“Fluttershy! You in there?!” Fusion yelled, rapidly knocking on Fluttershy’s door
This was important, the most important thing that ever happened in Fusion’s whole fucking life! But to accomplish this important task, Fusion needed the help of Flutter. Him and Fluttershy aren’t exactly the best of friends, but Fusion found her to be pleasant enough to hang out with maybe once a year. Fluttershy opened the door, Fusion’s hoof almost hitting her in the muzzle.
“YAY! FINALLY!” Fusion cheered, marching inside her house
Fluttershy watched as the crazy pony looked around her cottage, her head tilted to the side in curiosity.
“Um, what are you looking for?” Fluttershy asked
“I have an issue” Fusion said, looking at her “And I need your help”
“Of course” Fluttershy smiled “Whats the pro-“
“The problem is” Fusion cut her off “Twilight has a bird”
“Owl” Fluttershy corrected
“Rarity has a pussy”
“Cat”
“Applebitch has a bitch”
“Applejack and dog” Fluttershy corrected, eyebrow raised
“Rainbow Dash has a turtle”
“Tortoise”
“You have a devil”
“Angel”
“And Pinkie Pie has an alligator”
“Al-.. yea, that’s right” Fluttershy said, still confused on what Fusion was getting at
“Don’t you see? Everyone has a pet EXCEPT for me! And I am here to change that!” Fusion said proudly, standing on top of her table, raising a pumped hoof in the air
“Well you’ve come to the right place, in here I get plenty of critters that could be your pet”
“That’s why I’m here, cause you’re like the animal mage. If anyone can give me a pet, its you” Fusion said
Fluttershy trotted outside, Fusion following her. She stood on a rock and whistled, Fusion watching her in curiosity. What the fuck was she doi- SUDDENLY FUCKING ANIMALS EVERYWHERE! Fusion looked around, being surrounded by possibly thousands and thousands of animals.
“W-what kind of voodoo magic did you just pull…” Fusion said, wide eyed as he looked at all of the animals
“I just called several lovely animals, ranging from little goldfish to big elephants. I think all of them would love to have a cosy place to call home” She said in her disgustingly cute and adorable voice, cuddling herself “Would you like some help in deciding what animal you would like?”
“Y-yea, I’m not fully sure on what type of animal I even want” Fusion said, walking in circles, still wide eyed by all of the animals
There was a shit ton of animals. Animals like ants, spiders, worms, dogs, cats, tigers, flamingos, elephants, giraffes, bats, eagles, wasps, snakes and maaaaaaaaaaaaaany others.
“Would you like a small or big pet? Lets start there” Fluttershy smiled
“Probably small, I don’t want a massive animal stuck in my garden all day” Fusion answered
“Hmm…” Fluttershy put a thinking hoof to her chin, deep in thought “Would you like a pet that could fly or a grounded animal?”
“Pffff, I have no clue, it’s too fucking early to be thinking this much” Fusion said, rubbing his eyes
“There there” Fluttershy said comfortingly, patting his back “We’ll find the right pet for you, just you wait”
Fusion looked at her… then there it was! Fusion could see it plain as day, the right amazing pet for him! A pet so daring, so bold, so fabulous that even words can’t describe!
“Fluttershy..” Fusion said, a glimmer shining in his eye as he stared at Flutters
“Yes?”
“..you got a spider on your head”
“SPIDER?!” Fluttershy shrieked “AHHHHHHH!!!”
She started flailing her forelegs around, this was truly a sight to see. Fusion tried to hold in his laughter, but this was just too much.
“GET IT OFF ME!” Fluttershy begged, running around in circles
Fusion picked Fluttershy up and held his hoof up to the spider.
“Common ya little devil, you’re safe with me” Fusion smiled
The spider was black with dark grey legs and head. It was large and fuzzy, it was strangely cute. The spider looked up at Fusion and climbed onto his hoof and crawled onto his shoulder. Fluttershy had her eyes squeezed tightly, shaking a little bit. Geez, for an animal lover she sure is scared of the most adorable fuzzy animals.
“Common ya animal freak, the spider is off your head now” Fusion said, petting the spider softly
Fluttershy opened one of her eyes, and then smiled.
“S-so you would like a spider as a pet?” Fluttershy said, standing back up on her legs
“Yea, I just wonder why its so fucking fuzzy..” Fusion said, examining the spider closely
Fluttershy took a closer look at the spider, then her eyes lit up.
“That’s not a spider, that’s a tarantula” She explained
“Oooooooh… that makes more sense”
Fusion continued to pet the tarantula, growing attached to the little guy… or girl…. Wait.
“Is this a chick or a dude?” Fusion asked, flipping the tarantula over onto it’s back “It doesn’t have a cock… So it’s a chick!” He smiled proudly
Fluttershy just watched Fusion, really resisting the urge to facehoof.
“Now she just needs a name” Fluttershy said “Maybe something lovely like Spidey or Eva”
“Nahnahnahnah” Fusion shook his head “I already got a name all planned out”
“Oh? What is it” Fluttershy asked, curiously
“Imma call her… Reggin!” Fusion exclaimed loud and proud, holding up the tarantula into the air
“Reggin, that’s a pretty name” Fluttershy smiled “What does it mean?”
“Well her coat colour is black, and shes evil aaaaand she looks really badass. So her appearance reminded me of the word Nigger” Fusion explained, Fluttershy’s ears falling and eyes widening “And Nigger backwards is Reggin, which I thought would be a really fitting and beautiful name for my new little spidey widey” Fusion cooed, nuzzling Reggin
Reggin nuzzled back with her tiny head, it was so fucking adorable. Reggin quickly warmed up to Fusion, already laying down and resting on his shoulder. Fusion looked at her, she was so peaceful and pleasant compared to the other spiders and tarantulas he has seen in the past. Reggin seemed to be a really warm but also devious at the same time, perfect for Fusion’s probably first of many pets.
“Who knows, maybe I’ll get more pets in the future” Fusion said to Fluttershy, but gained no response “…Fluttershy?”
Fusion looked up at Fluttershy to see her completely still, her eyes widened and ears deflated. She looked… paralysed, as if she’d seen the spookiest ghost ever!
“Flutters? You alright?” Fusion said, waving a hoof infront of her
Still no response.
“Welp.. I’m sure you’ll be fine” Fusion said, petting Reggin “Hopefully I don’t have to pay or anything”
“……………………”
“..Perfect!” Fusion smiled as he patted Fluttershy’s head “I gotta go show Shiny my cute little nigger spider now, byeeee” Fusion said as he began trotting off into the distance with a skip in his step
Fluttershy remained still for the rest of the day…week…month…year, probably till death. Fluttershy will be dearly remembered and her horrifying cause of death… Niggers. Rest In Peace.
