Jeff was just standing there, with his head hanged and eyes looking at the space under him. Being a God and be responsible for the lives of Billions, with maybe even aliens somewhere there just going on land and evolving. He would have the power to morph the land to his biding and do whatever he wants.

The power to accidently wipe out the whole universe with one blink or just simple drop of sweat, such power and such responsibility. He doesn’t know if he should take this onto his back, he doesn’t want to screw someone’s life, just because he wanted to get that prize or a simple bag of chips. He will probably destroy mountains and rivers just by looking there.

But he can’t allow so much lives to be killed, he can’t allow that. His family won’t see him, he is an adult and didn’t see his mom since collage. His brother? Who knows where the hell he is with his adventure in Africa. His dad died when he was 14 because someone killed him, or he hit his head very hard while coming home after work.

To this day he doesn’t know what happened and doesn’t want to know. But by being a God he would know, but that just might bring bad emotions and get him accidently killing or injuring someone. His thoughts will be a command, if he says that someone should go and kill himself, that person will do it. And not just respond that you are a retard or someone like that.

But he already got to see Lyra, she seems rather nice and she also for a horse human hybrid looks nice and neat. Twilight and her friends seem to be rather, OK? She is a princess, and she has no guards all around her? That’s has to be something new, but well most modern monarchies don’t have guards all around them when well they are at home.

Spike the dragon also seems to be quite nice, and for some reason he feels like he is going to make spike great. But such thoughts only made Jeff think even more about what he should do. There is a choice and he can always say ‘No’. But is it worth? Is he worthy? God says he is, and he is all knowing and well the Almighty.

Maybe he should choose to become God? He will change things and the world could become perfect, but at the same time there will be no evil and the world is going to be boring…

“What am I even thinking?! To let evil be around…”

“Jeff” God started to speak, Jeff looked at the famous celebrity “You can say ‘No’, but you don’t have to”

Jeff couldn’t be more divided then he was right now, this can’t be true! But it is, right here in front of hi is the immortal proof and he even got a Taste of it. How the hell is he going to handle all the things?! He doesn’t want to make the world of Equis burn in religious wars, while he watches and fears he is going to fuck everything up. Maybe better say ‘No’? But he can’t allow them to die! This is going to make him sad and depressed

And when he gets back? He is going to go insane, people will start talking that he is crazy and the locals will claim that he should go to a mental hospital. And what next? Slender Man?! If this all is real, and if different world are a thing with probably dimensions and monsters laying everywhere. Then why not the god damn horrors people think of while making stories?!

Maybe he should find a way so, that when he lives godhood, the world won’t collapse? He will experiment and experiment until it works. And Morgan Freeman is going to get him back home, and he is going to forget about all what happened! That is a masterplan, he is a genius. But then again he said they tried and it didn’t work. Maybe it’s a bad idea? He will probably destroy logic and all definitions of physics in that world.

Everything is against him…But if he says yes, then maybe it won’t be that bad. He will met new people. And is God said, he is just needed to be there and not act. Maybe he will hide and from time to time help the ponies? He will create rules that he will make, so that he won’t abuse his power’s. Create laws that say he can feel pain and get injured.

He will become all mighty, so he will be able to do that. If he wanted to create a stone he wouldn’t ever pick up he would do that. Here he has a plan what to when he says yes, and there will be plenty complication on the way. For example power’s, he said that humans do magic. He won’t lie and will them he is special and that he hid his abilities.

Maybe it’s time to decide? He isn’t going to be here for all eternity, he won’t be here for all eternity. If only he could do something before he goes away and never sees his friends and family. Take something from his home…Maybe he could do that? Well better ask Morgan Freeman about it, he knows if he could do it

Jeff looked up, and he saw Morgan Freemans face ”Umm, could I take something from my home, you know. So that I can remember who I am, and who I was?”

God just looked at him and chuckled “Of course, but I would recommend you not to do that, because well suddenly something appearing in front of you won’t make you look like a normal person in Equestria” He then took 2 steps forward “If you get a home, and maybe even a wife, who knows.”

Jeff blushed a tiny bit “Get to the point old man”

“Maybe then you could ‘spawn’ or create something you had back home and have it in Equestria” He suggested

Jeff thought about that, that’s not such a bad idea. Something suddenly appearing next to him, while he is on the medical bed. That won’t help him, and Twilight will ask questions Lura will and maybe even some kind of government facility will ask him questions. Say that he is an ape and he is not worth to be next to a pony. Just like in the movies, be surrounded by racist species that thinks they are the best.

