My weird life (remade)

by Dragontamer99

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Luna, Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Romance, Sex, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Human, Main 6
Length: 9628

a world filled with chaotic power filled with destruction a human has shown up to this world will you find what he can do to save it or will he not he's in the ancient time that he doesn't even know troubles a hundred million years or even more who

this life that he's started is now the life that he must serve instead he fall into this setting now it's his time to save the planet with this new powers that he has no clue or no idea sits in the Pod and stasis pod for 5 million years because the dinosaur age it's so now it's his time to wait until the time comes

Note 6 tag does not mean anything about sex it doesn't lead to sex related things I'm not really good at writing clop so just letting you know it will lead to some Decor tag lead some gore of course and other things my it has gotten better if anyone would like to help me do better at writing and check on my work message me or private message me do what you think will be good and then you can help me with what you can do and maybe I can get a proofreader

A displaced story

Published 2017-08-07 00:00:10 UTC
Last updated 2018-02-09 17:28:11 UTC

Chapter one [remade]

Author's Note

Hey everyone this is an author's note I decided to fix the story and read change it let's just hope you guys enjoy it I mean it has bad grammar and it but not as much I've been studying in school so I can do better grammar and make it so it's much fun to read so if you do see some in Corrections and different kind of Corrections or like really bad placement of words I'm sorry about it but I'm doing my best to do the grammar by I hope you like it I changed it hope you like the story I'll be at release releasing the second chapter I'll be making the 3/3 chapters soon I believe so hope you enjoy this chapter why it last and why I go and continue to make another chapter

Chapter one [remade]

hello there my name is Ryan crop tool yeah I know my name is weird but the weirdest thing is the life that I will be coming to the story starts out where

I was just minding my own business I had a pretty good life really didn't have very much to do I usually did normal routines go to the bathroom go to work go to other stuff and drive the car around and I am 18 years old forgot that say that beginning she always into juice how I am and how old I am I'm brood like that anyway how my story begins well let's see I started out as a normal day where normal things happen not anything so you may think man you have a normal day going on not really this is the true story of how it begin how it all began how

I fell in love and hella fell apart and how I got powers that I might regret but never ever have ever realized how useful they were

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Ryan sweetie can you come downstairs yes Mom I'll be down there in a second this was the day where I was going to get a job a job that I always wanted a job did I kind of wanted a monster truck driver to guess why do I want to be a monster truck driver I don't know it's been a little thing for me since I was a little kid

so I just kept packing up my stuff to get ready and ready I did get ready so what I did was pack up the necessary equipment nothing all I needed was my intelligence of monster truck driving so what happens now is again to the car wait for my mom to come into the car then after she gets into the car I decided to just play some music on the radio but something in a corner of my eye catches me off-guard and it seems it's white I mean like super white I mean is properly radiating white I mean like seriously if you decided to look up in the Sun and just decided to put it right next to the corner of your eye I'm at the corner of the Sun but you like almost getting Blind by it so I decided to go investigate it either was like a metal that's what I thought but the same time I always wondered what a blinding light I got closer and closer and I got so close that the light just disappeared and next thing

I know there's blue all around me and you know Looney Looney Tunes shows well you know how the physics work and you're just in mid-air standing nothing happening well I'm just going to say that's pretty much what I did so obviously was not to look down but Faith decided hey since he's not looking down that screw over the Looney Tunes logic so we decided to put you and make you fall on your own so you decided what happens next you know what happens next I start falling and falling you know the ground would become like very soon but you know it feels like ours maybe minutes maybe I feel like even eternity I was falling until I saw a giant leaves and then I feel on top of those giant leaves never knew that leaves could get that big

I fell down on each leaf and each time I hit the leaf I slipped you another leaf and then just constantly running like a ping pong ball but downward until I hit the ground I looked around me in the giant forest a forest with huge trees with giant leaves you know I would question where I am right now but right now my brain is going on at war with each other but since my brain is going to war with each other why not let's go and look around why don't we so I started to walk off wondering where I was and where I am cuz that bright lights inside that put you in some sort of forest of giant leaves you know and you know how the natives that trap lines or any kind of food like zebras or anything and they cover it up with leaves or some sort of thing place it over a giant hole

I mean seriously I can see the leaf everywhere so I walked around it and then instead of falling down the giant hole I fell down a small hole and then let's say a giant tunnel like the sea I don't even know if I'm in the prehistoric times I feel like I am because giant leaves you don't see those often and last time I checked up on my history it was in the dinosaur age where there was actually giant leaves so am I where giant dinosaurs are going to be because I don't mind living with giant dinosaurs I mean I could tame them I mean it might be hard to tame a dinosaur but why not anyway I finally fell and hit the floor face first let's just say face with Floor Wood dirt floor does not feel good hurts really badly you say I got a bloody nose facing for versus face

