Author's Note

hey guys and gals I forgot to place this in the last chapter but Orgran belongs to Ark Kane and his story I'm not short, I'm a Mini Ass-kicker

Ch 3 part 2 Orgran and Eva go to Rarity's

POV Orgran

We landed at the edge of the city, I decide to be a bit of a show-off and backflip out of the carriage, landing on a stone pedestal I summoned.

“I seriously don't know why you had to drag me out here today instead of just taking a walk around the grounds,” Eva said annoyed.

“Yeah, but then we might’ve run into a noble… or Blueballs, and I wanted your first impression of modern ponies to be a good one, now let’s go! Good food, friendly faces, and the fresh rural air await us-SHIT!” I slam face first into the dirt with my first step, forgetting about the pedestal I made.

“My first impression of miss sparkle was great,” she said chuckling.

“Mm smm dm mm mmmm mm…” I push my face out of the dirt. “I see that now, but maybe you meeting the nobles might’ve made you think she was the exception and not the rule, noble ponies tend to be super racist too.” I get up. “Now, for the TOUR OF AWESOME!” *lightning strike* “GAH! Where the fuck did that come from?!”

“Sorry I was trying to bust that cloud not ignite it,” says a passing weather pony.

“Eh, no harm no waterfowl,” I say… and then completely dismiss my forgiveness by throwing a duck at them. “... hey, I tried to warn ‘em.” I say as I walk off.

POV change first person Eva

I begin following the Dwarf as he headed off into town.

“Alright, first off I think we should see Carousel Boutique, because of one very important reason.”

“What is that?” I asked.

Suddenly he turned with a massive grin and a… String Bass?

“*inhale* YOUR CLOTHES ARE OOOOOOOLD! *inhale* YOUR CLOTHES ARE OOOOOOOLD!”

I bonked him in the head with the pommel of my sword and he fell down but he was right, I looked at my armor and saw some of the blood stains on it and I saw some of the ponies looking at me and whispering then walking away and I helped him up.”So where do we go to get some?” I asked.

“At the Carousel Boutique, where everything is Chique! Unique! And Magnifique! WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS!”

“Do you really have to yell my armor already attracted enough attention,” I told him.

“I find it better for them to focus on the angry yelling man than the 40k reference.”

“What 40k reference and for that matter what is 40k?”

“That is a can of worms I’ll get into later, for now just know right now you’re a literal Blood Angel and move on.”

“Whatever let’s get going,” I said bluntly.

“Alright… let’s go! I can’t be arsed to walk so…” I felt myself lifted into the air. “I’m just gonna throw ya, okay?”

“What do you mean?” I asked.

“Hey, batter batter! Hey, batter! Hey, batter batter! SWING!!” and with a mighty jerk of his arm, I was sent flying forward like a baseball, but somehow I felt lighter.

POV Change Orgran.

“Oh shit.” I mused as I picked up the various clothes and plates. “I think these are important.”

… I promptly began sprinting to the boutique.

Managing to beat her to the intended location I grab all the soft earth I can, make it softer by absorbing some water, then use it to catch her…

“... okay, why the fuck did I think using a hand of mud to catch a naked lady would be a good idea?!”

Unfortunately, the very loud splat informed me I was a bit too late to come to that conclusion… at least she was safe but now covered in mud.

“Well fuck, I’m dead.”

As Eva caught her breath from the sudden landing then put her armor back on and looked at me with anger that showed in her eyes as fire could be seen in them.

I said the only thing that came to mind… a very, very stupid thing. “Anyone ever told you you’re hot when you’re angry?”

{one very very very very angry fuck later}

“...wow, did not expect that, like I don’t think you really expect the person you pissed off to want in your pants,” I commented as I began putting my armor back on.

“well, you royally pissed me off.” She said.

“Yeah, I tend to have this track record of pissing off people with an immense amount of power, like there was Chrysalis who mana-punched me, then Celestia who went Daybreaker on me.” I passed her a picture of said form. “But they wanted to kill me, not fuck me… well, Chrysalis wants to fuck me now but that’s completely unrelated.”

In a small voice, Eva said, “You were my first time.”

“Oh… oh shit! I am so sorry!! Um… uh, I… oh wow I am not prepared for this um… okay, I can’t even joke about this, I feel like an asshole!!”

In that same voice, she said, “There is nothing to feel sorry about, it felt awesome.”

“Oh wow… so are we dating now?” I facepalm… then I felt that wasn’t enough and used a frying pan instead.

