What Happened The Other Night Is...

by Purplefan9

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Other, Romance, Sex, Pony Joe, Twilight Sparkle, Random
Length: 4244

He came, he saw, he "did" his own best friend.

Just another day at the Donut Shop over in Canterlot. Customers come and go with Joe behind the counter, sometimes listening to their stories. Along came in is the former regular and secretly son of Celestia Spike. Sitting on one of the bar stools and telling him another of his unfortunate events. Though this one might take Joe's breath away.

A simple Vanilla one shot fic. So don't ask me for anything ever again...............it's a joke by the way.

Spike Age: 18
Twilight Age: 23

Published 2018-07-16 14:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-07-16 14:20:01 UTC

Went down so fast.

Step by step in Ponyville is everybody's friendly dragon in his purple shirt, jean pants and black long coat...... who's not in a good mood at the moment. Hearts & Hooves Day has arrived for all ponies to love, to snuggle, to the parts that are pretty much in a dirty and naughty kind of way. Some of his friends already found dates except him sadly. He was going to ask out Rarity two years ago but he moved on and just sees her as one of his closest friends. Although he is getting a little annoyed when he notices pony couples all around. He still remembers what Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie told him.

*Flashback few hours ago in Sugarcube Corner*

"Hey now dragon buddy no need for frowning faces. So you give up on your crush and focused more on your maturity. That doesn't mean you quit on finding love forever. Eventually your heart would say otherwise once it gives you that fluster feeling again" said the brown puffy maned stallion in his yellow shirt and brown pants.

"Ain't that the truth Cheesy. Once you see a pretty and amazingly adorable mare you'll end up falling all over again." said the pink puffy maned party mare in her working outfit.

"I appreciate your comfortable supports but I wanna try and settle out this year. It just irritates me sometimes from watching mare and stallion getting all cuddly and mushy crap. Don't get me wrong though you both are the cutest couple I've seen." said the drake.

"Thanks! You know it's best if you keep this whole dropping the crush on Rarity a secret. If the next mare finds out about the good news you won't even be a virgin the next day." said the puffy pink maned party mare.

"Says the Pinkie Promise keeper who supposed to I don't know...KEEP their promises and their mouths closed." said the drake with an unamused expression.

"...well I didn't mean to be a blabber mouth often I get pretty excited when it comes to promises..." mumbled the pink puffy maned party mare feeling guilty at the moment.

*clearing throat* "How about we get you a box of cupcake samplers to keep your spirit up? This time it's on me." said the puffy brown maned stallion.

"Oh alright, thanks Cheese." said the drake feeling smiling.

*Current time today*

Well Pinkie is right about one thing. Been living in Ponyville for five years and now he's fully grown, wings span & developed muscles similar to Big Mac in Apple Acres. Any mare would have seconds thoughts about having a taste of that hunky dragon once they notice him. Thanks to the box of cupcakes gifted from Cheese and Pinkie he heads back for the Friendship Castle. He would think of flying back but he's already used to walking all these years. Once back he sees a bunch of stallions lining up to the castle entrance. Confusing as it is of why would it be this bunch wanting to go inside? Not that it matters to him as he brushes off and skip ahead. Then one of the stallions call him out. "Where the hay are you going?! The line's back here!" getting the attention Spike turns around give him growl. All of the guys became frightened from seeing who he is. "Shit it's Spike!"

"Since when did he get back so soon?!"

"Screw this I'm outa here!"

All of the stallions dispersed. Surprising as it is for them to flee from the castle when they saw him returning. Of course he is the personal assistant to the smartest and adorable Princess of Friendship Twilight Sparkle. Having a fierce dragon like him accompanying her prevents any stallion from going near her, aside from Shining Armor anyway. Guess with that taken care of he went inside the castle. Then again why does this feel kinda awkward calling her cute like that? As he keeps wondering in his mind he stops in the Friendship Court Room seeing two royal guards arguing. One from the Crystal Empire named Flash Sentry and the other is Timber Spruce, a lieutenant earth pony and brother to the mare gardener Gloriosa.

"Oh hey Spike welcome back. Now that you here perhaps you can tell my SENIOR here that I should go comfort her highness." said the green maned earth stallion.

"And the Princess says only her assistant and closest friends may go inside to see her. Besides after all of this courtship feud is over with I'll be standing at her side as I always have." said the blue maned pegasus stallion.

