Displaced: Impulse Buy

1 month later (1st person)

I had been in equestria for almost a month now, and in that time I realized just how boned I really was.

First, all three pony types were still fighting with each other and I don't remember how it was fixed in the show.

Second, Dragons are still large lizards but because there are no God sisters to protect the ponies it became a free for all every now and then but thankfully since I'm in Faust's village they don't attack us.

Third, (depending on how you look at it) clothes are considered something of a luxury for even anthromorfic ponies but because of the fur I couldn't see anything indecent just get an idea of their general shape like a body suit

Other than that it's been all rainbows and sunshine.

"Hey Jack, it's time for our weekly sparring session."

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that Lauren Faust, the mother of celestia, and Luna, like to fight so she gets me into what she calls 'sparring sessions'. I don't know if I should thank her for them though as I've been able to figure out a few things that I could do like turning into all the different forms of the legendary warriors (male for the originally female ones), I could use limited forms of magic but only through the use of either the X-blade or the Kingdom key and finally my new guns have infinite ammo and are only as deadly as I let them be.

"Hey Lauren, you have any preference today or should I just go all out."

I know she thinks that her fur hides it but I can see whenever she starts blushing and it's funny to see it sometimes but I don't know if I should be grossed out that a humanoid horse has some form of crush (I think it's a crush but I'm not even sure on that) or be grateful that a girl likes me even if she isn't human (I know I sound like a jerk but I just don't know what to think).

"Actually I've been wondering if we can do something a little bit different. Instead of transforming to fight me I want you to try and fight me in you regular form."

Pocketing my d-tector, I drew Ebony in my right hand, slide my shield on my left, and entered my usual stance.

Unlike usual though Faust didn't enter hers, instead she held her sword in a faux grip, over extended her leg beyond usual, and didn't even have her shield up.

"Is everything allright Lauren?"

"Yep everything is completely normal so start attacking me."

Not understanding what was really going, I decided to just comply with her wish. Rushing forward, I sent a wide shot to the right and slammed into her with my shield sending her to the ground. Really freaked out over her strange behaviour, I holstered Ebony and summoned the Kingdom key. Aiming for her shield in hope of getting a good reaction I was disappointed when it was brought up barely fast enough causing her to only receive glancing blow.

"Lauren I really don't like what's happening, you're never this easy to fight unless I'm using a fusion form and even then Susanoomon my strongest form would still have a few problems against you."

She seemed to become irritated but I didn't let up.

"Seriously, I don't even think your trying, it's like you want to lose the spar."

This seemed to be enough as she started yelling.

"Fine you want to know what's wrong I have to prove to the stupid council that I'm safe to be around with out destroying them or at least have someone not loyal to me who has a chance of beating me because if I don't the only way they would ever agree to an alliance is if I married one of them and had their child."

"So you wanted to use me to fool them into thinking they're safe from you?"

"When you put it like that it sounds bad but I swear I wouldn't do this unless I had no other choice."

I believed her on that but to hear about how selfish these guy were being was a little irking.

"Well then I guess we should start practicing then."

"What?"

"You said you needed to trick them to get the alliance so we need to practice if we want to make it look real."

"Right."

When we got ready again, I noticed she used the same form like last time.

"I may not be an alicorn, but I can take a few good hits so can you at least be a little serious?