In Pursuit of Happiness

In a darkened room. A trespasser sits, bound to a chair with his arms back. He was caught walking about outside the facility by the hunters who keep watch for escapees and invaders. Although he was knocked out and brought to this hidden room, he didn't seem too scared. No, he was just looking around from where he was bound. Looking at the plain walls and corners of this cold and dimly lit place he found himself in. The stallion's name was Safe Word. He was a rather feminine and young looking stallion with a mint coat and aquamarine mane and tail. His Cutie Mark was a ballgag. Indeed, he had found his talent to be something of an odd yet self satisfying endeavor. Safe Word's talent was simply to make other ponies feel good by using him in almost any way they wish. Although he had certain limits when it came to fetishes, he'd let anypony who wishes to use him sexually do nearly anything they want. He even kept his tail nice and trimmed for easy access to his read. He was also a unicorn, something his captors made note of when they placed a magic suppressor upon his horn.

As he looked about wondering what was going on, the futuristic looking door in front of him opened to reveal a pink mare in merely a small lab coat that couldn't even cover her big bouncing breasts. She also wore sunglasses, which amazingly, seemed to hide her real identity to the cute stallion in front of her. "So, I got called all the way here to deal with our very first spy. Yeesh, you'd think we'd have an interrogator or something but nope, gotta call me up. Ahhh well, I always love meeting new ponies anyway."

Safe Word immediately locked his eyes to the pink mare's bouncing breasts. Now he was sure he was in the place he was looking for. Although he didn't seem to understand why he was being called a spy. "Um, are you the mistress of this place?" He asked as he slowly looked downward to the pink pony's pussy. It looked so cute and soft, he wanted to be sat on just to get a chance to get his tongue inside it.

"Mistress?....uhhh, I guess?" The pink mare, who was obviously just Pinkie Pie to anyone but him, shrugged. She then stepped up close to him and leaned down, letting her breasts hang loose as she pointed and poked at his nose "So Mr.Spy, what are you doing snooping around here, huh? HUH?" Pinkie then gave him a smirk as she adjusted her shades. "You better tell me, funny things happen to cute spies like yourself who don't."

Safe Word was already blushing red. The tapping of his nose from this mare mixed with being called cute made him feel a little embarrassed. And of course her breasts being so close didn't help things either. "Spy? I-is this some sort of roleplay? I-Is that why I got knocked out? u-ummm...I didn't expect this. Erm...I dunno what to say?"

"Roleplay?" Pinkie was a little confused herself, she looked left, then right, then back at him with a puzzled look "Ok mister weirdy, what's your angle? How did you even get here anyhow?"

Safe Word shrugged with a meek giggle "W-well, I heard there was some super secret sex dungeon somewhere. Y'know, those placed are super rare in Equestria and all. So I thought I'd go look for one. I-I never thought I'd find it though. B-but I'm ok with it. I mean, as long as you don't hurt me really bad or make me wear a diaper, I-I don't mind if you play with me. T-that is what this is...right?"

Pinkie stepped back, utterly surprised by the stallion before her. She had never met a stallion who was actively looking for sexual contact like this. Well, her own researchers did, and sometimes the subjects she had would get a sexual fascination if in the same room of the opposite sex. But here was an outsider, who was merely looking for someone to "play" with him. She looked away with a self satisfied smirk on her face. She was here to interrogate him anyway. She could have some actual fun with him and then experiment on him afterwards. She felt he'd be perfect for the experiment she had in mind.

Pinkie then turned to face him with a serious face. "You could be correct....Mr.Spy" Pinkie walked over to his side and placed her left hand on his head, giving his head a gentle scratch. She could feel him shiver and relax from her soft scritch scratching. She thought it was adorable that even more gentle sentimental touching affected him. "So...Mr.Spy, what's your name?"

Safe Word was slowly moving his head along her gentle fingers, allowing himself to get them to scratch at his more itchy or more sensitive spots as if he was a cat. "It's Safe Word, ma'am"

Pinkie groaned, that was a little too easy. "Safe Word hmmm?" She stopped scratching him and moved to his backside and began to gently massage his shoulders. "And here I thought you'd be difficult to crack. You know, most spies aren't supposed to be so easy. Right?"

