„Can I-„

„SILENCE!”

Jeff has been on his knees for some time now, he had his hands behind his head. He was ordered to look down and be quiet, not to say a word, and they even instructed him how to fucking breathe! There are borders of ridiculousness, and they ignored them. Who instructs someone to breathe? He understands that if he was a dragon just like spike, he could potentially breathe fire, but he can’t do that!

Even when saying things like this have sense and are true, technically he can breathe fire…he is a God, and almighty being. He could breathe water. That would weird for sure, but those guards are douchebags. The first thing they did was aiming their spears. They just ran inside the room and threatened him to use force to get him on his knees.

He is the ‘danger’ and he is a’ anomaly’ and something worth of mentioning, he is an ‘animal’ like thing! What the hell! Cool, he is from somewhere, he is something new and he is a Human. This doesn’t mean they can be so xenophobic, really. It's just sad to see it.

Jeff wanted to ask if he could at least scratch himself behind his ear. But no, they had to scream, they had to cut him in the middle of his sentence. They just had to, great. Is it the same to others? Is it because he touched that Princess Luna's goddamn blueberry blue giant nose? If yes then he is very sorry for that, he would buy her some flowers to apologize.

He would clean her floor for a year to just let him live normally in this country! In Belgium they would have more rights then he would. He would cook for her, he would even dare to use his God powers and do something to be left alone! As long as it wouldn’t contain killing or anything like this, history lessons gave him one thing. In countries before the 20th century death was rather a normal thing.

What is he even waiting for? Is Princess Twilight going to come in the middle of the bloody night and talk to him? Is she going to torture him? He won’t allow this to happen, he won’t. He will defend himself until it comes to the point where he will be forced to harm. On second thought, in this world he might be even forced to murder someone…

This world is in XVIII century or something along this, they dress like from the modern days but mentally they are still stuck back in time. Each world is different and unique. Here he can see it. He even doubts there is a separation of power in any of the countries that might exist in this world. This will be hell on earth for Jeff.

Constantly in danger from the state, will he witness the pony version of the French revolution? Or from those Gryphons? Maybe those Changelings will have a similar event in their history? He is immortal, and he will notice all of it. Of course, he might force the world to delete any thoughts or plan regarding things like this. But he doesn’t want to play God.

Jeff very slowly raised one of his fingers up, without any violent move so that he might not get stabbed. He wanted to ask what will happen to him, he wants to know his fate, he has the right to at least know that. If not, then this is pure bullshit he tells you. Jeff tells its bullshit and there is no other truth than his.

He heard as their armor cracked a bit, and he also heard them doing one step forward. Then it followed with a small wave of wind being noticed by Jeff. The wind blow against his forehead. These guards moved forward because he just raised his finger, like in school to ask something. Can you imagine this?

He could see with his eyes, that they held their spears really close to his neck and also close to his face. Jeff was scared right now, he might be God and he might be immortal, but this is too much to bare. He doesn’t want to die. Jeff stopped in his efforts to ask the guards anything. He has been quiet, and he hoped, but not commanded or wished, that they won’t hurt him.

This was also a good time to train his thoughts, he didn’t wish or command them to leave him and don’t hurt him… But he hoped they wouldn’t hurt him for doing absolutely nothing more then existing and living. It might be that his hope influenced them, and they didn’t move an inch. It can be pure luck nonetheless

Jeff also begin to in his head think about the meaning of being an immortal God. He will see his friends die, he will see everything he will love here in this world eventually get destroyed or broken, maybe rot away. This is so sad to think about, at least he won’t see his family die, even when thinking about such things positively is hard as hell.

Everything will eventually die, it’s a cycle of life, he is immune to it. He is death and he is Life. He can with words order all the females in the world to become sterile and the same with the males. Or he could be like Moses and destroy entire continents and countries with whatever comes to his mind, he is God.

When thinking about death, there always is a thought asking.

What is I could control it?

He can, Jeff can do more than control it, he can create it and even modify it in such way death will be life and life will be death. Things that seem to be illogical can be a fact, things he would just plainly imagine being true might be theories that would be almost never discovered and write or thought of. A white black hole for example.

What if his own mood can guide the world? What if his tears when he would cry would cause new types of minerals to be created? What is the salt his tears contain would be diamonds raining on the homes of this planet?

