The Devil hunter in Equestria

by Xfan17

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Comedy, Other, Crossover, Gore, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Human, Main 6
Length: 1451

It's just aa Devil may cry crossover nothing much.

This story takes place after DMC4 and Dante decides to take a cryogenic rest. Once he wakes up after his long rest he decides to go out and check out the world! Only to find ponies have taken over humanities place!

A/N:There will be blood and gore in the story. That is if people actually want the story to continue after just one chapter. Well let me know in the comments! That is if I get any! Plus if any of you find my jokes funny at all...

Published 2012-07-14 12:04:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-13 05:42:59 UTC

Cryogenic Sleep

I do not own Devil may cry Capcom does. I also do not own MLP Hasbro does.

“Now I know...”.Nero said to himself as he jumped up to the air and launched his devil bringer to the false savior’s face and kept him still. “This hand was made for sending guys like back to hell! And... now... you... DIE!!” Nero yelled at the top of his lungs as he smashed the false savior’s face and fell down on to its chest.

Nero landed in front of the now the dead savior and looked at his arm “Yeah.” Nero said. Dante stood there waiting for Nero to arrive. “I guess I should thank you.” Nero politely said. “But that’d be out of character. Maybe you should just throw an insult my way instead” Dante suggested. “Yeah, that sounds better. Still, I owe you.”

“Eh don’t sweat it. I had my reasons for helping... take care of yourself.” Dante said walking away while patting Nero’s shoulder. “Wait. You forgot this.” Nero held out Yamato offering it to Dante to take it back. “Keep it.” Dante requested. “What...? I thought this meant a lot you...?” Nero said as it was his brother’s Devil arm. “That’s the only kind of gift worth giving. I want to entrust it to you, so I am. What you do from here is your call.” Dante started walking away.

“Hey Dante! Will we meet again?” Nero asked. Dante simply made a hand motion. Yamato started glowing purple and faded away into Nero’s Devil Bringer now glowing light blue.
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At Dante’s office...

Lady was walking towards Dante’s office while carrying her signature Kalina ann and a briefcase. Lady walked towards Dante’s desk and said “Your a life saver. Now I can finally do my job in peace.” Lady place the briefcase on the desk. Trish walked over to the case and opened it to reveal money. “If it was a lifesaver gig then don’t you think we deserve a little more? You call this sincerity?” Trish asked disappointed on the earnings. “More? Was it not your fault that things escalated to the level they did? Bringing Sparda in to the spotlight?” Lady bluntly stated.

Trish pulled away the Devil may cry 4 players guide away from Dante. “Hey! I was just getting to the good part!” Dante complained. “This is your case too, Dante.” She stated. Dante sighed “Yeah... Well, we take what we can get, right?” He stated. “Well... Then it’s settled.” Lady then walked towards the door. The phone ringing broke the silence. “‘Devil may cry’. It’s a customer customer with the password. They’re nearby. What should we do?” Trish asked Dante. Dante closed the magazine and placed it onto the desk and stood up. “You need to ask?” Dante said while grabbing his trademark guns Ebony & Ivory. He also put Rebellion onto his back a weapon given to him by his father.

“Can I come along?” Lady wanting to go. “Do what you want, but don’t expect to get paid.” Dante said while smiling like he always does due to his confidence. “There’s something so exciting about all this...! You think so, right?” Lady asked Trish. “I won’t lie...” She admitted. “OK, are you ready?” Dante asked the two ladies behind him. “Come on babes!!” He yelled out while knocking down the front door to the office. “LET’S ROCK!!!” All three of them yelled out as a random explosion went off behind the three as Dante began shooting to nowhere in particular other then to look stylish as he always is.
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A few years later Dante decided he would leave the business to Trish and Lady since they both somehow ran out of jobs and decided to take Dante’s place as Dante would be resting underground with some scientists...

“So what you’re telling me here is that this machine here will allow me to survive longer then even my father?” Dante asked curious at how this would work. “Yes this machine will put you in a state of suspension or as I should say cryogenically frozen.The state of suspension will last for around 3,500 years or so.” The scientist said. “Interesting so I will be released automatically from something you put into the computer after that much time?” Dante asked. “Yes that is correct.” The scientist said. “Great so I guess I can get this much rest then...”. Dante put Ebony & Ivory and Rebellion plus all his other Devil arms (The ones in Devil may cry 4) including Yamato since Nero insisted on Dante having it back in an unexpected bump in.

“Well I guess this is it for now..” Dante said as he was cryogenically frozen
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Around 3,500 years later...

Dante was released from his cryogenic state when the machine suddenly collapsed. “Well I guess those dudes weren’t kidding about it well might as well get prepared and head on outside to see what’s changed.” Dante armed himself with his trusted Devil arms and made a hole in the ceiling. “Well lets get out of this dump.” He then jumped out the hole and looked around. “What the hell happened to this place!? Where are all the buildings!? Where is everybody!? Hello anyone there!?” Dante said out to the opening getting no response he sighed in frustration from getting no response.

“Well it seems like no one is to be around this planet anymore. Might as well look around in that forest.” He headed to what was now known as the Everfree forest. “Hmmm... well it seems like these forests have stayed the same.” He kept on walking to nowhere in particular just searching of what has changed over the last 3,500 years. Dante then heard a sudden low growl in the forest. “Well let’s see if these beasts have changed at all.” Dante turned to the source of the noise. “Come on get some!” Dante said as he was clapping his hands teasing to whatever it was that made the sound.It jumped out from it’s hiding and revealed itself.

“Whoa what the hell is that thing?” Dante didn’t know that he was facing a Manticore a very aggressive beast that is always looking for prey. It let out a roar Dante of course didn’t flinch whatsoever at it. “Well it seems like they’ve changed all right. Come on bring it!” Dante took out Ebony & Ivory and jumped up into the air while doing numerous spins and firing a seemingly endless amounts of bullets down to the manticore or as we know it his rain shower move

The manticore roared out in pain as it was bleeding from all sorts of places on its body. “Well I guess that move always seems effective against them well lets see how it will like this!” He took out Rebellion and thrusted it forward while going forward or as it is know his stinger move to manticore’s abdomen. It roared as the pain was far too great and it fell down to the floor as the weapon also went through its spine and lost movement to its lower parts of the body. “That wasn’t very much fun now was it? Might as well put it out of its misery.” He then pulled out Ivory and shot a bullet through its skull. It was now on the floor dead.

“Might as well continue this quest right?” He continued his pacing through the forest until he saw an opening and a village. “Hey! Looks like they’re still are people in this planet! Might as well tell them where I’ve bee- wait. Are those ponies!” Dante was shocked to not see humans but bright and colorful ponies. “That can’t be what happened to everyone else? What happened to all the humans!? This is unbelievable! This is a load of shit! Might as well terrorize them am I right? I mean this looks like something for little girls.” Dante walked towards Ponyville as he was going to break the peace there.
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Author’s notes: I feel very meh about this story. So in the feedback (That is if I get any) tell me if I should continue this story or not! If not just dislike it and leave a comment about how not good it was and how there are no commas and other stuff like that! Also if you feel really annoyed about my grammar level then I deeply apologize about that.

Update

I think I might stop writing this story mostly because of all the moralfags on here that don't like the gore on stories on here, but again emphasis on might. Again though thank you for the very positive feedback.