Safe Word relaxed himself and closed his eyes. Then opened them in slight shock when he realized what she meant. "Oh right, Roleplaying! Yeah yeah! erm....I mean, I'll never talk!"

"Well, you already told me your name" Pinkie giggled, that was especially cute. She leaned down and began gently nibbling on his ear before whispering into it. "So Mr.Spy, what did you manage to figure out about this place."

The stallion, while always wanting to please whoever toyed with him. Often would feel embarrassed or shy about it most of the time. This was no different, it was especially tantalizing for him as he had no clue who this mare was nor where he really was as well. "W-wouldn't you like to know?" He said with little confidence as he blushed deep red, he could already feel his cock slowly growing from the excitement of what Pinkie had in store for him.

Pinkie noticed his cock as well, it was actually a good looking size. But for the sake of her actual experiment, she couldn't let him orgasm at all until she was ready. She reached into her lab coat and pulled out an odd ring. She walked back in front of Safe Word and slipped the ring onto his cock. "Enjoying yourself already little spy? Well, sorry to say, but I can't let you climax at all during this interrogation." To Pinkie's surprise, his cock was nearly full mast just from her words. It seemed he really did enjoy being controlled.

"You can't c-control me! I'm the b-best spy there is! You'll never get anything out of me! and ummm...You're really pretty, you know that?" He blushed with a timid smile as he looked upon Pinkie's form, he wish he could see her eyes. But, this wasn't his game. He'd just go along for the ride and see where it takes him.

"Don't try to butter me up Mr.Spy" Pinkie said with a sultry voice as she placed a finger under his chin and raised his head up to meet eye to eye. "Now then, are you going to tell me what I want to know. Or do I have to torture you?"

"T-t-torture?!" He didn't know if this was a good thing or a bad thing. It frightened and excited him at the same time. "W-what do you mean?"

"Keep resisting and find out" Pinkie dared him, moving closer to him to give him a peck on the lips.

Safe Word was near full mast at this point, he could already feel the ring tighten around his dick. That kiss, it made him want to take on her dare. "W-what? Did you really expect me to talk?"

Pinkie backed up a little as she raised her hands "No Mr.Spy, I expect you to giggle"

"Wait wha-HAHAHAHEHEHEHEE!" Safe Word didn't even get a chance to respond when Pinkie reached her hands into his armpits, he tried lowering his arms to defend himself, but it was already too late as he blurted out helpless laughter from Pinkie's assault. "T-TICKLINGHAHAHA?! NOHAHAHAWAITHAHAHA!" Safe Word howled, already begging for her to stop.

Pinkie did stop, and gave him a childish giggle as his own laughter died down. "Get it now Mr.Spy? If you don't tell me what I want to know, you're gonna be giggling like a little filly."

Safe Word looked up at her. He struggled a little in his bonds, fearful of the kind of torture she had in mind. And yet, it seemed so exciting to him. He had never actually been tickle tortured before. He didn't really think it could really amount to anything sexually. But that mixed with the inability to fight back? To have this mare do whatever she wanted to him with just her lovely fingers? It tempted him to see what could come of this while making him very nervous at the same time. "B-but, I can't jus-" But he was silenced as Pinkie put her finger on his mouth.

"shhhhhh" Pinkie gave him a happy grin before pulling back her finger. "I already know what you're gonna say. And I don't care. So let's get back to the questions. And I got a good one for you. What's five hundred times a million and eight?"

Safe Word looked at her in surprise, he didn't expect a math question! He sucked at math "Erm, umm. I don't knoWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOOOOHAHAH NOT FAIRHAHAHA! I CANHAHAHAN'T DO THAT INAHAHAMY HEADHAHAHA!". Safe Word had burst into another gale of uncontrollable laughter when Pinkie began tickling at his ribs. His laughter was music to her ears. It was soft,cute, and rather girlish for a stallion.

Pinkie kept up the tickling while keeping an eye on his cock. It was engorged now, but with the ring fitting snugly on it. He wasn't going to cum any time soon. "Awww, you're so cute Mr.Spy! You're really happy about all the attention you're getting, huh?" Pinkie mocked him as she prolonged the tickling on his ribs.