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oh my God I been walking the same direction for about 10 hours and nothing's happened this clearly turtle that someone dig leads absolutely nowhere I just been walking walking I don't know alright been walking for the longest time whoever made this tunnel I'm going to find him I'm going to go up to him and say where is your mother then slap him make him unconscious put him back for his mother give birth to him he was stupid super long don't know why don't know why he did it that was what was going on in my brain and kept walking my legs are getting tired I was getting hungry and you know when you get hungry start starving and it's it's not fun seriously I've been walking for like hours I mean I really wanted to know who made this time no and then I hit a door guess what the door had on it queue trivia music that's right there is a lock on it no not just one lock there was like 50 locks on this door 50 God dang locks on it I mean seriously who needs as many locks for one door so I decided you know if I'm going to be stuck down here might as well test out and how was strong in these locks are the first one I taught touched it fell off the second one that touched Phil off so I just touched all of them and they all fall off whoever made this whole banded it a long time ago I mean seriously it had no resistance whatsoever well at least I don't have to do anything any side quests to get a key or any like here's the key you can unlock this door now

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You know those days that you walk through the door and then you keep walking and now I'm in a room filled with test tubes with lots of fluid in them with different things 11th right next to me and let's not forget I giant God dang syringe I mean this thing is like 25 ft in the air and you want to know what's under a little seat and like this thing is like huge what will I push to do like sit under a huge God dang whatever kind of thing that is like a giant syringe cuz why not well all these potions and all these other things are glowing rainbow colors I mean all of the potions on the Shelf each one I look at the rainbow so I decided to see if the switch right next to me was a light switch guess what it wasn't a light switch it decided since it's not light switch decided to dump all the potions inside the giant syringe and all the potions got mixed up in this world together and decided hey let's make a giant Christmas tree of fluids and all the fluids came into it with glass and all that stuff guess what came from the ceiling a giant god dammit alarm strand of my hair and then put it inside Giant syringe I guess to put my DNA in it for I don't know what reason but when it put that DNA in it and decide to just go playing it went totally blue I mean really blue what is not my favorite color but as soon as I said that since you don't like that color let's make it red yes my favorite color is red I mean literally I mean seriously I love the favorite color red so now I'm just wondering what to do now the door shut behind me when I pull the lever. Forgot to mention that so now I'm checked in here for the giant syringe under a seat so I decided hey since I have nothing better to do why not go under it because that's a great idea going to the Giants range and see what happens great great idea most fantastic idea I have ever cuz I don't know what these fluids do so what I decide to do go under the giant syringe so I sat down into the chair there is 11 right next to me in the chair so why not just pull it I pulled it and guess what happened the giant syringe stab me in the arm and guess what happened to all that fluid which straight into my body I'm just going to say you know how hot the sun is you know like seriously like it's the hottest thing in the universe have more heat to it and more like complex he and stuff that has the most heat yeah I'm just going to say pretend you're on that planet of pain I'm going right now

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Now since that's over and how much pain I went through I felt power very much power like I feel like Superman on drugs know no better than drugs I mean like morphine or on what does that mean yes I drilled in shock I feel like I stabbed myself with like 16 of those or even more I don't know it it just feels like I have like the most energetic thing ever like seriously I feel like mentally stabbed so many times by it and seriously I never felt so good in my life before so I punched the wall like like punch the wall I mean like lately touched it with my finger I just want you to figure out what you know how one punch man does like one punch everything and he like Just Hits one thing and it explodes 10 times that with your finger and pretend that 10 times the finger that you just did and you touch the wall and you decide to make a fire mild crater around shooting a circle guess what my brain state was in right now did you see that my brain state was at War than ever my brain cells were dying like literally I always trying to figure out why and how and what just happened and you know I don't know if I became one punch man but if I did I'm not going to have fun cuz I just literally one punch you every enemy that I come across if I did I'm not going to be happy I mean seriously like this 5-mile radius of a crater just letting you know the the giant leaf for stye feeling yeah it doesn't exist anymore just a giant crater I mean literally well this is a story of how my life starts I think where my new Life Starts but before I do anything guess what survived of all the things that I thought wouldn't survive I'm not a big scientist or anything or like a mental scientist but you know I know little bit about science I mean I was a very good person in science or guy I just like science I mean science is my favorite subject but I thinking of what this is It's a stasis pod and it's filled with water so guess what I decided to just cuz I had no clue what's going to become of me I don't know if I was in a dinosaur that would be a good idea so when I opened or surprisingly the water didn't flow out it just stay there just put it didn't move it didn't even fall and my brain State decided hey let's not question it anymore let's just go inside so I wanted to see if I can bring it in this water since the fall of the laws of physics so I went inside the chamber the water does solved into my skin yeah I made them water like seriously might my whole body is like me I think I'm water man I don't even think that's a real superhero well I'm just going to set the time the date 1 million years and yeah why not yet 1 million years actually this make that 11 million no they make it 5 million yeah that's good and now we wait and see what happens in the future.

