the fair

by madric

Rating: teen
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Human, Romance, Second Person, Rainbow Dash, Other, Self Insert, Equestria Girls
Length: 1761

goddammit pinkie pie

Your laying in bed asleep enjoying a very nice dream that is totally not about Ms cheerlie and those fine curves, that is until a noise awakens you from your slumber.

Published 2017-08-11 15:00:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-08-11 15:00:06 UTC

whyyyyy?

"Aaaadaaam..."Aaaadaaam wakey wakey eggs and cakey.

"Ugghhh I'm sorry Mrs cheerlie I'll have my homework done tomorrow."

"I'm not cheerlie silly, I'm pinkie pie." Said pinkie as she pushed you a little to hard causing you to roll off the bed.

"Ow what the hell.........AAHHH."

"AAAAHHHH."

"PINKIE PIE?!"

"WHAT?"

"WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?!

"WELL YOU SAID TO COME OVER TOMORROW."

"YEAH BU- *sigh*..... pinkie I meant like in the afternoon not fucking....... 6 in the afternoon?."

"See if came over in the afternoon."

"Huh guess I slept later then I thought."

"Yeah you just like to sleep alot."

"......Who said you could come in my room anyway?"

"Your mom said I could." Dammit mom.

*sigh* "so what are you doing here?"

"Making sure that your awake for tonight silly."

"Awake for what?"

"Well duh you said you would go to the fair with me tonight."

Damn that's right you totally forgot about that.

"Uhh so what if I told you I just said that so you would leave me alone for the day?"

"I'd still make you go."

"thought so."

""Yup now hurry up your mom said that she's gonna make pancakes for dinner and I wanna see if I can help."

"Uh you go ahead, I have to get dressed first."

"Okie dokie lokie." She says before rushing out the door and downstairs.

"Dammit how did I forgot I told her that I'd go to the fair with her." You think to yourself.

Now it's not that you don't like pinkie, on the contrary actually, she's one of your best friends ever since you were kids, it's just that you can only handle so much of her at a time, and it seems like she's always hanging out around you as of late.

"ADAM YOU BETTER HURRY UP IF YOU WANT ANY pancakes!!."

"I'M BE DOWN IN A SEC MOM."

You decide to just wear a plain pair of blue jeans and a green day basket case t-shirt, along with a grey pair of Nike running shoes, and begin to make your descent to the kitchen.

"Well look who decided to join the land of the living, thought you had finally kicked the bucket." You hear your dad say as he looks up from his newspaper.

"Nah still got one or two days left."
He would always make the same joke every day and you would respond in the exact same way.

"Good thing to i mean who else would eat all of these pancakes." Says your mom.

"Yeah I could never pass up a chance for chocolate chip pancakes."

"Well try not to eat to many, your going to want to save some room for junk food." Says dad.

"Oh that's right you two are going to the fair tonight."
It's sad when your parents remember your plans but you dont.

Yup and we're going to have so much fun." Says pinkie as she hugs you with a crushing grip. Which your mom and dad just chuckle at.

"Yep and if we want to make it just as it gets dark we're gonna have to leave soon." You say as you pry pinkies hands off of you.

"OH YOUR TOTALLY RIGHT, thank you for the food mr. And Mrs gray."

"Any time pinkie, it's always a pleasure to have you over." Says mom.

"Cmon Adam we wanna get there before it gets dark. Says pinkie as she pulls you towards the door.

"Now hold on a second there". Says your dad.

"PINKIE pie could you wait outside please." Your dad says in a tone you can only describe as one that only dad's can use.

"Yes Mr gray." Says pinkie before going outside and shutting the door.

"Now Adam." Your kinda nervous now dad never calls you by your actual name.

"Uh yes dad."

"Tonight I want you to be a gentleman, that means holding open the door, buying the snacks doing whatever it is that pinkie wants, got it."

"Dad were just going to assume fair."

"Regardless of where your going the rule still applies, now here." Says your dad as he hands you two things, the first being a set of keys, and the second being a cash clip.

"HOLY crap dad this must be like two hundred dollars."

"Just consider it your first allowance, I know how expensive that fair food gets and with you two running around your probably gonna get hungry."

"And what about the keys?"

"Son your old enough for a car you have your licenceso I'm pretty sure you can put two and two together."

"No way."

"Yup, now get out there and have a fun night."

You can't belive this the money yeah sure both your parents are lawyers so you basically have money to spare, but his car no way.

"Finally that took forever, so you ready to start walking." Says pinkie

"Nope"

"What why not."