“Not a bad idea” Jeff said “I have a couple questions before I, you know. Will say if I want or do not want to become…a divine entity”

“Ask as much as you want, son” God responded

Jeff now has to think really hardly to know, what he wants to ask and not later regret not asking something and fearing he will break rules. But that is one thing, the second is to know exactly what to do when he wakes up. And 3rd ‘s, if he can do what he thought about, the rules so that he won’t fell to much as if he was cheating in life. If he will choose it

“You said I can’t talk about you. But if they ask me about culture and such, what should I do?”

“This you can say that you have religions and they involve this and that. As long as you don’t tell them directly who God is, me of course.” Jeff nodded

The next question was “ I you see being a god makes you cheat in life, I don’t want to you know…get bored? That doesn’t sound right, I don’t want to feel empty, you feel me?”

God put his hand on his shoulder “If you want to make yourself valuable to pain and such, your thing. If you want to get infected and be touched by poisons of different kind, your thing. But you won’t die, I mean your souls won’t. Your body, yes if you are not careful, but your soul can’t and won’t ever” Morgan Freeman explained

“If I wake up” Jeff started “Wha-“

“I recommend not to panic, not to look around and most importantly not to talk with disrespect to a certain dark blue pony, with a night sky mane.” God said immediately with his finger raised, to make Jeff listen to him, and remember that part

“Ok, why?” Jeff asked back

“She is rather, stuck in medieval times when it comes to talking”

If this couldn’t get any worse, so if he wakes up. And will be transported to an unknown place, he will meet a dark blue pony with a night sky mane. How does it even work? Anyway, he shouldn’t and he mustn’t talk to her with disrespect. Or else he is going to land in prison or somewhere else. Just perfect.

“I understand, there is magic in that world?” Jeff asked when he remembered twilight teleportation

“Yes, in fact this might help you” God then held in his hand 4 games

Jeff looked at them, and then he took then. He nodded when he saw what he saw. This were the upcoming Shadow of War Mithrill edition(Because well he has been transported when the game didn’t yet come out), there was the Witcher 3 with all the DLC’s. Of course God didn’t forget about the good old Saint row series. And the classic upon classics, Skyrim with also all the DLC’s

“You want me to make myself know all the skills and magic type stuff from these games?” Jeff asked surprised, he hoped to get one word for an answer

“And what do you think?”

‘That’s not the answer I expected, but it works as ‘Yes’’

Jeff though once more about saying yes before he accepts or says something, he felled stressed and he felt cold. The familiar feeling in his stomach making him sweat and also fear appeared and devoured his senses. He tried to think rationally, but his mind was to detracted to do that. He again though what will happened when he says ‘No’ and ‘Yes’

‘No’ Equals him going back and risking an entire world on collapsing on itself. Killing Billions if not more citizens with their own lives like he has, and also he will become a douche bag that liked more his life and preferred normality then to save innocent lives. He can’t allow himself to do that. What will his mom think she gave birth to? A monster with no heart

‘Yes’ Equals him losing his home and getting onto a new adventure with countless battles. He will meet people he wouldn’t think he would ever see, see monsters and nightmares born from darkness itself. He will become God and be the Alpha and Omega of the universe and the room he will get. He will never again see familiar faces, and he will never be a human gain

“Jeff…” He got his attention “I personally, like a friend to a friend. Ask you to say yes”

That surprised him” Sure, no problem” Jeff said

“My brother’s creations are his and only his, they will become yours. But I can’t let them just vanish because it was his and I will defend what belongs to him” God said with a very charismatic tone, it made Jeff go in to the direction of saying Yes

Jeff understood God, having an family and an brother that soon disappears because he doesn’t want to live or just be around. He understands, he and familiar things happen when he was 17, his brother left to seek adventures in Africa because he was in love in that continent. Why? He didn’t know, but he doesn’t want to know peoples private things if they don’t want to tell him first.

“Will we meet again?” Jeff asked

“Of course, my sisters needs to see you in person”

Jeff smiled but then the smile faded, he look as if he saw something in the distance, on the horizon while standing on a tall mountain. But he didn’t see a thing in the space. Well other then the blackness, and numerous dots of white and other color’s. Jeff had enough of waiting and Thinking, he put his hands on his head and he ran his hair throe his finger’s

“I think I need to say…yes”

Twilight was currently sitting next to Celestia, she has been drinking tea with her and talked for 3 hour’s about what happened, for a week. She didn’t know any more if this was real or if she had hallucination’s. But She ordered spike to let Celestia come and investigate. She did without Luna because her sister stayed in the castle to take care of all the paperwork.