Chapter two [ remade]

outside the states is pod time seem to be flying by flying by it did in that stasis pod lots of things happened not many things but lots of things like the world getting hit by me years the dinosaurs getting wiped out humans getting remade and then

lots more technology got better flying cars got way bigger a lot of things happening at million years one day a scientist found a stasis pod with me in it of course he discovered a being inside way before it was rusted and he got so much money like that scientist literally get the money and people try to break the pot in scientist government use all and to contact life itself you know since

we wanted to contact aliens anyway time passed more and more each day passing by like a rocket ship none of the scientist could ever get the bean out of the stasis pod so what day do they put them into the stasis pod had instead of 5 million years I slowly was turning down in 4232 even one there are 1 million years left until the stasis pod that the bean was in would be free but years Windows years lots of things happened not many things that I could say but what two things did happen because I could see everything in front of me but let's not do this in first person let's go back to third person why don't we aliens did come to planet Earth for a few of them even the aliens could not get the bean out of the stasis pod they use undeniably technology but they cannot break the stasis pod but that was the day Amir, unfortunately, was coming towards their planet well this was it for the beans let's see say when that meet your head let's see about 360 years went by and it was pretty bad then the first evolution came let's go back to you real quick Ryan I'm under a boulder and rocks and debris yeah okay that's it yet that's go back to where I was saying anyway being started coming out of the ocean but what we used to be on started to change and change it did change so much that equines were starting to turn smart each equine how it a different type of wings or horns or Nothing at All and then one day 2beans of got it like that that technology because that Technologies like to overpower for them so yeah anyway even Alicorn goddess cannot get them out but since the Alicorn gullace were Immortal they could wait they could so life went on the racist ponies and all that other stuff then I would come out

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I open my eyes and saw a winged Pony thing equine horse with a horn on it well I already knew that was a pony I did see them Evolution so I acted surprised so to the beans of the Alcorn both of them male and female I just freaked out let's just say you know how certain cartoon characters do that bouncing around and all that stuff that's what I did I did tarte cartoon watch it because the more cartoonish the world became I cartoon the world see more cartoonish so much of that anyway when I looked at the Elkhorn girl she seem to be pregnant like gold pregnant like say that again and you got another watermelon are you put those two together and you put them like on top of each other that's that's how big her belly was lol I to feet anyway I was talking to them the female and all of them were in a castle they have my stasis pod outside for some reason the castle I'm just going to say how far the castle was I was in the best of the judging and distance but I would say about 300 feet and the horse started to you you know how you start feeling water and you hear water pregnant horse started screaming the horse started screaming like someone murdered her like seriously and like when I started seeing her spasm I'm not a doctor by the way I'm seriously not a goddamn doctor but you know since I'm there why not trying to be a doctor yeah let's do that

Anyway just as she was having problems she started panicking and saying of baby was coming or full for coming this world I would have to learn their language anyway since I since I had these new powers why not help the woman right so what I did was I ask permission from her husband and he accepted me to do it and what I did was grabbed her to hind I actually didn't do that but it was like like freaking out so you know I decided not to class her front Hooves so her husband went up to her house or hers and did stuff so I put wooden hand on her side of her thigh and started using healing magic so or whatever Medical Supply makes it so it makes it so so when you stick your hand up a horses pussy and I'm just going to say it feels rather moist and very soothing in God man I've been feeling a touch from a woman than 5 million years God damn anyway I put each Filly I believe horse baby horses are called no I think Philly's r ponies that damn it I've been calling them horses this whole time for some reason the husband of this charade started to have a seizure I don't know why you just started having a seizure like literally starts pad me on the ground and then died that's great like how could I tell Hughes did I felt no Aura I didn't send him breathing since he I have these new powers I can send clearly anything and this is bull crap I can't take care of his kids well I think that's what the money is going to ask me so what do I do I turn to the mother and yeah she's Dead 2 oh God damn god dammit god dammit Jesus home I post to take care of two Phillies I mean wait a second I have powers I mean I don't know if I can bring them back to life or like anything like that so I started using healing Magic

