"Oh thank you, miss... I am sorry dear whats your name again?" Discord asked as he defied the laws of gravity inside an old tree.
The zebra in front of him bent down grabbing something out of her crate, she let out a sigh and replied, "Zecora."
Discord looked at her not believing she just said a single word. No rhymes no anything. She had been rhyming since he got here and wouldn't stop. "Right Zecora. And might I say you sound lovely when angry."
Zecora gritted her teeth and took in a deep breath. This crazy, obnoxious darconequus has been here all day. Bugging her about how to make potions. She accepted his request of learning, thinking Twilight's warning about him was over exaggerated. However, he has proven her wrong. So far he has knocked over her pot 3 times and blew himself up twice. She is lucky her house is still standing. Had he not offered to replace anything broke she would have kicked him out ages ago.
"Look I am out of rhymes and I am also out of Bluke Powder! Now either leave or stay very still till I can get back from town with more!! And please, please please, please!!!!! Do not mess with anything!!!!!" Zecora said as she stormed off from the tree.
"Reckless little piece of..." She mumbled to herself as she walked away.
Discord watched as the red hot angry zebra left him alone in her house. He then rolled himself onto the floor and began laughing. His fall shook the house a bit and several things fell off the shelves. Discord barely notice and wouldn't have if a bright pink flower had not fallen onto his nose.
He stopped laughing and sat up holding the pink flower in his claws. "Where have I seen this troubling little plant." He said as he walked over to the book Zecora had been showing him all day. He flipped through it and stopped when he saw the picture of the flower in his claws.
Hearts desire
With the right ingredients, one can make someone's heart wish come true.
Use the following ingredients for the spell.
Hearts Desire
Heart of an oak tree
Leaves of a Dream Fruit
Water of the mirror pool
Discord thought to himself for a moment. He looked back at the flower and saw the resemblance in the flower that she saw in Fluttershy's hair. How that's was it. He wanted to find a way to admit how he felt.
He quickly began to gather the ingredients and made up a potion. He chopped up an acorn from an oak tree. As he did this he began to boil the water of the mirror pool. After the water was bubbling he tossed in the leaves and the acorn. They both dissolved in the water rather rapidly, as if he had put sugar instead of leaves and acorns. He then carefully picked off each petal of the pink flower. He tossed them in one by one and watched as they also dissolved but each time making the water turn a brighter pink. Once the flower was without its leave he chopped up the stem and threw it in too. It for some reason made the potion turn into a love shade of purple.
Discord poured the potion into a cup and took a sip. It started in an instant he felt himself grow in courage. He took another sip for good measures and began to walk out the door.
He opened the door to find Zecora looking as though she was about to come in. Zecora stood shocked that this creature stayed and walked in. "Well, what have you been doing while I was gone?" She asked checking to make sure her house was still in one piece.
"Not much, but I must go now.I must confess my love to Fluttershy!!" He said as he ran out the door and took off flying into the forest. He got about ten feet of flying before he felt exhausted and remembered he had magic. He snapped his fingers and with a flash was gone.
Zecora stood shocked. She scratched her head in curiosity. She was grateful that Discord had finally left her home, but never did she think that he would do so in that manner. She looked around her home and realized a pot boiling. She quickly went and put out the fire under the pot. Once the fire was out she looked inside the pot to find the bright purple potion. Her eyes widened as she looked back out the door. That Discord fellow had made a perfect Heart's Desire potion. Something Zecora took years to make. She thought for a moment about what the draconequus said. She then dropped her things to the floor and took off the find Twilight.
Discord appeared with a flash making the yellow pegasus spill her milk all over the floor at the super market. She looked down at the mess and then back at Discord with an angry stare.
Discord looked at the milk and gave a small grin of apologies. He snapped his fingers and the milk disappeared from the floor. He then snapped again to make 3 bits appear on the cashier desk.
"What did you need Discord?" Fluttershy asked as she continued walking down the aisle. Discord looked at her and began to feel like the courage was quickly running away. he needed more of that potion! But now he couldn't just show up and then disappear like that. Would it be too weird right? Even for him. Discord watched as Fluttershy made her way down the aisle and pick up a thing of eggs slowly putting them in her basket. 'Start a small conversation.' He thought as he made his way to Fluttershy's side again.