"As if, you're like one of those charming fellows even a dorky mare would fall for. One time I've seen one earth stallion who's just too obvious to charm anypony and he's already taken by his three admirers, literally."

"You're not so great either. The only duties you ever done mostly is to help others just to show off in front of her."

"Ok you know what? Let's just ask our friendly dragon here who would be the best mate for Princess Twilight."

"Very well, but he already trusted me to watch over her when he's not around." then they both looked at the drake waiting for his answer. Spike slowly raises his arms to touch their helmets. Unaware from what he's doing they're both grabbed and their heads bashed together. Castle doors open as he throws them outside.

"You're dismissed!!!"said the drake and slammed the door.

*groans* "I think he trusts us enough to be door ponies..." said the green maned earth stallion rubbing his head.

He heads towards Twilight's room to have a word with her. *knock* *knock* *knock* "Twi you in there? It's me Spike." then heard the sound of the doorknob unlocked. Slowly opening he enters to see her in a night gown but covering but her head in a blanket. Her face looked as if she just saw a ghost.

"W-welcome back... are those s-stallions still there by the w-way?" said the lavender alicorn shivering in her sheets.

"No worries they all scatter when they saw me. I even had to kick your personal bodyguards out for the night cuz they won't shut up."

"I-I don't mind that really." she uses her magic to shut the door behind him. The pink magic aura covers him and dragged to the bed. She let go of the covers to hugged him tightly in an embrace.

"T-Twilight? Is something wrong?" his face blushing as he felt the softness of her big chest touching his. Then he heard the sounds of her sobbing.

*sniff* "Why......why must this happen to me in Hearts & Hooves Day? Seeing every stallion trying to hit me and for what? Because I'm royalty just like Celesta and Luna?!?! Trying to flirt with me here and there?!?! Just who the hay do they think I am?! I hardly go on dates before I became an alicorn and have this body!!!" *sniff* "Why can't there be a pony who understands my life like you do?" hearing from the last part she said had touched his heart.

"..........what the hay have I been doing these whole five years?"

"huh?" she stopped crying for a moment and confusingly look at him.

"I've been chasing my crush Rarity for so long I never take to realize that I've always been happy being with you. Sometimes you annoy me with constant books and making a big deal for new discoveries during our adventure. But that's just who you are and in a sense, is what I always like about you."

*blush* "You...do you really mean?" then a passionate moment her lips has been met with his.

"I love you Twilight. I wanna be your stalli-er...dragon for Hearts & Hooves."

"S...Spike!!!" she kissed him again. While their mouths are connected together of intimacy he wrestles his tongue with hers. By the marvelous of magic it felt so amazing having his tongue roller around inside her mouth. Oh she wish to never let go of this exotic sensation during her moans. Their mouths split to stare at each other.

*pant* "That" *pant* "That was amazing" *pant* "Almost wet myself." *pant* "A little down there."

*pant* "Oh, ok. Didn't know mares can get aroused from a dragon's tongue."

"Yet you did it so professionally." she glared at him with envy "How many mares have you kissed before me?"

"What?! None Twilight I haven't kissed anypony! Unless if you count my cheek and forehead sometimes from Applejack and Fluttershy."

*giggles* "Still the same little and lovable dragon I've always had. *blush* "Though you're not so little anymore..." her eyes scanning that toned muscular body of his.

*blush* "S-soooooo what you wanna do it?" Can't help but staring at her cleavage of her gown.

"Ye......yes Spike." gazing with intimate affection in her eyes. "I want you."

"Ok, but we're gonna need to soundproof this room so would nopony would hear."

"I think there's no need for that spell if It's just you and me in the castle. Besides Starlight is staying over at Trixie's wagon for the week." seeing him nodded in agreement. Spike is first to take all of his clothes off but leaving his undershorts on and sat on her bed. His heart beating so fast while watching Twilight remove the gown felling to the floor, wearing nothing but her pinkish panties. She always did have those amazing hips like Rainbow's and after the alicorn transformation, sweet mother of Celestia her breasts are amazing as Luna's. Not as big as Celestia's though but still good all the same. It's no wonder alicorns are beautifully divine. She noticed something sticking up from his shorts. "I see some dragon is excited down there" staring at it while smirking.

"Huh?" *look to his shorts* "damn it......I'm always having that problem when I see a hot mare." feeling embarrassed from this.