"NOHAHAHA,Y-YOU'RETICKLINGMEHEHEHAHAHA. I CAN'THAHAHAHGETOUTHAHAHANOTFAIRNOTFAAAAIRRHAHAHAHA!" Safe Word protested and he shook his head left and right, trying to find a position to make the tickling less torturous somehow. He was gripping his fists as he screamed in helpless giggles. He didn't realize he was this ticklish. He had no control, he had no way to stop laughing as long as this mysterious mare kept her fingers wiggling on his body. He was squirming under his bonds, even feeling a little pain on his sides. But it was such a turn on for him. He never thought being forced to laugh through such light touching would bring this odd sense of pleasure to him. Her fingers on his body was so heavenly even if it was pure torture. The mix was tantalizing and erotic, and he both loved and hated every second of it.

"Not fair? Awww, how is it not fair? You're the one having a good time. Just look how happy you look. I'm the one suffering here. I wish I was laughing like that" Pinkie teased as she shifted her right hand from tickling to pinching and poking his right nipple. This lowered Safe Word's hysterics into mere giggling as he blushed the brightest red his body could muster from both his gasping for air and the sensual touching of his chest. Pinkie could feel a little sweat coming from his coat, it was clear that despite being a sex toy. This kind of torture was something he simply wasn't used to....yet.

"I-I'm nothehehe, enjoyinhaha thishehe. I'll never brehahammmm!?" Pinkie leaned in and gave the Stallion a deep kiss. Safe Word was lying about not enjoying this new form of torture. But now he was really turned on when it seemed the mare torturing him really seemed to dig him. He closed his eyes and took the moment of reprieve to meet his tongue with hers and embrace the kiss. Pinkie slowly broke off the kiss and looked to him with a gentle smile. He returned the look, utterly infatuated with his "mistress".

"I think I lovHAHAHAHAHANOOOOOOWAITTHATSCHEEEHEHEHEATING!" Safe Word threw his head back in wild hysterics as his body shook to escape Pinkie's tickling fingers. She was now kneading and pressing her fingertips along his inner thighs. At this point, she really didn't care about the questioning aspect anymore. She liked the toy she had. And while he wouldn't replace Scootaloo, it was rare for her to have fun with a consenting male that wasn't a colleague. She enjoyed his cute bubbly giggles and feminine frame, and so kept him in his gigglefit for about seven minutes.

While Safe Word was lost in his hopeless hysterical laughter. Pinkie couldn't help but notice his penis twitch. It wanted attention, it wanted to be loved. But of course, all she wanted to do was torture it in her own fashion. "Well, look at that." Pinkie ended her tickling to let Safe Word catch his breath. "It looks like something else wants to have a little fun too." She said with a lick of her lips.

"haaa.....hyaaa.." Safe Word was getting tired. This form of torture was so intense. Maybe too intense. He loved the attention he was getting but it was making him tired a little too fast. He was sweating all over and at this point, he wondered if maybe this wasn't the sex dungeon he had heard about. "W-what d-do you mean by that? E-ermmm...I..Um..." He wanted to protest a little about the tickling as well. Part of him wanted her to stop, while a bigger part of him just wanted her to ignore him and make him laugh some more. But her response would be something he didn't even expect. "W-what's that?"

Pinkie reached into her dinky little lab coat and pulled out a small caramel colored feather. A feather she no doubt plucked from Scootaloo herself. She held it up so he could see it as she twirled it about. "A feather, it's nice,soft, and perfect for tickling. Tickle tickle~" Pinkie snickered as she brought it up to his nipple and gave it a twirl.

The feather was especially soft and poky. Safe Word couldn't help but snicker as Pinkie swirled it around his areola before gently pressing it along his nipple. It felt so good, even the little part that tickled felt pleasurable. "Ahhh~, w-what are you going to do with that?" Safe Word asked, worried and yet full of anticipation.

"Oh, I'm going to tickle a certain something. Can you guess what it is?" Pinkie said with a soft happy sigh as she slowly lowered the feather down to his belly, and began to swirl the feather inside his belly button. His tummy tensed and turned as it tried to escape the feather's arousingly torturous light touching.

Now Safe Word was tittering, a smile plastered on his face. It still didn't feel too bad. He rather liked it. But he was still wondering what she meant. "M-my feehehet?"

"Noooooope. As much as I'd like to tickle your tootsies. We're a little pressed on time. So try again." Pinkie said as she trailed the feather to the right side of tummy and began to gently swipe the feather up and down.