"Well, I wanted to see how my dear friend was doing on a lovely day as today." He said trying to focus on something else. He watches as she tried to get something off the top shelf. She of course completely forgot she had wings once again and was now trying to climb the shelf. Discord leaned over her and pulled down a box of cracker holding them in front of her face.
"Oh thank you." She said climbing back down. "And I am doing well. I am working on getting the animals some more food. I have to stock up with Winter just around the corner. They all love staying at my home in the heat for the cold winter."
Fluttershy bent over and grabbed a bag of bird feed off the bottom shelf. Discord tried to keep his eyes off her flank trying not to be rude. He looked up at the ceiling and began to rub the back of his head. He picked his horns as he looked down at her to find her looking at him in the eyes. Darn those eyes, they were way too blue for him to be able to control himself.
"Would you mind getting me something on aisle 4? I need a new bird house. There is a blue jay family that is expecting and I want to surprise them with a nice new little home for them and their little one," Fluttershy said she batted her eyes at him. 'Good Celestia, this chick needed a dark pair of sun glasses. That puppy dog face was something to die for.'
Discord fly off to the aisle and grabbed a green house. He looked along at the other ones and put the green one back and grabbed a blue one instead. He loved the color blue, and this one matched her eyes perfectly.
He took off and met back up with Fluttershy who was trying to lift a big bag of dog food onto the cart. Discord sat the house down and grabbed the bag from her hands placing it into the cart. Fluttershy let out a breath of air and wiped her forehead. "Thank you again Discord."
Discord opened his mouth to give thanks and then felt the hearts desire to build up inside him. Before he could stop himself he shouted. "DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE HAY POT WITH ME?!?" He covered his mouth and looked around at the other few ponies in the store who were now looking at him also. Fluttershy stood looking at him and began to cover her face with her wings. She looked up at him and pulling him along with her cart to another aisle.
Discord stood humiliated, as he watched his crush look at him embarrassed. "Discord, that sounds lovely, though next time. please ask me a little quieter if you um, don't mind. You know I don't like everypony staring at me."
Discord stood dumbfounded. He stared at her shocked that she actually agreed after that. He wanted to fly into the air and shout his praises, but instead, he looked at her and smiled as he snapped his fingers and disappeared.
Discord paced around his seemingly endless closet. After he had left he went home and sent a letter to Fluttershy confirming that they could meet there tonight. Now he paced back and forth and began throwing out several clothes out of his way.
"No, no, no, no, no." He repeated as he threw each suit out of the way. He snapped his fingers and a flash appeared behind him. "Idea."
Rarity appeared behind him and she stood looking absolutely terrified. She looked around the endless closet and moved her hooves out to the floor. She looked up at Discord as he looked at her with a creepy grin.
"DISCORD! What the hay did you do?!?!" She asked ready to punch him.
"Just the pony I need." He said as he snapped his fingers again making a line of blue suits appear. "I got a date, I want to wear something blue." rarity stood dumbfounded and as she looked him over. "Date?" She said trying to wrap her head around it. "With who?" She questioned whether not this was another prank.
Discord looked at her and begun to blush. "Just somepony special. Please do this for me. I will pay you a few bits if you please."
Rarity shook her head to gain refocus. "No need dear, if you are serious about this then I will gladly help you. Though if this is just a prank to waste my time, I will kick you so hard you wish you were stone again."
Discord nodded her head and kept looking through. "You know if this mare is so important why blue? Most stallions or, whatever you are, typically for a black suit to impress somepony."
Discord looked back at her. "One who said this was a mare?" Rarity looked down in shame. '
"I am so sorry I only assumed after knowing you so long that-"
"Joking dear, yes she is a mare. To her eyes. They are brightest of blues. And blue is so much my favorite color. Especially her blue." He said as his eyes wandered off dreaming of the eyes of Fluttershy.
That was when rarity noticed he was quite serious, so she began to look through and picked out several different suits. Well mostly the same suit, but each a different shade of blue. "There you are, dear. Find the blue that matches her eyes."