so I started healing the mother and the mother came back to life so this put me into a rant a red that I was saying to myself constantly how my healing powers worked so the rent was so my powers do not work with dead people that have natural causes but when they die on naturally then I can heal them but the mother die naturally that mother did die of giving birth but since I'm such a nice guy I decided to do it I mean this clearly this relationship is going way too quick like so much stuff is going away to click quickly like I can on my States is pot right and all sudden the horses having the pregnancy and having her. And then her husband starts to die for like no reason and then you know the mother I decided hey let's get this guy I barely know and give him my phone that's a total lie I already know that they live forever

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So the Phillies grew up time went by me and Phillies were totally together Luna like me the most Celestia didn't hang out with me very often because she thought I was strange I went to school with them to school a lot because I wanted to act like the biggest brother so days and days went by Luna love me the most so I gave Luna the most tension I also gave you the attention she needed I kissed her give her goodnight kisses talk to her and did the same thing with Alia Bhatt is more about it she loves the attention I storge used with her if if I appreciate it her night and I told her that the night was beautiful each morning each person to trust your night the night is just a thing that people can be afraid of Darkness can spread but Darkness can also be a light I tried telling Celestia about how she was going to get jealous of her if she didn't give the attention she needed but she didn't she didn't try to do what I asked you so Nightmare Moon became a thing I tried to reason with Luna but she couldn't Celestia trapped her into the moon and then blame me for it but she shut me and stone what stupid thing underground lair and put me deep underground and put dirt over me like seriously dirt and all the events of Nightmare Moon then they have Asian in all that stuff Castle came by years on years went by and then the Cutie Mark map decided that it was my time to come alive The Troop Army was planning on letting me out I was trapped the world needed me and nothing could stop what was coming Amir that was going to wipe out the planet so slushy I wasn't happy she grabbed my statue and tried it go put it back the me around with her and then Twilight send a message to Luna to stop her from doing it because it was on a cutie mark nap so when Moon that came Luna was not happy of what celestial is doing let's just say angry at Celeste yeah it's not a pretty sight since he was arguing about how I made her into Nightmare Moon and how I was the one that made her into what she was and all that other stuff for her brother to come back home and she would be happy everyone would be happy when I came back to save the world from Total Annihilation from a meteor and what that mean your contain was my one weakness that could destroy me without no problem to be

To be continued

Chapter 3

you know how I said Luna very protective over me let's just say that Luna is so overprotective of me that she goes overboard sometimes like literally overboard she gets so angry with so many people make fun of me people might even like making fun of what I look like and Luna would be there to defend me or just say she doesn't get happy let's just say that every moment that we make with our siblings or any kind of siblings I just say that it's not very nice it it isn't if you make friends with your siblings and they are very over protective of you sometimes it's cool to have an overprotective sister I mean who wouldn't have overprotective sister I mean if you would be in an area with an overprotective sister there are some times that are not first off it's because if cuz if you do have an overprotective sister it's not really good if you have

a non overprotective sister I mean they do both love me you in different ways but if you take care of certain the sister it's going to make the other sister and not very likely to do anything and it's not going to be a good thing at all let's just say that Luna has a tendency to get angry at people that the tend to say that I was the problem even though she blames herself and now since last yet threatened me that she was going to put me in stone again yeah I don't think that's going to be a good thing to mention to a Luna, yeah I think so I'm going to get beat up h---

oh they're fighting right now I think that's the end of my rent sister what are you doing with our brother and what I hear about you putting him into the dungeons that I hear that right Celestia I mean I thought I heard something else but I'm pretty sure I heard that you were going to put our own brother that I haven't seen over on a millennium into the engine for my mistake sister I think we might have to talk in private

and so they walked away and now I'm left to my thoughts well that went well I thought but I did not notice let's just say a lot of ponies behind me like not just one or two or Thrice or even just a couple I'm just going to say the whole town was around me the whole goddamn town I mean this he decided to stare at me anyway so it's very uncomfortable for me I mean like really uncomfortable for me so now I'm at the destiny Patel's but I'll do my best I mean I only studied monster trucks for a living what can I do with this

the first one seems like a lavender seems to be an Alicorn have to ask either Luna I don't think I can talk to his last year for a while I think I do have a forgiveness little thing because I mean I'm not that bad of a guy I mean everyone makes mistakes even the most millennium people that stay alive for a long time and I can understand that sometimes we will be 6 Immortal Gods can make mistakes