She was sitting in the glorious chair made out of crystal, in her castle with Celestia on the opposite side. She didn’t know what to think about it. Discord has been taken to ask what exactly he did feel when he was made to follow Jeff’s order’s. Celestia also took care to personally find out about beings that have or had such power

Luna also knew about that, she was hesitated to make Jeff go into the local dungeons under the castle in Canterlot if he will become a threat, Lyra was sad but at the same time finally she could tell people about humans and who they are now that she found one. She wondered when will Jeff wake up, she would like to talk with him. Princess Celestia and Twilight visited her to ask for her notes

Lyra didn’t hesitate and gave them to the princesses. She was able to visit Jeff in the Ponyvile hospital , he was guarded by ten unicorns that were trained to fight with strong beasts in the everfree or deflect magic of any kind if needed. Shining Armor also was there, he was there as support and he was sleeping in the barracks his soldier’s built quickly.

Cadence only heard about the Human and what he did, she didn’t think of him as a threat and that he might be proven a good friend in the future. Twilight with Lyra took notes and did some tests with the doctor’s so that thy won’t hurt him accidently. He wasn’t a lab monkey or rabbit to test on, but a living creature.

Lyra and Twilight defended even Jeff when needed from the all the scientist wanting to test if he is resistant to magic. Twilight reported this to Celestia and she did didn’t punish them but she said that they can’t do such things until he wakes up. Even if the scientist were right, that it would be better to find out that Jeff’s weak points before he wakes up and possibly turn against them.

Applejack visited once to see the human names Jeff she heard so much bout. Other than commenting his looks and that he seems to be rather harmless. She didn’t give much mind to him. She also said that her granny is feeling sick and she tells “Death comes” For her. She hopes that the Reaper won’t come to quickly, she can’t bare losing her yet, while Applebloom isn’t yet at least 18.

Rainbow dash told everyone that he is rather not trustworthy and that she didn’t do a thing to him. Of course she stopped talking so when the truth came out and all knew she pushed him. Even his heroic rescue of the little Dinky was well known in the town. Derpy in thanks for that, promised to bake him so much muffins that sand won’t be even close in number’s.

Celestia respected his actions did have a first good impression n about him, but she looked and looked. Read and Read about spells that can be familiar o the one he used on Discord and she couldn’t find any. She was broken but she hoped to get to know Jeff when he is going to wake up, maybe she needs some rest

She took the cup and drunk some tea from it 'Maybe I should take a break?'

Twilight supported her head with her hand “Here in my libraries there is also no information about such skills or spells”

Both the Princesses looked down, they didn’t know what to do further. Everything or most things they looked for didn’t work, as if he was unique in a 100%. There was nothing familiar to him known, well maybe the Minitours looked like him but they had horns and were bigger and more bulky. Here Jeff was smaller and not so much ripped but well-built.

Then Twilight got an idea, but Celestia probably already did that and the results were nothing. That’s why she didn’t tell her about that. However it’s not a bad thing to ask, maybe somehow her mentor forgot about that, as she did. And it would’ve have been more obvious then anything else to do. Twilight decided to ask Celestia

“Did you ask Luna to look inside his dreams?”

Celestia coughed a bit and gulped the tea she was drinking. She put the coup away and though about it, she didn’t in fact ask Luna to do it! And her sister probably also didn’t because she was taking care of paper’s in Canterlot. She could have thought about it earlier! But for some reason she doesn’t want to end her sister.

“No I didn’t” Celestia said and with a groan she stood up

She was a big woman, dressed in a perfect dress that was white with amethysts and other gems in it. Perfect for a noble and perfect for a princess. She was 2.7 meter’s tall. She stopped to grow up rapidly when she hit her 20. That time she was rather short and she didn’t grow too much, actually her growing process stopped rapidly almost to nothing. But 3009 years of age makes you big.

Luna was 2.4 meter’s high and she was only a year younger than her sister. But because of her being nightmare moon and then getting her strength back again she is smaller then her sister. Not that it bothers her, actually, she has better chances when it comes to heart problems, who would like to be in love with a giant? The sister’s gave up on topics like that, they are too old for this, even if they are stuck with 24 year old bodies.

“Then it is better to tell her to come and personally check his dreams out” Twilight said with hope on finally knowing what Jeff did to Discord

“We going to see, for now beg my pardon, Twilight. I need to go back to Canterlot” Celestia and with her magic she opened the door and exited Twilights castle tree

From there only the guards and Chariot awaited her, she will tell Luna about it. And maybe she will know what to do with the Human. She can’t just leave him here, maybe she will take him to Canterlot? Luna would probably by angry that she puts ponies in risk, but for now she needs to have under her influence. He might be a good addition to Equestrias cause

“See you next time ,Twilight” Celestia said and waved goodbye

The chariots that were enchanted, flew on their own while there was an earth pony steering it. Celestia had her chariot bigger one then most of the chariots her guards used. (For obvious reason’s)Twilight leaned on the edge of the doors, and watched as Celestia flew away. She was hoping that Jeff will be friendly, he saved Dinky and wasn’t too aggressive even when he assaulted her with her friends

‘Why when I stand near him, I want to listen to every word he says?’ Twilight wondered if it is just a weird feeling or something that is a apart of him making her fell like that

Luna accepted her sister’s request and decided to go to this human today. They hugged before Luna departed, and she with just a couple of her Lunas guards entered the hospital where Jeff was laying. She didn’t yet see him, and she didn’t want to. But now she has the opportunity, then she will see and look who is this Jeff.