Rarity backed up and Discord stepped in and looked over the different blues. He looked through the dark blue and light blue. Then he found it, a perfect Sapphire blue. He picked it up and snapped his fingers to try it on. With a flash, he was wearing the suit.
Rarity looked at him in awe. For such a weird looking creature, he sure did dress up nice. Discord looked at her with worried eyes. "So? Do I look ok?" Discord asked as he looked worried at her. He couldn't be more scared in his life.
"You look quite charming. But you can't just look nice. You must also act the part, my dear. For instants, where are you going?" Rarity asked as she had a seat on a near by chair.
"The Hay Pot."
"Ohhh fancy. And perfect for a first date. So you will need some manners for that place."
Discord looked at her in confusion, last time he had manners he nearly disappeared into thin air. "I don't know, last time that happened..."
"Oh I know, Fluttershy told me. But no worries it is not like that. Just a few things that you should try to control while there. You can still have your jokes and pranks and what not. But while you are there you need to try to sit down. And also there are some table manners in which I hope to address."
"Rarity I love sitting I do it all the time."
"Yes but in mid air. Discord you haven't been on the ground since I got here." Discord looked down and didn't realize he had even been floating. He landed himself and worked to sit down. This made him feel a tad weird but nowhere near as bad as he had when he began vanishing. So he sat down and looked back at Rarity expecting to hear what was next.
"See, I know you can do this magic with your hands to do Ummm, amazing things. But at this place, the barking gravy bowl is just not acceptable. You must be able to control your magic to be at your table. you want a nice melody to keep it in the sound barrier of your table. And no flying dishes. I know you like to do silly things but sometimes you must learn control."
Discord nodded and wrote down everything she said. He looked back up once he was done.
"Ok lastly, first impressions. You look lovely but you must also act the part. Bring her flowers. And remember, be yourself."
Rarity said as she began to stand up. Discord followed her movements but lost his place and began floating again. "I have some lovely flowers I grow out front. Would you mind seeing them before I send you home?" He asked as he opened the door to the rest of the house. Rarity nodded and begun to make her way through the upside down living room. She walked out front and looked out on what seemed to be a galaxy.
Discord pointed to his flower bed and showed Rarity his Bluebell singing 'Somepony to Love.' Rarity let out a giggle. "That will work perfectly my dear, but Ummm, turn down the volume a tad remember the restaurant will have enough music itself.
Discord smiled and snapped his fingers. Rarity was gone with a flash. Now one more thing before he goes through with this. He needed to brush his teeth!
He stood at the small cottage outside of town. Discord looked up at door and took in a deep breath. He knocked on the door and held out the flowers, his eyes closed tight in hope that she would just take them. The door swung open and Discord heard a squeal.
He peeked open his eyes and looked at the pegasus holding her wide eyes staring at the singing flowers. She smiled and looked up at Discord. "Thank you so much." She said as she took the flowers and placed them in a vase inside the house. Discord looked at her as she moved. She wore a beautiful green dress. Along the edge of the dress were golden flowers stitched into the fabric. The dress trailed a few feet behind her making her seem even more elegant. She wore also a gold necklace that had a vine with a rose in the center. Emerald green leave lead to the center red ruby rose. Her shoes were an also green with a silver lining along the edges.
"You look, wow." He said dumbfounded for words. He tried to find the right words to describe her as she spun around.
"I am sorry I didn't hear you, what did you say?" She said as she set the vase on the side table and walked toward him.
"I-i umm, said you look gorgeous." He tried not to stare and up looking at a cloud. Fluttershy giggled and continued toward him. " Well for such a fancy restaurant I thought it would be a nice occasion to wear this dress. I had Rarity do it for me a while back when a stallion asked me out but he bailed on me and I never got a chance to wear it. " She explained as she closed her door behind herself.
Discord escorted her down the paved sidewalk and toward down the street. Fluttershy noticed him sweating a bit as he tried not to float in the air and bring Fluttershy with her. Discord looked down and met her eyes. It was that second he lost all sense of gravity. Fluttershy squealed as she felt herself being lifted off the ground. She looked up at DIscord who was smiling as wide as he could. "Umm Discord, no rush or anything but umm, could you I don't know maybe land?!?"
