Zarian's life sucks. He lives on the streets, scrounging for tidbits to sell and for places to gain shelter from the weather. Because of his negligent family and non-existent friends, he's practically given up on life.
One day this changes. Zarian finds some place to relax and sit, when a strange guy appears. He offers Zarian a chance that he literally couldn't refuse.
Sad at first, but comedy is going to happen after the back-story ends.

WARNING: some swearing

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