Author's Note

Written by CTS Veteran author Troposphere, author of the super popular Dominant Creed. If you haven't read it yet, what are you waiting for, go check it out and give Troposphere a much-deserved follow!

Everypony Wants to be a Pet, by Troposphere (A Really Fun Song)

Sung to the above tune~

Everypony wants to be a pet
'Cause as a pet, you're in the set
  Who know what they get
Gags and whips and manacles are all fine and good
But bellyrubs, that's my kind of lewd.

Vanilla caresses
Are seldom excesses
  That bring me joy.
But you can send me a page
When you've got me a cage
  And a squeaky toy!

I've heard some broken birds are into kink
Still a pet's the one who gets
  It all in a blink.
Why should it take a slap to make your nethers wet
When everypony wants to be a pet?