"M-My nose?" Safe Word made a fake guess this time. If it wasn't his feet, then it could only mean one other place. It was throbbing and begging for attention. But he felt embarrassed to be so direct like that.

Pinkie giggled and swiped the feather on his nose until he sneezed. She nearly squeed as he did. It was so cute, she was tempted to do it again. But she held off, and brought the feather to his knee, and then began to teaseingly and slowly brush it towards his inner thigh before bringing it to his balls. As she swiped the feather along them. Safe Word let out a gentle set of giggles. He didn't realize he was ticklish there, and made him fear how ticklish he may be on her target area. Pinkie grinned at him "noooope, guesss again"

Safe Word was nervous and afraid. She was so close to his member. It was throbbing and begging for attention and yet he couldn't even let out a little precum due to the tightness of the ring. He knew things didn't bode well for him. "P-please..w-wait, m-maybe you could take off the ring first? I d-don't think I cannnnehehehahahaHAHAHA!" But Pinkie paid no heed to his begging as she began to tickle the tip of his cock with the feather, looking up at his giggly face as she did so.

"You really are cute Mr.Spy, who would have thought it'd be so ticklish that a feather could make you laugh like that? Do you want to laugh some more? Come on, giggle for your mistress" Pinkie snickered as she started to slide the feather up and down his shaft. At this point, his laughter was stopping for a few small moments of heavenly moaning. His dick was so sensitive to the feather that it also was starting to feel really good. It was driving him mad.

"PLEEASHEHEHEEH!HAHAHA!PLEASEHEHEHE!IDON'TKNOWHOWMUCHAHAHAHA!ICANTAAAAAKHEHAHAHA!" Safe Word begged. Despite his name, it didn't seem Pinkie was in the mood to let him have any way of getting her to stop. He could feel the feather go up and down, spin around, and even poke at the small slit at the tip of his penis. And the only thing he could do about it was giggle and laugh as if it was the best thing in the world. Which was really funny because he was, deep down, enjoying it immensely.

Despite his happy mirthful giggling. He was worried what would happen if he reached his limit. He didn't want to lose his breath and go unconscious. He was already having trouble breathing through his endless laughter. And yet at the same time, some of his breathless moments made the sensitivity of his dick even more receptive of the feather. His body was a mixture of emotion and sexual pleasure that he didn't know how to take it. Without the ability to focus, everything felt so torturous yet good that he might as well cum right there and then. And the worst part was that he couldn't.

Then it became even worse! Worse in a good way. But worse nonetheless. Pinkie had begun kissing and licking his tip while continuing to feather around the shaft and balls. Now it not only tickled ridiculously, but he was receiving bigger blasts of pleasure through his girlish frame. He wanted to cum so badly. "PELEHEHEHEHAHAHA,MISSTRESSHAHAHAHA. LETMECUMMMHAHAHAH LET ME CUMMMAHAHAHA!"

Pinkie gently put the tip of his cock in his mouth and began sucking as she looked up at him. She let out small moans as she gently sucked on it like a lollipop. Combined with the tickling, which was now focused exclusively on his balls. He just lost it, he wanted to cum and get it over with. His penis was starting to feel pain from being unable to let it out. 'PLELELEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Pinkie stopped the sucking and the tickling and looked up at him with a mischievous grin. "Are you sure about that?"

"Y-yes...please my mistress. I've never felt so good ever. I-It's too much...please...let me cum..please?" Safe Word had trouble speaking, breathing deeply as he said his words. He could feel his dick throbbing faster than a heart. He just wanted it to end. He wanted her to end him.

"Ok....but first" Pinkie stood up, and took out some sort of gun from her lab coat "Need to shoot you with something"

Safe Word suddenly felt a jolt of fear. He wasn't expecting that. His dick only softened a tad as he struggled to get free "WAIT! WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT! I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO GO THAT FAR! PLEASE DON'T...OW!" And Pinkie shot him. But not with a bullet, but with a dart. Right into his neck. "W-what?! What was that?..Am I dead?"