Discord shook his head and came back into reality. He placed his front hind legs back onto the pavement and held Fluttershy in his arms. He slowly placed her back on the ground and she began to straighten her dress back down. He looked away from her and kept walking.
At the restaurant, however, rarity sat hiding in the bushes, anxious to see who in Equestria would go out with Discord. She saw him first coming up the hill. She ducked behind the bushes and peeked through the opening to see who would be accompanying him. She saw him walk up the doors and just couldn't believe her own two eyes. She spotted Fluttershy! So many questions bounced around in her head. She felt rather dizzy before she knew it she had fainted on the dirt. No pony to know she was there she laid there out of the way.
DIscord pulled out a chair and gave Fluttershy a claw to sit down. Fluttershy blushed slightly and looked away as she grabbed his claw and sat down in her seat. Discord blushed also and he moved across from her and walked on all fours to climb into his own seat. Once in the seat, he returned to the proper poster that Rarity told him he would need. He looked at Fluttershy and gave her a smile before speaking.
"So umm, did you have a nice day at the market?"
Fluttershy looked up from her menu and looked toward him She gave him a smile and nodded. "Yes I found this amazing trainer that works to help rescue dogs from the pound and she trains them into being service dogs. So that way the dogs no pony seems to want and up being the dog that somepony needs and can use each day!" She said as she looked back over the menu.
Discord picked up his menu and tried to make himself busy. He shot a glance across the table just to see Fluttershy was already looking at him.She quickly abandoned that look however and went back to stare at her menu. A deep pink blush showing ever so much through her soft yellow fur.
Discord reached across the table and pulled down her menu with his paw. She looked up and Discord took in every second of those deep blue eyes. Fluttershy got lost in his own eye not because of their color, however, but because Discord made his eyes look as if they were a maze. Fluttershy giggled again and gave him a wide soft smile. Discord wished he had a picture just then to catch that moment forever.
Discord took his paw back and set his eyes normal. He didn't want to mark as a creep! He picked back up his menu and began looking over the dessert options. They both sat in silence until one of the waiters came over and took their order.
"Yes, I would like, one Ceaser salad. Along with today's special please." Fluttershy said as she looked at Discord, giving Discord the hint to place his order. He shook his head and looked up at the waiter.
"Yes, well I will take one chocolate Sunday fudge cream cheese cake. Along with a Cheese fountain with all the dippers." He said as he folded his menu and handed it to the waiter. With a courtesy, the waiter walked away with the order on her pad.
However now, there was nothing to hide behind to distract them from the awkward silence. "So, Fluttershy, tell me-" Discord started trying to pick up a conversation. However, this was a very bad idea gone wrong because now he had lost all his words. He struggled on trying to find a good topic in the matter of second as Fluttershy battered her eyes at him. "- Have you ever been here before?" Discord finally said. He wanted to applaud himself for the quick save and the heroic jump to start up a conversation. But he realizes, now was not the time."
"Once before, my father took me here when I graduated high school. But I only had a small salad and dessert. We were not the riches of ponies especially back then. Right when my brother was going through his umm what was it, fifth life goal." She gave a small chuckle and looked back at Discord. "So have you ever been here?"
"Well no, I heard great things but a place like this I thought would be too, calm for me. And being in stone for 1000 years does put a damper on trying new things." He said as he tried to laugh it off.
"Right, so I have a question. Have you ever wanted to do something that you know is against the rules and yet you don't really care because you think it will bring you happiness?"
"Why of course dear, I am the Lord of Choas. Why? What did you have in mind?" He said looking at her, he had never known she was a little bit of a daredevil.
"I alway wanted so badly to break into a zoo and spend the night with some of the animals." She said as quietly as she could but still making sure he could hear her.
Discord wanted to burst out laughing for hearing something so small to sound as if it were an evil deed. He instead felt the Hearts Desire inside himself again. He began to think quietly to himself, begging the hearts desire to just leave him be for right now.
"Well you know my dear, I am rather intelligent with magic. I could just you know, give you whatever animal you please. If of course, that will make you happy." He said praying the server would be back shortly to break this awkwardness.
