Crazy's Crazy Life

Crazy stayed low to the ground. Silence and surprise were key to his success. He knew that he was out numbered and outmatched, and the only way for him to succeed was to be quick precise, and above all sneaking. To this strategically strategic plan Crazy slowly made his way across the living room. Crouching as close to the floor as possible. He had spent days planning this tactically well planned plan, which was very well planned. The kitchen was in sight already he could smell his prize. Unfortunately his opposition had gathered in the kitchen three well trained guard ponies pegasi stood between him and his goal. Crazy gulped as he slowly moved toward the kitchen. He was half way there when one of the guards looked up at from the plate full of delectable, tasty, Saturday morning chocolate chip cookies. Their eyes met and locked. His cover was blown.

"Hey there Crazy wasn't expecting you to be up this early." Duty Bound's eyes were drawn to the small black cylinder in the colt's forehooves. Crazy slowly pulled his head back from the cylinder, taking with it the detonation pin. "Crazy what did you just-"

"Fire in the hole!" Crazy threw the cylinder into the kitchen and closed his eyes as he charged in. The flash bomb went off. There with a whole lot of flash and a whole bunch of boom. Crazy followed his nose to the plate with the goodies. "Grab the Cookies and run!" He charged back through the living room and out the front door.

"Dang it Crazy!" Winged shield rubbed his eyes.

"I don't thing it was Crazy." Loyal Heart's eyes followed all of the spots that floated in his vision.

"And what makes you say that?"

"Crazy can't teleport."

"He didn't teleport Loyal Heart, that was a flash bomb."

"And he is going to be in so much trouble when he, when I get a hold of him."

"Yes well this time try not to flood the living room. Seriously, chasing him inside the barracks with the garden hose on, you're just as bad as he is, Winged." Duty Bound smirked as he rubbed the last few flying dots out of his eyes.

"I-I uhn"

"Well let's go figure out where he ran off to."

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Crazy had run as fast and hard as he could straight to his super secret hiding spot. He quickly climbed up the tree in the Ponyville park. with his plate of pilfered treats. He finally lay down on one of the main branches and put the plate of cookies on his stomach. He could have sworn that there were more cookies on the plate from when he grabbed it to now. "Huh I guess some of the birds grabbed them." Crazy took one of the gooey chocolate chip cookies and tossed it in to his mouth savoring the chocolaty goodness. Chocolate chip cookies were the best. All in all stealth mission: Get The Chocolate Chip Cookies And Get Out And Get To Super Secret Mega Awesome Hiding Place In Ponyville Park To Eat Them, was a complete success. Crazy nodded as he ate another Cookie. He liked the names to all his super awesome and important plans, but he had truly out done himself this time.

"Crazy get out of that tree right now!" Winged Shield ordered, Crazy froze he knew that the Winged was bluffing surely there was no way that they knew where his mega ultra super duper secret hiding place was.

"Come on crazy you know you aren't suppose to climb the trees in the park," Duty Bound called up as well.

"Uh, Crazies not here. This is just you local Ponyville park squirrel."

"Crazy we know that your up there we followed the cookie trail you left from the house all the way over here."

"Huh no you didn't, but I'm just a squirrel so I wouldn't know about that."

"Your speaking pretty good Equestrian for a squirrel."

"Crazy get down now,"

"Never!"

"Alright Crazy that's it I'm going to soak you, you little runt." Winged Shield flew off and grabbed a cloud.

"Your words don't scare me the Evil Hose can't get me up here."

"I'm a pegasus Crazy I don't need a hose."

"Wait Winged you'll-" Duty Bound was cut off by a loud crackling of thunder as the white cloud turned gray and poured out a massive down pour. "ruin the cookies." Duty groaned as Crazy shrieked. "Well at least it's not the living room this time."

"What'd I miss?" Loyal Heart wiped the remaining cookie crumbs and chocolate off of his face as a soaking wet colt fell out of the tree.

"You didn't eat all of those cookies off the ground did you?"

"Well I didn't want them to go to waist."