He The Almighty

by TheOPcharacterWritter

Ch 1: He can be Boned < Old Chapter > (Don't read)

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It was a hard day for him; he worked for over 10 hours on his laptop for a presentation for the firma. Tomorow was supposed to be his day when he finally gets a promotion, and be finally gaining enough money to maybe by a new house in the future. He would also start finally doing something he always wanted to do but couldn’t.

He was a 23 years old male with blond hair and blue eyes, he was going to the gym 2 times in the week for 3 hours . He was muscular but wasn’t a blob of muscles like some guys, he was rather slim, and he got nice abs and biceps. He had a scar under his right eye, when one time a wolf attacked him and almost made him blind on his right eye. He was one point nine meters tall and he was happy with it, he liked playing games and reading fantasy novels like: Silmarillion, Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, and Harry Potter etc.

He liked war films and documents, he wasn’t like others and liked to party hard but when he did, he was the king the same with talking, he didn’t talk much but when he did, then no one could stop him. He was a history guy, and liked to travel around the world and met new people and attends carnivals and their holiday to have a nice day.

He knew 3 languages and one of them was his mother language. He studied law and economy and he liked to play strategy games like Civilization franchise or Geopolitical simulator, Hearts Of Iron three and four. He then because of this games started to learn on his own with the help of a friend that was a teacher of political science, he started to learn about geopolitics and what is a state, ideologies.

One time he was sitting on his sofa and playing some games, he then proceeded to watch a film and he thought that a great idea would be to watch a comedy or something simillar. He has chosen the film „Bruce almighty” . He watched how the journalist was next to the bakery, then when he was fired and he looked for a job and met Morgan Freeman that later granted him God powers.

He watched the film and when it was time when it ended he wished that he would have such powers but sadly it was impossible, he then considered if he had enough time for some fun. He looked at the clock and he saw that it was already 2 AM. He closed the browser and power point, he was ready to turn off his PC, but a certain folder got his attention

The folders name was “Fanfiction ideas and pics” of course his fanboyism on fanfiction was too big to get rid of and he wished that one of his ideas would actually come true. He then would get away from all the problems he has here, but thinking like that only would make him more problems and he worked hard for tomorrow.

So he turned off his PC and changed his clothes to a pajama and went to sleep, he was thinking if even something like that would be possible. To suddenly appear in the world of bleach or LOTR having the powers of God that can do anything, any time and where he wants. Maybe the world of dreams will give him what he wants.


The world of dreams didn’t give him anything other than a dream he couldn’t remember, when he wanted to stand up all he was greeted with was the smell of animals and fur all around him. His bed wasn’t as comfortable as he remembered, and he definitely didn’t have a window next to his bed to shine light on him. He could feel the wind on his face, and the sound of little steps on the floor. He slowly opened his eyes and his gaze was met with a strange sealing as if made out of wood.

He tried to look around and stand up, but all he could do was to shift his head on the sides because apparently he was stuck in the bed. Something was holding him captive with a rope. He could feel the strange material as made out of grass. He shifted his head on the right and saw a table, a chair and a couple of cages and sleeping birds next to a window. He then shifted his head on the right to see a wall.

“W-What the hell?” He asked while looking around and slowly starting to panic.

He now was struggling to get out from wherever he is and go home. He wanted to get free and with his muscle strength he wanted to somehow tear the rope apart and be free finaly. But it didn’t work, so he had to look for something sharp, like a knife or for a key to cut the rope. He looked around for a couple of minutes but found nothing. He then saw a bird on the window next to him on the left wall. The bird looked at him and was making bird sounds. He never saw a bird like this or at least didn’t hear about one that had red eyes and was the size of an eagle while being similar to a sparrow.

He looked at the bird and the bird did the same, he then as if it would do anything begins to talk to the bird. But such an idea would be nothing useful, he was probably going to be raped or killed and held captive until someone doesn’t get his cash.

“Help me…” he said and the bird looked at him and after a few seconds immediately lunched itself and started to peck the rope he was tied with to the bed.

Of course he jumped at that and he watched with winded eyes what was happening. The bird was actually helping him when he asked for it. This was so impossible but at the same time it was so realistic, he could feel everything, the claws of the bird on his skin and how the rope was making him uncomfortable.

‘No way it actually worked’ he thought

But then other animals begin to gather around his bed, and they were picking up some garbage and throwing it at the bird that was helping him in his escape. Well, it wasn’t a nice thing, and he definitely was held captive by the animals he was actually surprised that they were so smart. Most of them were bunnies and he actually also saw a weasel there.

“Stop!” He yelled at the animals and they immediately stopped throwing as if he just gave them an order, but he continued „Go away”

The animals did what he has told them to do. The bird actually did to, he saw as the bird flew away and then he looked at the rope and that it was damaged. He now with his muscle strength could tear the rope apart and get the hell out of here. He stood up and immediately the blanket covering him fell of him.

