The Angels of Equestria

by JeremyPunk

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Length: 2483

Two best friends, both angels. Stuck in Equestria.

Zach Kingston and Jason Ledwidge are two angels on earth. One of darkness, and one of light. Wonder what will happen to them when they are thrust into Equestria?

Co-Written by JeremyPunk and LivingTimeLord55.

Zach Kingston was made by JeremyPunk and Jason Ledwidge was made by LivingTimeLord55

Published 2012-07-16 00:54:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-16 00:54:01 UTC

God Damn it Nappa.

The Angels of Equestria: Co-written by JeremyPunk and LivingTimeLord55

Zach’s POV

Jason’s POV

Zach’s POV

Light.

That god damned light’s what brought us here.

My name is Zack Kingston and my buddy. If you can even call us that, is...

I can tell them myself. I’m Jason Ledwidge, and you were saying?

Yea, what he said. But anyway, we have known each other since infancy. But we have not exactly always seen eye to eye.

You Can Say that again . Also, how the fire truck did we end up in this weird forest, man it smells.

...I WAS GETTING TO THAT! Ahem...as I was saying. We’ve known each other for a long time. So we grew on each other...slowly. On the outside in public (Daytime) we have a facade of normality. But at night when we can be ourselves, let's just say, If our appearance changed then you couldn’t recognize us.

WELL YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO YELL! As always, you forget that at night you start to become a little b word and it takes me and a priest to calm you down, I don’t understand why at night you are ball of hate and I’m the nicest person in the world, but during the day it’s somewhat opposite. It’s more like we’re neutral...

Yet again, getting to that. At night we become our true forms. Angels. But not just any angels. Angels of darkness and light. It’s a wonder how we’re best friends. We both get wings that normal mortals can’t see without our condolences. I personally am an angel of darkness, getting black feathered wings and red eyes. You know that time you walked down the street at night and heard a dark whisper in your mind, saying something bad. Yeah, that was me. And Jason is an angel of light. Gets a halo, white wings, and golden irises, also apparently he can manipulate others into doing good things for others *under breath* that includes people I whisper to. If angels have a close enough bond then they can telekinetically talk to each other. We have have that ability. Being best friends has its’ perks as angels.

And the last thing you forgot (again) is that you got us into this mess mister “I want to do this because I can”. Why you do these things, I don’t know and I don’t care, just make sure you don’t get us killed like you almost did last time you ninny, and lastly I really don’t care if you get us out of this because you’re just going to do it again in a week or two.

That siberian tiger was a ONE TIME THING! You’re never gonna let me live that down are you...

Ok yah yah that’s all I hear anyway, let’s get out of this forest.

Ok. Just let me tell them how we got here.

It was a day ago when it happened.

We were going on our nightly flight around town when I had an idea.

“Hey Jason.”

“Huh, what? Zach...I was daydreaming.”

“How about we fly high in the air and do a sonic boom. That’ll be a nice wake up call to town.”

“Oh yeah that’s a great idea.”

“Really?!”

“No you idiot, that a bad idea. If anyone sees us, not only can we get arrested, but people will question whether or not what they see is real or not *under breath* dumb aspirin.”

“Well fuck you, ah do what ah want!” I started to fly up when Jason called at me.

“Fine, prove me right that you're a stupid a-hole and all you care about is yourself.” Well don’t I feel special. I got bitched at...again. I kept flying higher until I was satisfied with the distance.

“Cowabunga you retards!” I started flying towards the ground, fast.

“YOU FUCKING IDIO-” I did it.

BOOOOM

I was going at breakneck speeds. Directly towards Jason.

“*mumbles* you gotta be fire trucking...” Jason sure doesn't like me right now...

CRUNCH

I crashed head first into Jason. All I saw was blood and feathers. The only sounds were the crunching of individual bones. One. By. One.

Didn’t think this would happen...heh. Wait, what’s that?

Then we both were enveloped by a white light as we hit the ground.

***Somewhere in Everfree forest***

“*muffled* get off me please...”

And that’s pretty much how we got here. Any other smart comments. Zach?

Nah. Just that I know where we are now. Also that I will be writing everything that happens to us here. You should too.

HOW LONG DID YOU KNOW THIS AND DIDN’T TELL ME?! And how would we write everything down?