Shyly putting a strand of hair behind her ear she said: “Don't hit yourself too hard you don't want to dent your face.”

“Ma’am, I have headbutted a boulder and the boulder powderised, I think the pan is who you should worry about.” I blink and look around. “Ah, fuck we did it in public.”

And when I said that Eva immediately got up and started getting her armor on and running, I followed shortly after.

“I can’t believe we just did that,” Eva said as she hid behind a building.

“Yeah, but I think we both enjoyed it…” I noticed the group of ponies staring. “FUCK OFF!!” I yell before erecting a wall of stone for privacy. “Feel better?”

“I don’t know I just don’t know what to feel right now I mean I just fucked someone I just met and hardly know and in public and everyone saw it I just can’t go out there again after this.”

“Oh yeah, you probably don’t know exactly how bad this place gets, welcome to Ponyville, where the crazy and insane and stupidly dangerous happens every tuesday, trust me by tomorrow they’ll have forgotten all about this… hell, by the sounds of it everypony’s just moved on already and shrugged this whole thing off.”

“But what will they say tomorrow or the day after that?” Eva said.

“Honestly? If Pinkie’s involved the next thing they’ll say when they see you is ‘Hey Eva’ or ‘Hello Neighbor’ or even ‘Oh Eva, wanna go to Sweet Apple Acres with me for Cider Season?’, that pony is very effective at getting people to like someone, especially with a party.”

“From what I remember ponies were not ever accepting of other races,” Eva said.

“Well last I checked, you went like a victim of Maredusa for a thousand years, I think societal norms might have changed since last you saw ponykind.” I flatly stated back.

“Who?” she asked.

I groaned as I pinched the bridge of my nose. “It’s a pony pun on Medusa, the notorious Gorgon of Greek Mythology, oh yeah, pony puns are fucking everywhere. Canterlot? Old The English city on earth called Camelot. Manehattan?The American city of Manhattan, pony puns are everywhere and once you eventually get back your memories through one way or another, you are going to cringe. Hard.” I noticed her about to speak. “I know the contract, I mean when you somehow remember the knowledge of Earth, you clearly already know what a Dwarf is so you’ve at least got that still in there even if you gave up your past.”

“so Medusa was a Stone Sister?”

“Oh no, she was originally one of the most beautiful women in Greece until the Goddess Aphrodite grew jealous and cursed her to be the first Gorgon, a monster that whoever looked into the eyes of would curse them to be stone!”

“So the first Stone Sister,” she concluded.

“Exactly, and quite a tragic story to boot…” I turned and put down the wall. “Now, shall we get you those new clothes?”

“Ok?”

I nod and lead her into the Boutique, I most CERTAINLY did not kick the door in out of habit, no sir! That door is definitely not embedded in the opposite wall, you are imagining things.

“Ugh! Orgran I'm trying to make a good impression!” Eva says exasperatedly.

“What? Didn’t you see the paragraph above, it says I DIDN’T kick the door in!” I say with confidence.

“But I just saw you do it and what paragraph?” Eva said

“Uuuuuh-hey look! Unicorn!” I point to the walking marshmallow in question.

Eva sees her and runs up and screams while picking her up “IT'S SO FLUFFY!”

“Yes, yes, she’s also lacking oxygen, please stop squeezing her to death.”

Seeing her turning magenta Eva quickly put her down and apologized while doing a cute foot scuff.

The marshmallow mare wiped the mud off her that lingered on Eva’s armor and said.”What can I do for you today besides you paying for cleaning this dress.” The mare said.

“We doth require new garments for this noble Seraphim, fair maiden,” I said in the fanciest voice I could pull off, which is actually more impressive than you would think.

Rarity smiled.”well come this way darling and we can measure you.” She said gesturing to a dressing room and Eva followed.

POV Change Rarity

I led the newcomer to the dressing room and she started to strip her armor off and I could smell the sex on her and she was covered in mud.”Well, darling, we need to get you cleaned up before doing anything.” I told her as I then led her upstairs to the bathroom where she can clean herself.

“Thank you, miss…” Eva says

“Rarity darling,” I told her and she closed the door and I could hear the sounds of running water.

It has been a while since she walked in.” Are you ok darling?” I asked.

“Yes, Miss Rarity everything is allriiiight! *thud*”

I ran in after the thud thinking she hurt herself and when I walked in I was stunned at how massive her breasts were they were hidden when she was covered in mud so I thought it was that but now seeing it I could see the DD breasts that she had and I looked at my C-cup breasts and I pouted in jealousy but I helped her up but then she slipped up and her massive breast where in my face now as she was on top of me and I moved a bit and I could hear her moan.