anywho it seems that she's with someone I do not know it looks like yellow with blue and I'm looking at this guy and he's like the cringiest thing I have ever seen and I just want to punch his face I mean I'm a nice guy I don't like punching people I mean this guy has literally a punch bowl facing hey go ahead punch it it's free to do it I mean that's what kind of face I'm looking at right now it doesn't seem good at all and it way it seems they have a feeling together it looks to be nightmarish thing with slitted eyes how to ask someone about that cuz I don't think that's normal if I think the only thestrals have those eyes but I could be mistaken who knows they could have adopted that child anyway next person or should I say Pony I don't give two craps I'm not using the pun at why is it sound bad it will it took 30 years for Celestia to turn 18 yeah I knew that I wasn't going to grow old so yeah that's a thing

anyway I think I shouldn't move on to the next person this pony looks to be a cowgirl and she seems to she's married to some sort of weird green horse thing with a question mark on its face like I'm not joking it has a little Christian mark on its face like A really well drawn? It would even be funny if his name is anonymous

and it seems we have a high-class looking Noble here so white with purple hair and it seems that she has a really you could choose married and she looks like she's married to another Noble I can just say he looks fancy he isn't a God damn Monica on his face He's already good in my notebook anyone that has a monocle on his face he's already in my favorite category section why I just like people with Monical's Monical's to make you look cool just like bow ties you didn't get that reference screw you

And on the other side we have some sort of purple with highlights of blue in her hair and she seems to be married to this cult that has a must little goatee I think it's a goatee and I'm not good at coloration but I'll try my best what his color looks like looks kind of 10-ish now it's not 10 whatever he has a white polka dots all over his face and back not saying as a bad combination and it seems they have a filly with them now let's move on to your next victim. I base my

and he seems to be married he looks like spiky I wouldn't be surprised if his name is Spike I'm placing two bits down Spike an anonymous I already have two bits ready yet don't worry I didn't respond those in with my powers Yeah extinct but magenta at the same time I don't know why it just does anyway I think there is the next one let's see we have this rainbow hair very colored person looks cocky don't know how she got this guy looks like he's from some sort of professional team that does air stunts if I swear I'm thinking this in my head but I swear that I'm getting like Visions but at the same time I don't think I am don't know why it's weird and I think the yellow Pegasus is pregnant as well so I think that's all of them let me look around let's see and it seems like there has to be a pink pony she seems very calm cuz she's also married to this other guy that seems calm and I think they're both pretty calm I think after I Millenium of sleeping in a statue or not able to sleep in this. You going to be pretty tired so I'm just going to faint here yeah and everything just went-----

to be continued

Chapter 4

Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.

Chapter 5

Author's Note

I did do a sex scene so I hope it was good so tell me how good it was

Chapter 5

5666 years ago

So I started in this world not too long ago this world is kind of just a thing the thing that I do not know what to do.

This world was very weird for me in their first 50 years when I came into this planet when I helped after I decided to help the country and all that stuff that happened over I thought of this through when I was in the hospital when I was in the hospital bed as well.

Good brother, I wasn't always there for them I wasn't always a great so I showed off and did things that you know would have shown that was good in a way never really happened.

Years did go by but one of the sisters that I did love very much was Luna she was slowly developing feelings, not for brother but lover that I am truly not in the castle she usually King by me usually did things that humans usually don't do or what like brush against me without no reason did some sort of flicking with their tail from behind ever meant in any pony way is a difficult culture cuz when you're in the human world you have to learn all these new Customs UK you took your taught differently in the human world each and every single thing that happens in the human world you are taught differently but the say someone decided hey let's pick this guy off the planet and put them in this planet and then you have to get socialized with the new culture system when the girls or mares, in this case, do things that you're not custom to like give you a rose that apparently is meant to mean something.

Roses apparently mean you are accepting that person into your herd or into your relationship what that was I thought Luna was just giving me a flower just because she loves me it was super not at all what I thought was not at all what I thought it was kind of just strange cuz luhnow is just so happy once I accepted that flower you know I never seen Luna that happy before I'm just going to say she was just really happy you know I don't like seeing you upset spaces two sisters and ponies are not my true sister and blood-related not to break her heart so I went with it and the set you know what screw it I don't care.

You know sometimes when you say screw it and you don't care sometimes you do conventionally regret it because it's less yet did not like that one bit that you know I decided to court, my own sister, sometimes I really don't understand this world I understand that the percentage of girls are way more than males in this world but at the same time why is incest a thing it shouldn't be a thing it really shouldn't I'm saying I know I'm saying this and stuff I shouldn't be and it's a people are lucky that I'm with this particular princess but I really don't like it I'm a nice guy I do not like making other people cry it makes me feel bad about myself” cry it makes me feel like a total dick wipe and I love Lena like for the bottom of my heart and I would never like to see her cry.