He looked at himself and indeed at least he was in his body, and because he was naked makes him even more uncomfortable. Was he raped? Or maybe was he used for something? All the cults on the street where he lives would possibly do this to him, his neighbors fined him strange because he didn’t have a girlfriend, or someone and he was pretty handsome actually. Even the wife’s of some friends in his work like him and were attracted by him.

“I need some clothes.” He said and something just as if fell and hit the floor.

He turned around and he was shocked to death he even fell because the jump he did from the shock. In front of him were some clothes, jeans and socks on the floor, he slowly grabbed the T-shirt. It was a red T-Shirt with no words or decorating letters on it, he then proceeded with grabbing the jeans and they were normal jeans. The same was with the socks they were normal white socks nothing wrong about them.

He debated if he should put them on; everything here was strange and unrealistic. Was he dreaming? He remembered only going to sleep and now was he actually dreaming? So many questions to answer. But he won’t go out while being naked, so he decided to put the clothes on. When he finally was wearing them he still needed some boots.

“Wonder if I will get some boots.” He said to himself in a whisper and indeed he did get some.

He was gifted with Roshe from Adidas in white color; he again couldn’t believe that something just appeared with a falling sound as if it just did fall from heaven. He decided to put them on too and be ready to get the hell out of the place where he currently is. But something very unpleasant just happened, he started hearing voices and steps outside the window.

“Fuck” He cursed but continued “I need to hide or escape somehow” He said in a whisper to himself.

He started to look for a hiding spot anywhere in this house or rather cottage, he saw a wardrobe but it was too small for him. He then tried to hide under the bed but he was too big for it he would definitely be seen anyway. He could always suddenly run past them and try to call the police or something.

He needed to do something he won’t be held here captive for long. The best plan would be if he just would jump out the window, while they will be getting inside. He looked out the window and saw some tress and very beautiful looking meadow. It seemed so cartoon looking, as if he just was in a child book or something, but he had to do something escape this prison and get home.

So he searched around the home for something that will help him, he found an empty cage some food a knife and a couple of spoons. He sat on the sofa and prepared for the visit and he planned. He used the rope to do a little trap so that they can trip and fell on it while he will throw the cage at the person behind them, and use the spoons as a distraction. The knife however will be if he has to use violence and lethal force in self-defense.

-----Outside the cottage----

“C’mon Fluttershy it can’t be you found him naked in the forest” a girl with a very confident voice said

She wore some pair of jeans and a white T-Shirt, she was around 20 years old and she also had a pair of sport boots. Actually her outfit was sportswear, her breasts were a coup A or B and she had rainbow hair and a tail. Her skin was cyan blue color and her eyes were a little too big compared to her head, she also had a muzzle and overall she looked like human-Horse hybrid with wings on her back

“But I did and he wasn’t moving just sleeping…I think” Also a girl said with a very soft voice as if whisper

This girl had a coup D at least and she had pink hair ,while her skin color was butter yellow and she also had to big eyes for a creature like her. She wore a drees that was red color and a hat that was used when the sun was shining to bright. Over all she was the same species like the cyan.

“I doubt that an ape with no fur would be just in the forest” Said another girl this time much older than the others

She was at least 26 and her breast size were a coup C and she wore a very nice looking outfit today, with also a hat but far more expensive looking with a ribbon on top of it. Her skin color was dark white or a very light grey color, and her hair ware very dark violet and from the look of it she had spent at least an hour-if not more-in making them. She was also the same species as them, but the only difference was that she had a horn on her head

“Maybe it’s a minotaur with no horns” said a very young creature.

He was a dragon and was 4 feet tall and he was purple color with some of scales being green. He didn’t wear any clothes and was currently holding hands with the far older then him person with dark violet hair. He like others too had to big eyes compared to his head and body.

“Don’t be ridiculous spike, maybe he is just a species that we didn’t know yet!”

Stated a lavender colored girl that had a horn on her head like the other one, she also had a coup C sized breasts and her hair were deep blue with a single line of lavender on them. She was wearing some casual clothes and the only thing that was different from the others, was that she also had wings like the cyan girl.

“I will throw him a “Welcome to Ponyvile party” and we will become good friends for ever and ever!” exclaimed a very excited person

The voice belonged to a pink girl that was wearing some shorts and she was a little fat but rather then that she seemed was pretty. She had also a coup C sized breasts and her hair were also pink like her skin only a little darker. She wore a light jersey even thou it was summer and some short jeans.