Pinkie giggled and plucked the dart out and tossed it behind herself as she sat down in front of Safe Word, and slowly began to remove the ring from his penis. "No, you're fine. Sort of, I just hit you with our latest version of our special dart"

Now Safe Word was confused. "Dart? I-I'm drugged? I uhh...I don't know how to feel about...ngh~" Safe Word words were stopped short when Pinkie began to slowly masturbate his penis with her hand. She giggled softly as her gaze became fixated on it. He was already starting to ooze precum as it twitched in her grasp.

"Oh, you're not supposed to feel anything yet. You see Mr.Word. Here in our "Sex Dungeon". We sort of experiment with certain things. This latest experiment is to test our special dart, the second version of it anyway. Now, I'm not going to bother explaining the first version. But you're really going to love this version. Wanna know what it does?" Pinkie nudged his leg "Huh? Huh? You ccccuurrrious?"

Safe Word gulped. He had no idea this place experimented in anything crazy like this. Was it a poison? Was he going to die? Or did it increase libido? Well, if it did. He'd be feeling it now, right? He took a moment, nervous about the whole thing, until he finally answered between his gentle moaning. "U-ummm...I-I guess?"

"I thought you might say that! Wellll" Pinkie looked up at him and snickered "This stuff changes some of the brain chemistry of an orgasm. So, let's just say that after the big hit of pleasure in your brain. You'll want to fall over giggling from all the tickling your mind THINKS it's going through. It's going to feel like fingers are tickling every inch of that cute little body of yours. Sounds fun right?"

Safe Word eyes went wide. She couldn't be serious...right? "T-that's not real? R-right? You're just joking...right?"

Pinkie's grin became nearly evil as she began to speed up her beating of his dick "I guess we'll find out, huh?"

Safe Word grunted in forced pleasure. He had no idea where he really was. But he trusted Pinkie, and that only meant that if he orgasm...well, he had no idea what would really happen. He tightened his muscles the best he could to resist her. But her gentle hands, her cute giggling, her luscious body, the look she gave him. And that expert hand job! Ohhhh, it felt so good. He somehow went from being denied an orgasm to trying to resist it. It felt amazing, it scared him to death. The mix of emotions was the best thrill he had in his life and it only served to bring him close to the edge. "I..No! I have to...Resist!"

But Pinkie persisted. But he just wouldn't cum. No matter how much he yelled, squealed, shook, and yelped in pure pleasure; he was able to keep his dam from breaking. It was obvious to Pinkie that orgasm denial was probably one of his favorite fetishes to the point he could deny himself an orgasm if whoever was toying with him demanded it. But this didn't deter her. No, she had been wanting to feel what this stallion felt like inside her anyway.

Pinkie stopped her jerking of his dick and slowly stood up. He took the time to take gasps of air. Only to be surprised when she sat on his lap,straddling it, and gently held his head towards her right breast. Expertly bringing his mouth to where her nipple was. "I like your moxy Mr.Spy. I think you deserve a reward." She began to gently massage his head with her hands as she lifted herself slightly to position her marehood over his dick. "You want this, don't you?"

"No!..I mean..yes? I mean...I dunno...ummm..umm...ummm...mmnnHHAAA!" Safe Word was beside himself. He couldn't figure out what he wanted anymore. Would the orgasm be that bad? Was it worth it? Well, maybe it was. He wasn't expecting this. Pinkie was actually fucking him. He was being fucked by this beautiful mare and he was torn between wanting it and trying to resist. Not only was his dick being stimulated by the slick inner walls of her sex. But she was able to tighten her muscles so tightly that it had felt like she had never had anyone inside her at all. The pleasure was legendary.

"You like this, don't you? C'mon..enjoy yourself. Have a little drink if you want." Pinkie whispered sensually in his ear as she continued to gently caress and weave her fingers through his mane. Safe Word was becoming lost in the pleasure he was being given as he began to suck and lick at her nipple like a newborn foal. He felt warm and safe. He was forgetting the reason why he was resisting in the first place.

As Pinkie continued to fuck his restrained form. He could feel her tense and moan gently in his ear. She was feeling as pleased as he was. He loved it. He loved that she could derive so much pleasure from him. He made more of an effort to please her as he thrusted into her the best he could while using his tongue to lick along her areola between his gentle sucklings of her nipple. Pinkie herself was finding it harder and harder to contain herself as she shivered in pleasure. Both of them we're getting closer and closer to climax.