"Because we're not walking." You say as you look at the glorious car.

A 1969 ford Mustang, completely fire red expect for the black hood.

"Woah are you serious." Asks pinkie in amazement.

"Yep now buckle up." You say as you unlock the doors

You put the key in the ignition and a rewarded with the sounds of angels them self.

"Wow so he's letting you borrow this for the whole night?"

"Not just for tonight."

"Really, for how long then?"

"Basically till I die."

"No way."

"I know I was surprised to." You say as you pull out of your driveway and make your way to the fair.

What would've been a 15 minute walk was easily now cut into about a 5 minute drive.

"Wow that was waaaayyy faster than walking." Says pinkie as you pick a spot out of a semi filled parking area.

"Yeah definitely."

Remembering what your dad said, as soon as you turn off the car, you run over to pinkies side and open the door.

"Look who's being a gentleman tonight." Says pinkie with a little giggle.

"Oh cmon I can act gentlemanly."

"Prove it." She says as she extends am open hand to you.

On one hand you could probably just laugh and play it off.......buuuut on the other one she basically just called you out and all you can think is "muh pride."

"Allright cmon." You say as you hold her hand in yours, and walk towards the ticket booth.

"So we're gonna get bands right?" Says pinkie as she pulls out her pink wallet.

Ya know pinkie can say she's different then her family but in a lot of ways she's very similar, one being is she prefers things of convenience then things that look nice, to a certain degree of course, she still does have a pink wallet.

"Yes but I'm gonna be the one buying it not you."

"Adam I'm not going to make you pay for me."

"No you're not, I'm making you accept the fact that I'm paying for you."

"Allright fine."

You pay for the two bands which cost you thirty dollars, so not to much.

You had to let go of pinkies hands so the lady could put your band on, but as soon as she was done pinkie had her fingers locked in between yours and was pulling you to the rides.

"So what should we to first pinkie."

"OOH how about the zipper!?"

"The one where the seats look like cars?"

"Yeah and then we can go on the drop zone, and then the big Pirate ship one, basically just all of them."

"Well let's get started."

You appear the zipper and show the guy operating it your wristbands and get in the metal cage.

"You ready pinkie?"

"Yeah this is going to be so much fun."
She says from the seat right next to you.

As the machine starts to move you up higher the cage starts to spin around and around, and you hear pinkie yelling in excitement along with all the other people.

Now when pinkie said every ride she apparently meant EVERY ride except for the ones they wouldn't let you guys on of course, and you made sure to avoid the tunnel of love.

"So last one is the ferris wheel right?"

"Yuperooni, OH hey look it's dashie, HI DASHIE!" she says as she waves over to her friend who is apparently running the ferris wheel.

"Oh hey guys good to see ya, you riding the wheel?"

"Of course we are it wouldn't be a fulfilled night without the ferris wheel."

"Cool so just head up to the seats, your actually the first people here in a while."

"Really " you say.

"Yeah apparently people aren't that interested in it that much anymore."

You and pinkie get into the cart and rainbow locks the little door but before she goes pinkie whispers something to her.

"Yeah I don't see why not."

"Great your the best dashie."

"You know it."

"Man I don't know how people couldn't like this ride, it's one of my favorites." You say as the wheel begins to spin you towards the top.

"Yeah it's a really fun one." Pinkie says in a slightly less enthusiastic tone.

"I mean look at the city." You say as you reach the top......only for it to stop dead in its tracks.

"Heh you know what would be really cheese-."

Your interrupted by a soft pair of lips being pushed against.

You don't pull away but you dont push back due to the sudden shock.

"Pinkie i-" your interrupted yet again bit this time it's by a finger.

"Hold on.....Adam since we were kids you have always been an amazing friend to me,....but as of late I've felt like I wanted a bit more than that so I decided that tonight I would tell you, no matter how you feel, I just wanted to get that off my chest because I really really like y-mmph!?"

It's your turn to interrupt her with a kiss. "How could this crazy girl think I wouldn't like her back." You think to yourself.

"So this means you like me?!"

"Yes pinkie."

She pulls you into another kiss before leaning to the side and yelling down to dash."

"DASHIE IT WORRKED!!!"

"NIICEE." screams back rainbow.

"So uh adam."

"Yeah"

"I'm pretty sure that your seats lean back right?"

"Yeah, wh.....oh Ooohhh."

This night Is going to be one you remember for a very long time.

Author's Note

Yeah it's kinda corny, so what your not my boss.

P.s hope you enjoyed.