the intense confusion. She moved to Gilded first, leaning down and squeezing her lips against his. Her tongue pushed into the clot of dung, meeting with his and dancing with it. She could see his eyes, filled with shock and awe, as she pulled the shit from his mouth and into her own all the while her tongue courted with his. She only pulled away, leaving only a few crumbs and an extremely confused, but equally aroused stallion.

Keeper was busy trying to keep from gagging. This was perhaps a turn-on for his friend, but not so much for himself. Though he completely forgot about that as he watched the Princess Celestia literally eat his shit from Gilded Shield's muzzle. His stomach churned, but his cock was hard once again. The mixed feelings were only amplified as now Celestia overshadowed him. She licked her lips, half-lidded eyes staring into hers as she met his lips with her own. Like Gilded, Keeper found his tongue doing a tango with Celestia's tongue. Her tongue sometimes pulling away as she pulled some of the dung into her own muzzle eagerly. By the time it was over, he was fully erected again, but without all the vigor since he had just spent himself earlier.

Celestia seemed to savor the taste before swallowing every manageable nugget, eyeing their shocked faces with some amusement. "You've both did very well in handling your punishment," she congratulated them as she invoked her magic once more, erasing all evidence of what had taken place. "You both have my permission to retire for the rest of the day, I'll send another Royal Guard to take this spot." With wings open, she stepped away and was about to take off before her head turned and regarded them both with a single eye, "And remember, you tell anypony and you'll be wishing for death by the time I'm done with you," she laughed warmly and winked before taking off into the sky.

Tired, confused, aroused, exhausted, and anything but hungry, both Gilded Shield and Keeper returned to the barracks. No doubt they'd be replaying this in their heads for days. They talked about if Celestia would actually keep her promise before both drifting off to sleep while cuddled up to each other.