How many possibly could he hurt, by just being him? How many could he hurt by himself being hurt? Immortality would be the one to blame, that he would be sad and that he would be depressed as all things would die and not come back, just if he lets them go away and he won’t force them back? This is worse than he imagined

Jeff sighted, the Guards only responded with a more aggressive position, although they didn’t move. Jeff didn’t see how they held their spears or how tense they were. Jeff just went into more deeper thinking, he accepted the proposal to save billions of lives. He did think about himself and his family.

He forgot to think about Immortality, immortality will be the nail that would with each passing of someone he would know, go deeper and deeper into his heart, making his blood that would be his emotions spray on the floor that is the universe.

Who would be one of his closest friends n this world? Lyra, maybe. Those friends of Twilight if he gets to know them better? Could be. Spike could be a good buddy, and Discord himself is immortal, he won’t lose him if that draconequus won’t die on him. Even Morgan Freeman said he will become friends with Discord thanks to him doing something.

For now, he has nothing to lose, other then the fact he is responsible for all the plants and animals living here and doing bad stuff to other various animals and races. Jeff although he didn’t want to play God, the fact he will be one made him think about everything that exists.

Magic is one thing, he ordered himself to have the abilities from certain games that were his childhood and his life nowadays. He has something to survive in this world without him being constantly on God mode. The thing is, he doesn’t know how to use them, he did use quen when in hospital bed.

‘Dammit’

So much to do and know, but so much will come after it, he might get to know all the thing his predecessor created, but there won’t be too much new things here. Yes, new Races and cultures, definitely new animals probably.

Magic, he saw it in tons of movies and he read a few books and played a lot of fantasy games to know how magic looks like. Normal things like math and Politics he likes to think about sometimes, will be rather the same.

New things will include food for a hundred percent. Traditions and Holidays will be new, all in all he has to maintain his own traditions and his own celebrations. He needs to remember that he is a Brit with American background from both his father and mother side. While his mother is also half a swede and in one fourths German.

His Grandma is from Britain and she was the wife of his only grandpa Johnny, that has left him and his brother a big estate in the US. If he remembers correctly, it was four hundred acres big or so. It's worth a lot, and the land on it is very fertile, he isn’t an expert in this but almost all of it, if not all, is loam soil that is the best for agriculture.

Getting back to his original thoughts, Jeff could just make it, so he would know everything about this world. There would no fun in it and if he knew everything this would also mean bad things, he doesn’t need a depression from knowing horrible things in detail.

Jeff heard how a crowd was coming his direction, he could hear the armored boots of the guard’s codling with the floor making the loud sound of metal hitting stone. Definitely these guards are going to receive back-up.

Jeff didn’t look up who was heading towards him. Jeff would get stabbed to death by the guards if he did that, because it would be aggressive behavior. He can bet, he can bet his liver that it would happen.

“Stand up, now”

Jeff did as the guard ordered and he still kept his hands on the back of his head. He finally was able to look who was coming his direction, and all he saw was a thick two-person layer protecting a levitating crown that went down the hallway. He didn’t know if this was real or if someone had a birthday party in this place and still wore his birthday crown the guest have made.

‘Maybe Twilight, she is a princess’ Jeff thought

The guards had their swords just beside them, some had spears in their hands and some wore shields. However, no one had a bow or anything that could just in case shot him down if he the great and dangerous anomaly decides to escape.

In a short amount of time he managed to see her head and her lavender hair. If he wasn’t in such a position, he would comment how funny it looks like while being protected by two circles made from guards armored in a plate armor. Twilight wasn’t happy because of this, she wanted to dismiss them, but these guards wouldn’t let her go alone.

Jeff remained serious, he isn’t forced to even hide his animal face away from her majesty. This is a great honor and surely a token of trust from the pony side. Not that these guards are aiming at his lungs from the side.

The guards stopped with Twilight, the ones with shields and swords went inside Jeff’s room and formed a wall of shields. They had their swords stick out from behind the shields. The ponies with spears then went in and placed the spears so, that they aimed them at him. The spears weren’t pikes, so he didn’t have to move backwards.

The rest just formed one array that waited for Twilight to come in. She rolled her eyes, this was unnecessary, all this protection and all these protocols were unneeded. Yes, something can happen to her since the traditionalists don’t like her and really want her gone, but she can deal with it, she as an element of harmony and not a princess managed to deal with different kinds of dangers.