*giggles* "Let me fix that then" bending to her knees she grabbed his shorts and pull them out. Shocked by her expression she sees not one cock......but two. "M-my word. To think dragons even had those." gazing at it with curiosity.

*chuckles* "there's a lot I'm still learning from my kind, especially from Ember. I can even retract one back in" demonstrating while holding his breath and then retracting. *breathes out* *pants* *pants* "kinda hurts sometimes to do it though."

"Guess I should of examine you more during growth. But for now I want a taste of that dick of yours" grabbing his cock and begins licking. A great start for pleasure as he sensitively moans from her licks all around. Afterwards she puts her whole mouth in there. In and out she goes putting him in a satisfying daze. To think somepony would give him the best blowjob. Now she is one of those mares. She's moving more rapidly in his cock. Wanting him to burst the creamy white goodness of his cum.

*moans* "Twilight..." *moans* "I can't...ugh...I can't hold it much longer it's...... it's coming out!!!" Releases a big load into her mouth. She backs her head out before he spews a lot more. Swallowing some of his dragonic white stuff and licking what's left on her purplish lips.

"I'd say Spike that is the best dessert I've had this night." then noticed his cock getting hard again. "Wow, it's still standing after your first load."

"Well what can I say, you always did have that cute rump."

"......Is that why you were gazing when I wasn't noticing?"

"......S-so what? You all mares have the good assets. Though there is no best booty than the Sun Princess Celestia. Her big whopper could nearly break a stallion's genitals."

"Sounds a little creepy when you're talking about how hot your "mom" is... But enough already!" pushing him to the bed. She took off her panties and went on top of him. "I want it now..." looking at him with lustful yet passionate eyes.

Do my eyes deceive me or is that the most beautiful mare I have ever seen he thought gazing at her fully nude body. He then noticed her being a little nervous of shoving it in. "Uummm, you sure you know what you're doing?"

"Y-yes I have! I've read the books about these mating positions." *blush* "Even if they do explain it in so much details..." After aiming at his cock she slowly descends. Close to touch her clit she felt the sensitive parts being rubbed by it. Now she holds her breath as she's about to go into him. With one swift slam she had scream the top of her lungs of pain and pleasure then fell on his chest. As did with her dragon who clenched his teeth and grabbing the mattress when feeling the tightness inside her womb.

*pants* *pants* "Twilight" *pants* "Wha-...why are you bleeding?!?!" seeing the blood leaking from her vagina.

*shivering a little in pain* "Ah-... it's...it's the first time I've done this..." with a tear in her eye.

"Oh. Alright. So you're good to move now?"

*moan* "I think so..." slowly getting up as the pain goes away. Motioning up and down she did satisfying her dragon lover. Spike then sat up and wrap her around as she did with him. Accelerating to the point of wanting him to cum.

"Argh! Sweet Goddesses of my family is gonna cum out!!!"

"AH! Do it Spike! AH! Release your- AH! Tasteful whiteness! AH! I want it!!!" With the order given he burst inside her womb.

*CUTE PONY SCREAMING NOISES/GROWN DRAGON ROARING NOISES*

The sound was so massive it wake the nearby Ponyville residents. *slams the door open* "what the hay was that?!" random mare holding a torch.

"I was woken by that too!!!" followed the second random mare holding a pitchfork. Strangely to them the whole town looks unscathed. "You think it was another of Pinkie's noisy antics again?"

*yawn* "Nopony imitates Pinkie but me. And my sweetie Cheesie." surprised to hear her voice among the crowd.

"You think the sound is coming from the Friendship Castle?" said the brown puffy maned stallion rubbing his eyes.

"I'm pretty sure they got it taken care of so there's no need to bother them" smirking at her coltfriend "if you know what I mean?"

"Ooohhhhhh........I don't get it."

"Exactly."

*Inside Twilight's room of the Friendship Castle*

Exhausted from their passionate love mating they snuggle together in bed. Spike briefly speak up to ask her something. "So does this mean you're breaking off your relationship with Flash?"

*groans* "Why is everypony always assuming? Now you too?"

"S-sorry I thought you and him were-"

"It's nothing like that truly. When you're not around sometimes I ask him to assist me. Besides I'm too good for him, and, he deserves better..."

"......maybe you are as you say. You're too cute to be dating a handsome stallion like him."

"Huh. I rarely hear you call me that. What gave it away?"

