Mini Mane Six Meals

"URP!"

"Scootaloo!"

"What, it's a compliment."

"It's not correct manners."

"Why do we need manners? Were having a sleepover in the clubhouse."

"Still, it's the polite thing to do."

"Applebloom, are you alright?"

"Yeah, Pinkie's just very jumpy. Giving me a bit of a tummy ache."

"Do you think you need any help?"

"Nah, not yet...although, didn't Twi say ya just hafta open that jar of dragon fire and Spike'll come help us?"

"Really? Well why aren't we calling him right now?"

"Cause I'm saving it for when we all want him to come over."

"Your not trying to hog all the time with Spike are you?"

"No! That's r-ridiculous."

"Sweetie, ya might wanna call him now."

"Why? Is Pinkie not settled already?"

"I think Applejack might be holdin' her down, but she's still moving around like a chicken without it's head on."

"Why is that a saying?"

"I dunno."

"URRRRRRRRPPPPPP"

"Ooh, that was a big one."

"Eh, thank Celestia there's only one Pinkie Pie."

"Still though, it was nice for our sisters and her friends to be our first meals."

"Yeah, Twilight was talking about 'getting us ready for the real world' and Rainbow was saying on 'helping my little sis become an independent mare'."

"Funny how you ate Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, I ate my sis and Twilight and Applebloom had her sis and-

"BBBBBBRRRAAAAAPPPP!!!"

"-Pinkie Pie..."

"Sorry."

"Alright, I'll call Spike now."

"...Okay, how long till he gets here."

"According to what Twilight said, ten minutes at a minimum."

"Do you think you could try and ask her? She might still be moving."

"I don't think she will."

"Why'd you say that?"

"I don't feel Pinkie moving anymore, and if she's gone, Twi's probably gone as well."

"Ah come on, you don't know that. Maybe she put up a shield around her-"

"BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLCCHH"

"...is that her hair?"

"Excuse me."