At first when she entered the room where he was held, she didn’t expect to see Shining there. Of course she heard he was there to guard him and vice versa. To guard other from him. But with her here it won’t be needed, she will take care of herself. She with her horn took a nearby by chair and sat on it

Luna before doing what she was supposed to, eyes the creature that was a human, Celestia told her that they have countries, and that Lyra knows all that. How? She doesn’t know but they will take care of that, either way he can be a citizens of one of the many countries there are. Either way, Luna turned to Shining Armor to ask him some Questions

“So, he has been like this for a week?” She asked

“Yes, The doctor’s says his body reacted differently from a ponies body and he might be asleep for another week” Shining said and gave her the paper’s

Luna looked and nodded to herself “did he move or at least twitch one of his finger’s?”

“Nothing like this happened, he has been in a coma for a long time” He then looked at Jeff’s wings “He seems to have impressive regenerating abilities, his injuries healed in 4 days”

Luna nodded and sighted, she put the paper’s about his state on the nearby desk there was. She then leaned forward and was ready to begin looking in to his dreams. But Then she saw his left eye twitch a bit, she nervously looked at him. She shook her head after a moment and though it was just a side effect from lack of sleep.

Again she begun to do what she was supposed to, but now something different’ happened. The human rather than sleep or by in a coma, this time moved his head to the side. Luna umped a little by that, apparently just when she was about to check upon him he is going to wake up. The guards got into positions with their weapons raised.

Luna when she saw the human again getting into an comfortable position, she leaned forward to see if he is going to open his eyes. He groaned as if in pain and he moved his finger’s. With her hand, she commanded for the guards to put the weapons down. She stood up and looked as the Human opened his eyes.

Jeff’s head was hurting like a bitch, really he didn’t know that he will be in such state when he wakes up, but at least he is going to wake up. At first he felled pain as if on his back but more on the left and right. He felled metal attached to probably his wings he still has. For some reason he also fells weak inside, as if something was just replenishing inside of him.

He tried to move his head to the right before even opening his eyes, he heard metal, and he heard all kinds of gasps and breath’s. For now he ignored that and tried not to panic just as Morgan Freeman told him not to do. His body was very weakened and he needed to get some sleep, and not just some state in which he is unconscious.

Hi whole body felled as if he had bruises everywhere, and his arms didn’t want to move. Damn that is some weird pain right now. He remembered that he said ‘yes’ and then he suddenly got here and feels all of this pain. At least now he knows he it is all real. And he hopes he did the right choice. Jeff decided to slowly open his eyes

He slowly focused and he opened his eyes, the light blinded him. But not for long as the weird effect got away quickly. Back home he wouldn’t open his eyes for long, but here are different rules. And he is the rules, so now nothing can do shit to him. But that will change, cheating isn’t a good thing. And if he is going to have a new life here, then at least he wants to be fell as if he is born naturally here.

Jeff notice that there was a muzzle not so far away, or far away from him, it was rather dark blue and the pony that had this face had nice cyan eyes. It seemed that it was a ‘she’, or a ‘he’ that looked like a ‘she’. He won’t assume this pony’s gender, he doesn’t want to start a war over it. At least not now, that pony also had a crown.

‘A noble? Maybe one of the Princesses?’ Jeff thought

He stared blankly into the ponies eyes, with the corner of his eyes he saw all the medical equipment attached to him, he couldn’t fell his legs too much. That was a bad sign, but for now he needs to not panic and talk to that thing with respect, or else he is going to die. Or just something bad is going to happen.

The weird Pony got closer to him, he didn’t do a thing but something deep in him wanted to do something to this ponies muzzle. An itch that just wanted to make him do something unforgivable. Something only a true and crazy person would dare to even commit. While looking into those eyes, that seemed to have white stars in them just like some character’s in cartoons for children. Jeff took all of his courage and strength, he moved his hand forward and only to make sure it’s all real…

He booped the ponies nose

Author's Note

Hello my children, did you enjoy this chapter? No! I know why, the grammar is bad and all, I'm sorry for that...You see, if you know an editor out there that is free, or maybe you are one to proofread my future chapter's, then please write to me.

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