"I-I love you..m-mistress" Safe Word said weakly as his pleasure mounted. He wanted to be hers forever. To be toyed with, to be played with. Unfortunately for him. Pinkie didn't feel the same. She liked him, found him cute, but she already had gained an assistant. So she tried to make it as good for him as possible until his fate came to be. She gently raised his head with her hands, and began another deep kiss as she continued to fuck him. He was utterly mesmerized by her. They both shared tongues as their moaning became deeper. They were in pleasured unison as they both filled up. It was finally time.

Pinkie broke off the kiss as her body hung back. She groaned in pure ecstasy as her sex utterly squirted marecum out of her marehood. Safe Word screamed from his orgasm as well. Her loving embrace, the tickle torture before hand, her voluptuous body. All of it had made him feel one of the most powerful orgasms he'd ever feel in his entire life.

But while Pinkie pulled out of him, and stood up over him. She could see that he had just realized his mistake. "Wait..I just..wait..I feel..I feel..NGGGHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAITTICKLESHAHAHAHAEVERYWHEREHAHAHAHAHAH!". Safe Word had broken out into hysterics once more. What was worse was his body was already spent. He laughed in abandon as his entire mind was fooled into believing his entire body was being tickled. He was gasping for air within seconds as he struggled in his bonds. Pinkie seemed pleased with the results as she loomed over him. Watching him thrash about hopelessly trying to escape his bindings. But then she noticed something else. His dick was still hard and long. Despite his swinging about and throwing his cum around. It was still up and still letting some of his white milk out. It almost made her feel sorry for him. In fact, She did grow to like him just a little. He didn't seem too bad and he didn't really object to what was done to him. She felt she could do him two favors. Her first favor would be...

Pinkie leaned down, and gently grasped his dick to keep it still. She took her fingers and took some of his cum along the tips and brought it to her mouth. It tasted pretty alright to her. So she brought her head close. And began to suck him off. This time, with more vigor . She licked the tip, she sucked hard, she sucked slow. And she rubbed his balls with her hand as she did so. And then, to her surprise, he began to word out between his moaning laughs "HAHAHAHEHEYESSSHAHAHYESSHAHAHPL-PLEEEEASHEHEHEDON'TSTHAHAHAP!"

He had slightly lost it. But not just due to the tickle torture. He loved it. He thought he'd hate it. And maybe he would have if not for Pinkie giving him pleasure along with the ticklish torture. But with his body feeling like there's touching everywhere along with his dick being sucked. It just brought him a never ending sea of pleasure he had never known before. He absolutely loved it. And Pinkie was happy to oblige him. And Pinkie did. The only sad thing is that he was a stallion. He was only able to orgasm twice more before being completely milked dry. The strain on his dick from Pinkie's expert sucking and swallowing left him aching. And he was so tired from laughing that he was merely giggling at this point. It had seem the concoction was already wearing off.

"How do you feel Mr.Spy?" Pinkie giggled as she swallowed the last of his cum. And looked up at him with a cute little smile.

He looked down at her, with a smile on his face as he tittered and giggled. "T-thateheh...w-was..ahaha..a..ama...zing..I feel..soo...sl-sleepy?..C..Can I..Sleep..on...ugh". He truly was in ecstasy. So much so, that his body could no longer handle it. Pinkie rose up and gently raised his head as she sat on his lap again. He let his head rest on her breast like a pillow as she pet him gently. He let out a happy little giggle in his sleep as he cuddled his head into her.

Pinkie let him sleep peacefully for a good twenty minutes before untying him. She had the data she needed and honestly felt Safe Word, while adorable, wouldn't be needed nor was he destined to stay any longer than he had to. She would have him returned to his home while he continued to dream his lewd little dreams. She had it seem that it was all a beautiful dream. He'd never be the wiser as to what truly happened. She would also make sure the facility's hunters wouldn't go so gung ho on anyone else next time. The facility was already well hidden as is. Nobody but the most observant, or in this case, the most sexually inclined should be able to find it. She only wanted trespassers brought in if they got TOO close to the facility rather than just a distance away.

Safe Word would never again find the facility of his dreams again. He felt it was more than an illusion of his mind. But, he could never find proof of it. But, he'd never forget that beautiful pink mare of his dreams. He just wish he had a name. She seemed so familiar, similar to the missing element from Ponyville. But it couldn't be her. She was a little too dim to be a scientist.