Pussy

by Winged Fusion

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Sex, Random, Slice of Life, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 2094

Fusion is scared of Soraya's cat, Sky

Fusion's sister comes over to visit, but little does he know... she brought her cat with her. Fusion spends day being scared of the little devil, but at the same time.. who wouldn't?

This story contains sexual and inappropriate scenes and language.

The cover art: http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/warrior-cats/images/29838761/title/jayfeather-3-photo

Published 2017-08-14 17:40:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-08-14 17:40:06 UTC

Spooky Cat

It was another regular day here in horsey horse land that we all know and love. Fusion and Shiny were spending the entire day cleaning their house, because today was a special day! Today Fusion’s sister was coming over to stay for a few nights, so the place had to be spotless. Fusion was dusting the shit out of furniture as Shiny was busy cleaning the dishes in the kitchen.

Fusion’s little sister was coming over to stay for the Hearths Warming Eve. Fusion was obviously excited to see his little sister, its been FOREVER since hes seen her. He just hoped that his sister wouldn’t bring any special toys with her, cause Fusion knew that she must have some.

“I swear to Luna… if I wake up at night to random moaning sounds coming from the other room… then imma record her” Fusion said, already planning a devious blackmail against his sister “Then she would have to do aaaaaanything I say for me not to post it onto HornHub” He grinned

Shiny overheard him and rolled her eyes, just another regular day, a day wouldn’t be completed without Fusion saying something that could make anypony facehoof.

~A Few Hours Later~

Everything was finally finished. The table was served, the spare room was up and ready, the whoooole house was cleaned and now the only thing left was to wait for the guest to finally arrive.

“Shes suppose to be here aaaany second now” Fusion said, looking up at the clock on the wall “Now shiny..”

“Hm?” Shiny looked at him as she sat next to him on the couch

“Shiny, pleeeease don’t say something facehoof worthy, I don’t want anything embarrassing to happen” Fusion said “I’m obviously gonna be well behaved, so please try to keep up with moi”

Fusion patted Shiny’s head as she sat there, really trying hard not to roll her eyes or facehoof. All the sudden there was a knock at the door, it was time. Fusion ran to the door and swung it open, a smile forming on his face.

“Soraya!” Fusion cheered

“Hoi Fusion!” Soraya said as she hugged Fusion “Sibling Hug!”

Fusion hugged back tightly.

“Sibling Hug” He smiled

Shiny walked up to the two happy siblings, still trying not to facehoof after Fusion’s little talk with her. Fusion grabbed Shiny and pulled her into the hug, Shiny barely being able to breathe.

“H-hoi Sorayaaaa” Shiny croaked out as she struggled to breathe

“Hehe, hey Shiny” Soraya said, breaking the hug “It’s so nice to see the both of you, its been way too long”

“Yup” Fusion agreed, picking up Soraya’s bags “Now….” He then placed the heavy bags onto Shiny’s back, Shiny taken by surprise and wobbling around as she tried to keep her balance with the added on weight “Take those bags up to Soraya’s room, imma go serve le food”

Fusion then trotted off into the kitchen with a skip in his step, Soraya helping Shiny with the bags.

“I see Fusion didn’t change” Soraya giggled “Now common, lets hurry up with the bags, I’m starving”

“Okay” Shiny said

Both of them trotted upstairs with the bags as Fusion served the food in the kitchen.

“Oh, I almost forgot!” Soraya gasped

“Hm?”

Fusion placed the food onto the plate, serving the food for Soraya first since she is the special guest here. All was going according to plan so far, Fusion thrilled at how things were going.

“Purrr”

“Hm?” Fusion’s ears perked

He looked around behind him, no one being there.

“Huh, must be hearing things” Fusion shrugged, returning to serving the food

He then felt something soft around his hindlegs. It was soft… and fluffy.. kinda like a… oh no. Fusion looked down to see a..

“A FUACKING DEMON!” Fusion yelled, flying up and grabbing hold of the ceiling lamp

The creature looked up at him, tilting its head.

“STAY AWAY! YOU FUACKING FURRY DEMON!!”

Soraya and Shiny placed the bags in Soraya’s room and heard what was going on downstairs. Shiny raised her eyebrow and Soraya shook her head.

“Oh no..” Soraya wimpered

Both Soraya and Shiny rushed downstairs to see Fusion holding onto the ceiling lamp, his eyes shut tightly.

“Fusion! What are you doing?!” Shiny yelled

“I’M PROTECTING MYSELF! THAT’S WHAT!” Fusion shouted back

“Protecting yourself from what!?” Shiny asked

“FROM.. THAAAAT!!!!” Fusion screamed as he pointed at the little fluffy cat that was sitting down below Fusion, licking it’s paw “IT’S GOING TO FUACKING KILL MEEEEE!!!”

Shiny facehoofed and Soraya trotted up to the cat and placed it on her back.

“This little thing won’t hurt you, its just my cat Sky” Soraya said comfortingly, petting Sky

“Suuuuure, cats are evil!” Fusion said, slowly flying back down onto the ground “At one point they’re fluffy and cuddly, then the next second they're pure evil!..Kinda like Shiny on her period”

Shiny facehoofed even harder and placed all of the plates onto the table, Soraya letting her cat go in the living room for it to run around. The cat straight away laid down on the couch, settling its head on a pillow. Sky purred softly, enjoying the softness that she was laying on.

“That cat better not spread any pussy viruses onto that couch. If I sit down on that couch and I get some kind of cat germs then I am burning that couch” Fusion said, sitting down by the table

~A few moments later~

“WHAAAAAT??!” Fusion yelled, spitting out the water that was in his mouth onto Shiny’s face “YOU’RE DATING FROZEN?!”