Ever since I saw a manticore walk past us during the flashback. We are in the Everfree forest. Jason, welcome to Equestria. Also, DUH with paper and pencil...

Ok I believe you *under breath* as if. Um what in the world is that?

Oh...that would be the manticore from earlier. I strongly suggest we run. FAST.

Man i wish it was night time also oh my fire trucking god we are going to die and it’s your fault (again).

No time for this, RUN! And by run I mean, BE A BAT OUTTA HELL!

Narrator: After six hours of running in circles they finally made it to a clearing in the forest, the moon had arisen by that time. Now the tables have turned.

Yes! Finally something in our favor. I turned around along with Jason as our wing and eyes came in. “Alright you dirty bastard, It’s time to fight!”

Last thing you need to do is make it mad. OOH that had to hurt. “* in manticores mind* be a good little monster and run off into the forest or just keep hitting yourself.”

“Hey kitty kitty kitty, It’s time to play!”

Warning: Those who do not like gore, skip this part.

The eyes on the Manticore’s face contorted into fear as I charged at it with black claws that elongated from my hands as they blazed in dark blue fire.

Those eyes quickly turned into anger as I left a deep gash right
above its ribs, the fire sealing the wound after a glob of crimson liquid came from it.

Mr. Manticore here decided that it wanted to stab at me with its tail. Big mistake. After a few seconds, realizing that it had missed, tried to retract the tail, only for it to be caught by me.

I then proceeded to rip off the tail, green venom spewing from the base of the tail. When I stabbed it in its skull the poison quickly spread through its bloodstream, making it writhe on the ground, convulsing in pain.
When the venomous liquid completely liquefying its organs the flesh started to hiss and fall off with a sickening squelch. After only a few short minutes there was only a puddle of venom and the base of the tail

End of gore

This ‘Demon’ ability takes a lot of energy, energy I didn’t have. The last thing I saw before my vision rushed towards the ground and unconsciousness took over was Jason rushing over to me, his hands glowing a golden white.

END OF CHAPTER ONE.

Authors’ notes.

JP: I hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter of me and LTL first Co-Fic (His first, period).

LTL: I hope you guys will want to read more and i hope that this is going to be a very popular fic and i hope you guys have a great day!

Signed by,
LivingTimeLord55

Signing off,

JeremyPunk

First Contact.

The Angels of Equestria: Chapter 2

Jason’s POV

After seeing Zach pass out from using too much energy, I tried to heal him, and let’s just say after he woke up he said some weird things.

“Dear lord of the bread crumb and beaver spit, what the hell did you let me drink last night?”

“Again, I didn’t do anything. You attacked a Manticore you stupid ninny, and your energy ran out, also you could have killed yourself, but I would had buried you.” Sometimes I think he’s as smart as the Lord Of Dirt Blocks.

“Oh, it just came back to me... Wait, we are in Equestria, in the Everfree forest...... That must mean we are near Ponyville! Thank god for Bronieness!”

“Oh would you shut the front door you loser, this place doesn’t exist.”

“Yeah well Manticores’ don’t either so explain that.”

“And so you think that a Manticore is going to make me believe that Ponyville or Equestria exist. You stupid idiot.”

“Well Jason, here is two more pieces of proof right here. One is that you are standing in a patch of poison joke, by the way, enjoy your next morning. And also Fluttershy’s cottage is right over there...”

“T-that could be anyone’s cottage, I mean, we have seen weirder stuff am I right?” And how wrong I was that it wasn’t Fluttershy’s cottage.

“EEP! M-m monster!” That’s when we noticed a big ball of adorableness (at least to Zach) with wings jumped behind the bushes. While a small rabbit, dubbed ‘Angel’(yeah right...), pointed a half eaten carrot at us menacingly, trembling in fear though.

“*whisper* We’re the monsters, that a god forsaken talking pony.”

“*whisper* Shush you Jason, I’m going to try and befriend her. Uh...excuse me miss, but we woke up in this forest here and we were wondering if you could help us? I would go over there but Jason’s healing abilities only heal the wounds, not the exhaustion...”

“Oh! You poor thing let me come over the- what angel. That thing is hurt and I’m going to help it. NO, I don’t care if it is dangerous or not, everything needs a little kindness.”

“Wow wow wow what in the world is going on I don’t even. That’s someone in a pony costume and you know it. Now whoever you are get out of the costume or else.”