Fluttershy however, lite up. She gave him the widest smile he had ever seen from her. "that would be amazing Discord. Could you really, that would be amazing. Of course, it would just be for a night right because I am not sure that I can hold too much more animal in my house."
Discord smiled and nodded, pleased to see that she was over joyed. "So Fluttershy, do you umm have anypony else in your life?"
Fluttershy looked up at him in shock. "No-no wait for that's not what I meant. I umm meant like have you made any new friends as of lately."
Fluttershy nodded and began to speak. Discord, however, zoned out. All he could do was look at her in awe as she spoke. Even the way she spoke was amazing. She had a such an amazing voice. He nodded his head every now and then making her feel like she was being listened to. He stared at her eyes as if in a daze. How he could just watch her all day.
His attention, however, was taken back as a hoof came into view holding a plate of cheese cake came into his view. He looked down at the fluffy cheese cake and looked across the table at the salad Fluttershy had ordered. He had begun to eat away at his cake slowly and carefully trying to remember which fork was used for what. He grabbed a fork and began to pick away and eat his cake. He looked across the table at Fluttershy who seemed to enjoy her salad covered in cheese and hay.
Once they had finished Discord waited with Fluttershy in silence waiting for the check.
Discord looked at her for one more time before the hearts desire erupted. "So do you have any idea why I asked you here tonight?" He asked unable to control his own words. He wanted to cover his mouth but something inside him holding his arms in place. Instead, he leaned in forward and Fluttershy did the same.
"It was because I wanted to confess just how madly in love I am with you."
Discord finally gained access to his arms and quickly sat back and covered his mouth. Fluttershy, however, stay leaned in for a moment. Her check began to blush a deep scarlet as she sat back and flew up in her chair.
"ABOUT TIME YOU IDIOT!" She shouted without any control. She quickly looked around and sat back down quietly in her chair. Discord looked at her in shock and joy. He never knew she had the courage to do that. And apparently, she didn't because she now slowly sunk back into her chair covering her face with her wings. Discord saw at how embarrassed she was at that moment and snapped his fingers making a large bag of bits appear on the table. With another snap, they vanished.
However, the now wide awake Rarity stood outside the window in awe of what she had just witnessed. She wanted to pass out again but instead was just seated there unable to move or even close her own jaw. Finally, a server walked up to her from behind. He tapped on her shoulder and made her turn around to face him. "I am sorry to miss but you are disturbing some costumers peering into this window. I am going to have to ask you leave." rarity sat there saying nothing. The server waved his hoof in front of her face, getting no reaction he looked around to his other workers as if pleading for help. they all shrugged and went back to their jobs leaving the server trying to unbreak the dumbfounded unicorn.
"Rarity!" Came a familiar voice from behind the server. he turned to see Twilight standing there with Zecora. The server bowed and moved out of the way. Twilight grabbed her friend and gave her a smack across the face.
"Hey! Oh hey twilight, you won't believe what I just saw!" She said hoping to gossip about this to somepony. "Was it Disocord? And by chance was he with Fluttershy?"
"Well, how did you know?" She asked looking at Zecora.
"Discord took something, that made him do what he alway wanted to do. Hearts Desire."
"Oh you mean the plant that got Applebloom her false cutie marks?"
"Yes but instead he took it as a courage booster and I am worried about what would happen if he got the wrong answer from Fluttershy he might take drastic measures."
"Well I don't know about that but he just told Fluttershy he loved her. And She shouted at the top of her lungs about how she had been waiting for him to say something forever."
Twilight looked at Rarity shocked and then at Zecora. "Any clue where they are now?"
It started as just a kiss. Discord took Fluttershy back to her home and she jumped him and gave him a big wet kiss. She looked at him and Discord felt himself grow a tad scared as he saw the determination win her eyes. Fluttershy began to pull down his pants as Discord tried to keep them up. "Fluttershy, I am not so sure this is a good idea. At least not yet."
"Discord, look at me." She said as she looked him in the eyes. She was battering her eyes again. "I loved you since the moment you stepped foot in my house for the first time. I was hoping that you would have announced it long before mow. But now that I got you. I am not sure just how willing I am to wait out any longer. I want you Discord. I wanted you for a while and it took you forever to admit you wanted me too. I don't want us to waste any more time on awkward silences."