Suddenly the door swung open, revealing the dwarf from before. “What was that-” he blinked as he looked upon the situation, staring as a red tint appeared on his face not concealed by the large beard.

Slowly he reached into his pocket, then tossed out what appeared to be some form of enchanted strap-on. “Clean it when you’re done.” and with that, he closed the door as he left.

We continued to stare at the door as it closed then at each other as we blushed as well and she got her breast out of my face as she now sat on my hips revealing everything to me she got off me and wrapped herself in a towel and I got up as well and left the bathroom.

“Darling, would you mind returning that to your friend please?” I asked as I closed the door after she was clean we went back down stairs where she gave it back to him and we went to the dressing room to get her measured I got everything done except her breasts now and as I wrapped the measuring tape around her she jumped a bit.

“The measuring tape is a bit cold!”Eva said.

“Sorry darling,” I told her as I wrapped it around her and pulled it lightly to a get measurement and she moaned as the measuring tape rubbed her breasts.”36” I said to myself and I took the measuring tape off her and started working.

“If you wanted my bust size all you had to do was ask its 34,” Eva stated.

“Your two off darling,” I told her

“How is that possible I was a 34 one thousand years ago? ORGRAN GET IN HERE!”

When I heard that everything that I was holding fell out of my hands and I turned around to look at her.

“What? What is iiiiiii-you are still naked,” he says as he walks in, then covers his eyes.

“have you ever heard of getting displaced changing a girls bust size?”

“Well, displacement tends to make lots of drastic changes the moment you drop into Equestria, why?”

“Well, my bust has increased since I got my armor one thousand years ago.”

“How does being stuck inside stone for one thousand years make your tits bigger?!”

I was just standing there listening to them talk about this like it was a normal thing for them.

“You know what? Nevermind, I’m going back into the other room until you’ve got a shirt on, I do not need a boner right after you rode me raw!” and with that, he walks off.

“Um excuse me would you mind telling me what you are talking about?” I asked with a fake smile.

“Well you see I lost my father figure one thousand years ago he raised me for over two years and I looked up to him. He taught me how to speak, read and write the common tongue and then he was killed by a monster.”

“OH, I’m so sorry,” I said as I got back to work.

{10 minutes later}

“Darling your dress is finished,” I said as I handed it to her and left the dressing room so she could change.

POV Change Eva

As soon as Miss Rarity left I looked at the dress she had made me and it looked like a chiton but shorter. I had no idea how to put it on. “Miss Rarity could you come back in here, please? I could use some help.”

“Sure darling.” Rarity said as she entered the dressing room and helped me put it on.

“Thank you again miss Rarity for the help it was much simpler than it looked,” I remarked

“Looks can be deceiving,” She said and then I heard the door swing open for the shop.

“Who Threw mister mallard?!” I heard someone yell and Rarity’s ears dropped for a second before she left the room.

POV Change Orgran

“Sup?” I waved to the pegasus before taking a bite of the Colossawing leg. “Omnomnom om nom.”

A duck flew in the room it was the same one I threw at the pegasus that ignited a cloud above us.

“Mister Mallard said you threw him at a pegasus right after you said you forgave her.” She said as the duck landed next to her and appeared to be giving him the stink eye.

“I hadn’t actually forgiven her, and in all fairness, I blame too much Angry Birds,” I say as I take a swig.

“Still you shouldn't throw innocent animals around like that.” She said as she crossed her arms.

“Hey! I put a shield on him! Anyways, you look about ready to pop a blood vessel, so…” I hand her a mug. “Drink this, it’ll relax you, then I don’t know I’ll give Mr. Mallard a bag of bird seed as a peace offering or something.” and quickly a figure behind slapped me upside the head nearly making me drop my mug.

“Bad Orgran, no getting innocent ponies drunk!” Eva said from behind me.

“Hey! You make it sound like beer is a punishment!” I took several swigs. “I’ll have you know that ale in any form can be a beautiful gift for anyone, a chance to relax and be a little free! You have no right to assume that-*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP* … pardon.”

“How uncouth of you.” Rarity said as she stepped in the room.

“Lady! I am a king, I can be as uncouth as I want as long as my subjects prosper!”

“Well I didn’t know you are a king,” she said with fluttered eyelashes.

“Yep, Orgran the Red! The last King of the Dwarves, you can thank the Netherborn slaughtering my entire race with a horrible curse for that!” I said and she gasped.

