A young human finds himself in Equestria, lost, not in body, but in purpose as he attempts to belong in the alien world.
A mare, devoid of a destiny and seeing herself unnecessary in the world, seeks to end it all.
Can these two stray souls find meaning together?

A story that was born as a 4chan greetext featuring the OC, Floor Bored.
Also know as the NEET(Not in Education, Employment, or Training)pone, Floor is often portrayed as anti-social, be it meek or vulgar, and a bit of a nympho. She's also often featured in watersports clop, but readers need not worry.
The story will not be a clopfic despite having sexual themes, and any inclusion of urine is merely a homage to the character's origins.

Cover art by Smoldix.
Art featured at the end of chapters will be credited if possible.