Straight EEEs

We have to move because my dad has gotten a new job somewhere called Hollow Shades. I can't believe it, I have to leave all my friends behind and everything!

Moving is never easy, well, unless you are my dad. He just tells me one day, "General Sparks the Magnificent," that is totally my name, by the way, "we are moving to Hollow Shades." I had two days to say goodbye to my friends, and pack up my things. Trains also suck, but that is because they don't let me drive them.