Twilight went in and stood before Jeff, while of course protected by the guards in front of him. He looked at her with an emotionless stare, she could say he was pleading her to make all those guards go away. She could, but the amount of consequences she would face was just to great. Not only her brother would constantly write to her saying why did she even do this and why did she even order them to go away. But it would be written in the newspaper.

From there, everything goes down.

Twilight didn’t know how to start, she didn’t see Jeff in a while and e has a lot of questions. She inspected him, and she immediately saw he didn’t have his wings. She blinked a few times, only to make sure she isn’t hallucinating, he didn’t have his wings. Nothing was behind him, and milky white feathers weren’t there.

“Hello…Jeff”

He just looked left and right

Then one of the guards shouted, “Answer her Majesty’s Twilights greeting!”

“Hi!” He shouted in fear he might get stabbed” …Twilight how are you doing?” He said immediately

“I’m fine, but you seem to lack…” She nodded to herself “…Your wings”

“I made them go away”

“How exactly?” Twilight waved her hand s that the guards might lower their weapons, so that Jeff can be under less stress

Jeff of course saw this, he felt as massive amounts of pressure fell from his heart. His breathing became more regular and wasn’t quick and nervous like before. He would sooner or later answer this question, it won’t be to much of a secret as he will live with this thru his life. But at least they had left Lyra alone when she went home.

“I can make them appear and vice versa any time I want”

Twilight didn’t quite believe that, the guards did neither. Of course for lying to the princess there was a punishment of being sent to prison for twenty years and a special ten percent bigger tax for the pony that did it. It could also include community work for three hours a day. The sentence would be public and everyone would know he is a liar.

“You dare laying to her Majesty Twilight?!” Asked one of the guards, behind Twilight

He grabbed a wooden Cush that was leather bound and prepared to smack Jeff for what he just did. Jeff Sudden reaction was of course looking all the way to Twilight. Jeff moved his lips in fear that he might again be punished for saying without having the right to speak.

While the guards made his way to Jeff, Twilight hand was in front of his way. It was a sign saying and ordering him to stop. Jeff gulped hard as the dressed in golden armor white coated stallion with alive colored mane stopped.

“With all due respe-“

“Hush” She said “Go back” She ordered

The guard bowed his head an with an angry scowl filled with hatred he looked at Jeff, visibly marking his revenge on him for making him go out in defending her Majesty. This animal surely has done something to her Majesty Twilight, and because of this she ordered him to go back.

Jeff was sweaty, his whole face was wet, as drops of sweat went down his cheek, and forehead. He was about to get beaten for saying the truth. How can you treat an living person like this? Humans are known to e dicks to each other, but he did nothing wrong, he even helped. Why would he hurt Twilight, she was ok when he first met her.

“Jeff I don’t believe you, you have to prove this”

“Do I have to?”

Twilight nodded

“Alright”

He had his red shirt still on, maybe this time the wings will make holes in them. Either way he can get himself a new one. He already told them about the power of creating things from nothing from his imagination that are rather small.

Jeff had his eyes closed, he didn’t want to get attacked. But he had to do it, maybe then they will be less hostile towards him. Behind his back, a there was a tiny boom of light. It followed with one feather falling and some smoke appearing, it also seem the light was more like fire, that didn’t emit heat but created an visual effect.

The guards were surprised, Twilight had her mouth open, it was the first time in her life she saw something like this. To make a body part just appear, the way it appeared was also really interesting, in a small flash of light and fire. One feather fell down, she would pick it up, if it didn’t mean something…reserved for couples.

“Good enough”

“Y-Yes”

“May I hide them back?”

Twilight nodded

Jeff unsummoned his wings, the process was similar, the thing is that his wings rather than appearing disappeared. Twilight had some questions, according what are his first views about Equestria, if he needs something or would like something. Jeff looked like a stallion that doesn’t need too much things. Her brother is the same, but when it comes up to something he would like this and this, why not that too.

“So, what do you think about Equestria”

Jeff hid forcefully his smile away. This pony didn’t just ask him what he thinks about Equestria? She choose the worst time. He has been almost beaten up, he is threatened by death any second he says something wrong, and he also is under constant pressure from whoever is this Princess Luna and she doesn’t like him.

“Princess Twilight” Jeff started “I didn’t have the chance to fully experience what Equestria could show me, I have to reject sharing my views about Equestria with you as they would be unfair for the time being”

“Do you need anything?”

