Author's Note
if you're reading this I'm sorry for all the misspelled words I'm not the best speller in the world so warning if you're reading this just a heads up there might be a lot of misspelled words and bad grammar so be warned reading this
Chapter one weird day
I’m a human in a world of colorful horses to be exact I have a weird thing on my arm. I preferred the call it a plasma gun it looks exactly like a plasma gun I can control it I can do
everything with it it’s amazing. I don’t know how to log on to this world or how I got a gun on my arm but I never complained about it well one day I decided to go test it out I’ve been here for 3 years and it’s world of colorful forces so I decided to go to stay out and everfree Forest where there are Timberwolves are where they can regenerate so if you destroy them then I will decide to get as a pet because man who doesn’t want a timber wolf as a pet I mean a couple ponies will probably get scared of a timberwolf walking aside me so I’ll keep him inside most of the time so no ponies freak out?
One day I decided to go check out what I’d expected is a weird Shrine where there’s a ruin it was cool because I discovered lately that’s where the Elements of Harmony were
I also knew Twilight for a while heck she was my girlfriend I mean seriously she knew me for 3 years and she does hold against me she showed her affection well quite a bit and public she started to be embarrassed she show me to her parents which were very embarrassing towards me because her father looked at my arm so many times that it was very creepy for someone to look at my arm that many times I mean
I know I have a giant goddamn gun on my arm but seriously can you just ignore it I know it’s like playing
God damn obvious but don’t look at it lots of days and years went by before we found a village or based on a village from this map of friendship of some sort that decides what town is in Friendship they changed that unicorn called Starlight glimmer for the longest time then Starlight glimmer became friends with all the main six and every time she passed me she either rubbed herself against me blushed profusely and realizing that she had a crash one time I was in the sea of the map where Twilight was staring at me with sexual bed eyes and yes I know that she loves me but I let her go at her own pace I consume you find out that she doesn’t just want to give me those eyes she wants to do more intimate things with me and the same thing goes for Starlight glimmer she looks at me all the time the one day I sit there minding my own business she stands up walks across the map and kisses me on the cheek Twilight and melee reacts to that and really bad things happen in Twilight and sunset glimmer had a fight?
I mean even have to file for me there’s think I looked up there called a herd which meant more ponies which someone can you can have in them you can have two girls or 10 ponies I believe I look up too much research but I knew that you can have more than just one Mare so I decided to give Sunset glimmer a chance until Twilight maybe she can join are hurt but while I decided not to so that’s what happened she got angry at me but you know it’s kind of ridiculous.
Anyway days on days go past and one day while it decides would you like to I would like to mate with you she starts something that mumbling wait say that again and she says it very loudly this time for me to hear it would you like to mate with me like to have your Phillies and I started leaking one dreaming my mind started progressing what I just heard.
so I decided to give it a Twilight a chance so I started off making out with her and making that was a good way then I play without with her wings she like that and then things happen during at night you the side of what happened you might have a perverted mind so you fill out those blanks and what happened.
I later figured out that it takes 11 months for them have Phillies and he know I even knew so each state that can pass meant something I didn’t even know Starlight glimmer started looking at me very following but Twilight kept on coming against me showing off her belly she was six months into pregnancy I don’t even know my jeans would work she started loving her family and put
my hand on her belly she said see I have this feeling we made it but I told her I’d rather maybe I can invite her to the herd Twilight’s just jealous right now but she started making out with him profusely and spun of Starlight glimmer I decide to give and went out on a date with her so she said to me you’re having a filly yes but I probably will like to have you in my heart as
well I mean likes a show-off me in front of everyone she asked me what’s on my hand on my right well this is called the plasma gun again but I don’t know what’s actually called I don’t know if it’s a Gatling gun or it’s just a gun on my arm but I can control it and do anything like this I tested out and everfree Forest and shot Timberlands Fluttershy wasn’t too happy about that I got them madly stare at me she stared at me for like 20 minutes you know it was scary looking into his eyes I couldn’t she give me confused Lee yeah I know what you’re talking about I got that stuff before it’s scary.
how do you ever mess with Fluttershy’s pets before it doesn't do it it makes her angry I completely understand that I mean seriously I mean Starlight you’re a nice girl and cute we start should start going on dates more often she blushed at that making me laugh and she’s was giggling to her face was pretty red I dismissed that cuz you know it doesn’t matter anymore species beer barriers well broken for me now because I mate it with Twilight why is you make with her she asked me well she wanted to Philly so I decided to give her what she wanted I don’t mind becoming a father at all I mean I won't be happy to have a filly I mean I always wanted to be a father type and protective so you’re really going to go out on a date she said I’m going to be happy to go on a date with you well I’m happy so I chose you I mean it’s going to be fun hanging out with you Starlight I heard that do you like kites that true.
she had the Huges eyes when I mentioned Kites and she said I love kites kites are my favorite I see that you like kites a lot you said it twice I mean I’m not judging you for liking kites but it’s I like to go try to fly I never tried it before but it’s going to be pretty hard because you need two hands to hold the kite one to hold the kite at 1 when to start flying it don’t you need both hands to fly it she said yeah I do that’s how it’s working are my world I believe I came into this world with not very much memory has come into my brain so it’s been quite hard.
Well this is been fun I hope this can happen again I mean I wouldn’t mind doing this again yeah me too she said.
oh boy what am I getting myself into now I hope Twilight’s not going to get angry at me well she asked well my Filly in her belly so it doesn’t really matter