"Well, I saw you dozing off on those books you were reading so I had to carry you to bed. You give off those wide awkward grins from your unfortunate situations. Whenever we visit the Crystal Empire you went off to tackle your BBBFF like that for a big hug. Also you always begging me with those big sparkling amethyst eyes of yours."

Hearing his explanation made her face red. Turned away from him and covering her face "Oh Celestia must you embarrass me like that? Especially mentioning the way I acted with my bro?"

Chuckled from seeing her feeling embarrassed he went and hugged her more "You're so innocent I don't know what I was thinking of leaving you with those bastards prying after you. I love you Twilight and I'll always protect your happiness."

"I love you too Spike. I'm happy just having you by my side."

And they both fell off to sleep. Peacefully dreaming in the beauty of the night.

*The Donut Shop in Canterlot*

Joe is slowly wiping a glass mug with a cloth. Looking paused ever since he heard from the story of his. ".........wow...ok umm, I don't know what to say..."

"This all went down so fast for me. I mean dude, I slept with the pony who raised me. ...aside from my mom that is... I could of been freaking out after what happened those nights ago."

"You would of, but somehow you seem kinda calm and actually accepting this kind of relationship. Hey, at least she has a dragon for a foster brother or this could get disturbing real fast..."

Chuckled nervously from what Joe had said "I'm just glad your one of the ponies who understands me."

"So how long have you two been dating so far?"

"Probably 3 months from now. Been trying to keep certain ponies from finding out about us yet. Last thing we want off our backs is those PMZ scrubs from Las Pegasus."

"Right, I can imagine what episode you'll have. (Pony Princess and her Dragon, a forbidden love story.) It'll probably sound cute once you think about it.

"Fluttershy would say the same. She always been a fond for forbidden romances."

"Ah, well at least I get to see a happy dragon coming here from now on."

"Yup" his smile faded "Though I do worry her sometimes when she gets pretty horny..."

"What's makes you say that?"

*Flashback*

*Friendship Castle's Library*

Spike was in the middle of reading one of his favorite comic books. Then felt a strange arousal coming from inside his pants. He shifted his comic away to get surprised by seeing Twilight sucking his rod she unzipped. "*moan* Do you have to disturbed me? Can't you see I'm reading my-" he got muted by the gaze of her big beautiful amethyst eyes. Without a second thought he pulled her up, put her to the nearest table, rip the bottom half, grabbed her ass and plow her from behind. "*pants* Why must- *pants* you be- *pants* so damn cute!!!"

"AH! AH! Don't stop! AH! You're so big!!! AAAAHHHH!!!"

*Near the Everfree Forest*

Twilight and Spike were having a nice conversation with Starlight and Trixie outside her wagon. However tapping on his shoulder he turn to see his fillyfriend's face going red again. Which is a sign that she wants to mate again. "Excuse us for a moment but we forgot something back in the Castle." she said as they both stood up. With her horn glowing she used her magic to teleport out of here. As the wind blows and leaves falling off the trees. This must be a nice and quiet time to be outdoors.........perhaps a little too quiet for Princess & Dragon to be who knows what could they be forgetting?

*sounds of wood shaking violently*

They turned around as the sound is coming from her- "AAAAAAH!!! What's happening to Trixie's wagon?!?!?!".....so yeah. What the light blueish unicorn said freaking out.

*blush* "Trix I don't think they teleported back to the castle." said the light purple unicorn which Trixie knows what she meant.

"Huh, AAAAAAH!!! They're stinking up Trixie's wagon!!!"

*Flashback over*

"...............who knew she'd prefer dragons over ponies. So about those two unicorns you mentioned?"

"I can trust them to keep it a secret. Starlight though is gonna feel awkward seeing us as mates for a while but she'll understand." said the purple drake

"You lucky you had everything settled" the voice got their attention as they see a light grey pegasus in white shirt and black pants, sitting next to them.

"Oh hi Rumble, surprised to see you here." he sees him looking uncomfortable. "Uuuhhh, is everything alright?"

*sight* "Remember when I volunteered in the Blank Flank Day Camp last month?"

"Yeah, you went there to forget the-...um, cheating of Button and your ex. Damn it! Sorry for bringing it up..."

"No worries, anyway turns out there's Sweetie Belle who's also suffering from the affair. So I came and comfort her the best way I can. We took this conversation in one of cabins. Then, well..." *blush* "She lock the door and stuff so..."