Because when sisters cry and you known them for the longest time it really does get to you because when you know someone and you love them it kind of hurts when you see them cry break their heart so you have to say yes to this incest stuff that I will accept your flower but all the other stuff might have to come into later because I have to get used to customs years went by first you wasn't happy about it but she seen Luna so happy she didn't question it and then keep on going with the life even though it was happening started the things started happening even though that's list year did not approve of the relationship I had with Luna I even told her the I would have felt if I would have broken luna's heart but she didn't understand me and smiled at me and she didn't complain about it plan about it because of how happy she thought luna became more more touchy-feely type started feeling me up staff that lovers are supposed to do on the way she passed by me she would she would wrap until around my leg every mare that stared at me thought I was in some sort of thing but since the ponies knew what that meant all of them were smiling at us.

Just letting you know I felt the most awkward in my life like seriously it was very awkward the things that she would have done to me and public should full on kiss me in public one knew who I was and how my relationship was let's just say a lot of people we're very confused yeah I'm calling them people I'm not using this stupid those Pony terms I mean who decides to come up with them if someone comes up with a stupid name I'm just going to stop them creator that made that name and slap them.

But things moved on years went by and Luna became happier than anyone has ever seen Luna me that evolve things that are supposed to be intimate you say this is what happened in a room last night

“a second I thought I said you're not allowed to have sexy time I even specifically was going to unadd this because you're punished for making fun of me in the last chapter”

Oh no it's not you again what you want from me please just leave me alone I'm about to get laid and you're about to write it just get it over with

“no I'm not going to get over it you did amazing thing you call my riding bad I'm punishing you-you're not allowed to have it chapter I even said it in the last chapter”

We're having a mental moment why do you bother us I want to get laid but you have to be sucky at writing sucky keeping track you suck at writing seriously who did suck at writing you even do any proper grammar you just put a glob of words together and say oh that's a good piece of work let me guess upload this and just make it mine because it looks good that's what you sound like not editing anything you use this stupid voice thing just to get it out there who are you who you here to judge me get laid that's it stack up there yeah I'm using it and I decided to get a card out and I'm going to prove it to you so you can see this sex card yeah I'm using it and there's nothing you can use and do it and fix your grammar you do not write well so can I get back to my robot and take with my Lulu I want to screw her silly that she can't walk straight and you blocked me for saying curse words I hate you so much so how much I hate you now let me get back to work

"😢 😭 😱 😠"

Now where were we that's correct me and Luna decided to test it out even though I did not like it it was an interesting thing I mean I'm about to screw a horse not a horse but a pony I mean seriously (mental note kick authors ass oh-oh so you let me swear in these little thoughts I have okay I see how it is)

Me and Luna even though I'm going to feel the weirdest sensation

: Okay the sex is going to begin just letting you know praying this anything like this so I'm going to make it pretty short I'm sorry if it is too short but it's my first little introduction to into this thing so let's get ready and see how crappy of a job I did leave a comment of how crappy I did with this the sex scene:

Nuna comes out of the shower from my right she looks sideways and left head towards your left cheese saunters over towards me she's apparently wearing a lingerie and not to say anything but damn ponies look sexy in lingerie she comes towards me sauntering over silver onto the bed and hops onto it to my eyes and start to speak

“Hello my big boy or should I say my human boy play thing I will use tonight you just look so sexy in the Moonlight and I just want to say you ain't my beautiful night sky I work so hard on worth it because I get to see all of it on your face looks so beautiful ” she kisses your face to go down towards your lips and starts and starts to make out with you really making out with you she starts to moan and you open your mouth she explores it and feels your canines and she loves it the thrill of feeling those flooring her mouth as well the Smooth Criminal system can convert to plants into of the I think you can also taste a little flowers the flowers came taste disgusting in your opinion but since you're making out with a horse that kind of eats plants it's kind of making your erection go away rain song that says rain go away not that kind of ruined the moment for you but you have to make it emotional for your lovely companion that you're about to screw senselessly until she can't walk anymore.

She breaks off the kiss because she needs air say something to you “hey Big Boy I feel something down there that's poking me that you're happy to see me or is that your little friend telling me that he needs attention you “ on the neck “now let's see how your little friend like some attention she Trails down Kisses Down towards your chest towards your belly towards your lower groins and sniff that jungle that you have in your crotch area smells your Musk he starts to like it she's inhaling deeply “your friend is happy to see me I think your friend wants attention should I give it a kiss” you not really fast nodding I mean you can eat literally hear your bones cracking and she starts licking it your shaft all the way to the tip of your shaft open her mouth her lips over the tip of your dick.