“If your majesty could, I would be happy if these two” He pointed at them raising his left leg first and then his right one after setting down his left one “Could get smacked behind their heads”

Twilight taken back by the reply and request, nodded again and the guards behind Jeff looked terrified when they saw their Majesty princess Twilight they love and respect with their hearts and minds agreed to get them punishment for nothing. They just did what they were ordered to do, be hostile and always reply with hostile behavior towards the ‘anomaly’

Both Twilight and Jeff looked at each other

This conversation was shit, nothing interesting and it also was so fake and forced. It was incredible how bad it went. Twilight had nowhere to sit, and the guards were overprotective, Jeff was constantly scared for his life.

“Princess Tw-“

“Just Twilight is OK”

“Twilight, can I get my hands down?”

“Of course”

Jeff finally was able to get rid of the pain that followed with him constantly keeping his hands behind his head. He cracked his finger, it felt so good. He did stretch his shoulder muscles and his legs and back a little bit. His knees didn’t hurt for the amount of time on his knees.

“You asked about my opinion about Equestrian?”

“Yes I did”

“Its very low, and by very I mean extremely low”

“Why is that?”

“Do you want to change places? You’d get the answer immediately”

Jeff’s attitude became more rude as his ego kicked in. From time to time and in certain situations he is rude and behaves bad. This doesn’t however last long and Jeff is never able to insult anyone because of it. Sometimes due to such outburst he got himself into a few problems, but it was rare for him to get bigger ones.

“Jeff I came here with an proposition”

“What kind of proposition” Jeff listened

“I would like to have you closer-”

“-I don’t like where this is going” He interrupted her

This made Twilight blush, the guards just looked at him and at Princes Twilight. This did spark some internal laughter in the guards heads, but it wasn’t enough for them to even snicker or move from the inner amount of humor this stamen had.

“Not that way!” She yelled embarrassed

“Then why did you say it that way”

“I didn’t!”

“Yes you did”

“No!”

Twilight tried to say something, but she lacked words she sighted and let a small cloud of steam out that disappeared quickly after she exhaled it. Her redness also was gone, but her lavender fur hid the amount that wasn’t noticeable, but still was there under her fur.

“Anyways” She said upset “I wanted you to transfer to my palace so that you may be protected better, from there we could work on pleasing Princess Luna you made angry at you”

Jeff considered this, he could go with Twilight, it will mean that he will be watched and spied five times more than he was here, he will be contained and secured. So that they can protect him, he doesn’t protection, he is totally fine by himself as long as he can create an galaxy by kicking a small rock down the road.

“In simpler words…you just want me to come to your place?”

It also made her blush a little, she wouldn’t say it like this but if he likes to understand her invitation like that…

“Yes”

The guards surprisingly didn’t say a thing in this. They just let their princess invite the anomaly. If she does this, there will be a small patrol of fifty five unicorn guards dispatched to monitor and contain the ‘anomaly’ named Jeff.

Checking upon the anomaly would be highly advised while it will live with the princess of friendship. Twilight Sparkle can be one of the most successful, loved and hated by ponies Princess of our era and year.

Princess Celestia will surely acknowledge this as a process of assimilation of the anomaly and possible control over it in the future. The anomaly will be treated with almost the same rights and attitude like other ponies or minorities living in Equestria.

“What will happen to Lyra?”

“Lyra? She will come by and talk with you, or me, us both, every now and then”

Jeff nodded “Before I do anything, I just want to make sure I understand.” He started to count on his fingers “You want to give me a new home, sleep with me under one ceiling. Knowing that I have been deemed dangerous for some reason, and also help me from your own free will to improve relations with Princess Luna whom I hurt badly and she is angry at me? Correct?”

“That’s correct”

Jeff thought, suddenly he is greeted with this wonderful proposition to live in a Palace like a king. There has to be a Cath, it’s impossible for it to be just a friendly greeting thing. They wouldn’t have tied him to his bed if they planned something like this, if she has even planed something like this.

“There’s a catch and I know it, tell me”

“There is no catch”

“There is, it’s too beautiful to be true, tell me what it is”

“Jeff, I can assure you there is no catch, I will just study you and I will help you with princess Luna, so that she may acknowledge the fact you are an harmless pony”

“Human, not pony”

“Yes, human”

“You promise there is no bait in this?”

“Absolutely not”

‘I don’t have a choice, I’m homeless and they won’t just free me’ Jeff thought hopelessly

“I agree” He said tiredly

Author's Note

Man, Fuck this story yo. I didn't even care for the grammar today.

If there is an editor out there, free, pm me.

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