Gasped by the Donut Shop Owner and the drake's eyes widen then speak again. "Whoa! After that horrible break up from both sides you went for each other instead?"

"I know dude, we went all the way after that night. She got so horny when we mated in the bushe-" interrupted by a flash a light. A scroll appeared with a magic symbol on it.

"That's weird, usually I get messages from my flames." he grabbed the scroll and read it for a moment. "NicetalkingtoyouguysbutTwilight'scallingforme!!!" panicking he left bits on the table and head out the door.

"So? You and Rarity's sister huh?" said the Donut Shop Owner with a teasing smirk.

*blush* "...It's complicated..."

*Canterlot Clinic*

Rushing with ferocity he found one of the rooms that's said in the scroll he read. "Twilight where are you! Your dragon is here!!!" panting from all that running when he burst in there. He sees the Sparkle Family gathered and Twilight sitting up in the patient bed. "I heard you were vomiting and got sent here please tell me you're gonna be fine?" saying in a nervous state.

"Well of course I'll be fine I......I just don't know how that happened..." said the lavender alicorn feeling nervous also.

"It happened while you were visiting Donut Joe. We were all freaking out at first to see her rushing to the restroom." said Shining Armor to the drake.

"It's a good thing we rather bring her here than to the castle. It's always hectic over there." said Night Light in a relief.

"It is strange though, a daughter of mine would never get wasted before visiting us. Or there's something else you haven't told us..." said Twilight Velvet with a suspicious look.

"When you put it that way I used to go through this phase when I had Flur-.............alright tell us who your mate is?" said Princess Cadence with a suspicious look also.

"If I confess you all gonna go bar wrestle on him so NO" said the lavender alicorn.

"Alright look Twily even if you are hot as my wife we're still looking out for you." said the blue maned white furred unicorn who got slapped in the back head by the pink alicorn.

"What my son is trying to say is we'll try to hold our anger back is if you told us who your mate is?" said the dark blue furred unicorn

"You have a mace in your tool shed! I can't even trust you if I were to introduce him." said the lavender alicorn with a disappointing look.

They all but Velvet looked at him with confused faces *chuckles awkwardly* "I used to be the Secret Guard's siege squad member."

"Phew, sorry for the delay everypony been busy with the other patients." getting their attention is the doctor who just came in.

"How is she doc? Please tell me everything will be alright?" said the drake still in a nervous state.

"An honor you meet you dragon of Ponyville. I've checked out the results and the tests are telling me.......................................................................................she's pregnant." saying it with a surprised look. They all but the dragon gasped and the fathers spit take from their water bottles. Twilight however have figured this would happen eventually and Flurry Heart is smiling wide with eyes gleaming.

*breathes out* "well that's a relief for a moment I thought-... WHAT THE HAY YOU MEAN SHE'S PREGNANT???" he startled the doctor making him hide his face a little with the clipboard.

"W-well mares rarely enter their heat period after their first sexual experience. This sometimes happen when the mate's condom broke or they didn't use the protection spell if they're ready to have a foal." seeing the drake in a state of shock he side step and went towards the Friendship Princess. *clears throat* "With your permission your majesty we were hoping if you know anything about the father of your upcoming foal?" The sound of a thud as he turns around to see the drake fainted on the floor.

*blush* "You're looking at him." said the lavender alicorn.

"...Oh dear..."

Within the doors of the Moon Princess's quarters. Luna has been giving her two favorable batpony guards the reward for their hard work. Or to put it bluntly, one male having his dick sucked while the other plowing that full moon ass. Along came in the door slammed opened is her sister. Interrupting their reward time.

"AAH! What's the meaning of this sister?! Can't you see we're experiencing the passion of three way!" covering herself in sheets.

"You're threesome can wait, get dressed. We must head over to the Sparkle Family and punish Twilight." looking pretty mad.

"Punish Twilight? For what?"

*eye twitching* "...she made me a grandmother..."

Author's Note

Honestly, I wrote this in January because of the lack of virgin on virgin lovey dovey crap. Damn I'm slow as F... Pretty much the first clop I wrote so there's not much to clop there if it's just more plots. Not that there's worth clopping to I think... I don't know it feels weird for me to write TwiSpike fics where she gets preggers in the end. And we're always cringing for sequels and stuff. Well, off to searching for more motivation... Hooves!