Shiny gave Fusion an annoyed look and wiped her face dry with a cloth. Soraya gave a small smile, trying not to get Fusion too freaked out.

“Y-yea, we’ve been dating for a month so far” Soraya stuttered

“A FUACKING MONTH!?” Fusion yelled “Soraya, ya do know that guy is like… the scum of Equestria, right? That guy is no good, I doubt he can even get a job at HayDonalds”

“Just give him a chance Fusion, I promise that he changed” Soraya said, wearing a confident smile

“Fine.. but I’m just saying that you’re wasting your time with that guy, I just want the best guy for the best sister” Fusion said with a wink, beginning to calm down

Frozen and Fusion weren’t exactly the best of mates. Shit happened and they both went from being close friends to practically enemies. Fusion doubts that Frozen has changed at all, but he didn’t want to argue right now, he just wanted to enjoy the little time he had with his little sister. Soraya began to brighten up and continued eating her food. Fusion suddenly felt something soft run against his hindleg.

“Pssst Shiny” Fusion whispered into Shiny’s ear “I know that sitting next to me would get you turned on, but please wait till we’re all alone before you start feeling me up, okay?”

“W-what? I didn’t.. feel you up” Shiny whispered back, blushing a hot red

“Huh? But I felt… wait”

Fusion’s eyes widened and looked under the table so see Soraya’s cat laying next to his hindleg.

“SWEET MOTHERFUACKING WATERMELONS!” Fusion yelled as he pushed his chair away from the table, his chair leaning back too much and sending him falling onto the floor

The back of Fusion’s head collided with the wooden floor with a loud thump, his eyes shut tight with both fear and pain.

“Fusion!” Shiny screamed out, trotting over to Fusion and getting down next to him “Are you okay?!”

“Fuck… y-yea, I’m fine” Fusion said wincing, his head ringing

Soraya also trotted up next to Fusion, her cat following her. Fusion slowly opened his eyes slightly, his eyes laying upon the flurry demon.

“Get..him…out… of..HERE!” Fusion yelled, sliding his body back a bit, afraid if the cat might try to attack him now that hes down

Sky’s ears fell and she slowly walked out of the dining room, laying back onto the couch.

~A few moments later~

“Are you sure you’re okay?” Shiny said in a concerned tone, slowly brushing Fusion’s mane with her hoof

Fusion was now laying in bed in his and Shiny’s bedroom, a wet pink cloth laying on his forehead. His head was aching badly, and his heart was beating fast. He almost died by that cat.. that cat could have eaten him.. but thankfully he was too smart and brave to fall for the cat’s evil plans.. instead he fell on the floor.

“Yea, running out of bacon is faaaaar worse than this…” Fusion said, giving her a forced smile

“Oke.. Just call me if you need anything” Shiny said

“Yea yea, I will”

Shiny trotted out of the room, Soraya coming into the room afterwards and trotting up to Fusion’s side.

“Fusion, I’m so sorry about what happened.. but it really wasn’t my cat’s fault, she didn’t want to attack y-“

“I said I’m fine Soraya” Fusion said, cutting her off “Don’t worry about me, just go into your room and fuck yourself with your dildo or something”

“For the last time, I don’t own dildos” Soraya said in a annoyed tone

“Suuuuuuuuure you don’t”

Soraya rolled her eyes and trotted out of the room, gently closing the door behind her, leaving Fusion alone.

~A few hours later~

Its night time, Fusion laying next to Shiny who was asleep. Soraya quietly fucking herself with her vibrating dildo in her own room, moaning as quietly as she could into a pillow. Fusion had to wake up numerous times, not thanks to Soraya but thanks to the nightmares he has been having. All of the nightmares being cat related… well all except for one where Shiny was rubbing herself in front of him and he couldn’t even jerk himself off or anything. The more Fusion thought about it, that one might have been the worst nightmare of them all.

Fusion was wide awake, not being able to fall back asleep. He needed to relax… maybe some gin could help. Fusion slowly got up from his bed, not to wake up Shiny and trotted downstairs. The stairs silently creaked after every step he took, darkness making it almost impossible for him to see his own hoof in front of his face. He tip-toed into the kitchen and turned on the lights, walking up to his gin cabinet. He got the key from the top of the fridge and unlocked the gin cabinet with it and took out a bottle. He then closed the gin cabinet and placed the key back into its hiding.

Fusion turned off the lights and trotted into the living room and sat on the couch, not even bothering to turn on the lights. He popped open the gin bottle and took in the scent of his favourite beverage. The sweet aroma filling his nostrils, he couldn’t wait any longer. He quickly started to chug the entire bottle. After doing this many times before, he always now chugged the gin instead of taking small shots, it was just quicker and more exciting this way. He was halfway through the bottle, his body starting to sway side to side to the music that was stuck in his head. The song was Bacon by Nick Jonas, it was actually Fusion’s favourite song due to obvious reasons.

Fusion eventually finished downing the entire bottle and placed it next to the couch on the floor. His body started to tingle, his eyelids shutting on their own as the corners of his lips curved up into a drunk happy smile. He laid down onto the couch and laid his head on the armrest, starting to drift off to sleep. However, the important thing that Fusion has forgot… was that Sky was laying right next to him, leaning her head against Fusion’s dark blue mane. Fusion turned his head to face the cat. The cat was a little scared but after a few seconds she ended up climbing on Fusion’s head and cuddling into his soft mane. Sky saw that Fusion wasn't doing anything, so the took this opportunity to rest on his soft mane as if it was her nest. The cat curled up on top of his head, drifting off to a peaceful slumber. Both Fusion and the cat were fast asleep, the only thing able to be heard in the house being Soraya’s climax filled moans upstairs in her room. Little did Soraya know.. Fusion's secretly hidden camera was recording her entire playtime, oh the things Fusion will do with this recording.