Discord looked at her and gave her a soft smile. He picks her up and moved her and him over toward the bed. He laid down and let her finish her work.
Fluttershy smiled at seeing him coming around and began to remove the belt. "You know dear, I could just snap my fingers and-" Before he could finish he felt a hoof smack away his claws and kept working on removing the belt. "No magic. I want this to be just us." She said as she finished unlatching his belt and pulling it off. Discord chuckled placed his claw on her cheek. Fluttershy stopped what she was doing and looked up at him. He gave her a soft kiss and reached down and began to remove the staps off her dress.
Fluttershy smiled and kissed his nose and went back to work removing the rest of his clothes. After a few minutes of struggling they both managed to remove their clothes.Discord spun Fluttershy around so he got himself a clear view of her virgina. He began to lick away at her slit while she bent over and teased his shaft.
Fluttershy was surprised how well hidden his shaft was because without a little magic that thing would have no where to go and would just be hanging out for the world to see. they each licked and toyed with each other's privates for a moment before finally moving on.
Fluttershy was the first to take in his memeber. She put just the head in her mouth and sucked at it for a moment before she started inching her way further down. Discord applied to tanks in return by sending his extra long tongue down her thin walls. He licked around in circles and panted in and out making sure to take in her amazing scent.
Discord licked around in circles as he moved his tongue wiping each wall as much as he cold. Fluttershy now had about what she guess half of him. She opened her eyes only to learn just how long he was. She had at least 4 inches in her mouth but it seemed she still has 10 more inches to go before finally reaching his end. She closed her eyes back and began to try and take in as much as she could. She carefully pushed the deep blue member further and further down her throat careful not to hit her gag reflex.
Discord moaned slightly as he felt her go further and further down. Each long moan he made into her warm cunt she returned with a small muffled moan. He loved hearing her moan. He dug himself into her walls until he felt her end. His tongue reached every crack and corner of her and he wanted her to know that. He licked away at her cervix and happily drank any juice she gave him. For some odd reason, she tasted exactly like a lemon cake.
Fluttershy sucked away opening her eyes every now and then to see how much further. Finally, she reaches the end and felt his torso hit her nose. She licked away and bobbed her head back forth. She felt his body tense u and felt the river of the vein in his girth begin to expand her throat even more than it already had. She began to slowly pull herself off. She was careful to leave each inch of his girth coated in his saliva. He wanted to shoot his load right there in her nice little mouth. But he held himself at bay for the main event.
Once Fluttershy fully got herself off his huge cock she looked back at her handy work. It must've doubled in length and tripled in width while she was working. She moved her hind legs out from around Discord and sat herself up. She looked at him and then she moved and got onto all fours.
"Go ahead. Just umm, be gentle." She said as she planted her head into the comforter. Discord smiled and repositioned himself. He got behind her and bent his knees to get his penis to her level. he grabbed her flank and pulled it up a bit to lined it with his tip. He then leaned over and bit down onto her neck. Fluttershy squeal as she felt him penetrate her. She gave a slutty smile as she let her tongue roll out of her mouth. Her eyes rolled upward as she felt him go deeper and deeper into her cervix. She wanted to scream for more and jump with joy, but how he was biting her so softly on her neck made her whole body stay in place. She moaned as he pushed himself into her tight walls.
Discord grunted as he tried to hold his position and still push himself further into her. It didn't take long before he hit the end of her. Fluttershy looked back to see most him member still hanging out of her pussy. "Cats a spell to get you all the way in." She said as she sent her head back into the blankets. Discord nodded and snapped his fingers. He then continued pushing into her. He felt her cervix move further back each time he trusted forward.
Fluttershy moaned and yelled softly as he began to pull himself out only to push himself further in. She moaned as he grunted and still bit softly on her neck. Only now he was sucking the bit as if it were a baby bottle. 'That is a hikkie I don't want to explain to my friends for tea tomorrow.' She thought as discord pulled out and pushed in again. 'Screw them though I love that sucking!'
