Boopity Boopy Boop

It was another peaceful day at Rainbow Dash’s cloud home. Rainbow was outside laying on a cloud, getting a tan with the outrageously hot sun. She had her awesome shades on, her legs all spread out, she was in heaven. She closed her eyes, absolutely nothing can ruin this day for her.

“Boop” Fusion said, giving Rainbow a boop out of nowhere

“Hey!” Rainbow yelled out, opening her eyes and taking her shades off “How dare you boop the most awesome pony?! Get out!”

Rainbow started chucking cloudballs at Fusion, Fusion trying his best to avoid them with a huge smile spread across his lips. It didn’t take long for Fusion to spread open his wings and fly off, leaving the pissed off looking Rainbow Dash in the dust.

“Ugh, dumb stallion! And that is why I don’t do stallions” Rainbow spoke out loud, laying back down on her cloud “…Except for soarin, hes a real hotty”

~At Sugar Cube Corner~

It was business as usual at the Cake’s little business, several customers which mainly included little fillies buying their delicious sweet treats. Pinkie was working at the counter as usual, sometimes cleaning the tables and floors and sometimes also entertaining the fillies with some karaoke all at the same time, it was hard work that only Pinkie was able to manage to pull off successfully. It’s just the way Pinkie Pie functioned, most of the ponies in Ponyville already accepted it and don’t even bother to question her weird and imaginative antics anymore.

“Boop” Fusion said, hovering above Pinkie’s head and giving her a boop on the muzzle

Pinkie looked up at him, smiling.

“Oh, hi Fusion, you want some delicious tasty super yummy treats?” She said in a sing song manor

“Boop” Fusion said, booping her again

Fusion sat down on the counter next to Pinkie, continuously booping her with a huge smile plastered on his face.

“Heh.. hehe, funny” Pinkie forced out a laugh, not really knowing what she should do or how she should respond

“Boop” Fusion said, still booping her non stop

“..So you’re gonna buy something or not?” Pinkie asked “Common, talk to me old buddy old pal”

“Boooooooop”

“STOP IT” Pinkie yelled out, slowly growing insane

“Booooooooooooooooooop”

“STOP IT, AAAHHHHHHHHHH!” Pinkie said “I CAN’T TAKE SO MANY BOOPS”

Pinkie hurried up and cranked up her tail, her tail making all kinds of strange indescribable machine sounds. Her tail then started to spin around like a propeller, making her hover and then she flew out of the chimney of the building. Fusion watched her go, a smile still on his face.

~At Carousel Boutique~

Rarity was trotting around her shop, hurrying to get her dresses done. She was way behind her schedule, and decided to take this whole day to try to get as many dresses on her list done as possible, which meant nonstop work and couldn’t afford to get distracted by anything or anypony.

“Ribbons!” Rarity listed in her head the things she needed for the current dress she was making “Definitely needs some nice yellow rib-“

“Boop” Fusion appeared out of nowhere in front of her and booped her on the muzzle

Rarity groaned, moving Fusion out of her way with her magic and trotted past him.

“Not now Fusion, I don’t have time for your weird ant-“

“Boop” Fusion booped her again, magically appearing in front of Rarity again

“UGH!” Rarity gave out a mad groan, throwing Fusion across the room with her magic “Did you take some of Pinkie’s drink? How are you appearing everywhere?!”

Rarity trotted over to her massive mountain of fabric and ribbons. She looked around, trying to find the perfect yellow ribbon. She scanned through the mountain, looking at it in all angles. Suddenly a grey hoof emerged from the mountain and neared closer to Rarity. She stood still in disbelief as the grey hoof booped her on the muzzle.

“Boooooooop” Fusion whispered in her ear, his head appearing behind her

“AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!” Rarity screamed out, her horn exploding with magic, sending fabrics and all kinds of materials flying all over the room

Fusion stood by the entrance of the boutique and moonwalked outside, leaving Rarity in the textile coated room.

~At Sweet Apple Acres~

Applejack was pulling a wagon filled with apples, her body drenched with sweat from another hard day’s work. She was working all day at her apple filled ranch, famished and overjoyed that she was finally able to sit down and take a breather without anymore interruptions or work. Suddenly she felt her wagon get a bit heavier, making it more difficult to pull.

“Wha in tarnation?!” Applejack said, whipping her head to look at the wagon

She unhooked herself from the wagon and trotted around it, looking at every little bit of it. She didn’t find anything suspicious.. until she went to the very back of it and saw Fusion laying on top of the apples, eating one of the apples.

“Fusion! What the hay is goin on he-“

Before she could finish her sentence, Fusion took another slow bite of the apple and booped her.