“Bitch please. She’s flying over here, what the hell other proof do you need?”

“it’s a small plane in the costume and that makes her fly. What do you take me for? A ninny?”

“I take you for someone who doesn’t want to accept help from somepony that actually, oh I don’t know, CARES! And also, why can't you except that we could be in a possible paradise! No war, no pollution, very few assholes. PLUS, we could possibly be integrated into pony society so we won’t be hermits in the Everfree forest.”

“Wow that was harsher than normal, even for you, and fine I’ll go along with it until I find out that you're lying. Mister Corn For Brains.”

“U-um...what are you two talking a-about?”

“Nothing you need to worry your little head about miss...”

“Um..It’s Fluttershy...”

“Well Ms.Fluttershy, I would like to thank you for your kindness in advance...and also apologize about my friend’s behavior.” Seriously Jason, you don’t talk like that to Fluttershy, real or not. Bronies everywhere will murder you in the most gentle way possible. For Fluttershy’s sake.

“Yes I’m sorry for be-eing so me-ean, also you are very nice for helping us and, mostly my friend, and i was wondering if there was anything you wanted us to do for in exchange?”

“Um..well. I don’t need anything done, but I could introduce you to my friends and have you give Twilight information about yourselves.”

“That would be wonderful Fluttershy. We would love to tell you and your friends about ourselves. Right Jason?”

“Yes that would be lovely, and at least then we could find a way home.”

Who said anything about going home? You can, but this place is awesome. If you want to go back to that shit-hole, fine. But I’m staying here.

Are you kidding me, what happened last time. Oh let me remind you. You almost died because you wanted to stay with stupid siberian tiger and it tried eating you in a pot of carrot soup, which is weird because tigers can’t cook and don’t eat veggies.

For one, Equestria is much different than siberia. And also, the tiger somehow drugged me with a tranquilizer from a hunter it killed. It was out of my power to do anything.

Well forget it, let’s go meet Fluttershy’s friends.

“Eamus everybody!”

“Anyway, where is this place that your friends’ live in?”

“They live in PonyVille but I can just take you to my cottage and invite them over so the town doesn’t freak out.”

“That would be nice Fluttershy, just let me help myself up. Subvol!” Zach then started levitating himself up with a red aura.

“That would his magic in latin. I may have forgot that. You don’t have to show off you know!” *scratches back of head*

“Yeah well I sort of, CAN’T MOVE HERE! And I’m not letting you carry me, thats undignifying.”

“Fine, just make it quick, don’t need you to pass out again or spook anyone. *under breath* Again...” After a short three minute walk, we finally made it into the cottage. Angel giving us the evil eye the whole time.

“I-if you excuse me I’ll be going to get my friends so they could meet you. If that’s okay with you...”

“Of course it is Fluttershy, we’ll behave ourselves while you’re gone. I would just give your friends a warning before you let them see us. Least we get attacked without reason.” Wait....Zach had a good Idea? What sorcery is this?!

“Again, thank you. Zach here doesn’t understand how to properly thank a person.”

“That is fine you two. G-giving my friend's information about a new sentient species is thanks enough for me.”

“Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to pass out from exhaustion on this nice....comfy......cou-ZZZzzzzzz...”

“He’s really exerted a lot of energy, I’ll make sure he won’t drool that much on the couch.”

“....afgf.....beaver spit....”

“We’re b-ba-”

“*Slap* WHY *Slap* WON’T *Slap* YOU *Slap* WAKE *Slap* UP! Oh, hi Fluttershy and friends. It’s not what is looks like, um maybe it is, but he won’t wake up!” A lavender unicorn then came up.

“I know a spell to wake him up instantly.”

“Nah I’ll just put his sock in his face.”

“I’m up! I’m up! There is no need for cruel and unusual punishment!”

Then the previously mentioned lavender unicorn said, “O~kay? Now lets talk.”

END OF CHAPTER 2

Author’s Notes.

JP:Chapter 2 is done now. I wonder what Shenanigans will conspire next? Well only we know and we are not telling you. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

LTL: With this conclusion we have befriended a Pony Named Fluttershy and now her friends have come to talk to us, but how will this turn of events affect our friendship with the others? Find out in Chapter 3 of, The Angels Of Equestria.

Signing off, Signing off,

Jeremypunk LivingTimeLord55