Discord finally got he fully member into the tightness of Fluttershy's walls. he grunted now as he began to thrust himself in and out of her for pure, bliss. He removed his teeth from her neck and leaned his whole body back and bent back down to look as he thrust in and out. He then looked back up and continued the pattern several times. He felt his own balls hit her small pee hole He smiled as he felt her orgasm come at last. Her juices ran and splurted out of her cervix and smothered his pelvis. He didn't stop, however. No, he keeps pushing in and out until she felt his own body tense up ready to release himself. Now he only went faster as he moved felt his load get closer and closer to his tip. FInally, with a final thrust, he pushed himself deep into her pussy and shot his load with a loud moan.
With that, he rolled over and landed himself onto the bed. Fluttershy moved her way over and curled up under his arm. She laid down and Discord watched happily as his new mare friend drifted into a blissful dream. He rolled his head over to look out the window, he watched out for a moment. He looked closely when he saw a small purple tip of something just at the edge of the window. He looked down at Fluttershy and got himself up, careful not to wake her. He moved over to the window and ducked under it.
Twilight was bent over the other two with her wings covering them. They all had just watched their friend get roughed up by Discord. Twilight was trying to take notes during it, mostly because this is the first time a draconequus has ever had sex with a pony. She wanted to see just how far they would go. But when they all saw Discord begin to turn his head. They all ducked as silently and fast as they could. "Do you think he saw us?" Rarity asked. She hated spying on a friend like this but she wanted to be sure Fluttershy was alright and when she saw what was happening she found it rather hard to turn away. Though Zecora seemed not to have been watching the ponies she was watching the crazy onlookers backs. She was one that didn't care to see any of what she had witnessed.
"I don't know lemme check," Twilight said as she poked her head back into sight of the window. She noticed, however, Discord was gone.
All the sudden all she saw was the red of an eye as her and the other three ponies were tackled to the ground. Twilight and Rarity tried to scream but found their mouths covered.
Discord held the zebra by his tail and the other two in by his paw and claw. "You have 20 seconds to explain why you were spying on us. Or so help Celestia I will figure out a way to turn each one of you into stone." Discord said angrily. He looked at Twilight first who used her horn to elevate t notebook. "Research." She said with a hopeful smile. Discord, however, did not approve of this answer and set her on fire. Within barely a second she gone and only smoke remained.
Rarity hung terrified of what her fate would be. "W-what did you do to her?"
"Don't worry, a little trick I learned from a small dragon in town. I am sure Celestia would love a visit from her favorite student. It just so happened that her student held a book of naughty deeds she had watched. Maybe Celestia has more patience for those who are on lookers. Now your turn deary. Explain."
Rarity hung and finally spoke. "Twilight said you used heart desire and we were scared that if Fluttershy didn't have the feelings for you that you had for her that you might try and hurt her." She said all in one breath.
"Well that is good to know that you care for your friend, my question is why did you stick around after you learned what was really happening?"
"Because I couldn't find myself to walk away." She said trying to smile as Twilight did. Discord looked down and realized that this creeping mare was rather turned on by the way he and Fluttershy were handling their date. He sent up a flame and teleported Rarity to the only person that could handle her at that moment. Spike, would be able to help her with what ever she needs, besides the little guy might thank him one day.
"Now you miss Zecora, He said as he brought his tail around himself to see the zebra hanging by her torso. She looked at him rather upset.
"I wasn't watching you one bit. I saw the first second then turned my back. Such an act deserves privacy, besides I saw enough of you in that one second than I ever wanted to see. I was merely there watching the back of those other two in case somepony walked up the path."
"So let me get this straight, tonight I had a researcher a turn of slut and a watch dog all poke in on what wasn't any of their business? Great. Ok, here is a tip for you three, don't tell anypony about what you saw and certainly do tell Fluttershy you saw it!"
Zecora nodded as Discord released her and let her drop to the ground. "Go home." He said as he made his way back to the cottage. He made his way into the window and climbed back into bed. Fluttershy snuggled up against him and he placed his head on top of her. He let his eyes drift him into sleep.
Best Date Ever.
Author's Note
Okay, so this is what happens when you leave a draconequus alone in a potion makers house.
Also, I finally learned how to spell tongue. Isn't that neat?
TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE
Yeah, I may have problems.