And starts to very gently sucking and she does this for a while going around licking it around like a lollipop sucking it down going up and down bobbing your head you even are enjoying the pleasure head and forcefully gagger she doesn't stop you keep doing it and keep on going and going so good you don't want it to stop the warm and death of her throat is so good. Bothered you think why you haven't ever tried this but you also notice something suspicious she would gag more but she's not she only gagged once this whole thing and stop gagging thing that God damn it's awesome and hot now that you didn't even notice that you came and she opens her mouth is so hot you actually said that out loud.

“who selling things I'm hot I started to grind I need attention you know girls need attention to you know you're going to be your marefriend because I think are so precious to me I just love you oh you might be my brother I think I have more feelings with you than ever explain of how much I love you how much I love you take my virginity away and I'll let you have that honor benz down but you never got this service her do you start to be a kind gentleman and start picking down hurt from her neck towards her wings which she starts to moan that you started to even rub her wings gently rubbing them softly and still chilling kisses down her back her Little Pony hole and start going down to her vagina luscious blue vagina it looks so beautiful in the Moonlight it's slick texture reflecting off the Moonlight you can't even begin to tell how much you just decided to dive into that Crescent of a vagina just letting the people know out there you're a goddamn virgin you don't know what the hell you're doing

(I don't know enough about the female body anything body that I did not know it turns it down because I might skip some words that do not belong and stuff I do know the vagina and there are g spots but I don't know what region they're in so is not going to be perfect)

You start settling into her vagina she is moaning like the cat from hell what's a reference right now because right now your face is half buried in a vagina help more to be proud of yourself your father or your mother went to be proud of yourself second off a pony right now and your parents wouldn't be so happy hearing that you sucked off a pony.

You find her clitoris and start to play with that biting it gently and wiggling it she starts to moan out loudly first orgasm comes since you gave her orgasm you decide why the put your dick inside her cuz why the hell not slowly angelina you slowly inch luna Luna looks behind you and looks at you with a gaze that says that she doesn't want the field they're hurt inevitable 2 dodges this barrier something on the way in your entrance you look at Luna with that look that tells her that this is going to hurt solely you thrust into her and she cries out in pain and pleasure you let your dick stick into her for a while and let her just freddy she nods and you start thrusting in and out and start a rhythm find her G-spot which you don't know anything about cuz you don't know where the G-Spot is in the pony you do look at the pony but you do not know what the ponies G-spot is so you start thrusting up in different areas in her vagina .

Then you had something that makes her moan out and pleasure you g Spot so you start to hit that spot constantly she moans are constantly that spot is causing her to have a hair trigger she currently has a orgasm every 3 minutes and constantly squirts so much pleasure that she can't even make a lick of sense you're about to come but you don't know if you're allowed to come inside her so you said screw it you're a different species so since you're so pinned up you come inside her.

You guys are both tired and decide the rest even you are exhausted with the powers that you have the person that helped you at all so you said to go along with Luna

“I love you, my lovely brother, ever leave me I would hate myself if anything bad happened to your future I would love to have a filly it's you what related so I think I do love you” she kisses me and falls asleep and starts to cuddle against me very closely and she's the little spoon and I'm the big spoon big spin because I'm very short for my size think is kind of reversed

So I fall asleep as well night ever even if that stupid doctor has written in this and he needs a life spell correctly author if you're reading this no one loves you go kill yourself you're bad at spilling you're bad at writing you're bad at writing sick scenes ever love you you keep building my story slave someone better will come along the way and take the story from you no one loves you go kill yourself stupid author can make good stories question marks pronouncing and using stupid websites god I'm so lucky I got laid with Luna not you making me up just so you can have your little fantasy with Luna I know how much you love Luna from you I just took her virginity from you have fun little screw or I don't even care that you just bleeped me there will ever love you I'm hugging your waifu - - - - - - - - - - -

😈 this guy needs to die help me turn we will destroy him sure his life is destroyed you'll Never Love This I will close it down if I have to this guy is too much of a dick story villain that will beat you and make you recruit call me bad at grammar you will get destroyed and no one will ever hear you again evil laugh yeah weather best at doing evil laughs that was kind of awkward wasn't it kind of awkward building up all of that and just to make it awkward well let's just say the abbreviation that the next chapter will come up

To be continued what an f******* I even put myself out see I make myself happy.

