Chapters It's just a wee rabbit right?
Near the Everfree forest there is a cabin, a cozy little home where a rather shy Pegasus lives with her beloved pet rabbit and all her animal friends. On this particular day one of her other close friends has paid a visit. After all today is teatime Thursday, and as usual one reformed lord of chaos has come over to spend time with his closest friend and discuss things over tea and cookies.
Today though, Discord the chaos god, has something weighing heavily on his mind. You see ever since he first became friends with Fluttershy he has taken notice of how all her other animal friends seem to obey her pet rabbit. For the life of him Discord has been unable to figure out why Angel Bunny id seemingly able to command everything from sparrows to Harry the Bear. Not only that, not a single Everfree monster has ever been seen daring to approach the cabin unless they were ill and in need of care. Actually, as he thinks about it more while levitating his delicious mango chutney tea towards his mouth so he can chug it one go, he's never once heard of any type of mo star problem near the cabin at all.
Not once, not even one tiny monster attack. It just does not make sense, nor does it not make chaos sense. In fact it's not making sense and also making sense so much that even his tea tastes bland. There is no way a single Pegasus should be able to live in this house without a single monster attack. Even a Pegasus as powerful and lovely as Fluttershy.
As his mind continues to think and ponder to the point steam begins to seep from his ears, the door to the cabin creaks open. Turning one yellow eye towards the crack in the door, Discord sees the creature who has caused him to think so hard enter the home. It's long ears twitch as its nose sniffles, turning its head to stare straight at the master of chaos. In one paw it hold an unusual white carrot, and with the other forepaw it makes an " I'm watching you" gesture; before hopping over to its adorable sleeping basket.
As Angel Bunny nestles it's furry white body down to gnaw on its carrot, the owner of the cabin walks in with a basket full of sweets and cakes for tea time. Seeing Discord already seated with a teacup in claw, she smiles and rushes over to her seat; but doing so quieter than a mouse.
Setting the treats upon the table, she grabs her own tea cup.
"Oh Discord, it's so kind of you to bring the tea this time. It's so unexpected." She says in a gentle voice.
The lord of chaos smiles, snapping his fingers to summon a pot of lovely orange lemon herbal the that proceeds to fill the Pegasus mares cup before floating down to the table.
"Well, I am the lord of chaos Fluttershy. I am the definition of unexpected!"
With another snap of his fingers he summons forth some rather fancy plates made out of wood the color of the rainbow. A smile on his mismatched face does not exactly work as expected due to the steam now billowing from his ears.
Fluttershy looks at Discord with concern in her eyes, her light pink mane falling over one eye.
The draconequis fumbles about with his tea up before respond ding a little to quickly, obvious anxiety showing in his voice.
"No no, of course not Fluttershy. I am the master of chaos, ruler of cups, grand poobah of multi colored spoons! What would make you think I am worried about anything?"
His cheesy grin does not fool his friend for one moment. Of course this is likely because as he was speaking, the steamfrom his ears began to take the shape of a rabbit.
Fluttershy daintily moves her hair out of her eye before pointing at the bunny shaped steam clouds coming from the draconequis's ears.
His cheesy grin falls as the lovely butter yellow Pegasus breaks through his hastily constructed lie like a cake through frosting. Taking a deep breath he leans back in his chair, staring at his teacup before saying what is on his mind.
"It's Angel Bunny."
Fluttershy raises an eyebrow, confused by Discords response.
"What about my Angel Bunny Discord? You can tell me anything, and I'm sure it's nothing to worry about."
The lord of chaos sighs, his mis matched eyes looking straight into Fluttershy's.
"I think he's a demon who keeps monsters away from your house." Discord says in a rather serious tone for him.
Fluttershy giggles a little, quite used to such a mistake concerning her rabbit. Discords expression changes to confusion as his friend giggles at the concept of her beloved rabbit being a demon. Once her mirth is spent she wipes her eyes, looking at her chaotic friend with an expression of relief.
"Oh Discord, you had me worried for a moment that something horrible had happened." She says with a smile on her face.
The Draconequis sighs once more, putting his chin in his paw in a horrible attempt to look more serious.
"I'm serious Fluttershy, I think Angel Bunny is a Demon. It's the only explanation for why you live by the Everfree and not a single uninjured monster has ever approached your house."
Fluttershy looks at Discord, and upon realizing he is in fact quite serious about the matter of her rabbit being a demon in disguise. Lifting her tea cup, she takes a sip and savors the flavor before responding. Her face serene and slightly amused.
"Discord I can assure you that Angel Bunny is no demon, nor are there any demonic beings in his heritage."
The lord of chaos raises an eyebrow, unconvinced.
"Well my dear Fluttershy he is certainly no ordinary mortal bunny. So if he's not a demon what is he?"
Fluttershy chuckles a little before reaching under the table to pull out an old heavy book labeled "Angel Bunny Ancestry". Placing it before Discord she motions for him to open it.
As Discord carefully opens the ancient tome, Fluttershy begins to explain the truth to him.
" You see Discord Angel Bunny cones from a very ancient rabbit family...."
It's not just a wee bunny!!!
Fluttershy's voice explains
You see it all began a long long time ago. Back in the age of myths, before the fall of Tirek the first; there was a creature called the Moochick. He was an immortal being who guarded the rainbow of light. His duty was aided by his companion, Angela Bunny; a magical rabbit who was from a warren of intelligent and long lived rabbits. However though she is important, being the oldest traceable maternal line of Angel Bunny's family; she is not where my Angel gets his more unusual abilities from.
For you see a few years before Angela would meet the rabbit who would be her mate, he did not even exist in our world. There is no trace of him.
Discord interrupts," Wait are you telling me that Angel is descended from an extra dimensional creature."
