Note: You don't have to read the other stories in this series to understand this one.

Eighty years after the discovery of the Elements of Harmony and Celestia being dethroned, Equestria has transformed, penitentiaries and jails dot the landscape.

As the recently ascended Starlight tries to manage a country falling into racial and gender based strife, a pony calling himself "Harmony's Clown" is destroying her jails, declaring her and her entire government in gross violation of pony rights. She would ignore this small time terrorist but a rebellion is forming around him... Oh and joy of all joys, one of the old matriarchs, Rainbow Dash, just lost her little colt- grown stallion more like it, dumb sentimental mare, but the conservatives will have Starlight's head if she doesn't find him.

All she has to do is catch this weirdo, find a missing pony, keep the country from falling apart, keep herself from going to a tribunal... when it rains it pours... well, she did say she could bring equality and do it all better than that racist, sexist, biggoted dinosaur Twilight, you can do it girl! Remember, you're the good gal, you're the good gal.