Chapter 6

“Man it was a fun night with luna” I I mean that seriously that was such a great night that I don't even know what to say about it I don't know if I should be Splendid or should I be even more excited that I got to spend the night wait what am I saying I just got laid by my sister the sister I love so much why did I agree to that.

That shouldn't be a good thing I shouldn't be happy about that I literally just did it with my sister assistant no less I spent my whole life caring about and I decided just to take the stuff that was most important to her which was her virginity.

This is not good she was supposed to find selling nice someone good someone that it wasn't her own family even though I'm not related to her this shouldn't be the thing I care too much as a brother I mean seriously what kind of brother.

Brothers are not posed to be doing that to their sisters mean I spent my whole life carrying for Luna making sure she didn't save nightmares making sure she never ever had anything like that but no I had to go ahead and screw my sister that I cared for so much that you know the family relationships didn't go registering in my head I am so retarded

(*cough* you are retarded yeah but you didn't listen to me what I decided to do to make you regret things)

Oh my God it's you again why can't you just leave me alone and let the story go you're breaking the fourth wall too many times you shouldn't be able to break the fourth wall this many times you're ruining this fanfic a 4th wall breaking seriously what made you decide hey let's make this Fick ruined by doing this and let's do this I just put some fourth-wall-breaking but you're putting too much in god you're an idiot no let me continue the story you stupid writer you are dyslexic now go die in a hole freaking prick

( god. I was only trying to help still retarded)

So now I have to regret what I did to my sister last night what was I thinking and why it was it going through my head did I decide to do this to my sister that I care for I don't know if Celestia will get angry for me doing this probably she will oh no I just have a feeling that I might regret it in the future well this great isn't it right

Anyway it seems Luna's waking up “oh hello there dear brother you had fun last night did you love the lingerie I put on for you was just for you I mean did not want to make it so it was awkward for you I hope you had fun did you enjoy our little rough in the sack because I certainly did now think I deserve something in the morning i think it starts with a k “oh God what do I do I don't know if I should continue this or should I just let her down easy why do I have to be such a nice person why do you have to have a heart why does eyes are killing me look how cute she is she's like adorable I can't say no to that face it's hard to say no to that face dammit not to kiss her “yes baby I will kiss you have fun last night “oh God what am I saying this is just making it worse” I sure did enjoy the rough I think that's what she said I hope you did oh it seems that it's still late you want to go back to sleep “sure I guess so this is just she wakes up and it falls asleep I don't mind taking a nap”

“arthur are you just lazy today because this is the shortest you done so far”

( screw you you guess short story today for making fun of me last time yeah this story is going to be short today you know how you make fun huh you know how you made fun of me last time yeah guess what I'm at your story short you don't get it a2k word right you get punished make sure you had to be punished so this is going to be a short one)

“aren't you just adding to it making it longer 😈)

( oh God screw me and call me Sally)

Authors note

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Chapter 7

- - Back in hospital present - - -

"ugg" I'm so bored in this Hospital go ahead don't have anything to do it here seriously can I get some sort of Gamecube or anything is there I'm so bored any video games in this world some sort of

( “😧”) “God, I know that Luna how to go do her duties but damn she doesn't leave me with anything seriously she leaves me with nothing I'm sitting here with nothing where is second I have powers” I started trying to use my Powers which apparently didn't work why it didn't work” huh that's weird that's how is usually work all the time this is different all the sudden come out the rift

And bunks me has dow that hurt it looks like some sort of another thing a bobby this one has a message to 10 years collecting these little things never got the name of these i well call them tokens because of how many tokens I have like let's see here 859 and I think that's a lot of tokens I got over the years I've been here I never use a single one in my life I think there's no reason for me to I mean I have all the power I need

Of course, I haven't made a token because I have no clue how to make a token I have gotten the same message I never saw them but I just collect them just in case I have I ever need a lot of random people that come out these tokens don't know what they're called

But I hope it's a good thing at the same time I'm afraid like some of these messages I heard were bad messages like villains and stuff yeah I don't want any villains I just need to remember not to summon the villains I totally forgot which ones they are I don't know how to reply to messages I also have a pocket Dimension filled with tokens

( I want to make this chapter short because I'm still working on the Godzilla right now and I'm sorry if these chapters are becoming short I just want to finish the other chapters of Godzilla and the chapters on this one will become longer is not a chapters on it if you want to go check it out but I'm just saying that you should check it out when I fix it a lot of people were right and I should have grigory pair those chapters so I'm going to doing exactly that but this certain story I really don't care about if it does badly I'm just going to continue this story continuously so thank you very much for reading this