Fluttershy responds, "Discord let me explain things, it will make sense in time."
"Alright fine" The god of chaos pouts.
As I was saying, a few years before Angela met him her mate did not exist. However there is a legend that tells of what he did after he came to this world.
They say he appeared in a flash of golden fiery light, bones and armor exploded around him. An echo of the words "Though Shalt Snuff It" boomed across the valley where he appeared. All accounts agree on one thing, this was no ordinary rabbit. For immediately after arriving in our world, this bunny ate of a magical bush that granted great wisdom and intelligence.
Most creatures would use this to better the world, but this was during the dark times of Tirek the firsts rule. For better or worse, this meant that shortly upon gaining intellect to reason and think; this ancestor was set upon by one of Tirek's fierce dark knights.
And though the knight was a demon more than ten feet tall, with swords and armor forged from dark magic and steel; it was no match for that bunny.
As it ran towards him the rabbit crouched, then sprang straight at him. It's jaws ripped out the knights throats as it gnawed it's in arms, gaining the powers in its demonic essence. As the dark knight of Tirek fell down quite dead, the rabbit decided that any who would dare to attack it shall be ended by its paws and jaws. Dragging the knight, who was ten feet tall, away to a nearby cave it set up its warren.
As time went on more and more dark knights came to slay the rabbit, and all fell to its might. It was a terror unlike the world had ever seen, and Tirek lost many knights to its unusually large and powerful teeth.
One day while it sat upon its warren of bones and armor within its cave, it saw a horrific sight. A lovely white lady rabbit was fleeing from a vicious and mad bat knight. The rabbit, now known as KB the Killer Bunny and Knight Slayer; instantly went into action.
Like a thousand angry fluffy fiends bound to one body it leaped from its perch and raced towards the bat knight. With a mighty bound KB soared through the air and in one bit took its head clean off. Upon spitting out the batty tendons, KB turned to the lovely white Angela before it and bowed.
For though it was a terrifying beastly bunny it was still noble at heart.
Angela Bunny, moved by its great heroics; fell for KB right there. When the Moochick found them they were very much in love. And for his resemblance to an ally of his old world who once fed him many knights, KB did not attack the immortal mage. Despite its terrifying actions and bloody reputation, the Moochick agreed to allow his little Angela to wed the Killer Bunny.
And they did make an arrangement that Moochick would direct as many of Tireks knights and demons to their warren as possible. So that KB might smite their foul evil from this world. It is said that without the actions of Killer Bunny, the original Firefly would have been overwhelmed at Midnight Castle even with the aid of Meghan and the Rainbow of Light.
And so as time went on, Angela and Killer Bunny had many babies. And one in particular took after both, but was more like his father in his desire to destroy evil with his paws and jaws.
And this continued on all the way up to me beloved Angel Bunny, who protects my cottage from danger and monsters alike.
Author's Note
Ker Bunnor is Angels ancestor.
I am writing a sequel that will go far more in depth into KB's exploits, but since this is a short story I decided it would be easier to the quick overview. Besides I really don't think Fluttershy would want to go into details all things considered. She is the one telling the story.
Angel Bunny, the Killer Rabbit
Discord was silent as his eyes focused on the final page in the Angel Bunny Ancestry book. For you see the entire story of not just Killer Bunny but all his and Angela's descendants had been catalogued within. With words and pictures.
And the very last page showed a rather adorable Angel Bunny, with a Hydra's head in his little jaws. Turning his gaze from the book to the rabbit, Discord came to a terrible realization about what Angel Bunny had really brought into the house.
It wasn't a white carrot, but upon closer inspection a rather large Hydra finger bone. The rabbit opened an eye and grinned, a very sharp toothed grin; and Discord's eye popped back to his head with a snap. Satisfied, the rabbit continued to gnaw on the bone in peace.
Turning his head back to Fluttershy he stammered out, "That's no ordinary bunny.."
Fluttershy nodded in agreement, "Oh I know, he's a killer rabbit."
As Discord's eyes widen in utter shock his kind and peaceful friend closes her eyes and puts on an adorable smile that is completely inappropriate for the situation.
"But he only attacks bad creatures. After all he's a very noble Angel Bunny."
Discord shudders, the revelation he has just received is far worse than a mere demon. Yet he is fascinated at the same time, as the lord of chaos he innately loves unpredictable and unusual things. This ancestor of Angel Bunny, KB; seems to be a highly chaotic terrifying creature.
His voice filled with equal parts fear and curiosity, he asks Fluttershy one more question.
"So, Fluttershy.. There wouldn't happen to be any records of the legends regarding this KB ancestor of Angel's lying around somewhere or anything like that?"
He chuckles a bit, realizing such a thing would be nearly impossible and require someone to know how to record the day to day life of a rabbit. Which was impossible unless another rabbit somehow knew how to write.
Fluttershy perks up and pulls another large book out from under the table.
"Actually it turns out Angela Bunny could write and recorded many of KB's feats and legends in this book."
Discord stares blankly at the tome before him, trying to process the concept of an ancient bunny being able to write down legends and tales of another bunny. Realizing this is a perfectly unpredictable and quite silly event that has fallen into his rather chaos starved lap, he decides to read the book.
After all it's just a book written by a rabbit, it can't be that descriptive now can it?
Opening the tome's covers he begins to read.
"KB the Killer Rabbit of Equestria, by Angela Bunny..."
To be continued in a silly manner later.
Author's Note
May I introduce my Angel Bunny origins head canon.
The only rules are it can't be Angela or KB.
I will be making a sequel titled "KB The Killer Rabbit" which will go more in depth into his many feats and legends and... Ok I just want to write scenes where a killer bunny saves ponies from demon knights.
Other than that you can make up any Bunny descendent you wish.
Enjoy!
Glen Gorewood
