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No Nose Knows

by Irrespective
An ancient law thrusts the Common and the Royal together over a pair of noses.

Baked Bean is but one of the thousands of tourists in Canterlot, and he's looking for some inspiration to help launch his writing career. To this end, he pays a visit to the Royal Gardens, but while there he quickly and quite accidentally invokes a long-forgotten law that will completely upend his life and thrust him into the spotlight...

As Celestia's husband.

And all this because of noses.

As seen on Equestria Daily!

With an audio reading by Fire Hearth Studios!

Cover art graciously provided by the Right Most Awesome Backlash91!
Original cover art provided the Right Most Awesome Sipioc!

Proofreading and prereading services provided by Georg, Sipioc, and Moon Fire!

Fan Art for this story can be found right here!

A most worthy review by Cyonix!

Teen
Complete
Comedy
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Romance
 
PPO

150322 words: Estimated about 13 hours to read
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32 Chapters:

  1. 1. - Whoops 2017-08-12 10:57:18 UTC
    4696
  2. 2. - Let Me Explain... 2017-08-16 10:55:05 UTC
    6447
  3. 3. - Seeds Sown in Adversity 2017-08-18 17:25:15 UTC
    5299
  4. 4. - A Truce by Night 2017-08-20 20:56:02 UTC
    1742
  5. 5. - Terms and Conditions Apply 2017-08-23 10:51:36 UTC
    7297
  6. 6. - The Verdict 2017-08-26 10:46:19 UTC
    3575
  7. 7. - The Feeling is Nuptial 2017-08-28 10:24:44 UTC
    4132
  8. 8. - The Talk 2017-09-02 10:28:36 UTC
    4411
  9. 9. - Mind the Gap, This Way Out 2017-09-06 10:57:40 UTC
    4944
  10. 10. - So, Now What? 2017-09-09 10:55:00 UTC
    4453
  11. 11. - A Grand Day Out 2017-09-14 13:23:49 UTC
    7085
  12. 12. - Celestial Musings 2017-09-16 10:58:37 UTC
    1848
  13. 13. - Meet the Press 2017-09-20 01:04:10 UTC
    5828
  14. 14. - State of Bean 2017-09-24 19:20:47 UTC
    5390
  15. 15. - Good Night 2017-09-25 10:51:16 UTC
    1857
  16. 16. - Check This Out 2017-09-29 15:31:22 UTC
    5785
  17. 17. - Ponyville Part 1 2017-10-04 13:00:39 UTC
    4689
  18. 18. - Ponyville Part 2 2017-10-07 11:06:49 UTC
    5166
  19. 19. - 20,000 Leagues 2017-10-11 10:37:48 UTC
    5532
  20. 20. - Meetings, Meals and Makeovers 2017-10-15 14:42:43 UTC
    5980
  21. 21. - Wysteria and Quill 2017-10-16 13:40:18 UTC
    1949
  22. 22. - Do You Feel the Love? 2017-10-22 15:02:47 UTC
    4140
  23. 23. - Bad Bean 2017-10-24 10:52:08 UTC
    4289
  24. 24. - I Saw The Future 2017-10-28 10:53:00 UTC
    4868
  25. 25. - Date Night 2017-11-05 15:56:57 UTC
    5337
  26. 26. - Day Break 2017-11-13 17:00:28 UTC
    4933
  27. 27. - Irritation 2017-11-20 02:40:40 UTC
    4572
  28. 28. - Sick Day 2017-11-26 18:05:39 UTC
    7074
  29. 29. - A Wrinkle In Time 2017-11-30 11:37:51 UTC
    4542
  30. 30. - Understanding 2017-12-07 03:01:38 UTC
    5646
  31. 31. - Afterglow 2017-12-13 11:31:45 UTC
    3154
  32. Bonus - Nightmare Night Special! 2017-10-31 10:45:56 UTC
    3662