“Boop”

Applejack narrowed her eyes as she stared at the grey coated stallion.

“I’m not in the mood for games Fusion, get off my apples this insta-“

“Booooop” Fusion said, booping her with both his hooves

Applejack gave him a death stare as Fusion continued munching on the apple.

“Get off my apples right this second, or else I will get Big Mac to take care of y-“

“Boooooooooooooooooooop”

Fusion booped her again, pressing down harder with his hoof against her muzzle. Applejack was about to lose her mind.

“THAT’S IT!” Applejack yelled as she dived into the wagon, aiming at Fusion

She shut her anger filled eyes shut, her body collided with the mountain of apples in the wagon, making them fly all over the place and causing most of them to get bruised. She opened her eyes so see that Fusion wasn’t even in the wagon anymore, leaving her and her now ruined apples in the wagon. Applejack looked around, her eyes laid upon the horror that meant she now had to go fill up the wagon with apples… again.

~At Fluttershy’s cottage~

Fusion flew up next to Fluttershy, her body still paralyzed from him saying the magic word in front of her. Apparently saying a word is able to be so powerful that it can paralyze a pony forever. He stood right next to her, eyeing her down from the top of her head to the point of her long pink tail. Fusion then booped her on the muzzle, still having the huge smile plastered on his lips.

“Boop”

“…………………………………………………….”

Complete silence from Fluttershy… welp…. His job here was done. Fusion patted Fluttershy’s head and did a salute, then magically vanishing to his next victim’s house.

~At Twilight’s Castle~

Twilight was doing something absolutely new to her, something she never tried before… she was reading… A COMIC BOOK! She was hesitant at first, but Spike dared her to do it during a very intense truth or dare game last night. Twilight very quickly started to question the logic behind several scenes in the comic, and continued to wonder in her head why anypony would read something that wasn’t real, it seemed like a gigantic waste of time to her.

She sat by her table, a candle lit right next to her as she continued reading the comic. Spike was already fast asleep, but she knew that if something happened to Spike’s comic book.. there would be consequences. Spike held his comic books very close to his heart, if she destroyed one then he would definitely be more than just upset. However, Twilight was a very smart and careful pony, there was no way that Spike’s comic book would even get a scratch whilst it’s in her care.

Twilight suddenly felt as if she was being watched. She very slowly turned her head around to look behind her, only seeing the wall and her bed. There was no pony there, she must just be tired. Twilight turned her head back around and looked down at the comi-

“Boop” Fusion said, laying on top of the comic book, booping Twilight on the muzzle.

“AH!” Twilight shrieked, jumping backwards and falling on her rump “Don’t scare me like that! It’s late, and ponies certainly wouldn’t want to be woken up by me getting sca-“

“Boooop” Fusion said, booping her

Fusion sat down on Twilight’s head and continued to boop her, Twilight looking up at him in both confusion and annoyance.

“Now if you wouldn’t mind, I need to get back into reading the comic book” Twilight said, sitting back down by her table in front of the comic

Fusion took the comic and booped Twilight with it, her eyes widening.

“Don’t touch that! If you scrunch it up, Spike will KILL US!” Twilight panicked, carefully watching Fusion

“Booooooooooooop” He smiled, ignoring Twilight’s panicking

“Fusion please put it down… pleeeeease?” She begged

Fusion shrugged and placed the comic back down on the table, Twilight giving a sigh of relief. Fusion then quickly flapped his wings and flew out the window, a large gush of wind knocking over the lit candle onto the comic.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!” Twilight screamed, watching the comic book light on fire

Twilight quickly grabbed a nearby vase full of water and flowers and poured it onto the comic book, putting the fire out… but also soaking the comic in the process.

“..n-no…” Twilight whispered to herself, staring wide eyed at the ruined comic book

~At Fusion’s House~

“So you just spent the entire day booping everypony?” Shiny asked, cuddling Fusion in bed

“Mmmmmmhm” He smiled, cuddling her back “But… there is still one pony left to be booped”

“Hm? Who?” Shiny asked, looking up at him

Fusion then booped her on the muzzle

“Boop”

“…….don’t boop me” Shiny said, her ears falling down

“Boooooop” Fusion said teasingly, booping her again

“Nuuuuu!”

“Booooooooooooooooop!”

Fusion grinned as he annoyed his marefriend, he was having the time of his life.

“Don’t boop meeeee!” Shiny said, covering her muzzle under the blanket “If you boop me then the world will e-“

“Boooooop” Fusion booped her through the blanket “See? The world didn’t end, nice try in sca-“

Then suddenly the world blew up, killing all of the ponies of the world, rest in peace.