“And what if he is already awake in your house?” Asked the cyan girl now in the air

The yellow like butter one answered „Well…probably, Discord has already took care of him”

“Well let’s hope he didn’t scare him or something, knowing Discord he likes to play and do some nasty pranks” Said the lavender girl

“Well he promised to take a form of a bird not scare him with his appearance…I think he said he will be a sparrow or something.” Answered Flutershy

“Its not like I don’t trust Discord but…well, he may not keep that promise I think” Said the eldest of them

Now they were in front of the cottage belonging to the yellow like butter, pink haired girl that looked like an anthropomorphic pony. The cyan girl landed on the ground like a boss and the other just got in line behind the yellow one. She was looking for the key to her house and when she started to unlock the door for some reason something in them was saying and convince them that thy should go away. But the feeling as quick as it did come so quick did it also go away when Fluttershy opened the door.

She stepped in and after the 3rd step she fell over something, the lavender girl quickly run up to help her get up but she was hit with a metal cage for birds. The next girl was the cyan one had an offensive position and she was ready to strike anyone that just hurt her friends, but she was greeted with 2 spoons in her face that hit her strong enough to break her nose.

“Rainbow!” shouted the eldest of them and run up to her friend to help her but something in red just pushed her away and she fell down.

“Where do y-“ the dragon was cut off when he was also pushed from the way of the wearing red clothes creature that now was running toward the meadow and then possibly to Ponyvile.

But PinkiePie saw everything and she already has taken action by appearing right in front of the attacker. He of course stopped and fell over and he quickly tried to get up but he couldn’t, he looked at his legs and somehow they were tied up. But something like that wasn’t enough to hold him, and pinkie saw it and jumped at him holding him with all her might and strength, until he will give up.

But he didn’t, the rope on the other hand have gave up and was tore apart and for some reason the “attacker” was surprised by this and Pinkie was to. He then did a judo move and Pinkie had to let go of him. But he saw that the purple one and yellow one with the cyan girl were flying toward him. So he picked up Pinkie and he has thrown her right at the lavender one. He then proceeded to run as fast as he could but he was tackled from the side by the cyan girl ,that not only landed on him in a uncomfortable position ,but also he had his hand placed where he never should have placed it.

The cyan girl begin to blush but he was stronger in that kind of fight and he tossed her away from him and he begin again, this time he was running as fast as his legs could give him. The only person now able to stop him was the yellow one.

----The Humans POV---

‘WTF WTF WTF WTF!’ he screamed in his head while running like he was just racing with his worst enemy for a girl or a the last beer in the shop

He just met some kind of weird anthropomorphic animals that looked like they were a hybrid of a pony and of a human, and what was even more weird for him was that they were actually pretty and cute looking. Of course he will probably be running and he will be wanted for a good amount of time. Not only had his hand on that rainbow haired or mane’d…girls breast. He will be wanted, and no fucking way he isn’t going to jail. He could see her blush when she was on him, he would probably also but he wasn’t into bestiality.

He saw a lonely tree in the center of the meadow, he decided that he will rest there for a minute or two in the shadow to regain some stamina, and again run toward the first city he will encounter. So he was now running up a small hill toward the tree and when he finally arrived he immediately sit down in the shadow to regain some strength before continuing.

He also had time now to think about what the hell happened, so first he has awoken in probably animals lover cottage. Then he has thrown a cage on one of them and he continued with a spoon throw at the cyan one that hates him now. He pushed two of them and one was looking like a fucking mini dragon. And he was fighting the pink one that somehow tied his legs with a rope that was indestructible.

‘But then…I wanted the rope to tear apart’ He thought and reminded himself how he wanted the rope to be destroyed.

It was very strange,when he wanted to receive some clothes to wear because he didn’t want to go out naked he wished for them and they appeared. The same was with his boots ,he wanted them so he received them. This was very strange he made the animals go away, he made the bird help him and he made the rope break apart when he wished for it. He didn’t know why but he felled that if he wished for a Pepsi appear in front of him it actually will.

‘I can try’ He thought and closed his eyes and reached his hand forward and he wanted a can of pepsi to appear in his hand, he also wanted it to be cold and with no sugar in, but it has to taste as if it had sugar in it. When he was done he felt that indeed he was holding something, something made out of metal. He opened his eyes and a Pepsi was in his hand and it was cold.

He slowly looked at it as if he was holding giant diamond in his hand, he then proceeded to open the Pepsi and it did make the ‘Tsst’ sound while opening. He then stared to drink the Pepsi and indeed it did taste like a regular Pepsi you can buy in the shop or any other supermarket. He then looked at the back where the ingredients were written and looked for sugar and there was no sugar on it!

Now he was smiling, the last thing he remembered was when he was going to sleep and nothing more. Maybe he had amnesia or something for a while and didn’t remember what he did that night before going to bed? A question he wants an answer to , but he won’t receive an answer just now.

When he was finished with the Pepsi he looked into the sky and saw some black smoke coming from somewhere ,he hoped it’s a nearby village where these things that he encountered were not living. Or else he would abuse the hell out of his Pepsi spawning power by throwing the cans and maybe even bottles at them.

“Please lord, let there be only humans” he said to himself and now started again running toward the smoke


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