“I’m so sorry.” She said and Fluttershy looked sad too.

“What is a Netherborn?” Evangel asks.

“Horrible demons of entropy, once I thought all of the creatures from their world shared their dark ambitions but from my new friend I gained a bit more insight.” I say as I remove my right gauntlet, revealing a purple rune burned into the back of my hand, which then glowed as my newest familiar ‘Fluffy’ leaped out of it and onto the ground, letting out a howl after he emerged.

...Alright, no need to be a fucking show-off.

“Why do I get a feeling of emptiness from your friend here?” Eva asks pointing at ‘Fluffy’.

“Fluffy here is a Netherbeast, a creature born of the Nether and is thus composed of Nether Magic, Entropy-Based Magic… now before you’re alarmed, his nature is actually a lot nicer than perceived, watch closely now.” I say as I pull out a dead rabbit and place it in front of him.

Slowly, Fluffy approached and then bit into the rabbit, making tearing motions, yet strangely-to them at least-the wounds that were already on the rabbit were beginning to heal. By the time Fluffy had stopped ‘eating,’ the bunny suddenly got up, alive and well.

“Nether creatures can kill, but rather they literally feed on death and decay, so if they feed on something that’s dead, it returns to life. The Netherborn instead want to constantly harvest death, so they use a curse to ensure their kills can’t revive, an eternal feast.”

*shing* *click* the sounds of Eva drawing her sword and summoning her shield reverberate around the boutique.

I saw no immediate danger, but simply continued my explanation. “Fun fact really, Nether Creatures, unlike the Netherborn, are incapable of surviving on their own long enough outside the Nether, but that doesn’t stop them from enslaving the unique beasts that wanted nothing to do with their conquest, making them dependent on their masters using the familiar bonding techniques my homeland developed. In fact, if I hadn’t made a bond with Fluffy here, who didn’t want to attack me when they sent him, he would’ve died painfully.”

Eva lowers her sword and taps the hilt to turn it into a bracelet and then taps the center of her shield to turn that into a bracelet too.

“So yeah, I’d prefer it if you didn’t treat my friend as a monster.” I finish as I pet the Netherbeast.

“He’s so cute.” She said as she hugged the Netherbeast.

“Thanks, he likes you too!” I get a message through the bond. “Wait, really? You want me to… alright, he also says he enjoys the sight of your large and bouncy tits!”

Fluttershy blushed and covered her breasts with her arms in futility as they continued to bounce around.

“You know you’re not helping your situation, you’re just giving him a better show,” I stated flatly as Fluffy’s tongue hung out and he panted, showing how much of a horndog he really is.

“Ms. Rarity do you have a newspaper?” Eva asks.

Rarity kicked a nearby box and it open revealing a few dozen newspapers “My cat opal likes to play with them.”

She took a newspaper went over and smacked Fluffy on the nose while saying “no bad Fluffy, you scaled wolf thing.”

Instead of the expected whimper, he simply huffed and disappeared back into the rune.

“...So, who wants to go to Sweet Apple Acres?!” I offered. Eva raised her hand and thanked rarity for the dress, everyone else said no thanks.

“Then let’s go!” I say as I march onward.

Once we reached sweet apple acres we found a familiar orange pony.

“Well, howdy partners how you doing.” She said in a country accent.

“Greetings cereal joke!” I exclaim.

“What you call me you varmint!” She yelled her face red with anger and she clenched her fists.

“Funny, the you from my world finds that gag hilarious,” I said and the orange mare threw a punch… and I could see the distress on her face as her knuckles throbbed in pain.

“What are you.” She said as she pulled her fist back.

“Orgran The Red, you need not fear, I am a friend to you and your alternate self that exists in my Equestria… here.” I toss her an apple. “Have a taste of what another you grew.”

Applejack took the apple from eyes it cautiously then took a bite.”It tastes the same.” She said.

“Interesting, isn’t it?”

“It doesn't feel like your lying.” She said as she finished the apple.

“I’d feel bad if it did seem like I was a liar, Dwarves are people of honor after all!”

“Well, why did you come here, partner?” She asked.

“Why because we were hungry and-OH SHIT!”

POV Change Eva.

Orgran suddenly turned and ran back into town.

After he disappeared in the distance the sound of a triangle could be heard.”Soups on.” I heard through the orchard.

“Why don’t you come with me you can eat with us sugar cube.” She said as she used her thumb to point the way.

TO BE CONTINUED….